Hey /g/ I want to get my son a tablet for Christmas so he can

I'd go with something like this one.

http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_349906.html

>1920x1200 display to enjoy full HD porn
>8" so he can use it with one hand and quickly hide it when needed
>has windows in case he's into VNs or whatever
Only con is that the battery is kinda small, but if he can fap for three hours straight, he has probably earned an external battery anyway.

>>58070250
I wish I had a father like you

>>58070384
> Chinese crap

OP, get him a Nexus 7. They're older but reliable as fuck. 7" if you can put up with it, and about $80

>>58070250
Buy him something that runs windows
It's easier torrenting on windows.

>>58070384
>>58070398
both of these options are great OP
i dont believe the whole son thing but where just giving a helping hand in your masturbatory needs

>>58070250
What's wrong with your wife's son fapping openly?

>>58070250
Get a Fire HD 8.
Great battery life and good enough for a 1000 post rolling sticky.

>>58070925
Actually I can relate to this. My dad didn't give a fuck and was actually kinda proud the first time he caught me. One of those coming of age moments I guess. My mom on the other hand would freak the fuck out every time I even locked my bedroom door.

Get him a laptop/netbook? Never tried jerking it on a tablet, but you don't want to be limited

>>58070384
>Recommending chink shit
Go back to your containment thread

OP, follow >>58070398 and see if you can buy a Nexus 7.

>>58071233
Oh his tablet is gonna be plenty sticky regardless of brand

>>58070250
Holy shit kek

>>58070393
I wish I had a father.

>>58072681
but we do have fathers they just ran away from us

>>58072812
>Two mums
>Father is literally anon
:(

>>58072922
oh fug that is unfortunately funny but hey look on the bright side you got dubs

Buy him a Chromebook. They're basically tablets at this point anyway

>>58070250
Fire HD 8 are $20 off this week. It's easy to install Google Play.

>>58070398

They discontinued it due to how unreliable it was...

Go to a Wal-Mosque and get a cheapo RCA for him to pump off with.

>>58073043
Do you want his son to lose his hand and peepee in a battery explosion?

>>58070398
>They're older but reliable as fuck.
They're not.
The touchscreen is shit... the center of the screen will stop registering touches after a while
Fucking chink garbage.

>>58073973
Just get Geek Squad to do the repair work.

>>58070250
Get a hidden camera instead and FAP to incest amateur videos

>>58070250
bumping for the dude when he wakes up

>>58072681
>>58072812
There are blacks on /g/?

>>58072151
Women only like male sexuality when it involves a man who turns them on.

Anyone else...beta, relative, even a husband when she's pissed off and frigid...and it's "EEW GROSS WTF".

get a laptop instead

>>58075812
Women have no idea what is sexy. You ever ask a woman to buy lingerie she can wear for you?

She'll buy some lacy, frilly shit that she thinks look "cute" but doesn't come anywhere near turning your dick into diamonds.