/csg/ - Chink Shit General

>>58026624
i imagine there's a small opamp in there too, or amplification is handled on a combined chip or something?

you probably wouldn't want to connect it to an amp and amplify a signal twice, would you?

>>58026650
>>Daily Reminder from Satan>>58024666

>>58026650
Dude why do you use picture with chink condoms?

This is safe board no lewd.

>>58026650
The OP should include https for the wiki link so that 4chan's native linkifier can detect it.

Thanks for covering for me anon >>58026650 was working on a thread, might as well post what I got.

• Japanese BM-800 modder approves of and improves anon's mod, even provided him with a diagram on how to make this mod >>58021803 >>58022291
• Anon picked up three packages, a micro usb/otg adapter, a pair of KZ ZS3 and a gamepad for his smartphone >>58016246 >>58016275 >>58016307
• Anon gets his kink on with chink shit >>58016877
• Anon got chinked on fake TL072 OpAmps >>58016947
• Anon gets three fap eggs >>58015453
• Anon shows off a bunch of components and other parts he got over the last couple of days >>58017153
• Anon takes apart a Fidget cube >>58017426
>>58017522 >>58017744
• Another reason NOT to buy chink teas, an industrial aftertaste >>58023502
>>58023518 >>58023572
• Anon gets a Xeon X5450 for his second PC >>58025433
• Anon's Zuk Z2Pro case arrives before his phone does >>58025755
• Anon gets a real nice DW replica watch that we haven't seen before >>58026213 also ordered a USB Type C OTG cable >>58026238
• Anon got a kitchen sink drain filter for less than a buck >>58026434

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I'm going to be ready for the chink lolis

>>58021803
Where is the picture version
I cant read

>>58015453
Link to them senpai?

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>>58026739
is that legit?
those look exactly like Yenona DJ but with but with wooden cups and the earpads don't look as deep
if they sound the same then it's great value - http://www.head-fi.org/products/yenona-adapter-free-dj-headphones

that graph in the page is bad tho (bass roll off), maybe it's fake

>>58026792
I like lolita clothing on aliexpress but I would look kinda gay in it.

what does T girl mean anyway? teen,triple,tyrone,thai,taco?

Anyone tried these?https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Remax-100H-Stereo-Headphones-Foldable-Handsfree-Major-Headset-with-Mic-Micphone-HIFI-sound-for-iphone-Samsung/32709700847.html

>>58026840
Buy and repoet back
Then someone will have tried it

>>58026831
some less chink link?
>>58026739

Can you find them on ali-express or e bay?

>>58026855
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Yenona/32705349478.html look very similar

>>58026840
Looks like marshall clone
-bad frequency
-closed

Can not be good,go for superlux instead.

>>58026834
I thought it meant tranny

>>58026840
>>58026851
over ear > on ear

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>>58026831
Absolutely legit
The Chinese reviewers claim they are better than headphones in the RMB2000/USD$290 price range

>>58026776
>>58023502
You got a small tea cake you raging faggot. Why the fuck are you ordering tea from china if you know nothing about tea? I hope you get cancer.

http://pastebin.com/SWNA0rLX

>>58026855
The brand is 'Garine max'.
And it cannot be found on Aliexpress or other sites apparently.

Anyone bought a good chink camera before?

>>58026878
Do you think wearing this would make me tranny too?
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1wJwsNXXXXXcRXpXXq6xXFXXX2/Women-Hoodies-Zipper-Girl-Winter-Loose-Fluffy-Bear-Ear-Hoodie-Hooded-Jacket-Warm-Outerwear-Coat-cute.jpg

>>58026650
Maybe we should make a pastebin for list of current meme phones and earphone/headphones?

>>58024886
>>58026710
>>58026597

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My room has become quite
A E S T H E T I C with these remote controlled RGB LED lights.
For almost 10€ biggest chink bargain I've bought so far.

>>58026989
Link?

>>58026877
Ty, I think I will try this instead.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Somic-SC308-HIFI-audifonos-Headset-Monitor-Headphones-Professional-Studio-Audio-DJ-Music-Stero-BASS-casque/32388833911.html

>>58027008
Mira lo que he encontrado en AliExpress
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32501443935/32501443935.html

Last review is mine

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Chink gloves are here.

The 2 fingertips can be used on your smartphone screen. The material is nice, it keeps my hands warm and they look good too.

>>58027056
Hello Norway.

>>58027110
Denmark, but close.

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>>58026650
I want to show everyone that I'm true wizard but this shit cost 50$

Someone know of cheaper choice? I seen those hip-hop styled go for 16$

>>58026891
>The Chinese reviewers claim they are better than headphones in the RMB2000/USD$290 price range

>believing chinks

>>58027190
get it in white, if you're going to buy one like it

>>58027225
Sadly I do not see any version in white. one is grey tho.

>>58026947
Just put it on the wiki. There's no need to further balkanize an already fractured knowledge base.

Anyone else waiting for the Mi5C?

>>58027516
I read that it will have a mediatek processor

>>58027540
Nah it's either a snapdragon or a xiaomi in-house SoC

>>58027516
For a $144 phone, I hope it has some bells to whistle.

>>58027682
Why get those gay things?
Get a lapel mic instead.

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How is the type of microphone in pic related called? Are there some bm800 quality tier microphones in that format?
>>58027722
Id like to mount it on my over ear headphones. But if you could recommend me a lapel mic it'd be fine too.

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>>58027037
Thanks Belgium!

>> 58022540
>> 58022430
The seller answered again after I threatened him with a dispute: He would send me new OpAmps but only if I order something else from his store, so he can put them in the package with it.

>>58027792
Do not let him chink you. Are you sure he is gonna pack it with it?

>>58026213
Can you post a link for that watch fa m?

>>58027792
shipping a bunch of ics is cheap as fuck for a chink (unless it's supposed to be fast)
he has no reason to demand you to order something else

>>58027792
>but only if I order something else from his store, so he can put them in the package with it.
Geez.. I remember having a KZ earphone with missing ear tips and them telling me to order something else too and they'll package with it too. I ordered the HDS1 earphone and I never use it. Just waste of my money.

>>58027115
Pretty sure your wooden floor comes from Norway. I'd recognize that grain anywhere.

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Got three shit today:
>JamesDonkey Mouse
>Red USB Cable
>Bottle opener (dunno why i received it)
Soon i post mouse performance.

xiaomi.eu or cm for rn3p 2/16? i like miui, but is the .eu rom lgiht enough ?

>>58027750
Not the anon to whom you responded but I ordered this lapel mic: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1Pcs-30Hz-15000Hz-Mini-3-5mm-Tie-Lapel-Lavalier-Clip-On-Microphone-for-Lectures-Teaching-Wholesale/32291332171.html

$0.96 with free shipping. I'm happy with it, use it for talking in CS:GO.

>>58027910
I'm new here. Why do they call that mouse James Donkey?

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The stinky chinky is messing around with me, wants an email to send me a file for faster refund, watdafak

>>58027933
because thats what it's called

>>58027986
They'll send you naked pictures of Yvonne

>>58028006
Was James Donkey the same person for gaming, as Collin McRae was for rally?

>>58027986
why is everyone that posts here a fucking autist with no people skills?

I literally never had an issue with getting my money back by just being a normal, polite customer. I hope you never get any money from based Yvonne, faggot.

I'm worried if I provide third party contact chinkies will use it to say we had agreement over email, so no refund

wireless earbuds that aren't shit (in comparison to other wireless audio thingies of course)?

>>58027930
that's not bm800 quality though

anyone ever tried fancier battery operated lapel mics from Ali?

>>58027986
You're an embarrassment to the species.

>>58027986
>stinky chinky
You're a fucking asshole. They're going to send you anthrax in the mail.

Enjoy your last few months on Earth faggot.

Poor Yvonne. :(

>>58028044
Oh right, BM-800 quality. Well, can't help you there, m8, I'm not a recording artist.

>>58028033
You see this most in voice chat on the /csg/ discord, there's a lot of spergs around here. Like people who talk over others and have genuinely no idea how to interact with their voice.

>>58028042
All wireless earbuds are shit, even the high end $200+ ones from established western brands. No matter your choice, you'll get mediocre audio and abysmal battery life at best.

>>58027986
wtf i love yvonne now

>>58028033
>>58028088
It's funny as fuck to laugh at, though. I can't believe he called her a stinky chinky. I mean, how fucking great is that?

>>58028134
Nope, it is cringey and juvenile.
Nice showing your power level faggot

>>58028134
lmao samefaggin this hard

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>>58027933
see >>58028006

>>58027910
Performance of each DPI

>>58028134
The reason I did it, I don't care if I get no refund, I can fix the dongle myself, but the tactics to make me cancel said dispute are way too much

>>58027986
You must be a Flip. They're sending a document for you to sign.

>>58028146
>cringey and juvenile
Says the faggot on 4chan

whats some cool/useful cheap shit?

>>58028164
>>tactics?
What the fuck?
Are you autistic or some shit like that?

Did it ever occur to you to just give her a throwover email?

>>58028181
Shit is in Euros so it must be an Eurofag

>>58028198
Nothing. Turn back now

>>58028146
This, people who can't hide their power levels make me sick. Makes this whole site look bad. Keep this shit in the sandbox where it belongs.

>>58028192
Retard, this is where you keep that in kind of behaviour, you were a faggot outside of 4chan. That's the problem.

>>58028192
>Says the faggot acting edgy outside of /b/
Toss off back to your containment board, retard

>>58027930
Just went with that thanks. Can't go wrong at that price point I suppose.

>>58028181
What's a flip, aliplay holds the money, I don't see what they would send me
>>58028204
So they can say we agreed with him via email provided, dispute invalid? No thanks

>>58028219
>muh sekrit club!!!

>>58028158
show Enotus results

>>58028256
Good job misunderstanding what I was saying, kid. Your balls will drop one day.

>>58028204
Timezone appears to be eastern Europe. Probably Serbian.

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>>58028330
Or... Lithuanian?

>>58028311
Oh, I understand perfectly that 4chan should be the way YOU want it

>>58028358
No, I meant you don't act like a 4chan faggot outside 4chan. That's not hard to understand and still you missed it. Pull yourself together you dumb kid.

>>58028349
Red YouTube logo over yellow stripe, yellow 'triggered' over red strip, why

>>58028364
So, anon isn't up to your standards and now you're upset about it. Sure sounds like a 'you' problem.

>>58028410
>>58028364
>>58028358
>>58028311
>>58028256
>>58028224
samefag

>>58028410
You must be genuinely autistic if you think calling sellers "stinky chinky" outside /csg/ is a good idea. And you're still acting upset as if telling people to not act like faggots outside 4chan is an assault on muh board culture. Log off the internet and go outside once in a while, you need it.

>>58028427
I absolutely don't think it is a good idea and I would never do it. All I said was that it is fucking funny that he did it.

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I love ali customer support

>>58026877

There are actual Marshalls sold on Ali, might as well buy them

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Anyone tried "improved" bobo z4?

>>58028427
>You must be genuinely autistic if you think calling sellers "stinky chinky" outside /csg/ is a good idea.

Western customer service get called every day and they were trying to trick him

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>>58028266
I don't get how works the smoothness test.

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>>58027986
kill yourself, millenial. why are you such an asshole?

I received a fidgetbye cube today. It came with a little bag and a strap. The cube is heavier than i thought it would be and the plastic has a nice feeling, too. One side is just a small groove, one is five small buttons like on a dice. Two of them are clicky, the other three don't click. Another side has some kind of joystick, another one a small metal ball and three rotating knobs. The other two sides are a rotating circle and a switch.
The package also included a card as you can see in the picture. They wish as much fun using it as they did making it. Quite funny because it's a blatant rip off from a kickstarter project.

>>58028398
But the YouTube logo isn't red there

>>58028614
>ask for a throwaway email to send a file to sign
>the correct response is call them stinky chinky instead of making a 10 minute mail

Don't see any trickery m8

>>58028780

They would have told Ali "We resolved dispute through email"

Don't act dumb, there is no reason for it

>>58028723
>as much fun using it as we did ripping it off

>>58028806
Ali always sides with the buyer and you can upload evidence to show the emails and that communication still broke down. Plus sellers can't retract the dispute so it was still in your fucking favour. There was no reason at all to call the seller a stinky chinky.

>>58028839

You ignored my point, why the fuck should he jump through hoops and create extra work for himself?

>There was no reason at all to call the seller a stinky chinky.

I don't fucking care what he called the cunt

>>58028839
this, Ali won't be so sympathetic now you went on a racist tirade. This happens in Western customer service too, if you go full retard screaming and shouting personal insults the agent won't help you.

I've seen an external PCI-E x16 interface in one of these CSG threads for like 20 bucks. Could someone link it please?

>>58028878
the laptop ones?

>>58028930
Yes.

>>58028878
It's in the infographic

>>58028940
http://www.gearbest.com/laptop-accessories/pp_229102.html

>>58028952
Thank you!

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Is it possible to make this mod for the BM700 as well? Are there real differences?

>>58029103
From what I recall, the only differences between the BM-700, BM-800 and the BM-8000 are the design of the casing. Everything else is exactly the same.

>>58029103
>falling for the meme
It's placebo bait for the retards who jumped on the BM 800 bandwagon. Just look at the diagram and apply a tiny bit of EE knowledge.

A buddy of mine is a 420fag and was thinking of getting a vape pen. How is the Herbstick Eco and the Airstech Viva?

>>58029158
What's wrong with it then? Share your knowledge. Because anons have shown improvements in sound charts many times.

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>>58029103

>>58026940
perfectly straight clothing faggot

>>58029197
>>58029197
t. furry

>>58026989
making your room look like a tacky stripclub
does mommy even let you bring girls home?

>>58028981
check requirements. maybe you need pcie instead

http://www.gearbest.com/laptop-accessories/pp_229101.html?wid=8

>>58029391
no, but dad doesnt mind

>>58026989
I see that you're from Germany.

>>58029420
What? It works with Apple? Has anyone tried this?

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>>58027750
they are called Headworn or "Pastor" mics
http://microphonegeeks.com/7-best-headworn-mics-for-wireless-systems-review/
If you plan to mount them on a pair of headphones they probably aren't your best bet as they are ususally inteded for live/stage and wireless use

if you want to attach a mic to your headset your best bet is a mod mic
https://www.amazon.com/Antlion-Audio-ModMic-Attachable-Microphone/dp/B00T6XUL8S
https://www.amazon.com/V-MODA-BoomPro-Gaming-Headset-Headphone/dp/B00BJ17WKK

>>58029420
Thank you, but I only needed the link so I could show on a different website that this concept is worth nowhere near 500 dollars, that's what brand names charge for their thunderbolt solution.

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Got my /fakeasfuck/ nomos tangente, it feels really good, looks exactly like the real deal (from what I can tell from yt videos at least) no appreciable defects, even the strap feels pretty nice, very happy with it, recommended for 10.50 eurobucks

>>58029492
$55 is a little steep sempi, Ive seen a couple other cheap alternatives around here

>>58029506
oh. ok.

>>58029492
now where can i find a $1 worm mic

>>58029529
What size?
Looks like 40mm but I could be wrong.

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>>58026346
This store sells the good version, not as cheap as before but worth it:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/USB-Sound-Card-7-1-Channel-3D-Audio-Sound-Card-Mic-Adapter-3-5mm-Jack-Stereo/1848554871.html

>>58026746
Please add capacitors to gain bass(ain't capacitor like magic?).

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>>58029532
>>58029588
thought you wanted BM-800 "quality"

do you want to impress your discord friends or not

I can assure you it gets all the girls in LoL wet. If you have a naturally deep voice it gets their ASMR tingling

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>>58026823
Kiddies version.

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>>58029629
s-ssenpai....your capacitors are sooo big and black
how do they f-ffit..

>>58029171
>sound charts
The graphs are part of the joke and designed to suck in no-knowledge retards such yourself. They are meaningless.

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>>58029667
i've been saving all your schematics BM Mod man
i'm your biggest fan

>>58029673
Share your knowledge.

>>58029693
The graphs Mason, what do they mean?

>>58029453
How?

>>58029714
More purple = better

>>58029723
The windows.

>>58029649
A BM800 is 15€ mate.
A-also I'm not interested in girls.

Chink shit industrial shit is okay for hobby use right?

>>58029699
The onus is on the person making the claim to prove it, in this case that the sound quality is improved post-modification. None has been provided in the form of a raw, uncompressed audio sample.

Were you at no point even slightly suspicious that all samples of the BM 800 here come from Vocaroo, which compresses the shit out of audio? The BM 800 has been a huge troll played on the more gullible and underaged members of this general, and if you've fallen for it then you are the butt of the joke.

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>>58029772
people always forget the money spend on fancy mounting scaffold and spooky electricity


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-new-game-BoomPro-headset-microphone-headset-line-perfectly-compatible-with-V-MODA/32716279990.html?

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>>58029820
what mic meme should i fall for instead
i'm so confused
i just want a good mic for cheap

>>58029820
We've had plenty of sound clips of modded BM-800 vs unmodded from services that aren't Vocaroo, stop fucking lying all the time.

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>>58029820
thanks, havent fallen for it(yet)

So I've just tried Google Cardboard on my Redmeme. It works well, and I can even stream gaymens.

The problem is that it feels claustrophobic and the build quality of everything, mainly the lenses, is terrible.

Does these VR Headsets that are sold on Aliexpress solve any of those problems? I mean, I want to at least be able to play gaymens like Euro Truck Simulator.

>>58027986
>never had a job
>never kissed a girl
>no qualifications
gottem.iso

>>58029529
chink link?

>>58029862
>feels claustrophobic

if you feel this, they all feel the same. some might have better optics but not hugely different unless you bought a really trash cardboard copy

>>58029103
The BM-660, BM-700, BM-800, BM-5000, BM-8000, NW-800 and NW-1500 are the same microphone internally, and the NW-700 use the same circuit but a smaller diaphragm aka avoid the NW-700, also avoid the BM-5000, BM-8000 and NW-1500 the tunnel shape of the capsule makes the sound not so natural, you know like life like texture ;_;

If you want a good mic, get the BM-660, BM-700, BM-800 or NW-800 and mod it with the RC Filter Mod (resistor-capacitor filter).

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>>58029821
This and that the mount would draw too much attention is why I won't buy it. Me ain't no streamer or something.
Well pic related doesn't look too bad except the weight straining the cable..
The BoomPro thingy looks cool but I own a pair of dt770 without a detachable cable ;_;

>>58029908

Just as a comparison, I've used the Gear VR and it felt great. I know it's two different things, but my hope is that the improved optics actually make a difference.

>>58029917
nice try BM-Series inventor

>>58029917
When will the chinks move on to mass produce a new upgraded design and we enter a new age of generic wonder mic memes?

>>58029529
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiink

>>58029939
The mount is necessary since the mic will pick up noise from your vibrations on your desk. Since all of /csg/ uses chinky blue switch mechanical keyboards the vibrations will be insane and ruin your audio. Elevating it away from the desk helps a lot.

>>58029917
No doubt you bought all these knockoff condenser microphones so are speaking from experience instead of simply making things up.

>>58029939
>the mount would draw too much attention
From who?

>>58029974
He actually posted a picture in a previous thread. He has tested, opened up and modded all of them

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>>58029974

>>58030003
>>58029974
Rekt

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>>58030003

>>58029974
Ironic coming from you making up that you have any EE background at all to talk shit about helpful microphone mods. The only EE background you have is being a nEEt.

>>58030003
>I bought four shit $20 microphones instead of one decent $80 one

>>58029985
(You)
>>58029971
Good point didn't think about that (even if I use mx black clones with o-rings).

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>>58030024
It's clearly about having fun and tinkering rather than having something that just werks™

>>58030024
That's what the spirit of this board and general is all about and I commend him for that. Especially since he tests and mods each one and posts his reviews.

I trust BM mod man with online life and my team speak cred

>>58029529
Oh anon where is the link?

>>58029940
>Gear VR
then possibly yes, something with a focal length of 54-70mm (like vr) should help. cardborad had a focus of ~45mm(I believe)

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>>58030024
I bough several $20 microphones and modded them into $200 sounding microphones.

>>58030061
I was under the impression that it was about posting 30% of the price for 80% of the quality compared to premium Laowai brands, not paying 100% of the price for 20% of the quality but having four of them. Quality doesn't stack like that.

>>58030061
Just admit that you're totally gay for him.

Maybe it's his sexy Spanish accent, maybe it's the tingling ASMR from his mic mod, or maybe it's his large black capacitors
Either way I don't blame you

>>58030070
>>58030081
A fucking referral link.

Here:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32768383087/32768383087.html

Don't click that dirty slav's referral link. He comes here, steals our memes then makes clickbait "reviews" with no criticism and referrals all over the description and comments.

>>58030102
Well somebody needs to discover those memes everyone can save on.

>>58030102
But teamspeak dick size stacks like that. Especially if you have enough ghost voltage for them all

+5 if you set them all up and take a picture

>>58030102
He is a pioneer

>>58030157
Not everyone is an underaged /v/fag like you.

>>58030102
but how else will i know which is the correct meme to buy

>>58030134
That's not going to happen as long as you keep wasting these threads trolling children into buying a low-quality mic. The joke is wearing extremely thin at this point.

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>>58030200
we should boycott the BMeme Series Mics and force the chinks to release a better upgraded design

>>58030200
I'm not sure what you're really fighting here. It really is the median between shitty headset/Logitech desk mics and amateur studio mics. Both quality and price-wise.

>>58030233
do it

>>58030200
>>58030233
Already a BM-USB for you Blue Yeti loving /v/ faggots.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32735518891/32735518891.html

>>58030003
Why does your BM-8000 have a different board that the other mics? I have a BM-8000 and the board is the standard BM-800 board.

>>58030267
no phantom power, no Teamspeak cred

>>58030296
You can phantom power it by plugging it into a USB phone charger plugged into the mains.

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>>58030200
>low-quality mic

Unmoded BM-800 guitar test vs Audio Technica AT3035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYfcNlw2cKQ

Professional voice-over guy praising the unmoded BM-700 and comparing it with his $1,000 mic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThK8uxlQ-qg

>>58030282
It's the same design, different layout.

>>58030308
Actually I have done that in the pass, but it was hard to find a phone charger with a low ripple, shit ruins the audio.

Is there a list somewhere of chink knock-off brand names? I'm positive they must make adidas tracksuit knock-offs, but I can't seem to find much.

>>58030319
NOOOO TH-THE BM 800 IS SHIT AND ONLY GOOD FOR TE-TEAMSPEAK CRED FUCKING SHILLS FUCKING WASTE MONEY ON BLUE YETI STOP RUINING MY TROLL NARRATIVE

>>58030334
Podcastage used a USB sound card AND the USB out. He got decent results

https://youtu.be/1-8TJtZr2pU

>>58030360
Jack Ma is banhammering knock-offs, only original goods allowed.

>>58030267
Chink-o-vation never stops

>>58030375
Damn, that sucks. I was hoping for some knock-off tracksuits with crazy chink designs.

>>58030372
I have always wanted a BM-100FX, but it's expensive and sounds kind of bad and has no kool accessories to make it worth it(I can get a BM-800 and sell the shock mount locally to pay for the whole kit), the only time I tested one was when I borrowed one for a night.

>>58029821
You can get a mount mic and spook for like 30$ tho fampil

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>>58029599
Honestly I dont know, its probably 40 or 38 at least, it doesnt look too big, maybe in pictures, but not in person. the store that I bought it from now has some fuckugly "atom power" watches instead of this one, can provide link when I get home.

>>58030474
nice, im waiting on the same one to get delivered

>>58030078

Ok, so that helps a lot. I was having second thoughts even though the focal length is the obvious issue. I'll just go around and find the best one I can.

Thanks.

Is there some chink microphone I can attach to my headphones?

>>58029529
that looks to be the exact same case as the denzel washingtons
i.e not identical to a real nomos

>>58029492
what about chink BoomPros? are they good?

>>58030513
did you even read this thread before posting?
>>58029821

>>58030495
When did you ordered yours? Mine got to Spain in 16 days, the estimated time was 20-26 or something like that, this was the first time my chink shit arrived before the minimum expected time.

>>58030518
yeah a lot of knockoff chink watches of similar design seem to use the exact same generic case and just swap off face designs

but people here mostly buy them because they are cheap and look ok
if you watch them next to the real one they clearly look like knockoffs

Are these coiled cables for the HD598 any good?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Replacement-Coiled-DJ-Cable-line-For-Sennheiser-HD-598-595-518-558-hd598-hd595-hd558-Headphones/32353973083.html

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>>58030543
ordered on 26th nov, shop closed the next day, also got a nice message from them

>>58030546
Yeah is not like I expect anyone to think I'm wearing a $2000 watch, most people wont even recognize the brand, it just looks nice and its cheap and its something for everyday wearing

Any $0.10 deals or coupons on going?

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what chink backpack is the best to get? I'm thinking about this Muzee

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fuck 11.11
I have gotten less than half of my orders since then...
POST Y U SO SLOW???

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>>58030618
I always wondered why people didnt buy decent homage versions of the nomos instead of $5 knockoffs
because if i ever see anyone with such expensive watches i usually assume they are fake

>>58030644
holiday season

>>58029820
all the credible posts are from clyp.it you mongoloid

>>58030644
third world country

>>58030658
Comfy owns a Rodina. It does look a lot better than the Nomos, especially the thickness.

https://youtu.be/zTz1pjiunQ4

>>58030658
Maybe because there's a huge difference between 5 dollars and 100 dollars.

>>58030658
Totally agree with you.

>>58030696
>its a knockoff of an old soviet design
shows watch that looks nothing like it

>...and some other watchesas well...
briefly flashes the actual watch its copying

>doesn't mention anything about the movement besides "look how cool it looks"

>i get lots of compliments

was comfy always this shit at reviewing or was I just distracted by his cute accent and didn't notice before

>>58030761
like i understand the DW because even the real ones are cheap shit
but I never understood why people buy cheap shitty versions of very expensive watches when they can get excellent homages instead just without the brand tax

If I won the lottery, I would retire and spend the rest of my life purchasing and reviewing every single item on the chink shit randomizer

>>58030793
Even without the brand tax they're still expensive.

>>58030808
you can do it if you just got a job
thats the whole point, its all cheap chinkshit that you can afford with like a months salary

>>58030793
because $120 is still fucking expensive

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Is Aliexpress trying to tell me that I am going bald? 7 out of 10 are wigs in my Just for you list, wtf happened to tech toys.

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>>58030776
That was the first video I ever made and yeah it's totally pants. Been meaning to delete it but it's nice to see how far I've come sometimes. I'd never reviewed anything before that so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm going to do a chink watch review at some point, just been too busy wageslaving lately to youtube. This is my collection.

>>58030836
You were buying girl clothes. Don't lie

>>58030793
I got it because it was ten bucks and looks nice, Im not interested in spending much more than that in a watch, I dont give a fuck about people thinking is real or fake either, I doubt anyone will even recognize it anyway.

>>58030717
>>58030818
>>58030826
because the original is a $3000 watch

If you dont want to look like a pretentious tryhard get knockoffs of cheap watches
unless you want to be like those guys at the club flashing their fake Rolexes

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are there any decent chink diving watches?

if i buy women's clothing will the package say "THIS FAGGOT IS BUYING WOMEN'S CLOTHING EVERYBODY, LOOK AT HIM"

>>58030869
Thats fucking retarded, why would you spend 120 on a still fake watch?

>>58030869
>because the original is a $3000 watch
Absolutely and literally no one knows this irl, you just gotta understand not everyone apreciates watches like you.
The design is nice, you can get compliments for it and the price is 5 dollars, I'm not spending a hundred or three thousand dollars for the watch.
>look like a pretentious tryhard
Only on the eyes of watch autist, and let me tell you I don't even care at all.

>>58030851
Yeah I did but why the hell wigs? are they the most usual purchase after buying pants?

>>58030877
No, it will come in a brown envelope, from chinkstore to your house/apt. No one will know unless your dad/mom/roomate opens the package and finds riveted pink panties and stockings just like in the animes for you to wear.

>>58030936
I don't know, I don't dress up like a girl

>>58030925
>>58030908
>>58030818
>>58030826
I'm sorry guys
I realize I am being a dumb watch autist

>>58030940
I live in a dorm and I have to pick up packages from the college mail office
I just don't want it to say

Anon Johnson
214 College St.
Contents: Girl Sexy Leotard Dance Girl Woman Sexy Dance Ballet Dress Sexy

>>58030836

You clicked on the trap clothing links

>>58030976
Life is suffering

>>58030976
Dont worry, use your autism for good and show us your collection.

>>58030980
It won't say anything like that.

>>58030877
clothing/apparel/other/underpants/stockings/leggins/shirt/

no actual details

>>58031011
>>58031035
thanks
now i can finally follow my dreams

>>58030980
With clothes it won't but it does with sex toys due to built-in battery.

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>>58030980
Just say it's a gift for your sister

>>58030933
I still fap to the one about the Chinese alarm clock. What a cute voice.
https://youtu.be/gGWAmaRolgY

>>58027925
Very legit if you wanna go with Miui. Running xiaomi.eu on my RMN3pro since April without problems
But since you have 2 gigs of ram maybe cm or RR is a better experience.

>>58031048
oh. ok. guess i wont be buying my
8kg 3D Big Tits Male Masturbation Full Silicone Single Half Body Sex Doll Real Vagina And Anal Adult Products

>>58027925
>>58027925

CM still has some kinks, if you go Miui flash it with the EU rom and install this

http://en.miui.com/thread-263929-1-1.html

For some reason miui thought a gimped wallpaper app would be a better default than a good one

>>58027225
topkek

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>>58031074
I thought you guys were joking but his voice legit makes the hairs on the back of my neck tingle.

This has only ever happened before when a girl plays with my ears and whispers shit to me

wtf is this shit
is this the power of the BM-800. I thought it was just a shitty meme

>>58031188
welcome son
you don't know how deep the rabbit hole goes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response
https://www.reddit.com/r/asmr/

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>>58031188
Comfy's voice is one of the biggest and longest running memes on /csg/, welcome to the world of weirdly ASMR chink reviews

Pic related, Comfy IRL

>>58030976
Well, no need to take it that bad, I actually respect watch enthusiast.
But lets be honest, the girl you like don't spend his time on internet learning the prices of german watches and the friends you have at work will have no idea what "seagull ST1731 movement" or Bauhaus means.
Thats why sometimes a 5 dollar watch is no problem at all, people like it, you like it and thats it.

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>>58031301
>the girl you like don't spend his time

I developed a serious habit guys. I'm hoarding messenger bags and cross body bags like chicks hoard shoes and... bags.

>>58031301
And don't forget to click referral in comment section comrade very cold here in Slavistan

T. OneBoxing

>>58031340
He probably speaks at least one more language than you do, so shut the fuck up. Not every language has gender specific pronouns, so they are a difficult concept to get used to.

>>58031342
Sounds like simply transitioning will resolve your problem.

>>58031372
Christ, calm down. I'm pretty sure it's a trap joke

>>58031373
b-but I'm so straight, I even consider anime gay

>>58031382
>4chin
>must be a trap joke
Excuse me for my blatant disregard of the mannerisms of this place. Of course you're right. Please let me show myself out...

>>58031372

I know English is hard, but don't worry you won't have to spend it much longer after your deported

>>58031400
>must be a trap joke
Well, even if it wasn't, it sure is now.

>>58031412
>>58031412
>spend
>your
That's cute. You go first.

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>>58031400
There's always r/aligood many friendly reddit for funny laugh times

Holy shit I fucked the his/her thing. C'mon guys lets just forget it besides I was trying to be nice to him.

>>58031340
That's an 8/10 in the US.

Told you cunts it was a genuine mistake. Now apologize to both of us, or we will curse you in our respective native languages.

>>58031448
Wow leddit has their own chinkshit.xyz

https://aligrab.com

>>58031484
wtf I hate chinkshit.xyz now

Just ordered this printer https://www.aliexpress.com/item/niggers/32706377431.html?
im gonna print models of my dick.

>>58031301
>living inbetween Weimar and Dessau
>tfw everyfuckingbody knows what Bauhaus is

>>58029761
Those windows are also common in the Netherlands

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>>58031484
It doesn't even disguise that it's a referral scheme. Click any link then look at the URL it spits out. Reddit is the fucking worst.

>>58031372
>gender specific pronouns, so they are a difficult concept to get used to.
wew lad

>>58031373
show collection.

>>58031498
+1

>>58031562
so?
he stated in his ali review that he is from germany

>>58031527
wont need much material then

>>58031609
Collection of what?

>>58030980
Gift for gf/sister/mother/aunt/grandma

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I bought these
will any of these be good?

>>58031484
even better

https://thieve.co/

>>58031527
>220x220x300mm
are you gonna print it in 4:1 scale?

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>>58031693
I bought these as well.
Will any of these as well be good?

>>58031627
So it weren't the windows that made you found out he was from Germany

>>58031670
Getting lingerie for my grandmother is a Christmas tradition!

>>58031693
redcircle +1

>>58031718
i am not detective anon, i am just here to shitpost

What would be the /csg/ approved usb soundcard?

Yo I ordered an item about a month ago I sent a message to the seller whom didn't responds so I opened a complaint that suddenly had them respond to me and everything and they are blaming the postman about my missing package despite asking them about it 2 weeks ago. Should I continue with the dispute or cut them some slack?

>>58031993
>• Anon asks about purchase advice on a cheap USB sound card >>58026346 →

why not read the news. Op puts so much effort into making every thread daily

>>58030372
Would external sound card be enought to power it? For example I-tec USB 2.0 Audio Adapter 7.1 ch + SPDIF in/out

It cost just 17$

Bump limit reached, new thread here
>>58032116
>>58032116
>>58032116

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Help me decide /csg/
Sound intone i66, or remax 620D?

>both roughly the same size
>white and gold remax matches phone which is also white and gold
>pink I66 looks really cool though
>no idea about sound or build quality

There's only like a 20c difference. Fuck. Should I just get both?

>>58025742
Is this just stuff for your self or are you selling stuff on?

If so.... what cha selling anon

>>58029881
>gottem.iso
don't reflect bruh

>>58026989
>>58027037
Would you recommend for a figure case? They look pretty nice.

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>>58030658
I ordered a fake Nomos and maybe I will buy a good homage like pic related. Dont know if I will have to pay tax.

>>58031074
>if you don't like it please give me a dislike
Great now I feel bad

guys help
i bought a teapot on aliexpress a little over a month ago as a christmas present and uh this is the tracking info
https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/33631349

what the fuck guys

im not czech btw but I know that doesnt really mean anything

>>58033979
The only way to win is not to watch.

Is anyone here buying shit off taobao? I've been sticking to more expensive things (flash carts) but I'm thinking of asking the agent I use to do a combined shipment of a bunch of smaller things.

>>58035655
As long as it doesn't exceed 1kilo and the
dimensions of your combined package does not exceed 80*130. You won't get fucked by Shipping.

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Fuckin' hell. I'm actually impressed by these chink keycaps. I'll order a set of the 1976... They need to make more copies of popular keycap sets.

Took almost 45 days to get here, but they're nice!