dark web stories. go.

nice try fbi

I bought some weed.
It was kind of overpriced but okay

>>58071414
How did the delivery work? Also the payment

>>58071008
>be me
>go to dark net
>tooslow.webm
only normies use it now 0/10

>willingly waiving your right for a warrant
ishygddt

>>58071008
what do you mean stories?

Literally just use tor browser to go to Alphabay and buy your drugs or whatever. There's nothing more to it, there's no "stories"

I went to buyahitman.org and got trump assassinated before he got elected.
Also purchased estrogen pills and antiandrogen to put in some guys pre-workout mix

>>58071646
>Also purchased estrogen pills and antiandrogen to put in some guys pre-workout mix
D E V I L I S H

>>58071414

craigslist isn't the darkweb

So you can post them on le /r/4chan? Nah.

>>58071669
Yeah, he lost his muscle mass and is now desperate in addition for having a nice butt.

>>58071493
r/darknetmarkets

>>58071008
You mean like Tor? I use it every day for secure communications with friends and for browsing image boards or various forms, sometimes email through Citadel or Sigaint too. Tor is pretty boring if you're using it as a tool rather than a toy. Also, all of the scary, evil, creepy shit you see on YouTube is either fake or locked away in such a deep corner that you'll never find it.

See the good folks here (http://cvxjw2qlx6ady4nl.onion/) if you want to explore a little deeper. If you can't get in, you shouldn't be there.

>Go to Hidden Wiki
>Think it's pretty dumb
>Never go back

>>58071784
should fucc his boipucci

>>58071008
drugs, guns and pedos, the end.

>>58072000
Here's the uncensored version if you're interested: http://gxamjbnu7uknahng.onion/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

>>58072000
this, took forever to load
nice trips too

>>58072000
It came in the mail. You pay with bitcoin

It's boring. I thought it would be like in the scary stories, but the most exciting part was Tor telling me not to go full screen because the cyber police could identify me.

Plus, it's slow. Too slow. Way too slow.

Just feels like going in a time machine back to 2002 when times were simpler.

>>58071008
I've been to this place called 4chan once, bunch of fucking sickos there

It's basically only for drugs, weapons, and porn.

And I'm sure there are underground political activists using it in China

Order drugs to personal addresa

Got drugs on doorstep

I set up a text board on i2p.
I got some activity too. Not much, but some.
Haven't linked it to any wiki, just identiguy.

I clicked a random link. It bribing me to a crack recipie.

The dark web is surprisingly tame.

>>58071008
>ordered drugs and marryj seeds
>get it in the mail
>better service than ebay/amazon by far

>>58071784

>this happened

>>58071008
Guaranteed OP first heard of 4chan from one of those fucking retarded "tales of the deep web" YouTube videos

Holy shit, normalfags are retarded

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>when u find the hiddenchan mirror

>>58071008
>he doesn't know what the despair code it

lmaoing @ ur life

>faggot writes his real life name and address in the review part of a market saying he doesnt know where to put it

>>58074447
What was he buying?

>>58071990
Hey guys, you know where I could get some "Cheese Pizza"? Or maybe one of your friends could help me out.

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>>58075068
Ohello /G/, my name is Chips Handon. I always like to lork at 7cham and I also like mudflips too, as you do. DASU DASU LOL. I also like having sex with underage children (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /technology/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%. in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Astrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what I mean LOL). ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT. PLEASE DONT MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT.

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>>58071008
>2013
>silkroad is all the rage
>create an account
>peruse for a while
>talk to my friends, gauge interest
>one day finally decide to try ordering some acid
>spend like 150 bucks on buttcoins
>put it all in my account's balance
>can't pick a vendor so I go to sleep to ponder on it
>wake up and immediately go back
>see this fucking page
>all money lost

>>58071784
pump the boipucci hhhyyyehehe!

>>58075179

that sucks pham

although, buying bitcoins online is retarded, because there's a 80% chance you were buying some drugs on SR

go to a BTC ATM.

>>58075179
Thanks for reminding me that I still have 0.3 BTC in some market because I decided not to get mushrooms after all. Withdrawing it ASAP.

>>58071990
Le php may may
>didn't even need it
>broke that bitch in like 15 seconds
Whoever runs this shit needs to figure it out

>>58076378
Got passed the 19th firewall.

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not dark web related but

>going through some files searching for directory of a game
>see a folder named "ohztics"
>wut?
>asume it's some kind of malware/shitty virus and proceeds to confirm
>type "ohztics" in google
>first result is some kind of web that gives you the meaning of acronyms, apparently normal, not what I was looking for exactly but click it anyway
>"What does OHZTIC stand for? OHZTIC refer to a kind of personality which blabla.." proceeds to read a terrifyingly accurate description about me, what are some of my personality traits, shortcomings, virtues, tastes, fears. The entire thing has some kind of horoscope vibe to it.
>shat pants, didn't know what it was and didn't want to dig any deeper because 1. it may be just a stupid coincidence not worth the trouble, 2. I wouldn't like what I was about to find
>go for 1. decide to ignore it and attribute it to some kind of bizarre coincidence and my brian playing tricks
>folder still there, pic related

it really does look like some kind of stupid harmless malware but I just don't know wtf senpai

>forgot web http://www.whatletter.com/14/what-does-stand-for/ohztic

>>58072025
Are the cloned cards and counterfeit bills links not marked as scams actually reliable?

>>58076593
Could it be Botnets collecting information about you?

>>58071008
I once find how to build an old nuclear weapon hidden in the source code of a blank page.

>>58071008
is that guy praying to the flying spaghetti monster?

>>58071646
Kek

>>58075179
>some acid
>150 bucks

>>58082135
he has welcomed FSM into his face