>>57981651
LOL
what happened to "not ready for months, my dad is jony ives' personal penis assistant and says they only have 15 minutes of battery life"
/g/ proven wrong yet again.
They literally look like smurf hair dryers lmao.
>>57981666
what?
/g/ completely dead wrong? yet again?
say it ain't so!
>>57981676
glad to see nothing ever changes in this shithole
>>57981687
we had like ten threads with redditors responding to their own posts for screencapping and submitting to /r/4chan for karma saying "15 minutes lawl, I literally can't even believe it zomg!"
>>57981666
penis?
>>57981706
yes Jony has a assistant whose responsible for the overall comfort of his penis, climate control, moisturization, etc.
>>57981705
Apple hating is just as much a circlejerk as applefagging, Reddit is the best place for that
>>57981723
i am that guy, ama.
dude they're NEVER getting those airpods ready for sale dude, only fifteen minutes of battery life i heard from my dad's friend's cousin's wife's son.
>>57981882
did he adapt to america and get circumcised?
>>57982009
of course, because, you know, "less is more".
>in stock right now
>4-weeks
>>57982089
>$159
they're insane.
>>57982089
oh shit, well they were in stock before the massive demand cut into the supply
point was that the daily circlejerking regarding them not being ready for a long time was dead wrong, as usual here on /g/.
>>57982089
They must be really amazing to sell out so fast considering they only get fifteen minutes of battery life, unless that was just a lie and /g/ is just a bunch of poverty level dwelling liars who never go outside.
>>57982082
clean lines
form follows the function
>>57982101
they'll sell like hotcakes
>>57982157
but they're not even ready
I see a class action lawsuit in their future
>muh promised before xmas
Thanks for alerting me, OP.
Definitely getting them with a matching chastity cage.
>Apple releases a new product
>the poor get poorer
>>57982089
There is nothing on this planet 4 weeks away.
It's actually a genius marketing ploy. Hold out saying that they'll be ready in the 'coming weeks'. News websites start putting out articles on the headsets proclaiming that they've made a mistake. Apple then puts these bad boys on there website available to 'buy', when really it's just a glorified preorder. People will flock to these as if you buy now they'll be delivered 3 days before Christmas.
>$159 for tinny trash sounding ipod earbuds
absolutely retarded
>>57982009
What's with this America and circumcision meme?
>>57982852
I don't know why, but this post is very poetic.
Shill
>>57983569
>>57983101
Google shills already being this desperate
>>57983149
America is run by Jews.
I wonder what Americans would say if they found out Muslims circumcise too.
Jews, Muslims and Americans, a great group to be part of!
>>57982089
>159$
For that money I can buy a nice little laptop.
>>57982089
>160USD + tax for Apple quality wireless headphones
No thanks
>>57981651
christ $160? how long do they even last battery wise?
>>57981651
No one else cares. Fuck off shill.
>>57983610
Im Gay: The Post
>>57981651
>will get lost easily due to how small it is
>probably has shit battery life due to how small it is
>probably can't open it up and replace the battery, so you're limited on charges
>shoddy bluetooth connection
>literally the size of a stick of gum
Am I missing anything?
$160 for this, and retards will actually buy it. Not just one pair, but multiple.
>4-week shipping
This is a preorder.
>>57984599
>Im Gay
Your secret is safe with us.
>>57981651
>ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY NINE AMERICAN DOLLARS
Jesus Christ. I paid that much for my Memepad.
Worst part is that they will probably sell like beer on St. Patrick's. Even funnier is the fact that a pair of $25 PortaPro sound better than these "AirPods".
Can't wait to read about people losing them.
Guys I just saw this on eBay.
I'm fucking dying.
8/10
>>57981867
>Reddit is the best place for neverending circlejerking
after all, it's a place for tripfags that can use a like button.
>>57981651
good luck when you loose one and buy a replacement and you have different battery life times
a fucking dental floss case
>>57982852
Correct Apple factories own 200k chink slaves. If they were ready for production they could have them shipping out in hours.
>>57982089
$159.00
>>57988033
>and buy a replacement
>implying apple will let you use unpaired airpods
>wait a year
>chinks will have perfected the wireless wireless earphone meme
I bet I can get some Airru Poddu for $20 within the next 2 years.
>>57981651
Airbuds have always been superior
>>57988182
i read somewhere that replacements would be available
>>57981651
The thing is you need iOS 10 to run these. No jailbreak exits for IOS 10. Into the trash it goes. Also my $10 Phillps SHE3590 will just shit all over them in terms of sound quality.
so what do they use? apt-x? own standard? it's not a2dp
>>57988298
Philips SHE3500BL/00 are the worst phones I've ever owned
>>57982089
BUY BUY BUY SELL FOR TRIPLE ON EBAY
>>57988417
>give product number
>imply different product number is the same shit
It must hurt to live being (You)
This going to be so funny :D
All those smug hipsters walking around with sticks in their ears 8-D
>>57988606
You just know anybody you see wearing these within 24 hours of launch is a gigantic narcissistic faggot.
i am actually kind of scared. My best friend has the jet black iphone 7
>>57988606
Being radiated by magnetic waves that cause Cancer.
Long live wifi and bluetooth !!
>>57981651
>iQ-tips
>>57991190
>>57991190
>t. mactoddler
>>57991190
>costs around quarter of the phone's MSRP
expensive meem