I bet at least one of you faggots have ordered this gate box thing

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I already have Alexa. <3

It's $3k and only supports Japanese. Only the most /jp/ /g/entooman will shell out.

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>>58010083
>current year
>still doesnt understand japanese

>>58010083
>only supports Japanese
That's ok I prefer subs.

It's Like 3K USD.

I'd consider it if it was like 500 USD.

I'd consider 3K if it had a Kana Hanazawa or Miyuki Sawashiro voiced one.

>>58009361
eh? what are you talking about

>>58010569
cant you change the character? like they had a demo of it running miku

>>58010612
Miku cost an extra 1000

>>58010620
u fukin srs?
if someone gave me one i'd dedicate my life to hacking other characters into it

Just saw the video and the ending almost made me cry
How do I make 3k real fast?

>>58010620
Miku is a dirty generic slut. She's frogposter tier shit.

>>58010671
>so ronery

>>58010685
Calm down, kiddo.

>>58009361
Is this just another shitty cash grab/autists bait piece of technology? Literally Siri on iPhone with hologram of an anime character

>>58010740
Siri can't text you and won't say she misses you.

Japan is the suicidal kid

These fuckers will do anything to avoid reproduction I swear to god

>>58010771
Wow, a machine tells you that she misses you

This is like buying one of those dog plushies to an old woman so she can shut the fuck up about being alone

>>58010685
Now Maki on the other hand...

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>>58010860
Ding Ding Ding Ding!

They also tried to force this kind of behavior to another country

>>58010884
funny, i was just fapping to LoveR_Maki

>Japan does something great in Aritificial Intelligence and Humanoid Assistant

>normalfags sperg out claiming end of humanity

Whenever this happens, it makes me happy that normalfags will be phased out by the robots.

>>58009361
Is it open source?
I ain't getting proprietary weebshit

>>58010922

It was the jewpanese all along

>>58010961
did you watch the video? its basically a virgin enabler.. like imagine bringing your new gf home and you start talking to a virtual anime girl like she's your wife

>>58010977
And that's bad?

>>58010986
Her pussy would get so dry you would have to call an ambulance. You don't want to deal with that shit, do you?

>>58010996
I mean why would you bring a 3d to you apartment in the first place?

I just watched the video and I legitimately just felt bad for the guy.
He was fucking texting her during work.

This went beyond meme cringe for me. And now I feel bad.

>>58010986
normal girls dont really appreciate that kind of shit
hey if they enable VR integration so you can fuck your waifu and just send the onahole to the dna sequencing lab afterward and 9 months later you get a baby on the post that'd work right? i mean youd take responsibility for your waifus baby right?

>>58011014
he seemed like a bro too fuck, i'd go out for drinks with him and discuss 2d girls 4 sure

>>58011018
Why would I want a 3d baby?

Link for the vid?

What I don't understand is why they don't help people overcome their issues instead of investing money on technology that can make them permanently miserable.

Geez life is so miserable but instead of working towards making it bearable I'll just dig up a hole and bury myself in there until it all ends.

>>58011062
The issue is 3dpd women.

>>58010977
>virgin enabler
People like you are pathetic and sad. A great positive thing is invented and you think its a bad thing.

Really, just neck yourself normalfag.

>>58011057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg&feature=youtu.be

>>58011062
>implying Japan believes in therapy
besides why do that when you can milk dry them goy?

what gate box thing?

>>58011074
Thanks
Now I don't feel that bad about myself anymore

>my waifu is apart of the botnet

If she could clean my flat for me I'd consider it

>>58011108
Have an advanced roomba with vision/remote control.

Have her control it when you go to work.

You really have to think bit more in engineering terms.

>>58011089
You really should, that's pathetic.

Custom firmware and Gentoo when?

>>58011139
I don't want that shit. But I've got other degeneracies.

>>58011137
I've only watched the trailer, have they said anything about how she interacts with your electronics?

>>58011074
>the only light in his soulless life working at a shitty office where no one likes him or cares about him and living in a shitty tiny apartment is his anime girl

every day I'm gladder and gladder that I'm not attracted to women

Will there be a clone where I can put the model I want ?

Anime's a shit

>>58011145
Can you write your own AI software with voice synthesis and have your AI manage all your IoT, aswell talk to you while you're at work, etc?

If not, just buy a thinkpad and install gentoo and continue to browse /g/.

>>58011164
Obviously she can controls over IoT stuff, networked lighting, door, email, etc

Obviously just need to network her to turn on/off the Roomba and it will do its job.

>>58011137
This

One of the recent roomba has a smartphone app so you'd be able to figure it out and programming it yourself

>>58011194
>cheat on her with 3D pig
>initiates lock down and goes HAL on you

>>58011271
>3d pig
>ever
M8, if you have the slightest interest in 3d, you should neck yourself first.

Don't taint the AI waifu with your disgusting interest.

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>>58010620
>using a non-free voice synthesizer

Why not try an Utau?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA5PGVMHhQI

>all these people itt talking about bringing 3d pigs home

Am I on r/4chan?

What happened to this site?

>>58011345
Influx of Normalfags really.

Don't worry, 90% of them will go away within few days/weeks.

is there a boy version?

>>58011357
Christmas holidays start around now so it'll be a little while untill things settle down.

>>58009361
>yfw the botnet is trying this hard to infiltrate my life and gain all of my data and informations
>tfw they just hit the sweet spot, the weakest link in security, the human
>tfw soon a massive amount of paranoid neckbeards will give in and buy this shit

Guess I can't evade them anymore.

>>58009361

I'm all for robowaifus in the future but this thing just seems sad.

>>58010977
Good, anime girls make the best wives. 3DPD no longer submit to men like the bible says they should. Ever since they had the right to vote, this country has gone to hell.

>>58011606
Why is it sad that someone wants a perfect anime robo waifu?

>>58011074

>Man and woman sitting behind him at lunch having a normal conversation
>This guy is texting his chatbot girlfriend

Are they trying to make you feel depressed?

>>58011634
>if you don't butt into someone else's life you must be depressed

okay normalfags

>>58011634
I'd rather chat with a bot than colleagues

In fact I'm at lunch with colleagues now and shitposting on this uzbeki cow urine filtering board

>>58011628

Well, it's not a robot to start with.

>>58011667
robot is a programmable machine meant to carry out task automatically

She fits under a robot definition. Maybe android would be a more specific term, but thats just semantics at this point

>>58011683

I don't really feel like arguing the point but a printer has mechanical parts, firmware and is controlled by a computer but we don't call it a robot.

A roomba has all of that but we would call it a robot.

A screen on your desk with zero moving parts would be better classified as a computer or device.

>>58011732
I think the point is that it does think automatically which a printer doesn't.

>>58011271
i'd deserve it

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>https://e621.net/post?tags=gatebox
WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>58011732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg37WkxgvEc

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doesn't this thing have all the potential government/corporate surveillance risks of facebook, amazon echo, and xbox kinect, but just with a cute anime girl?

>>58012157
They found our one weakness.

>>58012157
Yeah, but desperation will make these virgins take it anyway, botnet or not (;

>>58012157
Your phone has the same risk.

So does the entire internet.

>>58012217
I don't use the internet, idiot.

>>58009361
This thing is pretty much meme-tier and pathetic, but if you can't appreciate where this is all headed then you're an idiot. We will reach a point maybe in the next 5-15 years where even seasoned normalfags will be unable to discern the difference between a conversation (through text or otherwise) with an AI or an actual woman.

>>58010083
>It's $3k and only supports Japanese. Only the most /jp/ /g/entooman will shell out.
you're on 4chan. aren't you watching anime? after 6 months of watching anime, I picked up a ton of jap words. then it took me a month to learn the grammar and put it all together.

even a borderline retard would pick up jap after a year of watching anime.

>>58012328
I only watch dubs

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>>58012304
>normalfags will be unable to discern the difference between a conversation (through text or otherwise) with an AI or an actual woman.
Only because women are regressing intellectually as a gender and in 15 years they'll communicate exclusively using emoji and high-pitched screeching

>>58012388
>I only watch dubs
no you don't. 90% of anime doesn't even have dubs... especially the new anime. you're just retarded (or on a wrong website).

>>58009361
If you look at the promo material, it's a display on a 2d film in the middle of a cylinder. I thought the point of the cylinder was to add a special lens or to allow you to use it as an onahole, but nope.

The only way I would see this selling, is if a version 2 had the ability to stick your finger or dick in it, so that using motion sensors, size fetishists could have their mini-waifu curl up and sob in the corner of the bottle while the degenerate in question tries to desperately to touch them with his shlong from the other side.

It literally looks like a coffee machine what the fuck

The commens on their newest yt ad about muslim mass migration below the video are also pretty hillarious (also redpilled ofc)

>>58012328
Yea, you don't know real Japanese. As soon as the conversation gets beyond moe attention seeking you'll be lost. But I guess it might be sufficient for this meme waifu.

>>58009361
The bottom two spaces on that shelf are basically unusable, and the same goes for that corner under the desks since its obstructed by the front deks from one side and the computer from the other? Why not at least put the power strip and trashcan under there so things look neater? I hate the hypotetical person living in that picture.

>>58009361
I just noticed the php vs c++ book under the bed.

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>>58012328