How to get rid of a hacker

shit in his mailbox

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>>58003163
>How do i get rid of him?

Toss a bunch of dark chocolate into his yard.

>>58003163
kill him

>>58003163
Step 1) stop frogging posting
Step 2) kys

hire a hitman on the deepweb

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delete win32

counter hack him with sql injection

>>58003163
Change your password and implement lockout for failed attempts you retard

Install TempleOS. Shit is unhackable

>>58003163
change passwords

kill him

>>58003185
Nevermind. I just looked it up and apparently it's nearly impossible to die from chocolate overdose, for dogs and humans. Toss over about 20 pounds if you wanna try it though.

>>58003163
shit on his porch daily to assert dominance.
if you are persistent, he will move.

>>58003297
Throw meat with razor blades in side of it.

Or rat poison

>>58003201
how do i implement lockout? win 8 operating system

>>58003352
>>58003297
i live in an appartement

>>58003196
nice try

Cover the inside of your apartment in tin foil

>>58003196
I agree. People who are using 32-bit Windows in current year need to die.

>>58003430
64-bit user here, also that trick is old as fuck
aint nobody falling for that

>>58003163
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Hacking Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Shut Down Your Router Haha

>>58003163
Get hold of a freshly slaughtered cow's head and leave it at his porch.

>>58003467
and then what? as soon as i turn it on again the problem still persists

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>>58003185
>>58003195
>>58003264
>>58003182
>>58003507
>>58003338

those would be my options for a last resort

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guise i need more specific info

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>>58003163
>how do I get rid of him?
Easy comrade, just say the word and it's done

>>58003163
are you the same paranoid fuck who thought people were spying on him through his webcam last week?

>>58003867
what do you mean? i have zero information about him

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>>58003889
nah my webcam doesnt work, its been broken for a long time
i have recordings of my neighbour talking loudly about things that were related to my browsing activity so i aint paranoid

>>58003163
Line all the walls/floors/ceilings between you and him with tinfoil.

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>>58003920
We have ways, comrade

>>58003948
You are retarded, get some help. You are obviously deeply paranoid.

>>58003995
and also my head, right? man i thought this was /g/ and that there would be some people here who could give real advice...

>>58003163
call the cops

>>58003948
Spy on him.

>>58003889
>unplug webcam
>turn around
>nsa agents have their guns pointed at me and tell me to plug it back in

>>58004024
yeah because hacking never happens at all... judgemental fuck, i know what i hear

>>58004047
btw i have recordings of my neighbour talking about things he could only have known if he monitored my browsing activity... should have mentioned that earlier.

>>58004034
Nah he's just hacking your pc why would you shield your nogging? Idiot. He's not CIA.

turn off wifi, use Ethernet only

>>58004097
because i have the right for privacy? How would you like it if i had all of your information? doesn´t feel good trust me

I think Tomato tells you who else is using your interwebz

>>58003464
>aint nobody falling for that
You'd be surprised.

>>58004152
Watch out he might be encrypting traffic from your tv cables. The wires can pick up ambient signals from the router.

>>58004161
>Tomato
could you link me up on that? its not really a specific term

>scroll entire thread
>all stupid responses except >>58004129

desu this is something you shouldn't need to have spoonfed to you, you should already have common sense

nonetheless, here is what you should do
check router logs first, look for activity that wasn't you, also look at all connected devices to see if there are any that aren't yours
second, either go hidden ssid or just go totally wired, totally wired is the smarter decision as it eliminates everything
third, change router password, did you leave that default?
last, cut down on the amount of devices connected. do you really need an x, a y, and a z to be connected, when all you really need connected to the internet is a single computer?

>>58004209
what would i do to prevent him from doing that?
google does not help me with that

>>58004237
Make sure your tv cables are fully insulated

>>58004235
how do i open the router log? is it integrated in windows 8 or do i have to search the router interface for that?

Search for weird fetish porn without ssl. He'll eventually just get too creeped out and leave you alone.

>>58004295
i guess that wont work since he obviously has a stalker fetish himself

>>58004278
kys
its in the router interface

>>58004295
this is a horrible idea, you'll only encourage the snooper's snooping like this

>>58004215
try tomato Shibby.

>>58004278
>how do i open the router log?
Just... At this point, it really seems that you're baiting.

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>>58004278
... you're not solving this problem yourself, friendo

>>58004600
>>58004625
yeah i easily figured it out myself, sorry for the noob question

>>58003163
>I have the suspicion that my neighbour is hacking me.

Stop using wireless networking.

>>58004235
there are three LAN systems connected to the resetted router??? I only connected my PC via ethernet cable

>>58003163
>walk to neighbor's place
>knock on door
>tell him to stop or get his shit kicked in
>do a 360 and leave
Fucking pussy.

>>58005603
would be easier if we were allowed to have a gun here

>disable WPS
>set a fucking good password
>see a psychiatrist

t. neighbour hacker

>>58006012
Found an unknown MAC adress in my router log just minutes ago.
I didn´t enable WLAN on any of my devices.
What do? Its him for sure

>>58006052
Was this MAC adress connected or did it try to connect? Give us a screenshot.
Also is your PC directly connected to the router or has your house LAN cables?
And can you really hear what your neighbour says? (I think sometimes they talk about me because my bed is shaking while fapping but I have no evidence. So don't make yourself crazy.)

I could tell you how to realistically kill his dog and get away with it. But i like dogs :/

>>58006187
Don't tell him. I like dogs too :c

>>58006099
>he isn't capable of fapping in absolute silence

what the hell man, did you just skip past your early teen years or something?

>>58006239
Silence yes but not without moving the bed rhythmically (i'm a fast fapper)

>>58006581
That'll happen when your hand has a short distance to travel per stroke.

>>58006610
What do you want to say :(

>>58004183
Windows can't delete itself, no such thing as the root user. It's an idiot proof OS.

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>>58003163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi6NFQ54Pl8

>>58006618
That you have big hands, anon (relative to the size of your penis).

be more specific why do you think he's hacking you and what is he hacking?

>>58003948
>someone is capable of hacking you
>would talk loudly about it
yea no, schizo here - you're just being paranoid

>>58003205
>unhackable
because it doesn't have networking

>>58003533
The joke

You

>Buy microwave
>Take magnetron and boards out
>Make a metal dish
>Put magnetron in dish
>Point it at neighbors house
>Turn it on
>Hacker cant hack with all electronics fried

>>58003163
Make a GUI in Visual Basic to trace his IP address

>>58003163
Delete system 32.

>>58003163
Install gentoo

>>58007556
this is a good way to kill yourself.

Counter hack his computer, with an axe.

hack the Gibson while you still can

>>58003163
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this is the average IQ level of /g/