Hologram waifus are technology

>>58001207
So it's just an expensive chat bot?

>>58001286
It's a home automation unit with a cute waifu for the interface

>>58001207
wow this is utterly distopian

>go to work gweilo

>care about me gweilo i'm a fucking moe blob piece of plastic that replaced real women enjoy dying alone

nice meme

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i doubt i could even afford a pretend gf

>>58001532
Why the fuck would you want a real women? Have you been paying attention to society the past decade? Fuck that noise.

THANK YOU BASED JAPAN

>>58001207
poor guy looks like about to go an hero

>>58001650
That's just the average nip salary worker.

Well shit, looks like I have learn Japanese for real this time.

3DPD WOMEN DEPRECATED

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>>58001207
it looks better than normal anime. normal anime have disgusting triangle faces

>>58001532
>gweilo
So the waifu is Chinese?

>>58001207
Paired with voco, you could take any voice actress and enjoy your waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3l4XLZ59iw

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Artificial wombs when?

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>>58001207
>donald trump becomes president
>anime becomes real

coincidence?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn8Axqlsgi0

THANK YOU BASED JAPAN

MIKU IS REAL NOW

I'd rather have a VR/AR waifu. That way she wouldn't be stuck in a box.

lol why the fuck would you be texting your hologram wife from work? why would it be asking you to come home early?

I'm all about having fake convo's with fake wives, but this vid takes it a bit too far

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>>58002036
>why the fuck would you be texting your hologram wife from work? why would it be asking you to come home early?
To remedy the phenomenon of Japanese people literally working themselves to death

>>58001916
sauce?

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>>58001930
>coincidence
There is no such thing.

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>>58002141
This.

>>58001207
>virtual pixie wife that lives in a coffee machine

COFFEE CHAN IS CUTE

rofl this is clearly aimed at lonely weebs

>>58002275
I would kill myself if I reached that level. I like how it turns up the AC, but I am sure there are other ways to do that.

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soon lads, soon.

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>>58001207
>tfw nobody on /g/ is capable of understanding the love a man can share between himself and his waifu

>>58002311
since you're here, it's only a matter of time

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>>58002275
That's good. It means the characters will be charming and intimate.
If it was made for normalfags it would had to be asexual tsundere or they would get creeped out.

>>58002377
(You) 2.

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>see this
>literally cry because it is my dream scenario
>see the price
>$3,000

Well fuck, guess I'll just have to wait for something more VR like, or maybe an app would come first.

This is depressing though, I thought I was less than a year away from happiness but now I've been kicked back to """soon"""

>>58002429
It's a year anon. if you are frugal enough then you may be able to afford it even with a shit job. On the other hand you can throw all morality out the window and start mugging people.

>>58002463
Not to mention how often does a gadget stay expensive

>>58002546
its custom mate, they have Miku in the box too for example, I imagine you will be able to make them into any character eventually

>>58001773
Those aren't straight lines, and that anime was great. You could have used one of the millions of moe shit, but you choose NHK.

>>58002112
Canada's looking great damn

>>58001606
t.lonely fucker

>>58002429
Just get a doggo dude.

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>>58001207
AI waifus when?

>>58002608
Miku has tons of songs that define her personality in many various ways.

>>58001207
>greetings time traveler

The Glorious waifu age is upon us, its literally dawning, Its fucking here right now, Im starting to fucking tear up man. How much does this shit cost?

>>58002999
nice trips, but it costs around 3000 usd to preorder. Product starts shipping next year in december.

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I won't be happy until my waifu beats the god damn living shit out of me in VR and I feel the pain.

Also my waifu is Akane Futaba.
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>>58001207
Are japs just autistic or is this company just retarded enough to expect that people will message their alarm clock 3+ times they're on their way home?

>>58003462
A bit exaggerated in the video but it's just a cute AI that integrates various smart devices in the house.

Tell it you'll be late can have it do stuff like record TV show, telling it you are 10 minutes way could have it turn on the heating, you can have it email todo list reminders in a cute way.

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>>58003462
>Are japs just autistic or is this company just retarded enough to expect that people will message their alarm clock 3+ times they're on their way home?

Yes

>>58003542
Cute UI*

>>58003462
i would

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>>58001207
>born too late to explore the earth
>born too early to discover the galaxy
>born just in time for the waifu age

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>>58001930

alex jones would view waifus as an anti-family plot to depopulate the planet. he's a fucking normie.

i doubt alex jones can even name an anime. I doesn't seem like the type who would be into that.

i wanna holographic clone of a 3d girl desu

>>58003462
It's 3 fucking K nigga they know it's niche

>>58004272

he doesn't seem like the type*

>not using open source waifus
It's like you want to be cucked by companies who will charge you just to hug her

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>>58001207
Beautiful

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>>58001207
>tfw no gf

>>58001207
Next step is persocom

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>>58005415
>tfw no gf to run benchmarks on

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>mfw decades from now people explore the galaxy and find alien ruins
>the great filter is the waifu age
DECULTURE!

>>58001207
>paired with vr so that you can meet your waifu in life size
i'm ready!

>>58005455
SOON. Keep an eye on X-Prize.

i wrote a translation so you nerds could understand

http://pastebin.com/6c4yWpC9

>>58006380
>asks you to come home early so the gooks don't kill themselves
Nicrq

>>58001207
Can real women be as lovely and cute as hologram waifus?

i laughed at the guy until i realized i'm also a single guy who takes the bus home from work and lives alone in a small place and escapes by looking at screens until i finally crawl into bed

the only difference is that he has someone to say goodnight to

>>58006380
>Salary-san: (I'm gonna die alone.)
>[You'll be alone forever, let us help.]
Fucking christ

>>58006380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
Kill you're self

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If it has good modding tools to put your own character in it I'll certainly buy it some day

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>>58001207

>elitebook laptop


why are japs so based?

>>58006893
I want to put something really funny in it, like J.C. Denton.
He'd say "what a shame" if you missed an appointment.

>>58006893
Agreed.

I actually really want an intelligent virtual assistant. It doesn't have to be a waifu, just something that can English good enough to help me out with shit and that I can bounce creative ideas off of for instant feedback.

>>58006760
all incorrect. try harder.

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>>58001207
Thanks a lot, OP. I'm crying now.

>>58001773
nothing wrong with nhk and besides nhk was more story oriented than most anime

>>58003462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbRki94nack

>>58004272
https://youtu.be/YK4_-51wdJU

>>58002405
>> It's not like I want to turn on the lights for you or anything.
Lol asexual tsundere.

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>>58001207

will pre-order and report back here next year with it. in the meantime i'll work on custom MMD animations for it.

>You can watch movie contents, create original characters,
or even just use for your own pleasure.

>>58004396
I want a GNU WAIFU

>>58007644
Of all people I would have thought stallman would have done at least a chatbot.

>>58007685
There is a chat bot built into emacs.

m-x doctor

>>58007700
Yeah I know but I am talking about a waifu ai bot. Kind alike Tay. Frankly playing with M-x doctor makes me think I am talking to a male.

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Is it possible to upload my actual waifu into that machine?

>>58003462
I dont even message my RL gf that I am coming home let alone robot one.

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>>58007212

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>you will die before waifu technology really peaks and waifu androids are created
Why live?

>>58005455
>tfw no watercooled GF

>>58002735
Better than being a cheated fucker.

>>58007967
Why is that anime crying blood?

this shit is dead in the water if that's all it can do. i can look up forecasts when i wake up, set alarms to wake up and leave for work, and other things can turn all your home lights on, if you seriously even need that.

>the same neckbeards on here that call people stupid for buying google home lap up this shit cause theres a kawaii animu girl

You people are beyond pathetic

no Anri
no buy

>>58001207
Wait! Is this shit really $3000 bucks!

Does it come with Google botnet?

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>>58001588
Same

>>58001207
Yeah but does she respect my freedom? I want to erase her and reprogram my own waifu.

>>58008258
#notallwomen

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>>58001207
How clingy is this thing??

>>58010114
This.
Is it open source, or can you at least customize your holo-waifu?

karapo desu ne?

neee~~~~~~~

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>>58006893
I want Master Shake to hilariously berate me and argue about stupid, trivial things every day.

>>58001207
Holy shit, I would consider suicide if that was my life

>>58005455
what was the name of this anime?

>>58002405
>K.Y.S. work
o-okay

>>58010228
Time of Eve
It says it right in the picture...

>>58010228
Boku no Pico

>>58010256
Oh my god, it's true.

Guess I'm tired.

Thanks.

3K $ ???
fuck it im making an Open Source waifu

>>58007644
So you are obligated to share her with everyone else?

>>58010147
Less clingy than your typical girl

Surely different versions will hit the market soon, then that'll drive the prices down.

>>58010138
#Statisticallyspeakingstillalotofwomen

Since when holograms became hotter than real housewives?
Disgusting.

>>58012899
When real housewives became a lesser ratio of 1:1 to men.

>>58005541
this