>apple 2016

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>>58050961

>>58050981
You can trust that any company that hires based on diversity will crash and burn quite soon.

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>>58051333
checked&keked

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Here's my contribution.

>>58051506
who is this cutie?

>>58051000
I think that's actually my uncle no fucking joke

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>>58051568
puffy vulva from the "o shet i dont have any friends" series

>>58050981
based

>>58051156
So is that where dongles come from? Spawned from a dongle hive.

>>58051568
https://myanimelist.net/character/38934/Maria_Takayama

>>58051044
Never forget.

steve jobs was a god

>>58053130
yeah i love osx so what!!!

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>2016
>people still use wires to tranfer any kind of data

>>58053102
that must be why everything went to shit after he died

When Icahn sold his stake you knew it was all over.
The guy who literally said you would be stupid not to invest in Apple.
Cook has ruined that company.

>>58051112
>wrist strap sold separately
of fucking course it is

>>58053190
I know right? Why the fuck do people need a stable 10,000 Mbps connection when 8 Mbps is more than enough XD

Who cares if you have to wait days for transfer XD

>>58053130
He literally prays at the beginning of the webm

God autism is painful

>>58050981
You white dudes really get assblasted over diversity.

>>58051496
>sock between arm and watch
>innovated too hard
>putting power back into my hand
Haha, Apple fags are this stupid. I understand tech illiteracy but wearing a product which physically harms your body is full fucking potato.

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>mac cucks

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>>58055952
Also
>editing 4k video while streaming 4k netflix

>>58050981
>68% non white males
and people claim there's no white racism?
this must be that "white male priviledge" that fat bitch on the bus was yelling at me about.

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>>58050981
>only 22% of hires last year were white males

>>58051156
>can't afford furnature

>>58051253
>owning a mac means secutity

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HOMOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>58053190
Wire connection for data transfer is the exact reason why the newest macbook ships with thunderbolt 3

>>58051074
No what you're saying is that it isn't actually gold. It is a gold alloy.

While other companies would actually put a layer of gold on the product, Apple mixes the gold with other metals, and then people still pay the premium for it.

>>58051044
>>58051051
IIRC the pen only has to charge for a few seconds to last a month, so that's not really a fair comparison. The rest is disgusting though, but I get why apple only lets you charge the wireless mouse upside down- so retards don't use it as a wired mouse.

>>58057955
the pen comes with a lightning to usb adapter, you're supposed to charge it using that and plugging it in to the ipad is a last ditch thing

Isn't there something like a docking station for MacBook? It doesn't have to be a big landing pad you put the laptop on. Even Thinkpad edge have something like a box with additional connectors, you plug it in special slot.

>>58057955
>the pen only has to charge for a few seconds to last a month

This is completely false. It takes about 10-15 minutes to charge, and it only lasts a whole month if you only use it occasionally. It's an alright stylus no-doubt, but the charging method is still very atrocious.

>>58050981
This is just cancer. Not being equal with men is being sexist.

>>58056635
>>58056607
You're both idiots, it doesn't work that way.

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>>58051354
try writing with your good hand next time

>>58050981
and this is why Apple is going to the shit. Having the top engineers and computing minds? fuck that, just add more women and blacks and add an emoji bar to the macbook pro.

Steve would have never allowed that

>>58056639
Can't spell furniture

>>58058680
Google is going the same direction

>>58057955
>so people don't use it as a wired mouse
Why would this be bad?

>>58058894
But Google is keeping their actual money makers, just hiring "diversity" to seem better in the eyes of others.

>>58058168
>65% males

>>58055846
It's obviously a troll you fucking retard.

>>58051333
Beautiful.

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>>58051074
They stop to nothing to screw their customers over.

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>>58051139

>>58051333
but it has built in bluetooth...

retarded fucks who use those dongles that come with mice topkek

>>58050981
How is this somehow not racist towards whites?

>>58051315
You retard
That's a lightning cable, it's supposed to be USB-C

>>58060330
bluetooth mouse is fucking overpriced

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https://youtu.be/ioN1LzMHL-s

what a mess

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>even the sheeple are waking up

DOOMED
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>>58051051
who dose qt fingers belong to?

>>58050981
>Women is a race now

>>58058380
>t. nu male

>>58061291
Would you want to be the same race as a white male?

>>58060293
This was a fake article baka

>>58060293
i have doubts over jihadists using iphones

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>>58051176
>>58051730
>>58055664
>>58056607
>>58056635
>>58058168
>>58058680
>>58060367
https://www.apple.com/diversity/

Go enjoy the numbers, lads

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>>58061493
the subwoofers wont be so easily lost

>>58061493
/bread

>>58061525
This one is pretty good
Ty anon

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>>58053190
>2016
>using wires to transfer this asinine post

>>58054247
Probably $29.95 as well.

It's frustrating as hell - I love OS X and I genuinely find my MacBook lovely to work with but Apple's current direction is annoying the hell out of me.

May have to switch to Linux.

>>58060548
Fuckin 20 bucks for a mid-tier one, you poor fag

>>58051719
>cherrypicking

Oh look, the hourly poverty circlejerk. Don't worry Ivans and Pajeets, I'm sure your economies will improve soon.

>>58057955

>so retards don't use it as a wired mouse

No. Its to maintain a seamless pretty design. A small trade off. 120 seconds of charging will last 9 hours. You wouldn't even let it drain to zero with it's 1 month battery life. You realize this kind of shit is from clueless tech bloggers wanting to clickbait and meme right?

>>58051177
Why can't I hold all these dongles.tiff

lel

>>58051177
>>58063368
these cables are gonna fray just like iPhone cables

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>>58050981
I don't mind if black trans women get hired, but these kinds of "announcements" mean one of two things:
a) The company is flat-out admitting that they were biased in hiring white dudes
b) They're intentionally hiring diverse people over non-diverse people in order to seem more progressive
Both options means that either before or after 2016, Apple was/is hiring people based on skin colour and gender. Either way they're sexist/racist. That's why I'm mad.

>guys I've got an idea
>lets remove
>guys listen
>guys lets remove the 3.5mm jack
>then call it a feature
>then replace it with Apple branded headphones that don't work
>guys its a feature
>guys lets remove all legacy ports from our MBP's
>then force people to buy dongles to make them work
>lets also make it so the wifi doesn't work while you have something plugged into USB

>>58055664
You don't agree that jobs should be awarded based on qualifications, rather than a person's skin color?

>>58063402
Well people should start doing as good of a job as white dudes then huh?

>>58063410
/Thread

>>58060413
>>>58051315
>You retard
>That's a lightning cable, it's supposed to be USB-C
The point is still the same fucko. This shit is hilarious.

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why do people care so much about thinness of device?

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>>58063609
I prefer a bit of size. I want to be able to tell that my Electronics are there.

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>>58051112
>mfw tvOS apps are required to work with the remote, making the controller unnecessary

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>>58051126
>hon

>>58055664
Because it's racist.

>>58051177
why dont they just sell them inside boxes carved out of Rhino Horns.
seriously why do they need a Box for a single wire, extremely wasteful.

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>>58056767
18k gold is an alloy of its own, but composite=/=alloy.

here's the application if you want to learn something
http://pimg-faiw.uspto.gov/fdd/70/2014/16/036/0.pdf