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good definition of programming?

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"Like trying to keep the lid on a bucket of snakes"
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>>58053107
That's what programming python is like, for sure.

Make one tiny mistake and your program will blow up. You have to be extremely vigilant when writing something as untyped and unsafe as python or assembly.
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Like teaching a savant with severe OCD and you must go over each step no matter how trivial.
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>>58053158
mapping a chinese room

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_room
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>>58053208
trying to construct a mechanical clock & run it for 1 hour manually
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>>58053107
"the self constructing maze game"
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>>58053107
programming in an office with a boss who has no idea of the technology; an organisational manager

"trying to play pickup sticks in a room with an angry chimp"
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>>58053107
in the UK:

"being worthless" / disposable
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>>58053387
it started getting ugly when there were managers unqualified/incompetent in systems

(microsoft people)
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Something that could be easy made hard on purpose to make the skillset worth something.
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>>58053797
cynical

you must be a programmer
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Math on steroids
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>>58053107
"the search for coherence"
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>>58053107
"working in an arena constructed to let incompetence thrive" (era of microsoft)
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>>58054192
"perpetuating dysfunction as a model" (era of microsoft)
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>>58053107
"having whatever you do stolen from you"
"people lurking around waiting for input/guidance/direction", then running away with it (stealing it) & taking the credit

(organisational programming as a systems programmer in the microsoft era)
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>>58053107
Programming is like doing pic related and you try to make it simpler and simpler (rube goldberg machine). Also, fuck anywhere and the program is fucked.
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>>58053107
instructing an alu and manipulating memory what kind of feely aspie shit is in this thread? is it winter break from the MIS program you're in?
christ.
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>>58055499
mousetrap (game)
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>>58055859
are you a programmer?
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>>58053797
It's not all made hard on purposes. Some languages, like Haskell, try to make programming as easy as possible.

Only stuff like python and java, i.e. stuff used in industry, is oriented towards job security
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