Where do you keep your emergency live flash drive with Kali, /g/?

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>>58032277
up my arse
I hide it up my ass and one day my son will inherit it

>>58032277
Between my chins

>>58032319
kek

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Day 3 of hacking McDonalds for the 99%. Lady at the register asked me if I wanted a large fry. I told her I was on a diet and instead wanted two mediums but she got my order wrong and gave me two larges instead. Fucking cunt. Thanks though. I really did want two larges.

Currently attempting to jack into the mainframe and get her number so I can send her dick pics. How are the lot of you holding up? Still fighting the good fight?

So far I'm still unaware of what their wifi password is because I'm too afraid to ask. Tomorrow, I might have a better shot.

>>58032277
Under my man tits.

>>58032277
my backpack

no seriously, Kali has some nice shit it's always nice to have a spare linux drive on hand

>>58032277
NICE TRY NSA
GO FUCK YOURSELF

I just did it for fun, I just like having projects like that, I eventually formatted the drive so I could put movies on it, I'm thinking of switching from Microsoft to Linux.. but then I'll have to back up my hard drive or buy another but I just don't have the time..

>>58032277
I bought 4 cheapo 8gb micro sd cards from aliexpress, installed several distros on it because i need to solve problems with linux as im an it guy

inside multiple vacuum sealed plastic bags inside your anus

>>58034616
>inside your anus
My anus?!?!? I think not!

>>58032277
just have a live partition on your 500 gb flash drive thats filled with nothing but furry porn like i do

>>58032277
In my ass.

Everything important is kept in my ass.