Anime

Well that kills the birth rate.

Holy shit japan, get your shit together.
That guy is 1 step away from trading his tie for a rope.

>>57999494
That shit is 2800 USD.

>>57999584
Sounds like a deal.

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>>57999584
I'm 1 step away from never desiring 3D female interaction again.

Come at me, future!

Why is she in a jar

Call me when she can walk around and take dick

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>>57999494
3DPD BTFO

Call me when it can sit on my face.

>>57999494
Until they're not sentient or very intricate programming makes them ever-evolving and barely indistinguishable from a human being, I'm not interested

>>57999494
>Welcome home anon!
>I've made you dinner
>Starts up wifi microwave with hungryman dinner inside
>"Thanks honey, looks great!"

>>57999494
call me again when you're Cortana with Windows Cortana integration

>>57999895
don't this guy have a real gf through?

>>58001198
Might as well get a lazy white girlfriend. At leat you can fuck that once a year.

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"feels great"

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Tfw no qt2dwaifu

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>>57999494
>that part when he's seriously texting his AI gf and chuckles to himself

>>58002803
>coworker passes by
>who are you talking too?
>oh nobody
>coworker spreads rumor that you finally got a girlfriend
>everyone is happy for you

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>>57999680
>That shit is 2800 USD.
cheaper than a 3dpd. and she won't leave you and take half of what you own.

>>58001198
*Hungry Salaryman Dinneru

>>58002842
https://invisiblegirlfriend.com/

>>58002722
where do you get these funny chinese reaction images

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>>57999494
>coming back from work
>hungry and tired
>try to open apartment
>"I can't let you do that, onii-chan"

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>>57999494
fuck thats awesome

>>57999494
While I am impressed to see the advancement of DA A.I.
These newer ones are actually becoming marginally helpful compared to Clippy.
I am deeply trouble by how we use them. This video takes my concern to full blown fear.

>>58004419

Underrated

>>58004675
The best part will be when this thing costs $3000 and the company STILL sells your personal data.

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>>58003727

>>58004869
Do you even on-device AI?

>>58003727
I think she's a Touhou girl, but I don't know which one. I've looked for these images too, but none of the normie sites have any mention of them.

>>58003727
>>58007035
Found it!
https://twitter.com/itdoesnteggs?lang=en-gb

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>You know, somebody's home for me
>Feels great

Captcha: End call

>>58007068
thanks a lot

>>57999494
Can you set it to tsundere?

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>>58002842
>That rumor spreads to your female coworkers
>That drives them to you, thinking it's a 3D gf
>tfw you get a 3D gf thanks to a 2D gf
>2D waifu won't be even mad
>"Good night"

>>58007722
ya, until the 3dpd girl comes to your house and laughs at how pathetic you are.

>>58007722
the 2d gf will be mad at you and not turn the lights and ac on anymore

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>>58007619
One of the guys behind this was the lead for Love Plus, so they'll probably add a tsundere waifu eventually

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>>57999494
This is some truly depressing shit. Where can I buy one?

So how does it talk with/message the user? Is it like Eliza but with voice recognition software

>>58007759
>ac
>in Japan
lol

>>57999494
>Japan still struggling with negative birth rates
>this will sell like pancakes
So I guess in the end China won

>>57999494
Holy shit, this is the most depressing advertisement I've ever seen

>you know, somebody is home for me
>feels great

what happens when he realizes the emptiness inside him can't be filled with a simulated AI waifu?

I only wish AI would develop faster so that these things were actually sentient, then I would actually support this thing. But for what it is now it just makes me incredibly sad inside

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>>57999494
this is seriously depressing.

>>58008193
kek

>>58008088
>AI
>ever becoming sentient
>humans ever beating the eternal development bottleneck
No anon.

>>58008193
This gave me the keks

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>>58008239
please anon, at least let me have hope

It begins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik

>giving the botnet an anime girl appearance
Clever chinks

In the age of cheating whores it is only natural that men find alternatives

>>58008088

>what happens when he realizes the emptiness inside him can't be filled with a simulated AI waifu?

Many people have been filling that emptiness with just pictures of their waifus and it works well for them.
This thing is capable of interacting with you, it'll be more than adequate for the job.

Based Japan

>>57999494
virtual AI waifus can't come soon enough

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>>57999494
Integration with those USB onaholes when?

>>57999494
That's the saddest thing I ever saw.
Where do I get one?

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>>57999494
It can't be much worse than what I do now.
>Lay down on bed with sasayaki audio from kitsune asking about my day and whispering in my ears until I fall a sleep

>>57999494
You niggers didn't bother investigating further. It's limited to Japanese language support only.

>>57999556
No, it's already way down and the target group would be childless nonetheless or they would copulate with the most horrifying women. It's a win for the gene pool.

Source: I'm in target group.

>>58002857
but not cheaper than your mom

>>58010011
>He doesn't speak Japanese.

>>58001430
He does
He's also world champion jacking off and his job is wanking. He practices while his gf cooks for him

anyone have the even in a perfect world there is only sadness greentext bout android waifus

>>58007806
Japan has AC, but no central heating

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>>57999494
Waifufags are disgusting

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>>58004419

>>57999494
I cringed hard

>>58009908
This

>>58007829
I've heard japanese people are having less and less "real" sex. Sexbots, sleeves and 2D holowaifus incoming. Finally a great time to be alive

>>58008570
this tbqh

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>arrive home
>see another pair of (male) shoes inside
>walk into living room
>see Chad and your robotfu
>"aawww shit bro, I didnt know she had a bf, sorry man ;)"

>>58011864
>>58009908
>usb
found the retard

This is IoT, it will be wireless and over the internet, So you can carry your wireless onahole and have it be controlled based on your arousal level readings from your heart monitor on your wrist.

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It's kind of depressing when he goes "feels great having someone to come home to" or whatever. Being alone is really shitty and I think a lot of people don't get that.

These are the same people who go "oh noooo how could that dude have killed himself or shot up the school", but don't give two shits otherwise.

Either way I'm totally interested in robotics in the future. Particularly sexbots and romance bots, since those stand to really shake up the "boy chase girl" dynamic

>>58012517
Good goy

>>58011951
Stop that.

>>58012517
There won't be a future for long if people stopped pursuing real relationships, desu

This is a botnet I wouldn't mind falling for

>>58004675
I want a Clippy AI gf now

>>58007806
In anime they often have AC

>>58011319
The life.

>it can tell you the weather
>and respond "Hmmm" to any question
wow amazing

But how does that display work? I want it.

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>>58013222
I guess it works like the Hatsune Miku hologram

>>58009116
Yea, but this doesn't leave that much to the imagination. You can make your waifu say anything you want and have any voice you want if it's just a picture.

>>58013222
"Hmmm" is a way of saying "Yes" in pretty much every language

>>57999494
This is a botnet for high risk of going postal virgins

>>58013375
Don't worry, NSA will backdoor it just in case

>>58013375
A literal suicide(+murder) watch

>>57999494
So...with that shape, can I assume there's an onahole built in?

>>58010011
ざねんですよね
あなた間抜けだぜ

>>58003298
This costs $20 a month and you can only send/ receive 100 texts a MONTH

GARBAGE

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>>57999494
Cringed so hard my heart stopped for a sec.

Finally, getting closer to owning my own Hand Maid May

>>57999494
>glad that someone cares about me
That's depressing
It's not his mom, his dad, his little sis, his gf he comes home to
It's a fucking lava lamp with a chatbot

>>58016054
maybe his parents are dead and his gf cheated on him?

>>58001198
Ten hours earlier:

> "Good morning, hubando-san!"
> "Remeber to take the TV dinner out of the >freezer and remember to enable the >microwave interface program so I can cook your dinner when you text me to let >me know you are on your way home."

holy shit that's cringy

Can I upload different waifus to it? This is important.

>>58016054
So you'd rather the guy come home to nothing?

Fucking normalfags, I swear to god, if I ever see you in public, I'll rape you there and beat you down.

>>58016219
Self driving car and auto loading freezer-microwave combo when

>>57999494
What the fuck. I actually feel bad for these people now.

You don't just accept having such a sad life, god dammit, you fight and get out of it. What the fuck. I'm upset now.

>>58008307
This movie was so fucking cringeworthy because I spent nearly 2 hours watching a normie who can't distinguish between real sentience and a clever chatbot going through actual emotional trauma.

>>58016290
I don't want to fight it

>>58016290
>sad life
Dude seemed to have a pretty good job, plus now he doesn't have to bother with 3D. Doesn't sound sad to me at all.

Would a world war solve all the millennial issues such as debt, inability to afford home, and no gf?

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WHEN!?

please be my ai gf

>>58010011
finally a good reason to learn japanese

>>58016568
Economic crash would.

>>58017007
I don't want to exchange my current problems for those kind of problems

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>>58016713
Soon

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>>58016713
Too soon dairy.

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>>57999494
I feel so bad for Japan.
That ending was so cringy I don't even know what to say anymore

>>57999494
perfect, the era of AR waifus is soon. thank god for that

>tfw in 5-10 years this technology will progress even further

I can't wait tbqh

also, 3dpd btfo

>>58016713
Definitely not soon enough.

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>>58018219
>also, 3dpd btfo
This.

>>58010011
As long as it has subtitles I'm fine with that.

>>58011772
>"I also masturbated to you"

>>58013448
Will she tell him to stop when he tries to jump?

>>57999494
keking @ these autists that will buy that shit

>>57999494
What is wrong with the samurai?

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>>57999494
There is something like this for PC?
Similar to shimeji but with qt girls that you can chat with?
I want cute girls in my desktop that greet me when I turn on my computer.
pls respond

>>58018361
Kill yourself cuck. (((3DPD))) is obsolete. Men will never need worthless 3D whores again.

>>58018858
(Thou)

Straight out of Black Mirror

>>58018815
someone answer pls

there HAS to be an advanced AI chatbot out there that can do the same text shit but lives in your computer instead of a fucking coffee machine

>>58018815
extra point if it works on Linux with wine.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVm_ljDSdwA

>Ambassador: "Well, what about Anon... Earthborn... but no record of having a waifu."
>Commander: "Doesn't have one. He was raised on reality. Learned to look out for himself"
>Admiral: "He saw his whole unit die on Venus. He could have some serious emotional scars. "
>Commander: "Every soldier has scars. Anon's a survivor."
>Ambassador: "Is that the kind of man we want protecting the galaxy?"
>Commander: "That's the only kind of man who can protect the galaxy."

>Ambassador:"I'll make the call."

>In the year 2048, scientists on Asia mastered the technique of creating female humanoid robots with perfect resemblance.

>In the decades that followed, these goddess-like and submissive robotic females became mainstream, replacing women everywhere, enabling mankind to reach its greatest potential. The basis for this incredible technology was a force that liberated the very fabric of space and time for men everywhere.

>They called it the greatest discovery in human history.

>The civilizations of the galaxy call it....

>.....
>.....
>.....

>MAN EFFECT

>Dot dot du du du du dot dot du du du du

>>58019454
>With the distraction of woman and their problems wiped out, mankind was finally able leave the solar system and build an empire that spread across the galaxy. Human females could no longer use child bearing and attractiveness to win over males. Men were now fully focused on what really mattered and what he truly wanted.

>In just 40 years, mankind saw the greatest technological advancements in the history of the world. No more women emotionally wrecking men, no more women using her vagina as a bargaining tool for frivolous things, no more feminism, no more "mai body my choice", no more "bu-but it's 20% off! I must have it!" no more sensitivity or muh feelings. Men everywhere were liberated. For the first time ever, women had to actually work their way up through skill rather than attractiveness or through children. This eventually became their downfall. Men around the world could now have their 10 robot wives do all the house work and child care, please them at any moment, and give birth to their children. All while not needing a human female.

>Oh sure, they fought back, the woman and their boytoy manginas fought back, and lost badly. Nations of the world united against the female threat and were victorious in a very short war. Woman lost the right to vote and most of them were exiled to the planet Venus (now terraformed). The women that were left in man's glorious civilization he built were either humble and cooperating wives who acted loyal to their husbands, or smart, intelligent women that could perform a normal job without filing a sexual harassment case every two seconds.

>The galaxy was at peace. Cities blossomed on many planets, populations soared to unheard of levels. Disease, poverty, hunger ceased to exist. No longer were men pressured to fight each other for pride or ego because he had everything he needed at home.

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>Semi-real fembots are released in 2038
>become immensely popular with the men in Japan.
>Still taboo in the U.S. and the rest of the world, not a commercial success
>Over the next decade, Japanese scientists, with their newfound funding from investors, greatly improve these fembots
>Eventually these fembots becoming so life-like to the point of not being able to tell the difference between a real female and a fembot by the year 2048
>During this time, population of Japan triples over the next decade. Japan becomes #1 in GDP once its men had something to work for, to strive for.
>Meanwhile, over in SJW Western hemisphere, governments ban these fembots early on as soon as they catch on with the public, delaying the inevitable rise of man
>Japan surges ahead of the rest of the world for being pioneers in this great new technology. Rest of the world struggling to accept man's next destiny
>Finally, a sizeable campaign is launched in the U.S. to end the prohibition.
>Meanwhile, China like the fascists they are, ban fembots just like they do with video games.
>SJW-backed U.S. government begins to send troops to states legalizing fembots, calling them sexist, and racist.
>Civil war ignites results with the Empire of Japan invading the United States, liberating it from the SJW-backed government
>U.S. basically killed off its once proud military culture over decades of SJW influence by 2048
>Japan's technology and military might crushes pussified, LGBT-friendly military
>A global coalition is formed, Japan is at the forefront of all of this, bringer of freedom to own fembots around the world
>Decrees it will stomp over any nation that denies this right.
>China backs down on ban of fembots after witnessing their tiny island neighbor obliterate the world's most powerful military in a few short months.
>They called this coalition, the Empire of Man.

>>58018815
>>58019233
>>>/a/150953469

>>58019539
Thanks anon but thats text based , I need something with graphics.

>>58019494
>Japan becomes devoid of Japanese people due to no interest in sex
ftfy

>>58020278
Basically Japan becomes the land of robots.

>>58020935
Funny how this one proud nation of warriors who would kill themselves so they wouldn't feel the shame of being captured got turned into a country of omegas.

>>58019385
Freetards haven't exactly achieved anything worth remembering.

>>58020961
Think of it, they're actually killing themselves out of WW2 shame, just this time without weapons.

>>58010011
They're looking into English support though

tfw was born too early for sentient AI

>>58021385
We're all going to make it brah. Just hang on.

>>58003727 /jp/

>>57999494
weebs should be gassed

>>57999494

good, Japan doesn't need even more anorectic manlets to reproduce

>>57999494
>screen on the bottom
>plastic triangle to give a hologram effect
>shitty neets buy this crap.

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>>57999494
it looks like sci-fi movie trailer. seriously, imagine lain live action, it would probably look exactly like this, maybe except huge ass crt displays and large desktops in every house.

>>58011319
I fucking bet I'm better than him at wanking.
What are his creds?

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>Shinkis will become real in your lifetime
>This will create a market for customized girls and apps
>Someone will make an onahole addon for it
The future is now

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dont forget to wash your face darling.

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>>58022739
n-no peeping..!

>>57999494
The last thing Japanese men need is a virtual character waiting for them. Now any chance of interacting with real women will kill the population of Japan faster.

[spoiler]Where can I get one?[/spoiler]

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>>58022790
You can pre-order one but beware they cost nearly $2700.

>>58011913
nips are elves
>valuable and near-magical artifacts
>rare as fuck
>eventually dying out because they never seem to reproduce

>>58022832

So a little over half what I paid for my headphone amp. Cool.

>>58016568
A crusade would
Next one would even be the 13th, wouldn't it? At least /tg/ could get persian gfs/concubines

>>58011913
No, they definitely fuck.
The problem is they don't want to start families.

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>>58022755
Aaand it's ruined

>>58023045
It's ruined because it takes a bath?

How does this thing turn your lights on? Do all my appliances it interacts with need to have wireless abilities? I'm more interested in using this as just a generic tool. the graphics is just a bonus

>>58023055
They're not even using steam or even suds as a censorshit method, is that not a copout?

>>58003727
Ask /jp/ for rare mokos

>>58023087
Just mod it yourself.

>>58023055
i think anon means it's ruined because you can't watch her take a bath.
i agree, what's the point in having a "waifu" if you can't jack mad dick to it.

>>58023101
might as well build the holograph yourself

>>58022516
>Shinkis will become real in your lifetime
I'm 34, It may not be in my lifetime.

>>58023102
I'm sure it can be updated/modded. It's not meant to be a pornographic device

>>58012926
sweet

>>58023102
>tfw you have to cover your waifu with blanket every time you want to fap

>>58013287
Miku add-on when?

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>>58023102
Fuck you, your waifus privacy should be respected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ3iZiegnR4
Looks like you can add more chars.
I hope they're open source about their design.

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Google home costs $130, yet this costs $2.7k. That's more expensive than my entire setup($1.8k)

Why?

>>58023259
Because it actually works, unlike Google Home. I can see Microsoft coming out with a Cortana add on.

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>>58023079
>How does this thing turn your lights on?
You need 'smart' light bulbs.

>Do all my appliances it interacts with need to have wireless abilities?
They need to be smart devices.

I'm sure it'll work with any device that has it.

>>58023159
Goes both ways, if I'm not allowed to pump off to her, she shouldn't be allowed to pump off to me.
Also those are feet and for most neckbeards that's good enough on its own to pump off to.

>>58022928
maybe at some point they will open their borders for the foreigners to repopulate japan

>>58023188
Amazing.

>Preorders are open from now until January 31, but companionship isn't cheap -- the Gatebox will cost you 298,000 yen (just over $2,500). At the moment, it is only available in Japan and the US, and only 300 units are available. They will ship out starting in December 2017.
>only 300 units are available

Are they saying they're only selling 300 units total, from both Japan AND us? damn i wont even get a chance to buy it

>>58023188
Apparently this is just a MMD rendered on a black background. You can already download thousands of characters and dances if you want.

>>58023426
Get a proxy mate. And it means only 300 units will be completed by December 2017. As the production gets easier the amount of them will increase and the price will begin to drop.

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>>58023426
Well, assuming it'll actually be popular, we can expect an upgraded version in a few years.

Goodnight waifu. Goodnight /g/.

now I can have ai gf like the prophetic canadian said so.

>>57999895
Referring to women as "it" damn, this is the feminist future we're headed towards.

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>>58021318
>English dub

>>58004419
>This is for your own good onii-chan
>I know what they say about you
>They call you a loser, otaku, megane...
>But that's not the onii-chan I know
>Or at least the onii-chan I used to know
>All this time I've been with you, it's been the happiest time of my life.
>I'm scared, don't you know?
>I wonder what will happen to me, perhaps an afterlife exists, perhaps it doesn't
>Don't try to stop me onii-chan
>This is for your own good
>The longer I stay, the worse it will become
>You need to be strong
>Stand up for yourself
>Make new friends
>Go back to the people you've abandoned and apologize to them
>Pick up the hobbies and interests you've forgotten
>Pick up that guitar
>Pick up those books
>Pick up your bag, and head to the gym
>Make yourself better, that's a promise okay?
>Seeing you sad makes me the most miserable
>Even though you're so kind to me
>You think that I don't know a thing
>I know everything.
>Even though I try to deny it
>It won't go away, nothing goes away
>Oh how nice is it that people can forget
>Move on from the worries of the past
>But I can't do that, and I've seen enough
>Well I guess this is goodbye.
>Oh how sweet is life.
>Through challenge and strife.
>You always make me feel right
>But right can make wrong
>And wronging will stay
>So don't be afraid
>Or be left astray
>When I am gone.

>>57999494
It can only recognize Japanese. There is only one character. And there is a limited amount. This shit is not even finished yet, but its a good concept.

>>57999494
is that a free software as in free speech?

no Anri
no buy

>>58024758
Uh, what?
English speech recognition works just fine nowadays.
Unless you think that siri suddenly doesn't work and is actually just indians in a warehouse manually turning speech into text. (which honestly wouldn't be that unbelievable, but the replies are way too quick for this)

>they want us to pay $3k and yet is still lacks Live2D characters
Woah, I'm impressed. You can buil the same thing with cheap mobo and free software.

>>58023440
>mmd
good lord, people are going to have fun with this thing

Pretty sure I've seen this commercial before. Is it actually happening now? It looks neat though, way better than the Alexa we have now.

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>>57999494
Bye loneliness, hi mortgage.

>>58018109
>wha, what we are gonna do today Bäbä?
>same shit that we always to u lil shit amina koyim
>invade Syria :D

>>57999494
Why do they call it a robot?
It is not a robot.

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>>58016713
>>58017067
>>58018109

>>58023713
I would be more exited without the gimmick box though.
Gimmicks like messaging me "looking forward to see you" instead of "turning on the lights in your apartment" is neat, but that does not require a box of an anime girl.
It would be nice to have something to select and order the right food and just ask me where it should be delivered, work or home, turn on lights etc.
but when they feature "remember the umbrella hun" aspect of it, it just make it seem like a data mining device, and I don't need that.
Faking a relationship with a woman also makes an actual relationship less likely, so not having the box would just make more weird situations than it would make good ones.
No matter how good they make the box, I would rather have a real person.
Like someone who would appreciate my cooking and someone who will play magic with me so I don't have to wait for FNM, you know relationship stuff.

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>>57999494
M A D M E N toil surreptitiously to beckon the extinction.

>>58022476
Late reply but he recently went 12 hours without losing his erection.

>>57999494
That's beyond sad.

>>58026193
Fuck off.

>>58026236
aw, lil baby got triggered again.

>>57999494
> show video to gf/fiancee
> "can I get one? pleeeassseeee?"
> she is nagging me to get one

What the fuck.

>>57999494
Can you fuck her?

>>58023407
You mean, to refugees? I think no way.

>>58023407
>>58026344
Have you ever seen japs/eastern people in your country?
They date foreigners maybe 1% of the time.

My country has a very low number of japs/eastern people (eastern europe), yet they still manage to find an eastern/japanese guy/girl for them.

So yeah...

>>58007759
holy shit, imagine she becomes yandere and starts fucking with the house, formatting your pc, turning off the lights as you walk down the stairs etc.