We invent a new OS

> commercial

>>58059714
>SystemD

> Loli as default wallpaper

>>58059714
>No GUI

>License: GPLv3

>>58059714
>No CLI

>>58059714
>new OS
>BSD based
Now it's yet another distro.

>>58059755
He said one green text you greedy fucking jew.

>no thumbnail preview in file manager/file picker

>the cursor is a dick that cums whenever you click

>new kernel, not based on linux

>Utilities written in Java

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>>58059714
>no user interface

>no dgpu support

Uses Microsoft's "Portable Executable" format for application binaries.

>>58059759
i was quoting him, but since you're mentioning jews
>supports only the hebrew alphabet

>written completely in assembly

>only 640x480 resolution allowed

>>58059750
This is impossible

>Full Win 32 library support

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For now

>os installs in vram

>only runs on ARM

>>58059755
There are no BSD distros. Every BSD is different.

>has no keyboard support, mouse only

>>58059733
Dropped

>>58059755
>BSD
>distro

>>58059808
>This is impossible
Mac OS.

>hosts file blocks entire web apart from reddit

>No support for multi core processors

>the logo is material

>it just werks

>>58059868
>Only uses one thread

> Google Captcha on every kernel library call.

>>58059859
>Mac OS
I see you've never used macos for anything other than web browsing.

>website switches to mobile version when you resize the window

>>58059890
We're making an OS, not a website

>>58059890
Oh, I completely missed the subject line. In that case
>uses redsea filesystem

>>58059886
I've never used Mac OS, I do know that it lacks a terminal emulator though

>>58059714
>stack-based

>>58059959
It has all that shit integrated. Mac developers use the terminal all the time on Mac OS

>>58059985
I'm not talking about OS X.

>minimum requirements of memory: 64 GB

>NSAKEY

>>58060017
>Only supports x86 architectures

I'll make the logo.

>>58059800
ok templeOS

>>58060037
Too late, it already only supports ARM CPUs

>>58059909
browser could be integrated into os

>Datamines it's users for A.I waifu development.

>Startup chime is Skrillex bass boosted edition

>Has NSA, KGB, and Chinese backdoors in the ClosedSource™ kernel

>preinstalled utorrent

>doesn't support any antivirus

>100% Voice controlled, basically
>>58060059
>>58059853
>>58059799
>>58059774
>>58059772
>>58059750
>>58059735
>>58059721
Basically combine those for an OS that shows your waifu of choice (with the ability to cum on her with mouse clicks) and allows you to do normal computing by voice commands (but this side is mainly for people wanting to browse the net, most of the work is about making the waifu AI better and perfecting the voice commands)

>you can't log in without internet acces

> DirectX support

>A free win 10 upgrade pops up shows every 20 minuets and there is now way to remove it

> taiwanese and thai keyboard support only

> Supports CS:GO , LoL , DoTA2 , TF2 , Overwatch

>>58060065
Kek, also
>location tracking always enabled

>the color scheme of all windows changes constantly (constant color-hue adjust)

>>58059845
The d stands for distro you fucking retards. All the BSDs are really just distros of BS

>>58059733
Fuck

Dropped.

>custom networking stack doesn't support TCP or UDP

>locked search engine is yahoo on all browsers

>>58060789
>Can only use 8 bit colour palette

>>58059714
>proprietary

>built in kevinnet

>doesn't support scheduling

I'll get started on a new logo!

>installing systemd, wayland or pulseaudio causes system crash

>everything is run in a browser

>>58061050
The shit is kevinnet?

>>58061981
The fuck is a google?

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>A series of whistles is supported output

>it could only run node.js programs after kernel loads

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I'm a long-time fan of Void Linux. It's a sane distro with no systemd (runit), uses xbps as the package manager, and has /g/ware out the wazoo in the repos. It's also lightning fast and their channel on Freenode is super helpful if you encounter problems.

I also love the UX of elementary OS, pic related. The perfect noob/stage 5 doesn't care about desktop threads Linux user distro would be eOS with a sane base like Void, or, to put it in other words, Void Linux with preinstalled and preconfigured Pantheon DE (eOS DE) and a variety of /g/ software.

Introducing Null Linux. Chose null because it came up as a synonym for void, and all of the synonyms for elementary were shit. Null Linux is Void made to look nice, or elementary but with a great base system, however you want to look at it, since eOS is literally Ubuntu LTS + Pantheon.

We can preload it with comfy wallpapers from /wg/ etc.

It's just an idea. Years ago, I was a lot younger, and I started Clover OS on /g/, which had a big hand in popularizing the "I'll make the logo" meme, because that's all we did. I don't intend on following through with this, just saying that this would be fuckin 10/10.

>>58059823
>made by /b/
Did this thread get moved or what?
Because it could have been and I wouldn't notice.

>>58059714
>you can live boot it but the os will reboot in 5 minutes

>>58059750
>>58059770
>>58059776
>>58059782
>>58059800
>>58059812
>>58059828
>>58059853
>>58059867
>>58059868
>>58059882
>>58059884
>>58059890
>>58060017
>>58060065
>>58060119
>>58060130
>>58060195
>>58060534
>>58060789
>>58060885
>>58060927
>>58061084
>>58062047
>>58062065
Painful.

>>58061953
So... Chrome OS?

>>58059714
Lo/g/os

>every button plays a small novelty horn sound effect when clicked

>>58059714
>written in java script

>File system that only supports a maximum file size of 0.1 GiB

>>58060003
Then wtf are you talking about?

>No support for USB; only PS/2, serial and parallel ports for most peripherals, but does support the latest video I/O ports

>can only run intergrated graphics

>must use a custom executable format, i.e. no ELF

>>58061981
The successor to systemd

>can only run on Ryzen

>>58063511
He was referring to Mac OS classic (System 1 - Mac OS 9) but he was a faggot for not being specific.

>>58059714
>all terminal commands are undoable

>>58059714
>good old desktop paradigm with optional full-screen mode ala Android

>no modifier key support

>Turing incomplete

>No left click

>>58062283
>muh sysvinit
>muh minimalism
Seriously, why the retard in change of systemd keeps adding shit and more shit?
Why doesn't implement a robust plugin architecture?
We wanted a better launchd with plaintext config files instead fucking plists, no a fucking abomination consistent in hard coded features.
I know that can be disabled at compile time, but my point stands.

>all function keys are hardbound to open a hyperlink to the OS Wikipage 'What do the function keys do?'

>single address mapping

>windows phone exclusive

>only german language pack available

>>58066877
>The Wikipage is a seperate program only accessible from the OS.

>no pre-installed way of connecting to the internet

>>58060228
>only unicode emoticons typed from these keyboard layouts is supported. Normal keys are just ignored.

>mandatory password protected screensaver on 1min timer

>the installation medium is only bootable from multiple CDs

>completely read-only

>>58067171
>it contains the only written guide to the esoteric installation procedure

>random version numbers

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> Everything is stored in RAM

>minimal internal storage, os is stored on the cloud(tm)

>>58059759
>I
>will
>add
>as
>much
>text
>as
>I
>want
>faggot

> Emulation of everything

>screen goes to sleep every 15 minutes regardless of mouse or keyboard activity

>Have to use the terminal to access files

>installer is a TempleOS image with the tools written in HolyC

>>58063511
Mac OS

>>58066174
So sorry for forgetting that Apple changed the name of an OS after fifteen years. Regardless it was still specified without me even trying, Mac OS is the classic OS, macOS is OS X's new failed abortion of a name.

>Designed by Apple In California

>can not be used if you hunt and peck keys

>uploads your browser history and recent file list to /g/ every hour

>cooperative multitasking

>>58068245
this is fine since bots and autoposting isn't allowed, it'd just mean after about 2 posts the user gets IP bans a better one would be
>uploads browser history and recent file list to pastebin every 24 hour and names it after pc name and unique ID

>>58059714
>every text is green and condescending and starts with a > sign

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We did, it's called Ricebowl :)

>It's dark souls and every app is accessed by beating a boss

>>58059714
>made in brainfuck

>no GUI just teminal.

>>58069119
Link?

>>58059714
>ring 0 permissions only

>>58069270
it's on slack

>>58069337
that's not a link.

>>58069353
>>58069353
https://installgentoo.slack.com/

>actively seeks out and destroys other OS/software if you try to dual boot

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>Can change everything with GUI.

>>58059890
it's called responsive design you faggot.

your mobile only version is literally deprecated.

>nothing will ever be released except for a logo

>I'll do the logo

>>58059714
> hard reboots 5 seconds after starting

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>>58059800

>DE design is written in CSS

>It sucks your dick

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>>58070348
>twitter suspended
>7 days since last stream
>almost 2 days since last offering
What's happening with him?

>Only way to set a password is by scanning the inside of your asshole

>only supported filesystem is NTFS

>>58070937
He went over his data cap with his ISP. They're throttling him now.

>os is entirely written in MIPS Assembly and must be ran inside of an emulation

>>58071133
Can't I just run it on my MIPS hardware?

>>58071150
no

>>58059714

Prepare for autism

    Bootloader        EFI            fat32 formatted partition
                                |-/EFI/deltos/boot.efi
    
    Kernel                        Load essential drivers
                                    |-Keyboard
                                    |-Mouse
                                Load base services
                                    |-Check for failures
                                        |-Something fails
                                            |- Go into base mode
                                        |-Everything's fine
                                            |-Continue Loading
                                Check for new hardware
                                    |-Store information
                                        |-Pass hardware information to userspace
    
    UserSpace                    Load userspace components
                                    |-Allocated driver memory space >=32MB, max 64MB
                                        |-Graphics
                                            |-Locate memory address of hardware
                                            |-Check config, load from it
                                            |-Send instructions to kernel
                                        |-Audio
                                            |-Locate memory address of hardware
                                            |-Check config, load from it
                                            |-Send instructions to kernel
                                        |-Networking Subsystem
                                            |-Locate memory addresses of NICs
                                                |-Get MAC addresses of port(s)
                                                    |-Aquire TCP/IP config
                                                        |-If manual, locate config
                                                        |-If DHCP, send request
                                            |-Network I/O
                                        |-Other Hardware
                                            |-Just added
                                                |-Locate built-in driver
                                                |-Request for 3rd party driver
                                            |-Installed
                                                |-Load Driver
                                                    |-Check config, load from it
                                    |-Application memory space >=256MB, max Installed Memory
                                        |-Load programs
                                            |-Account Manager
                                            |-Compositor/WM
                                            |-UI Elements
                                        |-Installed Programs
                                            |-Create Memory Space upon launch, starting at 32MB, increases as necessary
                                    |-System Level Privilege Mode memory space
                                        |-Configuration of hardware
                                        |-Driver installations
                                        |-Access kernel level component configuration

>username is chosen from a list of racial slurs and becomes the host name of the PC for everyone on the network to see

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>>58067588
Outfuckingstanding work Louis

>CISC only

>>58071180
>Welcome back, gookbeaner

>all text diplayed is shouted by Microsoft Sam in C minor

>Only supports 16 gigabyte hard drives and stores all hard drive content to RAM when you log out

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Middle mouse button scrolling actually scrolls the desktop up and down. No workspace. If you scroll it half way, then you have two halves of the desktop until you scroll it all the way.

>>58059714
>BSD

It is already dead

>>58071417
ebin

>>58060053
>>58060130
>The os is a web browser itself.

>>58059714
>BSD based
>commercial
>GUI developed for home use
>lots of investment in UI/UX integration
>still cohesive as fuck under the hood for awesome software
>proprietary software (Adobe products) fully supported
>build addons (music store, photo organizer, etc) but leave them as addons
>no app store model but instead has a unified updater that builds off package management techniques to work with both free and paid software
>develop UI/UX guidelines and publicly shame devs who turn them to shit
>neutral default wallpaper, encourage some customization but not too much to avoid overwhelming the user
>default web browser is based on whatever the latest webkit fork is, has minimal botnet

>tfw I basically described an updated OS X 10.4 Tiger

>Rules:
>You can only add one green text.
Fuck the police.

>>58060065
>Startup chime is Skrillex bass boosted edition
Knife Party VIP Remix feat. Zedd, Mariah Carey, and Drake

>>58063367
>every button plays airhorns when clicked
FTFY you cheeky cunt

Also,
>waifu ai's voice is daniel uk

>>58071832
Would listen/10

>starts every program in a separate Windows vm

>refuses to boot unless you have a webcam and a microphone plugged in

>help brings direct communication with Marduk

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>>58059714
>> BSD Based
nope

Plan9 based

>In order to login you have to use a proprietary fleshlight apparatus hooked up by serial cable. (Only a full ejaculation will allow login)

>every time you click anywhere, a six-second long downward slide whistle sound plays. this feature cannot be deactivated

>>58072501
i lost

>>58072474
That would work surprisingly well for all the loli pedophiles on this board that instantly ejac at the sight of their underage login girls.

>>58068088
>Mac OS is the classic OS, macOS is OS X's new failed abortion of a name.

Nobody thinks of it this way. If you do not specify Mac OS classic they assume X.

And while I hate macOS on paper, typing it is so easy. But either way is better than NeXTstep, NeXTSTEP, NeXtStEp, NExtSTEP, nextSTE OH WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FAGGOTS KEEP CHANGING THE CASE???

Sorry. Triggered by bad memories from the 90's.

>no gnu coreutils

>generated entirely from UML diagrams

>zero-day vulnerabilities are so common that they are now called zero-quarter

>login verification is done by face recognition. if user is female the welcome screen says SEND NUDES

>only Logo programs can be compiled natively

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>>58059778
dumb frogposter

>mouse cursor is a penis

sorry if someone already made this rule, didn't read thread 2 long

>>58076511
>in order to login you must read a 12 page end user license agreement, verified by an algorithm which tracks your time and scrolling, and you must do this every time

>every button has a 'help' feature right next to it, but the help files are only available online and are 10GB. If you ever click on the 'help' button without the help files installed, your system will proceed to interrupt whatever it's doing, and scan your entire system for the help files.

>uses the NT kernel