What's the greatest hack you've ever pulled off?

hacked NSA, i have root acess to Utah data center

>>58056682
Hacked the CIA and found their files on Terry A Davis. Ever seen that episode on Invader Zim where the studio of Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery has an entire storage room devoted to Dib? It was like that.

I bought a drug-dealer scale and went to target and weighed out all of the booster packs because the difference between the holographic cards and the rare cards is like 0.02 grams. Have you ever wondered why you never got good cards out of booster packs you would buy at certain stores? Because they did the same thing to all the boxes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              we stole all the booster packs too, easily stole $500+ in yugioh cards and sold them on forums for more

Hacked the election

>>58056716
wow ebin dude

$500!!!!!

WHOA, DON'T SPEND THAT ALL IN ONE PLACE. WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA DUUUUUUUUUDDEEEEE!

W O W Z A DUDE!!!

WOW Z A !. W O. W. Z . A.

$500 WHOLE DOLLARS?

UNITED STATES DOLLARS? $500\????!!!!

W H O A

I guessed my friends secret question answer on his email and it let me set a new password and then I logged on his email.

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>i made the sky blue

>>58056742
$500 is a lot at the time; for high school kid with no job anyway. I also stole world of warcraft gamecards to keep my account going + slanged a few on the side. Not unlike a heroin junkie stealing shit to buy more drugs.


This was like 10 years ago btw

>>58056708
lol

Let's see.. I rooted several phones. I installed twrp and custom Roms on several of them. I flashed my Xbox 360 DVD drive with cfw. I'm pretty legit.

The Gibson supercomputer in 1995.

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>>58056673
Max Headroom

>external hard drive on its last legs
>decide to gut the housing and replace it with a usb killer circuit
>put note on the cover "If found, please call ### ### #### and return it. _DO_NOT_ attempt to go through the folders!"
>"leave" it in the school library
probably fried Jerome's macbook

>>58056846
lmfao

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>>58056708

>>58056776
Noice

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I installed Arch Linux once.

No one expects the back door in the Gnome desktop, don't trust the open weather BS. ;)

Google Reader back in the day
they gave me some dosh for it though

probably my bachelor's degree and how I got my job

I don't even know what I'm doing

lots of SQLi's one nice LFI and a couple of priv escalations to get root.

thats all.

>>58058109
Whoa leet dude

Probably defaced some little store's website

H A R D C O R E

>>58056673
nice try NSA

Hacked Area 51 and went through their files on reptilian aliens but I was high and forgot to take screenshots.

there were these three russian file upload sites that used to be popular in my country since they allowed files bigger than 1 gb. a friend of mine found a way to increase the download speed without having to pay to get a premium account after inspecting the html of a couple of files' download pages for a day or two. he showed me how the exploit works and since he didn't know how to code, i wrote a script that automatically generates a premium download link. then we made a website that people can use to download from that site without paying. then we started making the site members-only and sold membership for half the price of those sites we hacked. i kinda miss those days to be honest.

>>58058124

pretty much.

I used SQL injection on my old school website and found the admin account login on in a txt file.

>>58056673
Got my mom to clean my room at an age of 22

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>>58056673
Bypassed content encryption on a F2P game in order to rip the assets and publish them online

Then I got a letter from the company lawyers threatening to sue me

i removed the "@*.*GHz" part from the screenfetch script so it would fit in my terminal better

i spoofed the admin page of my rival guild's dkp site, then rainbow tabled the SQL database to get passwords.
The admin's/guildleader password ended up being something stupid simple like XOXO.
It was pretty funny, I don't think I ever defaced their shit though.

I know it was a pretty simple hack, but the rush was pretty sublime when I was doing it.

I owned the mainframe.

>>58058392
What game?

>>58056673
I hacked the javascript in an online Army training course to bypass all built in timers. What used to take weeks now takes 45 minutes.

>>58056673
I opened one of my classmates CD drives remotely with Sub7. She was confused for weeks.

Found and exploited a few stored XSS and SQLi vulnerabilities in websites.
Achieved remote command execution, code injection and a denial of service vulnerability on various pieces of enterprise software.

>>58058538
the only company that does that is activision so i'm assuming it's call of duty online (chinese version)

>be me
>be 15, in highschool
>"school sux!! i want to be a game designer!" kind of kid
>parents won't let me drop out in year ten (When you get the highschool certificate in AUS)
>create a UNIX script that uses some python commands to keylog and upload them to my computer
>not tech-savy parents don't have any kind of computer security software
>a miracle there is only a bit of adware on their old mac laptop
>over the next week get the password for their emails and the school's parent website, where teachers could talk with parents etc.
>begin sending emails and messages to all my teachers informing them that i will not be continuing into year 10
>next two years i just went to the school library and fucked around with my friends that were still in school
to this day my parents never realised
>tl:dr, m45t3r h4ck3r

I got some people to admit to illegal shit on an imageboard

>>58058886
Holy shit, you totally know what your talking about. Can you teach me c?

>>58058917
OF course!
first you need to install minecraft and learn some redstone circuits! its the exact same as c

I used updog to bypass admin credentials on my school's computer system, and reformatted all the drives remotely as part of the automated system maintenance.

>>58058949
what is updog??


(Is this what you wanted?)

>>58058886
lawl so you fucked yourself over? Good job.

>>58056673
>drinking Flat Tire

>>58056810
You too?!

Shit was easy actually since the administrator password was GOD.

>>58056776
fuck man you're really cool

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There was one picture on the internet that i wanted to download. When i right clicked on it i could only save the link. I hacked that shit by making a screenshot of the picture and croping it in ms.paint.

They thought for a second their precious picture was safe.

>>58056673
Hacked the DNC
Hacked Podesta
Made my guy the president.

I hacked candleja

>>58056673
got access to videos on some paid camwhore website by pasting some code to browser console i found from pastebin lel

bypassed banlist and got genned endgame stuff on a shitty text adventure game on telegram

>>58056716
top jew.

>>58056673
I wrote a keylogger in C++ for windows and gave it away on forums for free.

It's probably still being used today.

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>>58056717
FUCK OFF NIGGER YOU STILE THE ELECTION

DRUMPF IS A RACIST HOMOPHOBE

#IMWITHHER

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>was 15
>dad got a moped
>rewrote DMV site's part on mopeds to say that mopeds require no license and that there was an age minimum of 15
>saved locally, opened, replaced local URL with original DMV URL
>convinced parents to let me use it

>>58058314
Me+a mate of mine, made a keylogger and had the login of most of our teachers. Even the headmaster.

When i was younger i used to get in trouble a lot at school so i would always try to get to the mail before my parents got the school letters and destroy them.

I know every kid did this but i got in trouble like everyday and no one ever found out.

I used to sell customized Slax installers at school

>>58060079
How much

>>58056776
The fact that you're still proud of that ten years later says a lot.

>>58060115
$10 per CD

>>58056776
My uncle used to do that with every sort of trading card pack he could, he was using a micrometer too

I hacked my friends runescape account and stole 10m and his abby whip

>>58060185
>>58060044
Ah, the memories

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Not my greatest, but a story nontheless
>Be me
>Edgy freshman in high school
>Only have 1-2 friends
>Don't go outside or really associate with people in real life
>Play Garry's Mod obsessively
>Learn to write in a basic scripting language for a mod in the game (E2 for wiremod)
>Can write an if statement
>Fucking 1337
>Go to school
>Sit with only friend in class
>Tell him about my 1337 skills
>Friend is equally interested in computers and also has his head shoved up his ass
>He claims he is better
>Disagree, start to argue with friend
>After 15 seconds of debate, we get up and start shouting at one another
>Cool teacher stands up
>Entire class gasps, thinking there is about to be a fight
>Friend is shouting at me
>I am shouting at him
>Neither of us are saying anything that's actually true
>Cool teacher realizes we won't use any physical means
>is somewhat amused by the loser's arguing, and pauses before interrupting us
>"JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU TRY TO PLAY GMOD WHEN YOU GET HOME, GOOD LUCK LAUNCHING IT AFTER I REMOTELY CORRUPT YOUR HARD DRIVE"
>"HAH, GOOD LUCK CONNECTING TO THE INTERNET ONCE I HACK YOUR IP ADDRESS"
>Entire class is cringing at us
>Teacher finally tells us to stfu and get back to work
>We lock eyes
>Stare at each other for another 5 seconds
>Class is dead silent
>We're both standing
>He challenges me to a hacking competition
>I accept
>Teacher is now annoyed at us
>Threatens to send us out if we continue
>We sit back down, talking to no one since we only had each other to begin with
>It has begun
1/?

>>58056673
>be 18, senior year
>trying to think of a good senior prank
>was bored in computer apps III and graphics
>did a ton of research from home on hacking
>created a basic python keylogger
>ran it on my own computer
>told teacher was having issues logging in
>teacher signs in with her own login
>did this to several departments
>after school, went to library computer
>installed teamviewer under special ed account
>backdoor into computer after school
>logged in as one of the teachers
>check group policy permissions
>holyshit.jpg domain admins, remote users
>logged directly into DC sever
>created batch script to change passwords
>deleted all network share folders and disabled sharing, deleted netlogon scripts
>cleared event logs
>back on library computer, delete event logs, uninstall teamviewer
>next day all teachers pissed off
>there was no server or file backups
>never said a damn word
>student tells teacher i was hacking
>student saw malicious activity in class
>even with no evidence, got suspended
>came back 3 days later
>got suspended from computers rest of year
>everyone asking me to hack emails or FB
>tech deploys Novell SuSE Linux
>still managed to get on computers
>social engineered substitute teachers
>logged in as them and got homework done
>teachers find out and call down principal
>Vice principal and 3 cops escort me out
>they threaten me with prison and no future
>tell them one day they will work for me
>they all laugh
>ended up not getting my high school diaploma
>lie myself into community college
>get comptia security+ and CEH certs
>graduate with BS major cyber security
>get a job, security consultant
>manage local governments, schools, etc.
>update linkedin page, find the VP
>sent him message thanking him
>VP replied back saying i was right and was impressed

>>58056673
hacked university network. /etc/shadow was backed up to public share, crack passwords (typical woman with sudo access has easily cracked password) "sudo su - " have access. continue to have unfeted access to every bodies email, files etc.

>>58056673
I took a loan from a bank in chromes anonymous mode

they never found out who i am

>>58060308
nice

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>>58060275
>Sit quietly for the rest of class
>My only ally is now my enemy
>Bell rings
>Walk out awkwardly with friend
>Cool kids laughing and making jokes about us
>Trying to hype us up to fight
>Don't want to make scene in front of qt girls in hallway
>Too many eyes on us
>Can't think
>Friend can't stand the attention either
>Agree to discuss the matter during lunch
>Try to look mature
>Attempt to shake friend's hand
>Friend tries to dap me up
>We both look retarded
>Lunch time arrives
>Sit down with friend and set terms
>The competition is to hack a few computers in the school library
>One is to pick a few random computers for the other on day of the hack
>Neither of us can do really anything with programming
>Lie simultaneously that we've been working on something big
>Give each other a week to "finish our projects"
>Get home
>Sit down at computer
>Initiate 1337
>Immediately panic
>FuckShitDamnitWhatAmIDoing
>Go on hacking forums
>Download RAT
>Download Keylogger
>Download crypter
>Norton Anti-virus keeps fucking deleting everything
>God wtf are these shit hacks
>Go to school next day, try to be laid back and chill
>Friend approaches
>Smiles at me
>"Hey anon how goes your project"
>I have nothing
>"Fine! I just tested it on a few servers and it seems to be working great"
>"Did you protect yourself while doing it?"
>"Sure did! I was behind a VPN and 3 web proxies"
>"How's yours?"
>"I think I'm more or less done"
>"Really? Me to!"
>"Oh? Then how about we do this after tomorrow then?"
>Heart sinks
>Don't want to look like a pussy
>"Hah, no problem!"
2/?

>>58058886
pretty funny even though it's a terrible life decision

on a related note a mate of mine dropped out after year 10 as well and he'd always attend school events that we didn't have to be in uniform for like sports day, free dress days, swimming carnival etc.

he dropped out to pursue his passion of cooking which turned out quite well for him

>>58060494
Moar

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>>58060494
>Get home
>Parents are pissed
>"Anon do your fucking homework"
>Can't you see this is war?
>Parents take away computer for shit grades
>ohfuck.jpg
>Start brainstorming
>Sit at desk
>Know nothing about computers
>Can't come up with anything
>Parents took desktop computer away
>Wire salad under my feet
>Start to fiddle with it out of anxiety
>Start picking shit up with feet
>Grab ethernet cable with foot
>Start squeezing latch with toes because autism
>Suddenly idea hits me
>"I can win this"
>Next day
>Friend is cockier than before
>"Well anon I'm ready today if you are"
>Pulls out flash drive
>"I thought you said the day AFTER tomorrow?"
>"It is but if you want to start now..."
>"Sorry, I didn't bring my hacking flash drive"
>Friend laughs to himself and walks off, casually waving around the flash drive
>"HEY FAGGOT DON'T TRY IT YET THE COMPETITION IS TOMORROW! NO CHEATING!"
>Get yelled at by teacher for screaming the word faggot
>Wait until bell rings
>Walk into bathroom
>Fake a signature for a pass to the library
>Skip class for the first time in my life
>Living on the edge
>Heart is racing
>Sit down in front of computer
>Open Google
>"How to find the IP address of a computer"
>"How to make command prompt look like matrix"
>"How to run two commands at the same time"
>"How to pause between commands"
>Save .bat file to flash drive
>I'm ready
3/4

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>>58060718
>Wake up
>The time has come
>Walk downstairs
>Put on flip flops
>"Good morning anon!"
>No response
>I'm in the zone
>"Are you feeling alright? It's a bit cold for sandals"
>"Don't worry mom, I'm about to be a hero"
>Realize I sound like a school shooter
>"f-for the school I mean! Haha that came out wrong"
>Mom fights back cringing
>"Okay have a wonderful day love you..."
>Too cool to reply
>Walk out door
>"Anon your backpack!"
>"Thanks Mom!"
>Get to school
>Friend is at library already
>Friend looks incredibly cocky
>"You seem excited"
>"Yeah, excited to kick your ass anon!"
>"Alright, you go first then"
>Friend pulls out flash drive
>Plugs it in
>Darkcomet.exe
>Holy shit he doesn't have an antivirus on his home computer
>Double clicks exectuable
>Avast Immediately deletes the file
>Friend is dumbstruck
>"Get fucked kid"
>"Let's see you do better"
>Sit down in front of computer
>double click 5up3rH4ck.bat
>ipconfig executes
>echo "Targeting IP... press enter to execute"
>"And there's the IP address..."
>Friend is confused as fuck
>"Watch this"
>hit enter
>Matrix screen appears
>Take off flip flop
>Un plug ethernet cable with foot
>echo "Hack complete"
>Friend tries to access internet
>Fails
>Too stupid to diagnose
>Repeat this for 3 other computers
>Friend is speechless
>asks if I can teach him my uber 1337 skills
>Casually unplug flash drive
>Get up
>"Maybe some day"
>Walk away slowly, flash drive in hand
>I am the ultimate 1337 hacker.
4/4

>>58060903
>Darkcomet
Holy shit, the memories

>>58060903
9/10

>>58060419
I had 3 credit cards with a combined limit of $11,000. I withdrew all the money on them via credit card checks which i made out to myself and then used the money to pay for a car which i never paid any of it back.

Rat screwed my credit for 7 years though.

>>58056673
hacked NASA research centre,most ports were open and blatant evidence of others being there was rife,snooped about a bit but got bored,done fuckton of remedial shit like cracking win admin/user logins via the hashes,used this to gain full admin access and user access to over 10 terminals at work (head IT included) actually use my IT dep's consoles as go betweens for rightous targets,not done anything big for a while,and the best stuff ide rather not say (and no thats not me being all coy and leet)

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>>58060903
not bad, anon. not bad.

>>58057475
nice bro

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>>58058105
truth

>>58056673
hacked warner bros' servers to obtain free movies and cartoons

>>58056673
Ripped the pics off the flash drive of some qt. Expected her noods, got the noods of her bf. Sheeit!

Got some nudes from a coworker, she had the best ass in the universe, even some videos being a whore with her friends while drunk.

Found a vuln in windows that allowed the fastest brute force of any other known method, above the second fastest method by a huge margin(1m combinations in less than 5 minutes from unprivileged account, guest user for example) developed an advanced toolkit around it (7 years ago) now I'm aware that is being exploited on the wild but not known, my toolkit combined mimikatz and other methods detected current system and used the best exploit to get admin acces, then automated many actions, including remote access, grabing every available password(sam,wifi,browser if possible) and probably more things that icant recall, did it just for fun, never exploited anyone, never shared with anyone. Even got a name for the tool and a webpage that i never used.

Basically carried it in my USB press start unplug and most of thr time the machine was pwned either within secs or some mins, or just failed. It had a great success rate, carried it with a very big dictionary of most used passwords.

And more stuff but I don't have time to write more.

>>58062246
Also developed a many bots for shitty games when I was a teenager

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when i was in year 10 we used a usb keylogger to steal a teachers password and i changed some of my grades. i wrote some shit on people's reports in the teacher comment section. we went to an internet cafe to do it all because we were worried we could get caught.

>>58060120
the fact that you are not proud of ANYTHING you have done in your life says a lot

Infected all my HSs network and backups with ransomware, but I didn't test the ransomware before deploying so instead of a ransom message it left "test message"

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>2007
>me and friend play d2 lod all day everyday
>sleepover at his house
>install keylogger on his computer
>next day he logs onto diablo
>he leaves room at some point
>find password in keylogger
>uninstall keylogger
>go home
>go on his account
>steal all his shit

>>58056673
I honestly read "My mother computer is a data center" the first time

The Dnc

>>58056673
I once hacked a gibson

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>>58059864
>trying to hard

>>58059732
It's nigger, not Jew.

>>58059948
loooooooooool

>>58063757
deep

>>58064340
aand thats why u have no friends

>>58056673
used dumb sql shit to hack into an indian university. I had access to all their student records and everything

>>58065613
and true

>>58058886
>drop out of school
>still go to school every day

You are a genius.

Installed team viewer client and set to run on startup on my buddies computer, took remote control just to screw with him. Not a big hack but it was good for lulz

>>58061125
The credit card company never put a lien on your bank account?

Hacked into my university single sign on and had unlimited access to accounts if I knew their ID and birthday.

>be with a friend
>was loling about pirating (not hacking, I know the diff)
>I nmap a server to lol
>see an https server running
>connect to the https server
>https server doesn't evaluate .php files
>retrieve the database connection file
>I now have the login and password
>can never connect to the database, it probably refuse non local connection

>>58056742
500 for simply stealing a set of cards is p good, no matter how you look at it

Wrote a PHP forkbomb and gave it to some Pajeet who was having 'server issues technical PHP 5.6'.

>>58056673
Not sure what you consider great. Many people think typing ipconfig is mad hacker skillz. In my job some days I will walk end users though breaking into network gear from the other side of the country because someone forgot a password or something. Would be just as easy to do this for nefarious purposes.

I have seen pen testers walk into banks and have the employees hand them the server, the physical token and the password for that server. Some times hacking has nothing to do with skill and everything to do with just finding a really weak point in the security.

>>58056673
I downloaded a no-cd crack for age of empires 2

Made an app in VB6 which put up a fake error message

But once your mouse pointer hovered over it'd move somewhere else hehe

Those were good times, at least until the cops showed up

>>58056821
>24 exabytes

Kek, that's less than a single private tracker these days.

>>58059761
Holy fuck thats so easy...

>worm myself into nukenets
>whois everybody on there
>nmap their ip addresses
>get into various group ircds, boxes, ftps, other servers
scene """security""" everybody.

>>58058166
yeah okay buster, implying the data storage would be in ANY WAY connected to the intertubes

>>58058906
this

>Be 10
>Grandfather buys me a laptop for christmas
>Discover the internet and get into the idea of programming
>Pirate portable version of Visual Basic 6
>Start watching tutorials on youtube
>Mess around and making my own little programs by copying and pasting other people's scripts, had no idea what I was doing
>Spend my days on club penguin, logging in everyday tipping the iceberg, looking for Rockhopper, making sure I have newest items, my puffle is fed, etc.
>Poorfag so dad couldn't buy me a Club Penguin membership
>Jewishtricks.exe
>Decide to make a fake program called "Club Penguin Membership Generator" to phish other people's accounts
>Literally a gui with two textboxes for username and password
>Copied script from a youtube video that sends textbox info to email
>Make a video of me using the program on my account
>Looks like I actually gain a membership, but really I just used a Trainer to make a textbox popup that only members can see
>Unregistered Hypercam 2
>Overlay shitty John Mayer song with Windows Movie Maker
>Upload to youtube
>Forget about it
>Remember a year later, check up on the video
>50,000 views, suprised it got any at all
>All dislikes and comments calling out my bs
>kek, whatever
>Check my email
>30,000 different emails just like this:
"User: Mileypeng12
Pass: hunter2"
>Try different accounts
>Some have memberships, i log in and enjoy the pleasures exclusive to members
>Mission accomplished.jpg

>>58056776
9 year old detected

>>58056716
>tfw I got a Charizard in a booster pack from Target

Early days of Xbox Live we found a way to break the game RTCW by applying PC mods to the Xbox game and playing online with modded config files

I think there is still youtube vids of it up

not a big deal but we were like 12 at the time so it was pretty cool to see what we could do

>>58064340
>playing D2 in 2007
My pajeet meter is off the charts

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>october 2008
>be talking shit about how my computer never slows down or crashes and how it takes less than a second to open internet explorer (all fake since my dads machine was a pos)
>cool uncle hears me
>"oh yeah anon then why dont you fix my computer, ill pay you 100 dollars because the walmart guy wants 600 to replace the hard drive and another 600 for fixing it"
>ok
>he actually drives us to his house
>i didnt know anything so i spent 5 hours looking up how to format and then install windows on any machine, then downloading it from some shady website
>mask it as "downloading windows from my private webpage, it will take a while since your connection is way too slow"
>since he told me the walmart guy wanted to replace the hard drive i ask uncle for money for a screwdriver and a new hard drive
>bought some pretty cool $130 tiny screwdriver set for my PSP (it had dust on the screen) and a 8 GB memory stick pro duo
>buy the cheapest 16 gb pendrive
>total of 250 dollars
>waste some time, thinking how exactly am i going to fix the computer
>come back home and windows is already downloaded
>transfer it to the pendrive, tell uncle all his archives are fucked because virus, format, make 2 partitions "so you only format the system and not your files", install and then open up the computer to "insert the mini hard drive in it to make it faster"
>it actually fucking works
>ask uncle if he still has the cds that came with the computer, he says yes and hands me like 12 of them
>install the ones that say "drivers"
>finish setting up everything 3 hours later
>he gives me 200 dollars as payment and lets me keep the screwdrivers, and tells me he didnt even spend half of what the jew at walmart asked for
>8 years later and he still doesnt know

I still have the memory stick in my box of old consoles.

>>58056673
Nothing worth mention compared to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs

>>58056673
Smoked a lot of cigarettes in my basement after steeling one of dad's beers, then shitposted from my sticker covered MacBook Pro. I even wore a cool Anonymous outfit and sunglasses! Mom can't tell me what to do!

>>58056717
Hi Yuri!

>>58056846
I'm tempted to buy a couple dozen and scatter them through parking lots or other public places. I just really hate normies.

>>58056673
Wrote a tiny script to use the caps lock led as temperature alert. If the CPU temp rises more than 50°C, the light turns on, it is less, it turns off

soldered a potentiometer to the PSU fan. It's a 12 year old PSU, so it revs at 100% regardless of the load making it very noisy. I use the potentiometer to make it much more silent

manually built a Debian arm image in an IMG file using debootstrap, then wrote scripts for it to run on Android phone. Now I just run the script that mounts the image and chroot into it

installed the same Debian image in two of my old Android phones and an Android ""smart TV"" box and now use the most powerful phone as a mediatomb and download box

I don't know if the last one is considered a hack because things were served to me in a platter.

>studying IT at college
>Linux class, instructor teaches us about basic Linux commands that I already have known for half a decade
>we are given a username and password along with an IP address and port
>asked to use putty to SSH in
>everyone has the same login, fuck yeah
>login and mess around
>try to guess the root password
>holy shit it's the same as the password they gave us!
>mess about the /sys/class to learn more about the hardware
>using the /proc/cpuinfo I find out they're running the whole thing on a core 2 duo machine
>think of rm -rf / the whole HDD
>settle for powering because someone might lose something important
>class cancelled because IT guy+the lecturer+the HOD couldn't figure out what to do, when all they had to do was press the power button

>>58056742
>>58056716

stealing isn't a hack

Wrote a GUI in Visual Basic to backtrace an IP address.

I made a transparent 1px swf that opened goatse in a new window over and over again as fast as it could. I made a fake chad myspace account to hit on my ex and posted it in her comments.

What a different time.

>chad in biochem is Acing all his tests, everyone suspects he got a hold of old copies from a tutor who was a former student
>try to log in with his student ID on the student portal but don't know password
>security question option is available
>it asks who he went to prom with
>check his instagram
>he posts his whole life there
>find an old 'throwback' picture of him in high school with his letterman jacket
>one of the comments is a girl saying 'lol my prom date'
>get her name
>too scared to change his password because then it will raise red flags

if only I knew for sure if he would be notified

>>58056673
Wrote a USB fuzzer to play around with the newer iPhones. Discovered that in A7 and A8 bootROMs you can prevent the main stack from resetting, and you can keep it from doing so for two reboots. I'm just sitting on this info for now until I get time to do further testing. I'm also making an Android compatibility layer for Sailfish OS since official Jolla phones use Alien Dalvik, which is proprietary and the trolls who own it won't sell me a fucking license.

>>58071727
That story was great.

>>58071815
Is there any reason for him to suspect you besides being one of many in his class?

>at school
>searching IGA on google images brings up tons of softcore porno no matter if safesearch is on
>i dont have any fucking clue why but thats just how it was at school
>everyone leaves the room to do some science experiment outside
>when they get back there's about 50 tabs of softcore open on the projector
>i'm fucking laughing my ass off
>my friends are laughing
>some girls are creeped out to shit
>get detention
yeah, hack the plannet.........

>>58071842
well no, but if he finds out his password was changed it will kind of eliminate any chance of a repeat visit

Wrote my own spyware to see what kind of hardcore pornography my daughter likes to watch. Many faps were had. It's true. White girls really do like BBC.

Also used to crack games in my youth. But I can't fap to that.

>Please insert CD into dri-- CD authentication complete!
>Oh godddddd, *ffffffffaaaaaaappp!!*

Hacked a major PC game hack provider's site, reverse engineered the client, found out it just downloads and obfuscates a public cheat from another site. Blackmailed the provider out of $500 USD worth of rubles else I gave Even Balance and EA the source. I reported them anyway and a massive ban wave commenced

>>58056716

not really super /g/ but still underrated post

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>Be fourteen
>SOCIAL ENGINEERING HACK my way to knowing the password my uncle put on my grandma's computer
>Turn on VNC connections on her computer
>Install VNC app to my iPod Touch
>Rapidly move mouse around while she's trying to look at recipes
>"ANON IS THAT YOU"
>"NO GRANDMA YOU'RE GETTING HACKED TURN OFF THE COMPUTER"
>Enjoy slightly better connection for playing Runescape

>>58056673
Not to boast but I've hacked the gibson

>>58064163
Kek

>>58066212
>>be with a friend
>>was loling about pirating (not hacking, I know the diff)
>>I nmap a server to lol
>>see an https server running
>>connect to the https server
>>https server doesn't evaluate .php files
>>retrieve the database connection file
>>I now have the login and password
>>can never connect to the database, it probably refuse non local connection

Don't know how long this was but you could upload a php script to start up a netcat shell that you could log in as web user. If you are lucky it is run under root and you have full privs.

>>58067700
no it isnt

i think you confused petabytes and extabytes

Found a bug in a porn site that allowed me to see full videos without being a member and downloaded all of them. They noticed it and fixed it within the following week or so.

>>58067700
>that's less than a single private tracker
Torrent files are pretty small desu

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2016 U.S. Presidential election.

>>58056673
used sql injection to break into a few site's admin acc, exept I couldn't change anything just see their posts that only the staff are allowed to see. 1337 h4x0r right here

>>58056673
>What's the greatest hack you've ever pulled off?
>friend sends some classmate's website
>looks for other files
>404
>old apache
>downloads slowloris
>profit

>>58056846
>usb killer circuit
point in case, if i should find some usb storage device, whats the right way to peek through the contents before returning? assuming i dont have an old laptop to sacrifice

an usb flash drive is easy enough i guess to open and check for capacitors, but an external hdd factory sealed not really disassemblable

>>58059234
WUT

can that be used to save limited edition pepes as well?

to own a ltd ed pepe is my christmas wish but im too poor

>>58071973
how did that make you feel anon

>>58056717
Hello tovarisch yuri, ivan here I hacked DNC want to dota later?

>>58072521
>Torrent files are pretty small desu

>files over a GB small

Wut

Not a hack, but I've gotten admin access to multiple Macs by booting into single user mode.

>>58073238
I regret nothing. CD checks are incredibly annoying. I bought your fucking game and did the full 8GB drive install, and you STILL want me to deal with slow-ass media reads every single time I want to play? It's now your own damn fault that I now know how to crack games whether I own them or now.

>>58073340
you and i both know that isn't the topic i was referring to

>>58071973
cant think of a better way to use spyware, other than extracting her nudes from her phone

>>58073203
some ideas:
- Dont, most people dont keep their gfs nudes around like that nor anything else interesting
- Dissasemble anyways
- Use usbkiller protector
- make your own of the above¨
- use a junk usb hub

>>58073446
>extracting nudes from her phone
>not creating your own with spycams hidden in her room

Step up your game, sempai.

>>58073515
wouldnt call that a hack, but he needs to do both.

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>some female friend in college was apparently too stupid or too lazy to delete her fb account
>she asked me to do it for her because I am the computer wizard
>noproblem.jpg
>tell her I am going to need her password
>she gives it to me
>noice
>tell her I am going to need her gmail password too
>she hesitates but then tells me that she's going to trust me because I'm a nice guy
>bad move bitch
>proceed to get her dropbox,hotmail,icloud and other fb passwords using her gmail account
>find tons of nudes she sent to he rmillion boyfriends that she's had
>get a backup restore software for icloud
>get her phone and whatsapp messages through the icloud backup
>turns out she's a filthy whore from what I read
>be spying on her for like a year, her iphone sent every picture she took to her icloud
>the holy grail was an amateur video she took with her current bf, and he was like "be careful with these videos"
>ayy lmao
>one day she changed her gmail password
>cry myself to sleep every night
>saved everything I could though
>mfw

I've also fished accounts from other girls a long time ago when security was softer.
Now they send notices to peoples phones and shit, fuck you google.

>>58056673
Not a hack rly - just fun. Was able to remotely shut down any lab computers on a university campus (actually 2 campuses, same school).

Pretty much just find a computer that was left logged in and do some "shutdown -i" to get the remote shutdown dialog (i think that was it)

>>58058285
dank

>>58073559
why didn't you change the recovery email address to something that looks really similar to the former?

>>58073559
>Shit that never happened.

>>58073744

What would that accomplish?
If I were to change her password now she would realize it and change it again.
I want to be spying on her without she knowing it.

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I guessed someones password being 1234.
Im a psychic hacker. I then changer their wallpaper into a naked steve rambo with a semi-stiff peepee.
It was great.

I saw a defcon talk about sockstress and I tried it on a rbp. Now it won't turn on after I tried it on it, and I don't know why.

all me

>>58058420
push that change because making CPU speeds domains is fucking stupid as fuck, it rustles my jimmies as well everytime I see it

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I used to hack shitty sonic fan sites as a kid.

>>58056673
setting a pointer to the master dictionary of the directors account & getting a full list of everyones salary

>>58073918
Did you make more or less than the average?

Got a free year at Uni by convincing literally everybody else that they'd fucked up.

>>58073918

How much?

>>58062770
so easy

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i hacked some pokemon toys out of the box in local toy shop, and when the owner saw me. i hid my stash and blamed it on other kids. got away.

>>58062770
the days before skynet

Made an exploit for the DOS TYPE command.
(TYPE Used to display files like text in DOS)
Remapped a key on the keyboard
Next keypress for that key changed text to black and ran commands like a batch file.
Then it restored cursor position, changed the color back to white, and typed the character.

All I did with it was leave a text file on a friends computer
>Anon.txt
>Anon was here, I could have done anything.

>>58073332
the biggest torrent metadata file i've used was around 3MiB
and you don't even need to store them on a tracker

>>58073203
Use a cheap USB hub, preferably one with a fuse.

>>58059234
>When i right clicked on it i could only save the link
Fuck those piss me off. It slows me down by about 10 seconds but it's still annoying.

>use browser web dev tools but /g/ knows this already

>>58073872
dont have access to it rn but all i did was search for GHz and find where it was in quotation marks and delete it in like 2 or 3 places

>>58059391
Underrated post

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>>58073456

>>58071315
Not bad dude.

>>58071315
>$600 to replace an HDD
Christ, that's like $2400/h, where can I find people stupid enough for rates like this?

Remote Code Execution in a widely sold franchise

>>58065472
"I am badeed" is probably a bot.
Social bots were widely used by both parties

I hacked a few of hotmail passwords back in 04, when it was easy. Most of my friends just to see if i could, they lost their shit when i actually knew their password. Shit was cash

>>58056716
Quite clever actually

>>58073927
Story now

I hacked cmd and wrote color 42
o yeah

>>58064340
>"friend"

I have two
>friend at school thinks he's a hacker
>at some point i figured out how to get a saved minecraft password
>ask him to give me his minecraft folder
>go home and open up the file read his password
>go to school and tell him what his password is saying how i hacked his database mainframe
>he gets a bit scared
Other one
>at school
>have shitty laptops that run a remote session onto a server
>one day i found out about remote desktop
>cmd ipconfig
>remote desktop onto default gateway which happened to be the main server hosting all the laptops
>logged on successfully with no password
>what
>me and my mates looking at the screen as i move the mouse over to cmd and type in delete system32 while the IT guy is trying to move the mouse
>hit enter
>all the remote laptops log out
>everybody in the community learning center starts yelling about how they lost their work and can't login
>lol
>like a year later i get called to the IT office
>IT guy found out it was me who did it and accuses me
>i actually forgot i did it and deny everything
>get banned from computers
>fail high school
It was pretty funny but overall not worth it because nobody even believes a story like that.

>>58074792
Why would you even make up a story like this?

Back in highschool a teacher and I who here close used to spy on the other kids in the class via a novell-rat thing.

One kid would get on chat rooms and flirt with anybody who claimed to be a girl. Basically just complimenting them somehow and then just begging them to be his gf. It was so funny to watch him do it live. We would watch him slowly compose a petty comment, eventually send it and then get rejected. You could see the sadness as he read their messages too. Meanwhile, we're both trying to hold back our laughter as we watch, both irl and virtually.

Another kid was ordering some pizza online but before they completed the order they went afk, so we took control and added 2 shitty pizzas. They didn't notice and ordered them anyway. Visible confusion on their face when the pizzas showed up.

Oh, also I wrote a batch script that initiated the shut down sequence after waiting for 30 seconds, it was like two lines and a few google searches. For some reason we could write to the startup folder of the currently logged in computer. So one day during lunch I copied it to half of the computers in the computer lab. They stayed like that for months. Good times.

>>58059234
>>58074054
This is so annoying when i want to save the unsee.cc pics from /mtfg/

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>>58060903
my sides
saved

>>58073203
there are ways to shield your USB ports. google it. the company that makes USB killers also sell a kit to shield your USB ports.

I once watched a teacher enter the door code to a class room. Then I found out a bunch of other classrooms on campus used the same door code.

I successfully cracked a WPA2 WiFi network with the Aircrack-ng suite (airmon,airodump,aircrack).

Password was Asshole69. Only took me 2—3 hours to decrypt the .cap file after handshake.

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>>58060903
Good fucking story

>>58056716
>>58074557
>implying a clerk would actually let you bust out your scale and weigh every single booster pack
Funny story tho

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>>58056673

>Stood behind kid to find his macbooks password
>Screenshare his laptop and go onto unblocked porn site
> Get him suspended for porn at school
> Profit

>>58074017
I downloaded a single 125gb torrent a week ago. You're full of shit.

>>58075798
how is that not legal?

>>58077238
>Meta data
>Not the actual torrent itself
...

>>58077238
do you know how torrents work?
or what torrent metadata is?

I dabble in penetration testing and fairly handy with SQLi, managed to get into a lot of old sites that way, get into admin mgmt panel and upload shell and root the box. One was shared hosting which popped about 400 other small sites.

>>58056776
Don't gamecards have to be activated at the cashier's first to work?

>>58056716
>$500+ in yugioh cards
So you got like 5 good cards.

>>58066790
Hacking a hacked script language xD

I've learned to download the videos from porn pages with the source code. That's just how 1337 I am.

I hacked together a hiragana->Hepburn translator when I first learned LISP. Came in super handy.

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>>58058420
Woah man

>>58075458
Thanks!!

>>58077238
You're an idiot

>>58058886
How'd it turn out for you?

>>58058166
Gary McKinnon?

>>58058327
Holy shit man

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>13 or 12 years old
>in a cs:s clan with older girl and 3 guys on teamspeak
>she send us that prank .exe file that opens your cd rom and tells you its a cup holder
>tell her i opened it and my computer is not working
>she literally starts crying and apologizing she didnt mean to harm my computer
i feel bad now

I DDossed m school for a day w/ some basic scripts

>>58060308
PCfags screenshot this

>>58066083
No. I was a wage cuck at the time so i was only making 6 dollars an hour anyway so i guess they didn't bother.

They did harass the shit out of me for 7 years straight though, I had to get a cell phone under a friends name just so they couldn't find my number anymore.

But i got a car for free, The car actually only cost me 8k, I blew the rest at bars and strip clubs.

>>58056717
чтo вы дeлaeтe вaшy пoдхaлим

I crashed fifteen hundred and seven systems in one day.

>>58077490
Not all of them did. Some worked regardless for some reason.

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>>58077550
I meant like $500 retail not what the cards were actually worth. We got quite a few ultra rare cards, I even got an abomination of a pack (we wondered why it weighed like an entire gram more than the other packs) that ended up having TWO duplicates of a ghost-rare rainbow neos, or someshit. Sold one of them for $50 alone

>>58075798
nobody ever gave us shit for it. Sometimes we'd even hit up 3 different stores in the same plaza

>>58056673
I hax0red the RNP. That's all I'll reveal.

>>58078847
Jesus it's Zero Cool!

>>58077238
retard

>>58056673
I recoded the Windows operating system in 2 days.

Skipped highschool for several weeks and nobody noticed.

I figured out that if you skip the first class of the day, when they take attendance, the computer will send a pre-recorded message to your parents saying "your kid didn't come to school today"

However, after 1st block, the computer compiles a list of every student in school and emails it to the teachers. The teachers in the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th classes have to take attendance and cross reference their attendance sheet with the one that was emailed to them to see if the absent kids have notes to be absent or not. If not, they fill out a report and give it to the dean, who calls my parents.

But, teachers didn't do that because it's too much work.

So, I would show up to my first class of each day, then skip class and go home for the rest of the day (parents worked at the office). Played videogames mostly.

>>58080471
Also, found a journalism 1 pass. These were little ID cards the kids in the journalism class got to wear and walk around and pull kids out of class to interview them for the school newspaper. I photoshopped my face and name on it and then went around the school and pulled my friends out of class and we went and did other stuff

>>58069629
i admire you

>>58069629
>hunter2
how the hell are you going to make me nostalgia about an irc quote

I rigged Andrew Jackson to win the presidency.

>>58056742
You can always tell when someone is a broke ass.

>>be 15
>> needed to hack this girls ex
>> make fake phishing site
>>get guy to log in
>>give girl password
>>sees he's been talking to another girl
>>starts crying really loud in public screaming fuck you and shit at him and that girl
>>hack her password and her friends password to get revenge


(quick note is their any other way to get peoples passwords other then phishing hacks for fb etc)

>>58056673
I once ''hacked'' a website which let you make wish lists for christmas, it had a number in the url which represented the account number in php, so you could just type in another number and be ''logged in'' on another account. It also let you change te password whilst showing the previous password in plain text, along with the e-mail adress. 1/3 would have the same password for that e-mail adress. I used this to send mean messages to unsuspecting friends of the usually female users via MSN.

In my defense, I was 13 or something.

>>58056673
Trying to get VOKSIs bypass to work with DOOM (at the time it had Denuvo)

>be 16
>school gives us mac laptops
>osx comes with a chess app
>they block it for some dumbshit reason
>use a few tools too see what exactly happens when the application is run before it closes
>(I had admin. Different story.)
>it checks a text file deep in osx
>the text file has no permissions against regular users editing it
>write a simple applescript that changes a few of the values in said text file that prevent the app from running
>give it to a few people in the chess club
>they thank me

It was honestly really simple, but it's one of the few things I'm proud of doing.

>>58081267
Unless you're dealing with a website with retardedly bad security, probably not. Even if you can locate the username-password pair data, the passwords will likely be hashed, at which point you'll probably have to a dictionary-based attack. Most "hacking" needs to be done through social engineering, and that's how formidable systems end up being compromised. For a better idea of general web exploitation, look up the following shit:

John the Ripper
SQL Injection
Local File Inclusion
Remote File Inclusion

Or just google and look into "adversarial security" in general.

>>58056821
That's alot of Men in Black

>>58072538
unappreciated

>>58059948
kudos, amigo

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>>58056673

>>58069642
>this was like 10 years ago btw
>9 year old detected
>-1 year old stole yugioh cards n shit

fuckin impressive.

>>58059948
dis nigga smart

Dunno if anyone remembers Digimon Nada Nada in /a/ a year back.

Well hello, I dumped the DB of the writers by SQL injecting into their counter, and found the details of the next release/Digimon to be released.

Was a good feel man, /a/ was overwhelmingly happy.

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>be me
>qt3.14 roommates sister just became single
>we hang out occasionally, but I never really make a move
>fucking around on Tinder one day, and see her
>idea.exe
>she always uses my PC to Facebook, when she's over
>set up a simple key logger
>getting her pass is ezpz
>Tinder uses Facebook to log in
>log into her Facebook on my phone
>access her Tinder
>DELET every match, and all messages
>she thinks the application is fucked
>keep tabs on all her conversations
>idea to see if she uses the same password for her phone provider
>shefuckingdoes.kek
>I can see everyone she calls and texts
>I know all her hobbies and interests
>wait until her phone is unattended, and use one of those Internet texting providers that AT&T has
>it sends confirmation to her phone, but her pass is just a backwards "L" on the nine dot thing, so I confirm and DELET
>see every message she sends or receives
>find out she's texting some guy I'm pretty cool with, but nothing serious outside of light flirting, yet.
>way more attractive than me, but cool as shit
>he's literally drowning in pussy
>find out he's going to be at the gym in an hour
>meet him there "by chance" and start going on about this grill, and that I like her, she's really cute, we've been hanging out, etc.
>such a fucking bro, he tells me that they'd coincidentally been kind of talking, but he'd back off and that she seemed really cool
>got a good workout, too
>keep monitoring
>bro mentions to her that he saw me in the gym, and we talked about her
>says I really seemed to like her
>casually says that he got someone's number at the gym
>wat? No he didn't
>what a fucking bro
>bro4life kind of talks me up to her
>girl ends up texting me later on
>Mfw Brosus Christ friendzoned himself to pay for my sins
I invited that nigger to the bar the next weekend, and paid for that fucker's drinks all night

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>>58083214
Dudes are cool and not selfish

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>>58083214
>>Mfw Brosus Christ friendzoned himself to pay for my sins

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>>58083269
Chicks are selfish and threatened by others who will never even be on the same continent as them

>>58083214
Shit that never happened: the post

>>58056716
>>58056716
>$500
>.02 grams

Too even get that kind of precision on a scale, your already paying over $500. And now your a criminal. Good scheme anon.

>>58056673
Changed my router's admin password but I can't log in with my new password nor with my old.

>>58056673
One my roommates a few years back had his tablet (ipad, or maybe something else) laying around outside his room and he wasn't around. I was curious what the fuss with these things were about, so I picked it up and was going to take a look. Turns out it had one of those touch screen locks where you need to swipe a certain pattern. Hmm, I wonder if....yep, breathing on it showed a distinct swipe pattern. It was pretty obvious at any rate (something like a star or using all four corners). I got into his tablet, saw that it was just as shity as I was expecting, than put it back where I found it.

Still never bought a tablet to this day.

>>58083375
Tablets used to suck, and considering you were trying out iOS it was even worse. Shit's much better now, they make tablets that dual-boot Android and Windows.

>>58083317
>he doesn't accept our Lord and savior, Brosus Christ

i once changed my buddy wireless password because his router was still admin/admin

>>58058327
Me also

>>58083375
They're okay. It's just a less powerful laptop and a more awkward phone.

when i was in high school, i installed an irc server and made a download webpage with movies. even had a popout window with the divx plugin. also used cain+abel to see the school site's ftp password. I uploaded c99 and for some dumbshit reason, apache was configured to run as root. didn't go much further than that because i was a chickenshit.

>>58083442
Planning on doing this when I leave my current place. Pajeet doesn't know much from what I can tell, so I'm going to set the password to something else to fuck with him.

>>58083332
you can get a coke scale for like $50 on amazon. they are as precise to .01

>>58073456
Almost literally my dad

>>58083902
I doubt it, the precision, not the price. I'm sure it gives you a reading that shows the 100ths, but I'm betting they did some hack program job to ensure it levels off when in reality it would continually fluctuate between a +/- .05ish. There's a reason why there's a distinction between labratory quality and drug dealer quality. Drug dealers rarely give a shit if their off by a few .01 grams.

>>58060520
Lino??

The greatest hack the Devil ever pulled was convincing the NSA he didn't exist.

I once completed a task on win 10

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>>58056673
I hacked the DNC.

In school there was a cat and mouse game between a few of us geeks and the school's admin, blocking websites, restricting access to the command prompt, etc. The only legit 'hack' I did was in finding the email server on a hidden share. In it was an .ini that for some reason contained a reasonably up-to-date password file for the whole school, teachers included, though passes were partially encrypted (some sort of keyword cipher, then encoded in base64. I copied the file onto my new 64Mb flash drive, and that night found an IRC friend who helped me write a script to decode it. They had set the default passwords to be the same as the usernames, so it was pretty simple for him, but blew my mind. Next day I'd read a few teachers' emails, but was too worried about being caught to do anything with them.

>>58060903
Read this listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVw5UUKKzM8

>>58073203
cheap USB hub + cheap USB charger.
If it doesnt fry the charger and hub, its probably OK to plug it through the hub into a real computer.

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>>58084912
we all have porn here mate, especially in hd

>>58056673

Cracked neighbors WEP WiFi when dad couldn't pay the cable bill one month.

Not sure if it was pride or fear I saw in his face, but from that point he started actually taking my shit when he grounded me

>>58065858
ITS WHAT THEY'D LEAST EXPECT

>>58084982
no, maybe I didn't make myself clear, that snippet is from a vid that only me and the couple has ever seen.

>>58085042
wrong, I've seen it many times. Never sticked for the sauce since it was from a dropbox some guy on /b/ stole. btw blue board

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>>58085053
>many times.
what the hell? how many times are we talking about?

>>58084884
Why don't private schools force their teachers to uphold stricter info security standards? Literally passed algebra 2 by changing my grades (and those of multiple other classes of that teacher) when I was "helping connect her laptop to the projector"

In the same vein of what you did, I found the address for a file server t hat the film club hadn't fully deployed yet in a batch file somewhere on the network. Within the week I had uploaded all of the popular game files the students shared onto that server and managed to distribute the link as our safe hiding spot for them (we were a school that gave their students laptops because "were teaching our students for the new age". Thank God they were thinkpad x220ts.).

>>58085082
4-5 times, I roll around many porn boards and have seen it on: /b/, /gif/ , /hc/

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>>58083214
>Brosus Christ friendzoned himself to pay for my sins

>>58085099
well, I suppose there's no much point in trying to convince anyone if it has been reposted a bunch of times, but I was that guy, and it was /int/ I posted it on originally. anyhow

>>58085185
cool

>'Found' a complete payroll excel file on the University server
>professors making $90k, Deans $150k
>email it to everyone in the list from a school library computer
>Watch the resentment and fallout the next day in the hallways

>>58075937
kek'd

>>58058285
underrated post

>>58084034
No, drug dealers care about how much. It's how the scum drug dealers rip off their users by giving them less, they measure out how much less precisely.

>>58085248
not cool, you only intensified their communism and SJW nonsense

http://www.radioworld.com/business-and-law/0009/pubcasters-rds-hacked/330921
https://twitter.com/nprfreshair/status/443095710498430976

We watch movies on her laptop
she went to the bathroom
I ran a search for videos
she had one of her with this middle aged guy i've never seen, she sucks his dick and balls and then licks his asshole
the others were more tame and with her boyfriend

>>58085728
n1

>>58081799
>John the Ripper
was very dissapoint to find john the ripper is a tool and not a person with an awesome wiki article

>>58084912
sauce?

>>58084034
naw the $50-$100 coke dealer scales are accurate, they even come with weights to recalibrate them. They're accurate to the nearest 0.01, +/- 0.005. Ive tested out if the weights are accurate on other scales that I had access to at a job I had, they're legit. They just decalibrate super easily if dropped, and after a while will start to kind of fade and be hard to keep in calibration, I imagine the expensive ones last a lot longer.

Also, coke dealers care immensely if their shit is off by a few 0.01g
>sources: used to be a coke dealer

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>>58080935

>be in college
>programming class
>teacher is a controlling feminist bitch
>has software to lock the screens to show only her PowerPoint while she's droning on and on
>go home
>write program
>copy and run program while computer is open for lab work
>she starts her shit
>my program forces itself to front with list of processes
>"ayyy...i bet it's that one"
>click it
>TERMINATED
>i have control of my lab pc back
>do my homework and fuck off while she flaps her gums
>fellow student notices
>offers me cash for muh program

First job.

didn't hack anything but i found an entire windows xp install on a used hard drive i bought off the internet. i found a bunch of family photos of some white trash hicks living in a trailer park, and good indication this was a family computer mostly hogged by a snot-nosed brat that liked to play war games and downloaded a bunch of wall hacks and aimbots. my assumption was the kid filled the computer with viruses and they just dumped it off at a pc repair shop refusing to pay for repairs.

i found a password.txt file somewhere on the drive, then i found out his main account name by searching the drive and proceeded to deface every single account i could find that belonged to him, including some cringey forum he set up so that his "buddies" could chat about cheating at shooter games.

>>58056708
One time eye saw a CIA nigger.

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>>58056673

To be quite honest it was the simple hack of using a megaupload premium account cookie to get 1-click downloads that would max out my internet connection.

There used to be a very active file sharing forum called megashares. It might still be around, I haven't checked.

But back around 2007-ish this forum had -everything-. Everything that was new, and a whole lot of really obscure old tv shows and anime too. And PC games and music albums. All hosted on megaupload which never seemed to have its links expire like rapidshare and others did at the time.

If you had a megaupload premium account you didn't have to wait for the timer to count down or anything you could just click on the link and get a direct download then and there.

And all you needed to have a premium account was a particular cookie in your browser that you could set up using a browser extension of your choice. It took 2 minutes to install.

Every everything at my fingertips, just one click away to be mine forever. It was pretty cool.

>>58085185
mind sharing with the rest of us?

>>58056708

tfw they keep their terry file on an inactive file server that is publicly accessible using port 80

>>58059310
hey me too

>>58084912
dropbox where

>>58085728
>"hacked"

these are literally always an inside job.

>>58083281
that woman has a decent face and nothing more, those women are tired of men being hypnotized by the fact a girl is Asian (and yes some are threatened)

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>>58086660
They claim she's unattainable and not a real standard of beauty.
she's from afghanistan, she's not asian

>>58086680
>she's from asia, she's not asian

>>58083269
>latoya
obvious nigger name
expected behaviour

my friend once left their facebook open and I wrote "I'm gay" as their status

>>58086601
It wasn't this time.

Turning down the web server of my school doing a DDOS attack from a local computer executing over 20 cmd windows

>>58086091
What language did you build the programm?

>>58056673
Hacked steel mountain made an E-corp executive kill himself on live television.