/csg/ Chink Shit General

First for another day waiting.

Please no more german immigrant discussion.
Lets talk about dildos instead.

I order from Gearbest 5 days ago and it stil says that my stuff is in Packed status, but not Dispatched yet. Is this normal?

Are they really not shipping knifes anymore? maybe its a fluke?

>>57982548
Yes. Likely, it isn't actually in stock.

>>57982472
or earphones, let's talk more about earphones, I saw a few posts not concerning earphones and BM-800s in the last threads, so we clearly need to talk more about them.
KZ ATE? Rock Zircons? Xiami Pistons?

Has anyone ever bought speaker wire from one of these places? Looking for recommendations on 10-14awg

>>57982570
Nah, there's still ~130 left on the store page and I order it when it was around 500. Also if it's not on stock, how could they pack it?

Daily reminder to avoid goybuying

>>57982601
Simple. They're lying

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£2.50 Baborry wallet arrived. The fake leather material feels quite sturdy but I suspect the zip won't last long. It stinks of Chinese industrial fumes at the moment.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32727580987/32727580987.html

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>>57982644

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> missed the new thread
> new pic added

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/trumpflag/32720346570.html

>>57982656
I waited for a month for them to ship my iWork10 that was "in stock" the entire time

>>57982695
But it did arrive, didn't it? Time is not really important to me, just wanna know if it's coming.

>>57982703
Yep

Go somewhere else if you want to post soft pornography, this thread is for discussion of immigrants only

>>57982695
I opened a dispute because of that (product not leaving china for quite a while), chink seller waited until it got escalated. Aliexpress stepped in, and they gave me my money back.

any good chink case fans?

>>57982737
cool then, thanks

>>57982787
Cheapest 140mm will di

>>57982779
Gearbest just kept telling me "it's shipping out today (or, "it left yesterday"), I promise. Please be patient" for 3 weeks.

I wasn't in a hurry to get it, it was just bullshit that they kept lying

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1080P-SCART-To-HDMI-Video-Audio-Upscale-Converter-AV-Signal-Adapter-HD-Receiver-TV-DVD-SKy/32549087956.html

any experience with these things?

>>57982892
Lied to me too, that triggered the dispute. I'm not willing to wait a quarter of a year for a fucking flash drive!

My brother is after a new phone and is looking at the Blu Vivo 6 and Vivo 5R
I've never even heard of the brand. Should I stay away and make him get a Xiaomi phone?

I think I can trust him to make his own decisions

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fucking jews

>>57983014
>real capacity
batteries or usb drive?

>>57982959
You could always just make a suggestion because those are some no-name phones even for /csg/ standards.

>>57983108
Only if you literally only buy Xiaomemes, Blu and Vivo aren't nobodies

has anybody managed to flash the cube i10?
I can't find a working cwm link for it

>>57983097
USB

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greatest country in the world here

does this always happen when buying gearbest, or is it just because the value of the item was high?

Has anyone bought a xiaomeme or oneplus bags?
Link for a good deal?

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>>57983377
you bought an item in USD with a British card that is issued to you in GBP, what do you expect?

get a Halifax Clarity Mastercard - no fees for using any foreign currencies and, crucially, it gives you the inter-bank foreign exchange rate, so the banks don't jew you out by giving you a very unfavourable exchange rate

it's nothing to do with gearbest. if you buy in USD with Paypal and let them do the conversion, they jew you out too but it's less obvious cos instead of being billed e.g. £15 for a $20 item, you get £16.50 pinched out of you account and you're none the wiser

you can thank me later, you British cunt

BRITS OUT, UP THE RA

>>57983430
>greatest country in the world here
>british

:^)

I'm USAican

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Got a redmi 3 earlier this year, not very happy with it.
Going to upgrade to a zuk z2.

What am I in for?

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the fuck

which xiaomi shill wrote this

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>>57983449
oh, i completely fucked up then

look for a no-fee FX credit card - i know there are some in the USA, i just don't know which bank issues it

i got bamboozled cos it's gearbest in Coventry. COVENTRY. like, most depressing place in the world right after Slough and Birmingham

hail trumpette

>>57983477
>not very happy with it

why is that? i also have redmi 3 and apart from mediocre camera i am very satisfied

i flashed it to global rom, not that manufacturer bullshit

recommended AUX cables?

need one for my car

>>57983495
ugreen or you local dollar/pound/100yen shop

>>57983488
it's just so strange

I'm using a debit card from a credit union, I've never had a surcharge of any kind until this particular order

and I have no idea why the charge is from Coventry when it's a Chinese company with a Chinese warehouse selling to the USA

>>57983505
>tfw no local 1yuro store :(
also i'm lazy and I'd rather wait 3 weeks than drive to the store

>ugreen
thanks, will probably get this one, then
https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32749874336.html

>>57983518
a lot of my chink shit is coming from Europe these days

>>57983543
i'd personally buy from the official Ugreen store. shipping can be quick, though i've been waiting on a USB OTG cable for like 2 weeks now and i live in asia

>>57983494
>weak camera
>can't multitask as well as my nexus 4
>battery is a little disappointing compared to what others post on /g/, getting 7 hours SoT over 2 days. Not bad battery results still, but still disappointing when some anon gets 15 hours to his redmi.
>tried to get unlock code and was denied twice
>FP scanner only works on first try 3 out of 4 times, can be annoying sometimes
>the touch screen loses sensitivity and does phantom touches no matter what charger I plug it into (it's an official issue too, not just me)

It's all mostly little shit like that, that I thought I could live with, but I want something better now that's not xiaomi anymore.
The zuk zeems really nice for the price...

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The hell! Ali won't allow selling tea after January 1st anymore.

Tea was in the fucking captcha as well. I'm going crazy!

>>57983564
>'d personally buy from the official Ugreen store
ah, they have an official store, thanks

also
>mfw I click on AUX audio
>mfw it's in Italian
the fuck ugreen, I'm not ordering spaghetti.

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>>57983601
>those are all problems that I'm having RIGHT NOW with my years-old iPhone, which is why I'm upgrading
>just bought a rn3p two days ago

>>57983619
if you go to a it.aliexpress.com url from google the site will change into italian. go to the url, copy its address to clipboard, click 'English' at the top of the page (will bring you back to the homepage and reset the site lang to English) then paste the url into the address bar and change it.aliexpress.com to www.aliexpress.com

bam

>>57983627
I got the redmi, not the note.
Hopefully yours will be fine anon.

>>57983601
Seems like their redmi devices just have shit qc and are all over the place.
>>57982660

Any /csg/ recommended mouse? Both wired and wireless

>>57983727
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/maus/32426082532.html

>>57983654
thx f@m

>>57983727
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/souris/32654183196.html

>>57983816
Goddamnit. I guess I'll have to buy it.

>>57983734
danke

>>57982416
bring me fun stuff under 1 dollar

>>57983734
"""original"""

>>57983943
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

>>57983951
Most stuff is over 3 dollar there.
The best would be even under 50 cents

>>57983956
go buy a butterfinger

>>57983943
http://www.dx.com/gift-ideas/Under5

Ignore the link, it's 0.99 or lower

>>57983133
I think he is talking about two BLU phones senpai.

Xiaomeme is probably better, blu looks a bit cheap and chinky.

>>57984084
dx is so retro but nobody ever mentions it. earliest order i can find is from 2009.

i know their selection is a big funky, prices aren't as good and they don't have as many memes, but they are kinda the OG chink shit place, even before Aliexpress was a thing (shit i remember when Ali first started shilling to the west there was a $20 coupon (no min spend) and I bought a load of fake Sennheiser on-hear headphones

anyone know who owns dx? i was thinking recently they're probably pretty butthurt that gearbest etc have come along and swallowed up the market (based on nothing but my assumption that dx isn't that popular anymore)

who else here is /chinkshithistorian/?

Can someone help me decide my next phone?

Trying to decide between
>LeEco Le 2 pro
>zuk z2
>redmi note 4

What I want from my phone
>decent camera
>At least 5 hours SoT by the end of the day
>not be shitty and die in a month

Coming from a fried LG G3.

Thanks /csg/

>>57984191
I remember dealextreme being mostly Nintendo DS flashcards and lasers, which was cool because that was what I wanted, but after the packet arrived I never really went back

>>57984191
yeah I think I've ordered a bunch of things from there a few years back but then I sorta found out that some other sites are almost always cheaper, banggood for example and now aliexpress is basically my main site and I really don't give a fuck about dx anymore.

Best dashcam?

>>57984191
DX is ogre, they only sell crap from dollar stores, the new big dawgs actually sell the latest tech from China.

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>>57983617

>Ali is stopping tea selling because chinks were selling drugs
>Not one of our tea anons gave us links

>>57984252
>redmi note 4
this isn't the best redmi
Do you prefer battery or performance?

>>57984252
none have decent cameras, suck it up

don't get he note 4

wait for a redmi note 4 pro

I ordered chinkpad caddy in apiexpress at 1/december and not come yet am i chinked?

>>57984285
Best performance possible with at least 5 hours SoT would be nice, since that's my average daily use.

>>57984311
Probably don't bother with a redmi then, you can get >12 hours SOT but they aren't meant to be flagships. Summoning ZUK shills

>>57984309
>xmas
>delayed delivery
>surprise

you've not been around this merrygoround before, have you anon?

>>57984338
What about the LeEco?

Lack of earphone Jack is kinda throwing me off, but if the camera is better than the others I might just get that.

>summoning zuk shills
Kek

>>57984287
>implying that the rmn4p will have a better enough camera to justify the wait.

I played the waiting game with AMD and I'm done. I buy what I want when I want.

>>57984410
It seems to have a Mediatek processor? If so I wouldn't get one

>>57984440
Mediatek isn't really an issue if you're worried about band support. I'm on optus 4g, in aus, so I highly doubt there's any modern chinkphone that won't work for me.

>>57984410
the camera won't be better, but it'll have a snapdragon CPU/type-c/quickcharge etc instead of a gimped mediatek shit

>>57984459
I'm worried about custom ROM support (and performance I guess). No idea about Australia's bands

http://arstechnica.com/security/2016/12/covert-downloaders-found-preinstalled-on-dozens-of-low-cost-android-phone-models/

>Lenovo

Z U K

C
U
C
K

>>57984309
oh gosh no! a 12 day wait! definately chinked!

>>57984479
I doubt I'll deviate from stock rom anon since they're usually best quality.
Usually.

>>57984463
>gimped mediatek shit
You seem extremely biased.

>>57984484
>almost 2017
>crying about botnet in chink phones
Lol

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Magical-board-game-cards-the-Gathering-A-Garden-Board-Game/32639510783.html

>Hasbro somehow has enough influence in fucking CHINA that mtg counterfeiters have to pretend to be selling a different children's game

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>>57984463
There is literally nothing wrong with mediatek devices.

In the end you get what you pay for anon.

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>>57984572
Had my k6000 pro for a week, bought it just for the battery, and I'm extremely happy.

t. Former LG G3 user.
Fuck 1440p screens with shitty 3000mAh and 3 hours SoT!
mtk6753 is so much smoother with a 1080p display than the snapdragon was on 1440p. Anything higher than 1080p is a meme.

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>>57980456
Update on the usb lighter, charged it for a while and it's working just fine. Can't really say anything yet about how long the battery lasts after each charge, and only time will tell how durable this thing is. But as long as I don't need to be charging it up every other day I'm happy with it, especially for little over $1.

Blue led might be a bit cringey when lighting up at a bar or something though.

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>>57984338
I guess I'll just get the zuk z2 then.

Just realised its 5" and suddenly I'm in love.
Why is it so difficult to find other good phones at this size?

>>57984725
Link?

>>57984817
Xiaomi Mi5 tbqh senpaitachi

Chinkshit flash memory sticks worth buying?

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>>57984693
jfc

>>57984817
nice galaxy s2

>>57984817
>Why is it so difficult to find other good phones at this size?
Users who go up in screen size get used to it and rarely downgrade to a smaller screen with their next phone, that's why the general trend has been shifting towards phablets for the last few years.

>>57984857
no

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This

>>57984901
>>57984857

What about 3ds games? I just dug mine out and want something to do with it for comfy winter couch gaming.

Theyll probably be more fun if they shitty bootleg copies as long as they work.

>bought a $1 roll of glow in the dark tape
>Hello sir yes the tape is not adhesive tape this is very good yes
CHINKED

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>>57984969
Or this????

>>57984975
just get one of those pirate SD cards that lets you load your own games on it you mong

>>57984969
>Using imperial distance measurements as currency

>>57984969
>>57984983
yeah

>>57985012
>>57985029
Hang yourself faggot

>>57985171
I wish I had the courage to do that desu

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>>57984693
looks like the cpu in that thing is pretty hungry desu, considering that my xiaomeme mi max can get 10 hours while it has a 4850kmAh battery and a bigger screen.

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>>57985171
>being hungarian

>>57984275
>chinks selling drugs packaged as tea

cant believe i didn't even see that coming

>buying drugs from china, drugs that are already a massive health risk

>>57984975
look up how to install a9lh famalam. maybe buy a shark if you want to buy chinkshit.

>/csg/
>/cock suckers general/
pottery.

>>57985309
*can get = will easily get with normal usage over 2 days.

>>57985377
china is probably a pretty decent place for synthetic drugs desu because all the chemicals are easily available because they are made there.

>inb4 you got that from breaking bad

they really are making meth in chinkland

>>57984823
Here you go
http://s.aliexpress.com/7FVVJZVr

Rock Zircons for $9.86

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/nice-meme/32756943719.html

>>57986063
that's what I paid for them half a year ago

>>57986214
Well too bad, now you're gonna buy them again.

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>>57982577
not a headphone guy but the kz ate S that i bought have felt better than the 20-30 dollar headphone's i've bought in the past. I paid 7 dollars for them including shipping.
Not sure what it is but when i switch between headphones the kz ate have a more "acoustic" type vibe to them. Like the instruments and voice sound like they're on different levels.

idk man, i paid 6-7 bucks and they havent let me down. Plus they stay in this really neat circle when i want to put them in my sweater pocket.

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Cheapest single board computer available on chinksites? Would it be the orange pi zero? Just need a small thing to run a headless server on to do simple shit.

>>57982577
Out of those 3 the ate are by far the best
Xiaomi hybrid 4s are as good or better but have dofferent sound profile
Zircons are like just bass 2bh

>>57986063
I paid $8.17 on Gearbest with good boy points last month

>>57986782
>good boy points
That's cheating.

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I would like to buy this gamepad. What should I expect and did any of you used it.
Helpful replies appreciated.

Any good Dremel alternatives?

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>look for BM-800 mods because the ones posted here are bad
>turns out there's 6 different japanese sound engineers who have made like 30 different mods to the thing
>from fucking custom breadboard ones to part replacements and combinations
picture related, no fucking around with the smallest resistors and not cutting the fucking board

>>57986842
Better buy a used ps3 controller or a FC30 Pro.

>Pay for Hybrid pros on gearbest
>Pay for "express" shipping
>Tracking is broken
>They lowered the price of hybrids by $1 two days after I ordered and refused to refund me the difference despite having a "price protection policy" for 72 hours after purchase
Is there any reason why I SHOULDN'T counter chink and fuck them over by claiming I never received it? It's not like they're some little Ali seller

Ordered a tablet on gearbest on Nov 28, was told that it would be dispatched on 3-5th of Dec and now 14-16th. Paid for expedited delivery on DHL. Have I been tricked?

Am I the only one who really hates the official MAGA hats?
I bought a real one a few months ago and it feels like it's made for someone with a head twice the size of mine
it's snug in the band but it balloons out at the top like you're meant to have trump's haircut for it to fit well
plus it looks stupid

i like the $10 chink bootleg better because it's just a fucking regular fitting snapback

What's the best chink thing to get that will definitely kill me slowly?

>>57987130
Why is this even a question, it would have arrived by now if you hadn't

>>57986063
what makes these so good?

>Gearbest won't ship knives to USA anymore
What's an alternative site that has a good selection of Ganzo/Sanrenmu? Ali doesn't have as much depth of either product lines as GB does.

>>57987204
idk, I'm just wondering if it will arrive at all, I bought it as a Christmas present lol

>>57983014
Just run h2testw and show them the proofs.

>>57984817
just asking for buyers remorse

>>57987230
DHL are great once they actually get the package, like 36 hours HK to delivery in UK

>>57987223

There's an ebay seller cn.knives. Huge selection but massively overpriced, most knives are twice as expensive as on gb.

>>57987212
ikr

>>57987223
You must be at least 18 years old to post on this website.

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>>57982416
Fukui Long Pork Swordo Pang Yeng
-Jak

>>57985309
At least the oukishit user can post the battery stats to back his claim up.
Xiaomi shills have really dropped in quality...

>>57987223
>>57987324
Fasttech is price competitive with GB, bigger selection too.

>>57987302
Yeah, am ordering to UK and hoping they have the stock soon so it can come before Christmas

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>>57987381
Do you want another look at this? It triggered /csg/ pretty hard last time. Proof that an efficient processor is better than a massive battery.

need a gimmick to buy on aliexpress for $5-6 QUICK

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>buy meme phone on gearbest
>they give me enough reward points to buy meme microphone for 10 bucks

feels good

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Do pvc figures have consistent quality?

I don't want to end up with a dozen chinked dead yamchas.

WHICH TEAS ARE THE DRUGS

>>57987481
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Drinh/1462600_32559785742.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Flmets-u6824/32720346570.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cs-go-knife-Combat/32706459008.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/20Clean/32611840611.html

all things that are currently shipping to me

>>57987527
[email protected]

email me if you want the link

>>57987481
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/video-game/32448242846.html

>>57987506
No.

>>57987178
it's for

F L Y O V E R S

>>57987185
metal faucet/tap

>>57987028
link?

>>57987185
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/totally-safe/32585172574.html

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show us what you've wasted your money on lately anon

>>57987853
>275x698

>>57987863
cant your tiny eyes see it?

>>57987082
Keep your foot down and explain the situation again and want the difference paid to your GB Wallet or points.

>>57987082
threaten to mention their shop name in your suicide note

>>57987506
It's a bootleg of a joke figure, it's hard for chinks to get that wrong. I say get it.

>>57987796
This one is the most clear
http://ameblo.jp/shin-aiai/entry-12123022225.html

I'm finding so many sites with so much information, holy shit.
>AMP for 4 bucks out of parts
>in-depth guide of a guy fixing a 6000 USD tablet thrown away by a company for 0.15 USD
>GPU overclocking and going above maximum volt limit by replacing parts and creating loops
japanese have too much free time on their hands, and I'm digging it.

Any opinions on no1 f1 wristband? It's on sale on heartbeat for 21$ which makes it great alternative to miband 2.

>>57983377
sup fellow Cov lad

>>57988129
cmon you sky blues

>>57987506
check the size description, some of them are tiny

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UK-68's are rather interesting. The top two here where purchased in a 5 pack on amazon. On one side they have very nicely printedCree branding, on the other "Ultrafire" with less accurate looking printing. The top two also have a rubber gasket on the screw button assembly. The top two have that rather annoying "cycle" of all three modes.

Meanwhile, the bottom one was off of gearbest. No cree logo, and the Utrafire logo includes the UK-86 designation. On the reverse is a url for ultrafireworld.com. The button screw assembly has no gasket on the threads, and it resets to the greatest brightness after 3 seconds of being off- no annoying mode cycles. If you look closely, the button housing is also a tad thinner/"taller" and the orange push button covering itself rests directly on the switch, while on the top ones there is a small gap and the button sticks out further.

Really makes you think.

>>57988315
Ill add that both are black, the difference between them is just due to my shitty lighting.

I also bought a JJRC H36 for indoor drone shit for a relative, the seal on the box is broken but everything is there and works.

>>57987475
>15 hours
How retarded are you?

>>57988004

link them all senpai you got me interested now

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>>57983943
32 to 50cent entirely braided earbuds
aliexpress.com/item/Original-ZAPET-3-5mm-Headsets-In-Ear-Earphones-Super-Stereo-Earbuds-Noise-Isolating-Ecouteur-With-MIC/32696700526.html

60/89 cent Piston 3 copies (with or without mic)
aliexpress.com/item/3-5mm-Jack-Noise-Isolating-Earphone-Wired-In-Ear-Stereo-Metal-Headset-Piston-Earbuds-Universal-For/32685360739.html

60 cent keychains
aliexpress.com/item/Kawaii-Multi-Choice-Mini-3cm-Totoro-Cat-Etc-Plush-gift-toy-stuffed-plush-string-key-chain/32683931295.html

aliexpress.com/item/1PC-5cm-Cute-Soft-Plush-Pendant-Kids-Doll-Stuffed-And-Plush-Hello-Kitty-Totoro-Donkey-Poo/32584827772.html

Almost but not quite, 1.50 metal puzzles, 2 dollar Pusheens and 2.55 "Sony" earbuds

aliexpress.com/item/Spirit-Of-St-Louis-Aircraft-Puzzle-For-Adult-Boy-3D-Metal-Mini-Qute-Piece-Fun-Kids/32688163406.html

aliexpress.com/item/Tram-3D-Metal-Puzzle-DIY-Assemble-Scale-Model-Transportation-Stainless-Steel-Learning-Education-Toy-Jigsaw-Puzzle/32656011746.html

https://aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-Kawaii-Brinquedos-Pusheen-Cat-Chain-Toys-6-Styles-Cartoon-Soft-Plush-Mini-Doll-Super-Cute/32773257699.html

https://aliexpress.com/item/Cartoon-10CM-Pusheen-Cat-Plush-Toys-Lovely-Animal-Smile-Cat-Plush-Keyring-Key-Chain-Doll/32599297816.html

aliexpress.com/item/Hotselling-3-5mm-Jack-earphones-Super-bass-stereo-headset-Headphone-with-mic-for-iPhone-6-6S/32770572731.html

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>>57988315
>tfw you are the proud owner of one of these amazingly comfy flashlights
>tfw 3€ at gearbest

why do I love torches so much anon

Received my Moland Diary/Calendar thing
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-2018-Cute-Kawaii-Notebook-Cartoon-Molang-Rabbit-Journal-Diary-Planner-Notepad-for-Kids-Gift-Korean/32434570501.html
Has a bit of Korean, but the most important shit is in English. Paper quality isn't top shelf, can see the ink from the other page.
for 5 euro, wasn't too bad.

>>57988586
I am really surprised a company hasn't asked ultrafire to sell custom branded ones for promo details. Companies will buy like utter garbage plastic shit stuffed full of shitty LED's that dont project anything for 4-5$ each just to have promo junk.

>>57984252
Le eco

In terms of camera
Le eco > zuk > redmi

>>57987185
Zuk Z2

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>>57987823
>warming impotence

For any artfags and fountain pen aficionados:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-gifts-crystal-glass-pen-male-birthday-gift-dip-pen/1656495593.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Design-Crystal-Dip-Pen-Glass-Signature-Pen-Business-Gifts-Office-Supplies-Glass-Writing-Pen/32749831706.html
I just got a pen holder and 18 different nibs for calligraphy, so I'm considering one.

Got reminded that being reliant on shitty WiFi is shit so need a USB Ethernet adapter. Can anyone vouch for this one or are there better?

http://www.gearbest.com/usb-accessories/pp_326780.html?wid=21

Are the BM-800 mics on AliExpress the same as the ones you can find on Amazon? The one I am looking at is the Floureon BM-800. I would rather pay a few more dollars if it means I won't have to wait a month for shipping.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mood-Ring/322167952707
Actually a really cool gift.

>>57989463
Yes

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>no more tea from aliexpress

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this thing is comfy as fuck
too bad it took two fucking months to arrive

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/SOP16-to-DIP16-Adapter-Socket-Wide-300mil-SOIC16-DIP16-Socket-sop16-to-dip16-ic-programmer/1331987374.html

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Anyone own a wowstick? How are they?

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>>57989516
does this mean extreme closeout prices in early january?????????????????????????

You guys find any nice watches? I've been looking for one for aesthetic purposes.

>get mad my chinkshit is taking so long to get here
>order more chinkshit to feel better
oh jeez

Anyone bought a chink wireless charging pad?
Do they explode?

>Zuk Z2
>No Micro SD slot
>Costs a lot more than RN3P for a slightly better cpu
why are shills trying to push this shitty meme

>>57989671
No, they are just going to move to another website.

>>57990047
They do it in exchange for money, or so I heard

Tempted to get the new meme scooter

>>57990047
It's a budget alternative to the Mi5, with obvious cuts in terms of features and quality to make the price. I wouldn't directly compare it to the N3P, the difference in screen size puts them into two different categories.

>>57989576
Have you used any others in the past?

Also, nice pic.

>>57990047
>zuk z2
>better than a mi5
>cheaper than a mi5
I wonder why?

It's like a mi5 that's $10 more than a redmi note 3 pro prime.

Working on the new thread.

Be back in a minute.

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>>57990047
>costs a lot more
Obviously xiaomi isn't paying you enough if you consider this difference to be "a lot"

>>57990523
i've used a tonne of clips, never played with a DIP8 programmer before though

this one is for a smaller form factor
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Programmer-Testing-Clip-SOP16-SOP-SOIC-16-SOIC16-Pin-IC-Test-Clamp-with-cable/32412791813.html

>>57990659
The zuk is a little cheaper now.

Oh wait, by the xiaomi shills standards, I meant A LOT cheaper :^)

http://s.aliexpress.com/bqYbuEfy

>>57990047
Shill

>>57990698
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/redmeme/342812_32597684693.html

Actually priced the same as RNP on Top One, though you can find it cheaper if you search trough less reputable stores like you did.

>>57990659
>australian meme dollars
kys

>>57990663

How did you know that that is exactly what I need? I didn't even know I needed that until you showed me that. Are you god?

>>57987570

Sent an email

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>>57990643
Fuck off

>>57990994
No (you)

>>57990948
with love, dearie :^)

>>57990047
It's literally just one disgruntled Australian shitposter. hes shills oukitel too and makes up stories about his dead Redmi 3.

>>57987570
Thanks for cockli based VC

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>>57988527
>32 to 50cent entirely braided earbuds
>Shipping: US $1.08 to United States via China Post Ordinary Small Packet Plus

>>57991195
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Item/32772342145.html

>>57985012
kek

>>57982690
the irony
>ordered

>>57991633
Aside from HDSE, what wireless IEMs are the current meme?

>1. Refund on GB Wallet
>We can refund you on your Wallet (store credit) and exceptionally reward you with extra points(e.g. If your refund is 1USD = 2 points ,3USD =3*2 points => get 6 points etc)

Is this worth it if I plan to buy more stuff on Gearbest vs regular refund?

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>>57991772
Didn't mean to reply lol

>>57991772
Bluedio N2
Mpow cheetah / antelope

>>57991782
there is a serpentine taking unwelcome residence within that footwear

I always see this thread but never post

Are you guys generally happy with the quality of stuff you get? Does chink shit break within the first week of using it?

>>57991867
>Are you guys generally happy with the quality of stuff you get?
absolutely
>Does chink shit break within the first week of using it?
1/10 chance, and that's a high estimate

>>57991867
Stuff that's popular and well known / lots of orders has always been above average quality, as in better than what's local while a fraction of the price. Probably ordered 40 things, no issues with anything besides phones coming with malware that's easily fixed.

When you journey into the unknown that's when you often get chinked.

>>57991867
dont buy less than $7 watches

>>57991867
>Are you guys generally happy with the quality of stuff you get?
Not really. I don't have high expectations so I rarely get disappointed.

DOA's are usually the ones that irks me

>>57991867
join us

>>57991867
Yes.

Often buy shit which normies pay 10x the amount for.

Why spend $20 on ear phones when you can buy them for >$2 for the same sound, if not better?

They generally break within a few months, but are you going to complain about $2?

>>57991978
yeah, im tempted. What's been your guys' best find or deal?

>>57992122
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_193557.html amazing semi-pro mic quality when coupled with https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Stereo/1848554871.html

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_308843.html great all-around phone for 1/3 the price of mainstream competitors

aliexpress website appears to be shitting itself so I can't load my orders right now

check the sticky/wiki and sticky infographic

>like 10 different chink earbuds
>no idea which ones to get
FUCK

>>57992190
Xiaomi dual or triple drivers

>>57986634

I was looking into this a bit. And the last thread had a discussion. But to me the price difference between the Raspberry and the Orange is so small, but the software support is better for the Raspberry, that I would go with the Raspberry.

But anon got the Orange running, so that's good. And then there's the Banana pi. But nobody mentions that.

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>>57992190
>doesn't know that the answer is always Xiaomi

>>57992190
KZ ATE

>>57988705

Maybe someone has. That would be a good use. The criminal part is when companies get rebranded chink flashlights and hike up the price ten times and then sell them as unique products. Case in example: valostore.com

>>57992122
$1 underwear

Mi underwear

>>57992190
I've owned the KZ ATE, KZ ED12, KQZ ZS1 (I think it's ZS1, I cant remember) and Moxpad X6s.

The Moxpad with flange tips are the most comfortable and sound the most neutral. ZS1 and ATE are too bass heavy. ED12 is less bassy than the other two, but still too much bass.

The 3 dollar EIAOSU or whatever were okay, I suppose, but wouldnt really go out of my way to recommend. For 3 bucks though, why not try it.

>>57992353
QKZ, sorry, derp

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Who else hyped? New Xiaomeme scooter

>>57992190
thats the beauty of chinkbuds
you buy all 10 and see which one you prefer

>>57992392
looks beautiful but could easily be stolen by niggers

>>57992392
everyone here is old enough to drive a car,son

>>57992410
xiaomi car when

>>57992392
will it explode like "hover" boards?

>>57991867
>Are you guys generally happy with the quality of stuff you get?

Considering the price, yes.

>Does chink shit break within the first week of using it?

Depends, really. Buying from a reputable seller will lessen the risk of getting a lemon, but there's always a risk. Hell, buying actual brand name products presents the same risk, the only thing that saves it is local warranty.

I've had a 2 dollar MP3 player for the last 2 years and it's still working. I've bought a cheap (50-100 dollar) phone that is slower than a Casio Cassiopeia after 6 months.

>>57992410
lmao yeah buddy

has anyone here ever had their credit card number stolen or had any false charges made on their card?

I'm tempted to look into a new monitor, but I don't want to get something that is going to be a brick in a month

Why the fuck do packages sit at SHENZEN EMS?
Why are there literally no writeups on the actual fucking mailing process from Chinese manufacturers for exports to the US? My curiosity, not my impatience, is fucking killing me, and I want to know why it just SITS there.

>>57992498
I'm paranoid like you as well. So I buy those Visa gift cards, put some money on it, and I buy chink shit with that.

That way if the info does get compromised, it doesn't matter. My name isn't attached to the gift card, and it's not linked to my bank account, so worst case scenario they might steal $20 until the card runs out of money and becomes absolutely worthless.

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Is there such a thing as a chink soldering practice station?

>>57992545

Load planning.

If your freight is low priority it's going to sit until it comes up as the right tetris piece for the can.

>>57982690
I cant fucking believe people in my country are so fucking stupid
why on earth would anyone vote for this asshole? literally voting for the corporate businessman who only cares about his own money

Has anyone tried Aliexpress' trial products system?
Something about a lotto drawing and buying the product to review it or something?

>>57992711
Fucking really? That's insane. So it has 'whenever you can' stapled onto it, and a human decides when it goes on?
What the fuck, yo?
Also, does it get put on a BOAT? How long does a boat take to get across the ocean these days?

>>57992753
You mean his parents' money.

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>>57992753

Go back to your cuckshed, fucktard.

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What else should I get?

>>57992765

Depends on the service used.

If it's low-priority air it'll get left behind if the loaders
a) Run out of space in the cargo canisters loading priority freight
b) Can't find a proper size crevice for it amidst the priority freight (and non-priority that did fit)
c) Just plain run the out of time (manpower, weather closing the flight window, etc) and the plane has to leave right the fuck now
Theoretically low-priority air cargo can be held back indefinitely if it keeps getting unlucky over and over again.

If it's going by sea they accumulate the freight until they can actually fill the boat going to that port, so it only leaves once it's full. If your shit is first manifested it could sit for weeks. If it's last it could leave that same day.

>>57992865
Are ePackets air or sea? How do I ensure it's not sea-bound?

>>57992711
So that's why my dildo shaped packages always come late...

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Got three knives from Gearbest today.

Top one is the G727M (Ontario RAT1 clone), claims to be 440C steel and it might actually be. Blade came with a nasty burr that took a lot of work to take care of.The lock is solid and positive and the blade doesn't have any play. It's well centered when closed and everything is nice and tight. Jimping isn't very prominent.

Orange one is the G730 (some kind of Spyderco clone), also claims to be 440C steel. Blade came sharpish and with no burr. Handle feels cheap but it's nice in the hand. Liner lock that engages really nice, good snap and easy to operate. Jimping is low relief but the angle of the blade at the handle makes it work.

Bottom one is the Sanrenmu 7010 (Sebenza clone). Steel unknown but likely 8Cr13MoV or some other kinda cheap chink steel. It's awful small even in my girly little hands. Came dull as shit and took some work to reprofile. Frame lock feels all right, but this one is definitely the loosest of the three. Still stays tight with only a tiny tiny bit of play. The opening studs on the blade stick out a little too far.

I'm gay.

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>>57992906
rip Gearbest knives

>>57992753
For the memes my man, plus i've never felt the president made a direct impact on me.

>>57992875
ePacket is by air, with tracking. It's like a cheaper EMS. Tracking doesnt really update though; just dispatched, arrive at destination country and delivered. But at least it still has that.

>>57992906
>tfw my Sanrenmu was confiscated by German Airport security while I was going to the US

REEEEEEEE

>>57992875
Small packages are by air nowadays. It takes long because your item is basically in a queue

>>57992915
Yeah I am Canadian so I think there's no issue shipping them to me. They only took 21 days to get here in Northern BC so I'm happy.

>>57992923
My ePacket updated that it was received by EMS--what the fuck does EMS stand for? That was why I was curious in the first place. How interesting. Where did you learn what you know about their logistics?

>>57992875

ePacket is air but they load it like sea freight, so they fill a can before loading it on a plane to a port of entry in your country. This will be a major postal hub, where the freight gets "injected" into the local postal system.

They bust open the can and sort all the freight inside to the proper postal destinations and deliver it like they would any mail.

Not sure about every country but in the US at this point it becomes a First Class Mail shipment and proceeds from there.

>>57988004
>http://ameblo.jp/shin-aiai/entry-12123022225.html
Useless if you need to change the capsule, try finding it without a retarded shipping price.

>>57992967
How does this not become a nightmare for the other countries it is going to? Is it really all about the ONE PORT to ONE PORT bullshit? Especially with a plane--they do not let the planes fly further inland?

>>57992771
Stfu it was just a small insignificant loan of a million dollars

>>57992989

Port of entry in terms of importation doesn't necessarily mean a sea port. Cincinnati is the biggest one in the US and it's pretty fucking far inland. In fact I'd bet dollars to donuts that's where your ePackets land.

So I've got a pair of camo clothes that have been stuck in customs in November 17th. I got the seller to extend buyer protection so I'm pretty sure I'm not being Chinked but I don't know what to do if they are still sitting there in a few weeks.

Should I start getting in contact with Aliexpress support to see what's going on?

>>57993024
That's so weird, but interesting. What a neat world--logistics, that is.

So is the eiaosi x6 actually decent ?
How does it compare to the kd edr2, rock zircons, or xiaomi pistons?

>>57992928
Anon are you actually retarded? Put your shit in hold luggage and it's fine.

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>>57988004
Well thanks to the shitty google translate I finally understood why the BM-800 microphone is wrongly wired to the XLR connector. Shit it's the workaround the chinks did to plugs this mics to 3.5mm jacks and make it work, fucking genius.

If someone that can read moon translates that guy work I will love him long time, sucky, sucky.

>>57992964

It's a UN-operated cooperative. The exact implementation of the service can vary but in most countries it's an extension of the local postal service.

The cooperative agreement does require that EMS members maintain a certain level of service, so in some cases they may hand off to private couriers in order to meet those requirements instead of using postal channels. eg: if you ship EMS from say Malaysia to Canada, they may send it there through DHL Express and you'll get one of those mustard-clad faggots at your door instead of the postman.

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>tfw the Xiaomi Redmi 4/A/Pro/Prime is the last Xiaomi phone before they go bankrupt

>>57993029

There's really no other way to do it efficiently and keep costs down. Shipping is expensive.

>>57993164
Every industry says "x is expensive," and then they still pay their executives hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. They make plenty of money.

>>57992928
wtf i love germanistan now

>>57993193
Without executives a company wouldn't function. They deserve to be paid that much.

>MIUI
>can't add contacts without creating a botnet xiaomeme account

CHINK'D

>>57993193
No matter how the cost breaks down, when you're paying X amount of money to fly a canister from China to the US you know they're damn well going to make sure they get their money's worth in that thing.

>>57993250
>he has contacts
Fucking normie get >>>/out/

>>57992814
VE MONKS YOU FUCKING PLEBEIAN

>>57993270
can't add ur mom without an account

>>57992753
>appointing the CEO of fucking Carl's jr as secretary of labor
wagies that voted for him are beyond delusional

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>>57980139
I saw a niche on the darknet.
I was bored and thought I'd have a bit of fun, so I bought 10 bars of fake gold on ali.
Don't remember what it cost, less than $20 all up.
I went on AlphaBay and made a listing, eventually making one sale and almost making another but cancelling it because they fucked the address up.
Got back all my money and then some.
Kek.
Fun experiment

>>57992788
quality stank face right there

>>57992410
Yeah but few have enough money

>>57992753
Well look at their choices. They had the choice between an asshole and a lying, murderous, corrupt bribe taker.
There were two bad choices and they picked a bad choice.

>>57992753
and he won lol

>>57982577
You are so far behind the fucking curve.
It is about the Vivo XE-800s and VJJB K4S now.

Tennmak Piano if you are into bass.

>>57993494
>a lying, murderous, corrupt bribe taker.
Those are all lies, shes nothing like that
you're just too intimidated to have a woman president

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Original Xiaomi Hybrid Earphones, how low can it go?
Any chance seeing it sold for under 15 euros (without coupons or points)?

>>57989661

Asked about them on 11.11, other anons claimed it wouldn't be powerful enough to actually be useful.

Checked some youtube reviews and I'd say they are right, most of the time you will have to manually unscrew stuff until it becomes loose and then finish it off in "automatic" mode. Pretty pointless.

>>57992707
There is

But I don't know what it's called

>>57993028
contact customs

>>57993592
The claims against are overexgerrated sure, but she did have a sketchy past. That's not to say Trump wasn't the bigger fucking scumbag piece of trash...but I digress.

Anyway can you faggots please stop derailing our chink shit thread.
>>>/pol/

>>57988109
OK, just ordered it. Do you think that I've fucked up not getting xiaomi or it's the same chink shit anyway?

>>57993592
The clinton foundation's income is fundamentally based on bribes.
Think about it; the clintons were taking so many bribes that they had to set up a trust fund to fucking handle them all.

>>57993730
Hillary's husband was responsible for NAFTA and making america shit in the first place. Why would he willingly do that?
Well there's a lot of chinese money in the clinton foundation thanks to his removal of chinese tariffs and the removal of regulations against offshoring production.

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XIAOMI BTFO

>>57994156
What is this?

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Something happened for my KingDian.

>>57994190
Zuk z2 vs mi 5 speed test

Will I regret buying a Redmi 4 Pro? Is MIUI good chink shit or bad chink shit?

>>57994362
Yes, you will regret missing out on the superior ZUK Z2.

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New wifi extender double the range of the old one for 7$.

Redmi 4 Prime or 3S?

The 3S has better battery life despite the 4 having a more efficient SOC? What ?

>>57982416
Just saw this in the other /csg/ thread >>57994388
add it to the news for it amuses me

I'm about to fall for the Zuk shilling and memes.

How do I make sure I don't have a vendor ROM?

>>57994527
by getting a xiaomi instead and flashing CM

>>57994527
http://zukfans.eu/

>>57994551
CM isn't available for the Redmi 4 Prime

>>57994473
Basically Anything with Snapdragon 800/820+,3GB+ RAM and 32 GB ROM

Some Alternatives to the Zuk/Redmeme:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/IUNI-U3-3GB-RAM-5-5-2560x1440-Full-HD-Snapdragon-801-32GB-ROM-13MP-4G-FDD/32738480506.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-360-QIKU-Ultimate-Snapdragon-808-CPU-3GB-RAM-32GB-ROM-6-0-Inch-1920-1080/32507328135.html

any new info on note 4 pro ?

>>57987212
The NigBass.