How the FUCK does /g/ make money?

>>57961033
wear thigh high socks and camwhore

NEET

I can survive with $5 a week.

>>57961066
Teach us anon. I can only go as low as 20/week

>>57961033
I work full time, 5 days a week, then come home and load up /g/, /int/, /diy/, facebook, steam, and origin on my pc.

NEET
i survive off about 40 bucks a day but 3/4 of it goes toward bills

>>57961033
Slangin crack out of my parents' house

>>57961033
40 hours a week and no more. I set that limit because I go crazy with the hours and can easily exceed 60 but I'll end up burning out a few months down the line.

>>57961077
Cereal + milk erryday

$5 is enough for two boxes of cereal and enough milk, at least over here.

>>57961127
What about protein?

>>57961137
I eat my semen.

autism bux

>>57961137
Well add a couple of bucks then.

I only said survive, not survive with a balanced diet.

>>57961033
Selling my used panties to virgins online desu.

>>57961146
But you lost those protein first, and your digest system won't convert them 100%, so you still lost a good portion of protein.

>>57961137
Eggs

Certified shitposter with mention in Gentoo and Solus installation.

>>57961033
wagecuck, well i don't think it counts as wagecucking if i lick cock all day and get paid for pretending to be female (i love ass-to-mouth)

>>57961167
You are literally killing yourself.
That's not surviving.
Anyway, the cheapest way of getting protein is most likely beans.

>>57961033
Get neetbux because I'm going to university, 200 every fortnight while I live with my parents is enough to pay for fuel and a bit of tech.

Helicopter Airframe/Hydraulics mechanic

>Been on 4chan for ~8 years
>Didn't actually take the NEET meme seriously
>80% of the responses are from NEETs

Holy shit, I thought we were all roleplaying as autistic NEETs. What fresh hell have I walked into?

kfc

design fucking houses

Teaching computer science at a bachelor academy

Sell garbage off craigslist, work nightly at different chains cleaning. My 1 meal a day is 2 cans of spaghetti hoops with 1 can of beans and sometimes 1 hot dog (1950 calorie meal for under 2 dollars). I live with parents and I pay some of the bill so they don't treat me like a NEET.

i make clickbait compilations for youtube

the botnet pays well

>>57961424
What's your monthly average? I've got a few months off and would love to put my shitty video editing skills to use.

I live under your bed, anon.

>>57961033
Renting industrial space plus some flats. no free time to talk about but I can sleep in anytime I want.

>>57961439
depends how many i pump out, but its about 18 - 20k per month

i get bux from the govt for being mentally ill

>>57961464
are u a """girl""" too?

File: 1477125467842.png (461KB, 1059x962px) Image search: [Google]

461KB, 1059x962px

>>57961464
I stayed at an asylum for 2 months and I don't have neetbux because there aren't any to be had in my country.

>>57961468
sometimes, im the only one who knows it tho, it has nothing to do with my income

>>57961464
You speak for most of /g/

>>57961490
Any pics of when you are a ""girl""?

File: 0d3574cc.jpg (1MB, 1273x1800px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1273x1800px

>>57961511
yeah this is me and my gf at the pool

Wagecuck doing financial analysis for hedge funds

File: LMG.jpg (86KB, 791x584px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 791x584px

>Yogurtland Assistant Manager.

Bam. Pic related, it's me on payday.

>>57961462
Views? And how does that translate into money?

>>57961567
no, money

views is over 1 mill on each video

>>57961588

elaborate

>>57961597
You make a 10 minute long shitty video with a clickbait title and thumbnail with the max amount of adds in it. If you get one million views you earn 2000$

If you're really jewish you could buy views and likes and give your videos even more attention, earning you more cash

>>57961309

Can you draw a dark three story mansion having its way with a little white painted toolshed?

>>57961639
Gonna need to see some youtube video analytics from you, otherwise I'm going to assume you're just roleyplaying.

>>57961639

Fucking snazzy.

File: 1R1V12F.jpg (79KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 645x773px

>>57961464
>tfw am pretty sure I have borderline personality disorder or at least bipolar disorder (mom and her dad have it)
>tfw too scared to go to my uni's psychiatrist

>>57961540
This anime is a fucking bullshit. Fake drama at /a/.

>>57961682
>borderline personality disorder
yo that's what i have
just go to a normal doctor and say you're depressed or anxious, it's easier than saying ur personality is shit and will lead to the same outcome eventually
that said it's probably better if you're straight up about it. i went two years pretending i knew nothing about bpd before i finally pulled together some courage and asked what my diagnosis was

>>57961878
u mean real drama

it's real life where all the fake drama happens
everyone pretending everything means nothing like damn it disgusts me

>>57961643
no

>>57961033
half NEET half private tutor (math). i also live with my mommy

>>57961294
normie

File: 45362229_p11_master1200.jpg (124KB, 450x600px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 450x600px

>>57961033
Reverse engineering softwares for a data analysis company
Not what I wanted to be when I was a kid but it pays the bills and let me pursue my autistic hobbies

>>57962033
Do you have any examples of software you've reverse engineered? Sounds pretty comfy desu.

>>57961209
Living is not necessary.

File: 1437113568754.jpg (22KB, 272x196px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 272x196px

>>57962060
Sure anon but its mostly softwares that are used in stock market or scientific calculation of data in research centers but I had some apps/softwares that were publicly available and kinda famous
Feedly (that android news app)
Maple (math package)
Parts of Ch programming language
A huge chunk of JMP and some parts of GAUSS
And you're damn right, the job and my office is top comfy desu

I commit Fitbit fraud.

>itt everyone here is sick and fucking suck

>>57961214
>NEET
>Going to university
Something doesn't add up here...

>>57962236
if ur not /g/ ur reddit and u need to go back

I'm a barista atm. It pays the rent and bills and I get free food from work. I gave up trying to get into the industry after living the poor student life for year and couldn't go on like that anymore.

Write Php for a living

who "just waiting for relatives to die so I can inherit their house" here?

A friend of mine is living that life right now, so fucking envious. Has a house all to himself, just rents out a single room to pay for utilities, and gets to be a neet living in his own house.

>>57961180
i eat other dudes semen

>>57961033
Sucking cocks for a living.

>>57961033
>How the FUCK does /g/ make money?
I work as a PhD candidate. I used to work in the industry, but got bored AF.

>>57961547
Oompa loompa doopaty too...

>>57961547
>earrings
>eyebrow piercing
>dungarees
>neon/cyan hair colour
>logo on t-shirt for some random tv-show using red text on yellow background in the logo
>spiked hair with excessive use of hair gel
>bright green paint on walls
>"we are the world" environmentalism poster
>thicccc as fuck television

I sometimes forget how horrible the 90s used to be

I'm just working 5 days a week, from 8am to 4pm.

>>57961033
Programming. I make $100k/year and just switched from renting to owning. Now I'm saving really fast and living in a house I own.

>>57962245
I don't actually go, I just said that I do to get bux.

I sell vegan cakes

I read some time ago that some anon rents out a server that hosts minecraft. Apparently pretty lucrative.

>>57962755

Continue?

>>57962795
He rents a server, puts minecraft on it. Probably has it decked out with a bunch of server rules and mods etc. Then he advertises it somewhere and sells a monthly subscription or someshit to rich autistic children.

This was a couple of years ago at least so I don't know if kids still play minecraft or are willing to play on multiplayer servers. But I remember this being his response to a thread, similar to this one, titled "how do you NEETs afford your lifestyle of buying high end pc components" or something along those lines

>>57962795
>>57962839
If minecraft isn't flavour of the month anymore, just go on youtube or /vg/ and see whats the new shitty beta access, "work in progress", full price game that everyone is playing.

I think Rust had some updates in the past year that made it not terribly dogshit

Teach English online to chinese kids on skype. $20 for 45 minutes. I'm saving to buy a shitty apartment in Poland. 2 years to go until I only have to work 10 hours a week.

>tfw the wagecuck life is ass

How the fuck do I solo this shit?

File: 1480221944086.jpg (67KB, 910x644px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 910x644px

>>57962379
Also have a buddy like that
Sometimes I envy him alot, but we are both 24, and I have my own flat and a job/side hustle that pays my bills and allows me to buy what I want (within reason). It just seems nice to work a part time because your bills are almost nothing.

However

>literally no social skills
>literally no networking abilities
>literally no real friends
>literally nothing to fall back on
And of course
>literally EVER living with your parents past 18


Pic unrelated

>>57962839
>>57962885

Thanks anon, might have some potential in this probably just a sliver or a niche.

>>57962921
You dont have to know chinese or something?

>>57963071
>Pic unrelated
But the pic is the only reason I looked at your post.

How much does selling android apps on the play store pay?
I've been thinking of trying it.

I work full time out of college at 75k a year

I'm a concierge in some hotel and I lie to tourists in order to get dank commissions.

NOC technician at local ISP

>>57962628
Just interested,what kind of programming do you do?

File: 1480114497277trash.jpg (25KB, 480x724px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 480x724px

>>57961103
Shit, third world countries do suck. I work full time to get less than what you spend while doing nothing

>>57961033
search engine evaluator

>>57961033
happen to own a flat in Moscow that I rent
is like 800€ a month which is not fucking enough at all in ultra expensive germoney

bike messenger. shit is dangerous

>>57961294
No it was just autistic neets here then normies started showing up pretending

>>57961424
Botnet? please explain

File: perfect_3.jpg (255KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 800x800px

Healthcare IT.

Hoping to pass my RHCSA this summer and then graduate the next summer.

Then hopefully work as a Linux admin at my state's supercomputing center.

I work for a company in the field of geographic information systems

>>57962193
Other anon here.
I'm on my first year of cs and want to eventually get into RE.
Any tips you could share, please?

>>57961209
Living is killing you anyways

i met this guy in IRC during my first year of uni.. he needed a dev and i've been programming since middle school so i figured i could help him out

he was a total asshole who ended up exit scamming but i did meet some friends in my time working for/with him

a couple years later i ended up getting kicked out of uni for poor grades, and around the same time one of my friends from the previous job asked me if i wanted to help out with another, similar job he had, so i figured i may as well take some time to work before trying to increase my GPA to get back into school

spent the next 8 months writing a website, we ended up making over a million USD (the industry is a bit grey-area and very, very profitable if you know what you're doing)

i only got 10% of the profits, and they sacked me and took my code when i asked for more, so here i am re-applying to university with an extra 100k in my pocket.

feels like it all just fell on my lap, i guess i'm pretty lucky

>>57962339
that's no way to live

>>57961033
IT support 2200€/month
Salary is pretty good considering i dont really do alot of work.

>>57963813
moderately jelly. what industry?

Got lucky with Bitcoin and living off savings
It will last for another 6 months or so

>>57961033
hosting/editing online courses for accountants and auditors.
Pretty fuckign boring

>>57961033
Linux sysadmin. Life is good.

>>57963832
Dude, where are you based? I did IT support before starting as a sysadmin, not for a uni, but for a uni's research center, and I was so badly paid I was stressing and getting depressed about it.

Work 40hr a week in a weird job where they asked for, and hired me for 'programming skills' but I actually spend all day marking up and drilling holes in enclosures.

Would love to use my tech skills to live free and make money but I just don't know how

>>57963835
csgo gambling

Hacking the DNC for President Putin.

>>57961294
it's called irony dude

Sucking nigger dick until i can be sys admin too (its never gonna happen)

>>57964005
helpdesk?

>>57964005
I thought it wouldn't happen for me, and it did. Just be on the lookout for opportunities, yours will show up.

>>57961294
What's your beef with neets? I don't give a damn, I work a nice job that I like and have a comfortable life. I'm not rich, but I have my fair share of earthly belongings. If some dude is okay with living with bare minimum and degrading himself to get a couple of bucks in order to survive, why would I care? I'd rather have my taxes pay those poor sons of bitches sad lives.

>>57961137
go back to /fit/ handsomeboi

>>57961033
fulltime job programming

burgerstan college neets btfo

Ful time real estate investor. I'm still new. I have 5 properties under some form of contract I'm due to make money on currently. Either listed with my partner, or just assignable purchase contracts. I have to make ~50k this month because my partners had me set a goal and are really pushing me to hit it

>>57963136
Unless ebin popular, u get nothing
t. Android programmer

No social life I just spend money on electronics and PC parts

>>57964164
>Professional snake oil seller
I know you're doing what have to live and all, but I just hate "jobs" that rely on financial speculation, for me that's the lowest of the low.
Sorry for being so frontal, you're probably a nice person.

MOC/NOC for data center. €4k / month. 4 days of work, 6 days off.

>>57964289
a lot of people think this way, but if you could make good money sitting on your ass and trading properties you'd do the same.

difference is, you can't, can you?

File: IMG_20161130_105239028.jpg (4MB, 5248x2952px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 5248x2952px

>>57964289
Why is it low for you, anon? Real estate is very lucrative.
Pic relate, my business partner in his new M4

I don't have one, I would really like one. I get a few bucks selling random things on Ebay or Craigslist.

Fuck, I have thought about selling Drugs even.

>>57964327
wasting money on a bmw
>no wonder is lucrative

>>57964345
if you live in the US and have a smartphone email me misterserver at gmail dot com
i'm
>>57963703
My job pays 13.50/hr and they're always hiring and it's relatively easy work if you have attention to detail.

>>57964365
He's the one who never spends his money. He would still be using his work car if he didn't have this. After his down payment he's got 100k liquid anyway

I suck dicks. Mache alles

Professional soccer player
Earning about US$ 15,000.00/month, not considering image rights and gifts from sponsors. And end-of-the-year bonuses

>>57964546
how much does it sux to be on the move nearly all of the year ?

Dentist. Suffer full time from inferiority complex to so called "real" doctors.

>>57963733
Then ffs go and use all that Sozialhilfe that is available to pisspoor people. Flat, basic appliances, internet access, food and Land-wide communication. It's like you live in Bavaria or, gods forbid, Hamburg.

>>57961033
I work 6 days a week, But I make £600-£900 ($760- $1139)doing so.
Sometimes its hard work other times like today I spent sat browsing the net.
All I do is run a flooring shop and go out fitting

>>57961033

"researcher wage" (dunno what it's called in english) doing a PhD. Bretty nice money considering I get to do what I love and develop my problem solving skills

>>57964371
>Email me
Why?

>>57964642
Sounds fucking easy. What job is it?

daddies money.

>>57964644
in the uk we have 'stipends'. normally £14k, tax free

still pisspoor money

>>57964658
I've been banned for posting the job signup link before since the mods are anal and lazy and assume it's referral shit.

>>57964304
Only if I had no other choice. I would curse my life every day if I had to sell my soul like that.
But I have to give you that not everyone was born with scruples.

can anyone give me a guide to getting neetbux in australia

>>57964327
Prostituting yourself can also be very lucrative, would you do it?

Financial speculation is on the same level for me, it's a different form of prostitution.

>>57964671
If im out I fit carpet and all types of flooring to domestic and commercial places.
Otherwise im sat in the shop doing emails and making sales. Thing is im on my own so I can literally do as little or as much as I like.
Downside is its retail so Saturday opening. I could get someone in to cover but like I say its easy money

>>57964674

here it's 460.000kr per year before tax (so deduct 40%), with 1£ roughly worth 10kr. I only get half though because I'm on an integrated program where I'm 50% PhD student and 50% regular student until I'm done with my msc.

Bretty nice to live in norway :--DDd

File: 7f50eff9a30968c8876c2225f4033a62.jpg (1MB, 2000x1083px)

1MB, 2000x1083px

>>57961033
I'm a line cook.

I work 12 hours a day, 5 days a week.

I love the kitchen life.

Always trading food for drinks from the bar. Closing down a shitty night with a beer is always the best feeling.

Being with your homies when its 5 minutes to close and having a 8/10/15 top all walk in at the same fucking time.

The feels when you come in and the guy before hasn't done shit all for prep or even fucking cleaned/refilled/flipped a god damn thing for you. 911s out the ass and doing everything on the fly just to close and leave it better than the ass fuck who left it for you.

Constantly talking shit to everyone around, head out to the bar after close just to drink and talk more shit.

Industry has my heart and I don't think of doing anything else.

The people I work with are my brothers and sisters. I wouldn't want to go through the weeds with anyone else. Bonded by blood and flame.

>>57964731
You sound like how Bourdain did in his books. Hard job but rewarding and a intense life to go with it

>>57964731

I worked as a line cook one day a week. It was great and it matches your experience, but I was pretty worn out, I think 12 hours per day would be too much for me. I mean I can easily put down the work, it's just the physical component, standing around all day, and I'm not even unfit..

The best days were the ones where we got filled to capacity, in a sense it was almost relaxing because it was an opportunity to just focus on being a chef, forgetting all about programming and research, kind of like being in the flow.

>>57964801

*12 hours 5 days a week that is

>>57964731
how old are you?

>>57964578
I get to be on nice hotels, nice food, most of the "medical crew" keep saying nice things to motivate me, and I played 6 games this season.

Well, it's not bad at all and I don't have a family, so pff it's awesome actually. I'm training almost everyday and it feels good. When I get home or at the hotel I browse reddit and 4chan

>>57964816
24.

>>57964801
The flow you describe is one of the best parts of the job, but it's only as good as your line is. If you have a weak station, you're always going to be falling behind or otherwise interrupting the flow.

As Anthony Bourdain said:
Line cooking — the real business of preparing the food you eat — is more about consistency, about mindless, unvarying repetition, the same series of tasks performed over and over and over again in exactly the same way. The last thing a chef wants in a line cook is an innovator, somebody with ideas of his own who is going to mess around with the chef's recipes and presentations. Chefs require blind, near-fanatical loyalty, a strong back and an automaton-like consistency of execution under battlefield conditions.

>>57964907

Yeah, this was a necessity for us as well. As a line worker I had to make sure that I only relayed mission critical information to the sous-chef, being independent only when my assigned tasks were done. I worked in a student kitchen though, and as professional as we were (we actually made very decent food) I don't think it's close to conditions at most serious outfits.

I work night shifts at a home for autistic downies that are unable to speak, literally get paid to sit with my laptop and shitpost all night

Easy job to get too because nobody wants to work with downies, and especially not work night shifts

>>57964990
Do they ever get violent? Have you had to put one down?

File: 5439C7C6-FB41-4CC9-B32B-E7CAF98F9E3F-959-000000D25F18D0C7_tmp.jpg (3KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 250x250px

Work for a finance company 5 days a week. Fucking soul crushing

I wish i was dead

>>57964990

>a home for autistic downies
Why bother going to 4chan then?

>>57961033
I just got hired at my local Burger King, orientation starts Saturday.

>>57961309
>design fucking houses
You're a Brothel Architect ?

>>57965060
Better than nothing mate.

>>57965016
Nah, there's only 3 of them where I work. I work at the house where the more timid of them are, the house next door has the ones that you need to be more hands on with. One of them has epilepsy but that's pretty much the worst thing that can happen during the night, and it usually only happens during the day.

>>57965105

Do they have a preference for arch?

>>57964961
You've experienced the pain of standing over a range pumping out tickets for hours at a time. That counts for more than you know.

>>57961033
neet+spermbank beer mney

namefagging is really retarded

why hasn't anyone disabled it yet?

>>57961146
Semen is like 80% carbs

>>57961033
I have this goose that shits lumps of gold.
Day job is with the US department of labor.

>>57962033
There's a reverse engineering thread up. Get in there, faggot.

>>57962588
The 90s were better then whatever shit pile we live on now.

>>57962650
I didn't know that normal cakes had meat in them.

>>57965027
What makes it so soul crushing?

>>57965060
>orientation
You just microwave burgers, nugs, and tendies. What kind of training do you actually need?

>>57965289
>microwave burgers
What? Doesn't Burger King use a grill and deep fryer?

>>57961033
I was a wage-cuck until I started my own software company.

>>57965297
I don't know. I don't eat fast food because it's shit.

>>57965297
Would also like to know.

Thought they were fairly decent.
If I could just microwave that at home I would.

>>57965329
>it's shit.
You need to visit a Chik-fil-A or something.

>>57965331
>fairly decent

To this day, I have never gotten a nasty burger or fries from BK or McD, the taste is truly unique but you can't satisfy everybody.


Unless you're a prostitute.

File: 0.jpg (598KB, 1216x1632px) Image search: [Google]

598KB, 1216x1632px

I own a business. Or businesses, I suppose.

I'm content because this has always been my dream. I love having access to a petabyte of storage and other amazing things.

One of the notable downsides is the envy of people. Which is disappointing because people play victim to circumstances they've created, but then blame you for it. Oh well, can't help them all. Hopefully they'll sort their lives out eventually, but I stopped hanging around those types of people. Not worth it trying to help them.

>>57962921
anon how did you do this?

File: image.png (84KB, 286x312px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 286x312px

I spend my father's money. Also, I'm an intelligent beautiful woman.

>>57965289
>what makes it so soul crushing
General "i want this app to send a rocket to the moon" idiocy from company

Lead Developer who makes the rest of the team shit due to lazyness, not upgrading legacy code and a genuine ly unlikeable dickhead

I want to learn but im working in the office from 7am to 8pm every night

>>57961639
A 10 minute video of what exactly?

I repair smartphones and tell people it's not cheaper to get a new one by extending the service provider contract for 24 months.

Sometimes they even say it's cheaper to buy a new Samsung S7 edge for ~800USD than replace the screen for ~300. Even though we use Samsung bought original screens.

I just don't understand, especially when normies are terrible at transferring between two devices. Even from Iphone to Iphone is a mystery to them.

Work doing helpdesk for the time being, not much but it pays the bills. Heard "unofficially" though that the directors plan to transfer me to sysadmin, as the current one will retire soon.

>>57964589
But you are a real doctor though. You are the best at prevention and everything.

>>57964371
Emailed you, but your email addy bounced :-(

File: mgs1_snake.png (292KB, 570x465px) Image search: [Google]

292KB, 570x465px

US Army 12B

>>57965797
Nice! They'll probably try to exploit you by paying you much less than the other guy, be wise and negotiate.

>>57961209
Need some rice or grain with that for a complete protein tbqh

>>57966037
you ever killed a sandnigger?

>>57966138
Yes, it wasn't as exhilarating as I thought it would be.

>>57964371
is it leapforce?
i found a apply page for my country

can you describe your daily work?

is it important that your web history was activated in the past (its deactivated for my google account but would activate now)

hello does any rich gentleman here want to be my sugar daddy???

I'm really cute! ;3

>>57965772
I can only assume he is making either those fail compilations with clickbait thumbnails of sexy girls or vine compilations with the same type of thumbnail.

fulltime job in a medium sized automotive development company
mostly project work, i'm currently doing quality management

I run a porn website personally, and I work as a glorified janitor for my school

>>57966282
bost benis :D:DDD:D:DD

>>57966320
Did you put cameras in the female restrooms?

>>57966340
It's all hentai since I just grab shit from gelbooru and the like. If I tried using live action American porn without license to do so I'd get fucked by their lawyers faster then I can blink

File: 1438991354560.gif (1MB, 208x186px)

1MB, 208x186px

Heavy botting and building small empires in the few MMOs that allow real money trading. Could pay better, but at least it's somewhat fun and not wagecuckery.

Running your own flavour of a game server for Minecraft and survival sandboxes sounds like a good investment too, I should look more into that.

Run my own business, but it's not successful. Currently able to cover all the overhead at least though.

I get $1700/month Tax Free disability that I live off of. I'd be quite honest, if I wasn't getting that disability I would of never attempted to start my own business. I would definitely of gone back to being a wagecuck.

I can't be a wagecuck since im on salary :D:D:D:D:D:DD

>>57966380
There are some dank porn sites that embed videos from other porn sites, and sort them into categories, sort of like a porn aggregator. You could also try to make a porn search engine that searches multiple sites and embeds the videos on your page.

>>57964990
Do you try and engage with them at all?

Electrical engineer at defense contractor on burgerland. Pays well

>>57964054
>I'd rather have my taxes pay those poor sons of bitches sad lives.
This is 4chan where autism is the norm. Most of which would have had an OK life had the future not been destroyed in school. That is the real sadness.

>>57966037
Is the military comfy? I want to enlist as a CTN in the navy.

>>57966953
There's not much engaging to do, I just need to make sure they get into bed. They're legitimate autists, not the /g/ kind of autist, so they have the same routine they need to follow every day. One of them just fucks around all night and only goes back to sleep if I tuck him in

>>57967133
Navy is ez modo unless you're a Marine

File: 1480704228476.jpg (47KB, 414x318px)

47KB, 414x318px

>>57967181
>One of them just fucks around all night and only goes back to sleep if I tuck him in

Thats adorable.

>>57961424
I hope your adsense account gets banned faggot.

>>57961033
700$ a month from autism bux
part of it goes to bills to increase the autism bux flow per month

>>57967181
That's cool man I understand, I was in a hospital ward once and there was a mentally ill person with someone watching over him. Bloke was more concerned with his private life i.e speaking on the phone to the bank and getting irate etc rather than what I would consider his patient as he was in a hospital at the time looking over him.

>>57967133

The Air Force is the comfiest branch by far. You have less of a chance of being stuck on some stupid non-job related detail in the Air Force. The only bad thing about the Air Force is you could end up in like North Dakota or some other middle-of-nowhere place.

Navy is probably the second comfiest, but no matter what your job they might send you below deck to wash dishes or scrape paint as it's required of everyone to do those rotational details unless your an Officer. Navy has some good base locations, since they need to be close to the water for obvious reasons...

>>57963857
Finland. Most it-support jobs are 12-13€/h, but if you apply directly to a firm and not through recrutation firm then the pay is better.(atleast thats what i noticed)

File: tfw stallman visited my college.jpg (86KB, 800x533px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 800x533px

Worked 174 hours on my last paycheck (paid biweekly)

>>57966057

Knowing the board as we do (owner and his 2 sons) that's pretty much guaranteed. Although I have to be honest, I very much prefer the onsite working and repairing, alongside the production lines, rather than just working from the backlines like the current one. Oh well, still a couple more years away at least.

>>57961033
I own a company with 120 employees, trade /g/ related stocks, import certain devices that couldn't be bought here, resell Nike sneakers, resell /csg/ goods. Used to do /bet/ too, but it's too much stress/profit.

>>57966590
What business anon?

>>57961033
my parents money.
I'm 22

>>57967809
Airman here. We are the comfiest and our food is the best. Marines eat crayons. We are also the smartest branch, evidenced by people like me joining

>>57965289
>I didn't know that normal cakes had meat in them.
They have eggs, milk and butter

File: 1481438572889.jpg (99KB, 1280x720px)

99KB, 1280x720px

>>57961033
>How the FUCK does /g/ make money?
By wagecucking, personally.

Junior sysadmin

File: 883[2].png (587KB, 680x680px)

587KB, 680x680px

dropped out of the college meme to program in C for a living

>>57968911
heave
you readed SICP

>>57968710
This. Although I'm a security guard so all I do is sit around.

>>57968918
I read the first two chapters but saw only inane content

>>57966630
I'll keep that in mind

>>57963440
How is this job?

Web development. Also have been working on my own site in my spare time.
Just about ready to hang myself due to always working.

File: 1480562807790.jpg (13KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 225x225px

>>57961033

GI Bill

Work as a Network Admin for a defense contractor in Afghanistan. Pay is really good and I get foreign income exemption so less federal taxes on my first 100k of pay.

Its not for everyone but 200k a year for someone who is borderline NEET before...its been a ride.

>>57969156
>mfw doctors get paid less than you
rustles my jimmies 2bqfhwymgl

>>57969175
It feels pretty surreal sometimes famlam

>>57961294
i'm 3/4 NEET, extramural studies, no job

Dropped out of college and work as an electrician. Life is easy.

I'm getting ready to apply for a remote job on toptal and the crew

I doubt I will pass any of them.

NEET bux for schizophrenia.

>>57965133
kekked so hard that i spilled my tea

SAP consultant

File: 1366883790939.gif (1MB, 200x147px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 200x147px

boomp

>>57961910
how do you become a half neet anon-chan

>>57961910
You not a NEET you educated swine

Now DevOps at ~13/hr
Next year either PhD (25k-ish) or industry. Depends a bit on job orientation the next few months, if they offer 50k (not unusual in my field) and an okay location/industry i'll probably take it.

Future's bright, degrees work, LinkedIn is great. Don't let them tell you otherwise.

File: 1481304865779.jpg (89KB, 482x552px)

89KB, 482x552px

I work for a Big 4 accounting firm in consulting with my engineering degree.

Studying computer science so nothing yet.
When I finish what should I get into?
I want something stable that pays well.
hardmode I live in [spoiler] Albania [/spoiler]

>>57971368
your post looks like a poem

be a poet

>>57971398
I shall be the first computer poet

I work part time as a web dev for 20 Euro/h. I know it's a shit salary for development work but competition is fierce with Pajeets around here
Also I'm actually not a really good programmer by any means and it beats waiting tables or interacting with people

Also I'm getting some money from my parents while still studying comp sci
Life is pretty comfy right now

>>57971472
make a machine learning thingy that takes in a bunch of '''deep''''' poems and then makes its own and pretend you wrote them yourself and get rich

>>57971490
Honestly you could probably get away with something like that and be well accepted by the poetry community. They're full of bullshit nobs and literally everything is up for interpretation.

>>57971479
desu I'd do it for free, I love sitting infront of my riced out iterm/zsh/tmux/vim setup :^)

>>57961033
I honestly don't know. Money just keeps being put into my bank account from this company I'm employed with but I just look at shortstack hentai and futas getting docked

I am a neet. I been looking for work and get interviews. For the most part I don't sperg out it but no job offers. Not even Amazon fulfillment centers, super markets or fast food. I learned active directory and Windows server shot as well as other tech related stuff. Nothing yet....

>>57961033
DUOSYS for PepsiCo

Is the computer science market any good right now? Is it easy to find jobs?

>>57961137 .. milk is protien JS

>>57963136
Not much, Abdul.

>>57969868
OMG the devil itself

Somewhat high end field technician. It's okay.
Pay is $26/hour and all of my travel is covered.
Also I'm only 20 and only having a few years experience is really holding me back

>>57964546
Do you also post on /sp/? I'm from /sp/ and we often wonder if any actual athletes post there.

Are you Jack Colback?

computer engineer with a sweet 4k £ a month, only 26 too, had to front like a sjw for 5 years if i wanted to have any friends

>>57971565
How did you learn Active Directory? I got turned down for my last job interview because while I had been taught to use Active Directory in a previous job, and I'd watched a bunch of training videos, I have no hands-on experience at all. But how the fuck do I get hands-on experience of something that is only used in big corporations?

>>57972027
Literally boot a VM with windows server on it

>>57964713
Fucking lucky man, I would fucking love a job like that.

Was it hard to get?

Manage a Pentest and Vulnerability Assessment Lab for huge multi-national company.

Pay is OK: 80k + bonuses, full cert/tuition reimbursement, tons of fringe benefits.

I actually turned down way more money from other companies (Penetration Tester jobs) to work where I am.

Company is awesome. Bosses are awesome, and I am surrounded by incredibly skilled devs, engineers, and programmers who are way smarter than me; I learn whatever I can from them constantly.

Also, I am testing networks and systems important to the infrastructure of civilization, so I am making the world a little better place.

Not bad for a guy with a GED, who was homeless five years ago and had a shit upbringing.

I owe much of it to /g/. I don't post here much (though I am here everyday), but thanks /g/.

>>57972216
How did you do it?

I am willing to work hard, I just can't afford to go to school. Like I said earlier in this thread I am a neet but at least I get interviews. My cousin is a hiring manger as well and while she can't hire me she tells me I am socially experienced enough to pass interviews. I get interviews too and apply for every entry level position I find. I am fine working Chinese over time if need be. I live in the seattle area so it is a tech hub.

>>57961052
link?

>>57961177
link?

>>57966009
sorry misterserver123 at gmail dot com

>>57972508
What type of work is this?

Stocks

I am basically both a NEET and a wageslave. I can work the whole day tomorrow, sit and research stuff the entire night after the markets close, and proceed to work the next day up until the night.
I am then absolutely free to decide to pull all my positions and go on a 3 month NEET vacation. No boss, no worry of getting fired because of XYZ, close to no stress (when you get used to it that is) and I literally don't even have to move from my bed to do it.

Best part? I live in Bulgaria, where the average wage is about 400-500 euros. I am basically king here. I can pull out tomorrow and have enough money to live into my 70s due to how cheap everything here is. So I'm not even forcing myself to work anymore, I'm literally working "for fun" and to have enough capital for when [spoiler]the entire IT sector of the US crashes, along with ~5T of the GDP[/spoiler] and become seriously rich by shorting the botnets

>>57972599
u fukkin lier u cant trik me

>>57965297
>>57965331
They throw frozen patties on a conveyor belt chair broiler that ejects them after the allotted cooking time. After that they go into a PHU (product holding unit) where they sit for up to an hour (if they're following the rules, if not more).

>>57972551
search engine evaluation, you are the manual evaluator of google's automated search algorithm, among other things.

File: flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg (137KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 800x800px

What reasons are those, anon?

I'm a junior at Uni. EE major. Live in a condo paid for by parents and pay for my own food/gas. Saved 9k before school started working as carpenter for a GC making 13.50 in the Florida heat. 26yo. This is my second go at college after dropping out due to depression. I can sense the finish line :D Paid summer internship coming up soon so I have to live off 3k I have left till then.

Biomolecular engineer.
90% failed experiments, 5% successful experiments, 5% looking at unrelated stuff under the electron microscope 'cause those things are cool as fuck.

>>57961033
just waiting for my million dollar idea to take off while currently being a NEET like most people in this thread

57972264

I don't think I responded right..

Like I said I am more of a lurker then a poster.

How I did it: There was no magic. I spent every spare minute (sometimes 8-16hrs, but no less then 4 hours per day, 7 days a week for years) learning networking, programming, InfoSec/NetSec, I built a test lab with a mess of VMs etc.

The information is out there, but you have to be consistent. Don't cut corners and be consistent.Especially when learning the fundamentals. Consistency and the will to sacrifice for future goals is what separates those who make it from those that do not.

When you get an interview of any kind, let your passion show. Know your fundamentals, because passion can carry you far, but it is no replacement for core competency.

I completed a bunch of bug bounties, trained my ass off. I completed bug bounties, did a mess of freelance pentests, and when the tech interview came I knew my shit.

The fact that I was completely self trained was a large part of why I got so many offers; Pentesting is like hacking: competency matters most. The fact that I wanted it bad enough to get to the level I was at myself showed I wanted it more then the other candidates.

The information is out there. It's just about how bad you want it and never giving up. You can be rejected a 1000 times; you only need one offer.

Good luck.

>>57961033
good boy points

>>57972599
>Best part? I live in Bulgaria, where the average wage is about 400-500 euros. I am basically king here. I can pull out tomorrow and have enough money to live into my 70s due to how cheap everything here is.
I've seriously thought about doing this too. I would love to move to Thailand or some place with beautiful weather, fruit and women but take my massively overvalued ameribucks to live there on easy mode. Only thing I'd be worried about is not being able to integrate into their culture or feeling out of place. That or some ISIS type shit fucking me up cause I'm a foreigner.

>>57972945
You can click the post number to reply to a post, by the way.

>tfw I'm not the guy who asked, but was eager to know your secret, and I can tell I would not be able to manage that

>>57972998
Also, if you fuck up, you can't afford to move back again. It sounds like a terrible idea to me.

Your mom pays me to sexually pleasure her.

>>57964546
Country?

>>57973023
Yeah you're probably right. People kill for American citizenship. I always want to be near family too. Sucks how expensive things are here but I guess that's just the way it goes anywhere.

>>57961547

Linus?

File: dumb_frog_poster.jpg (719KB, 1700x1181px) Image search: [Google]

719KB, 1700x1181px

shilling /solus/

>>57961033
By stealing credit card and paypal info on free time, i'm in college atm so i only do it for a couple of time, stealing from jews = no guilt.

Gentoo installer

>>57961033
Selling prebuilts

office wage slave code monkey
60+ hrs every week
shit pay
being dead sounds better

>>57961547
Is that pampercuh?

>>57963778
In a hospital or for an EMR company?
I'm in something similar. doing the professional software grind, telling pajeets what to do all day, packing money away for i don't know what.

>>57961033
I take my bike and work for one of the app based jobs in my city.

>>57961540
Source on anime? I love me some 2d lesbian action.

>>57973083
>wahhh i live in a 1st world country wahhh

>>57961127
>maintaining bodyweight on 2 boxes of cereal and a gallon of milk a week

I'd say the best route is to just buy dry beans, rice, or potatoes

>>57973445
Elaborate please.
Are you talking about "carding"?

>>57961294
>~8 years
yeah right, newfag

>>57978561
mudkipz motherfucker.

>>57962449
does it taste good with cereal

Work with my father at his company, make 530 euros a month.

Still live with my mom :3 might kill myself when I reach 30 so I'm looking forward to it. It's all my fault though I'm a lazy fuck. At least I might make someone feel good with this.

>>57961033
Hipster ruby on rails developer with macbook
Except I'm not in silicon valley but in a 3rd world shithole so I'm not making that much monies

File: 20160912_143230.jpg (4MB, 3264x2448px)

4MB, 3264x2448px

former HVAC person turned apartment maintenance tech while I work on on my BS in mechanical engineering

>>57978663
>530 euro
eastern yuropean wages or your dad giving you pocket money instead of an actual salary?

>>57971047
>>57971067

im not being Educated anymore, and im not Employed by anyone.

>>57978691

Actually I'm from Portugal, which now that I think of it it's basically the same, except the weather is better.

Dad is giving me an actual salary, I'm registered\On a Contract and I own 5% of it so my dad has financial benefits.

At least I can shit post all day long working here, But my dad can't pay me enough for me to live in a rented apt.

>>57978745

It' my fault though... I majored in english studies, I hoped to be a translator or work in the tourism industry but Portugal is a shit country. Should have moved to New Zealand when I had the chance.

Or listened to my father and gone to Trade School. Pick up a valuable skill like welding or become an electrician.

University is a meme

>>57978745
shit sucks, eh?
living in a country with low cost of living feels quite nice, but it hurts a bit every time I think I earned ~10k/yr in my first job, meanwhile on US forums you see people saying that $60k is lowball.

>tfw lower than scum

>>57978783

Heh I know the feeling... I'm thinking about picking up a part-time come january, perhaps I'll be able to move out finally. My best mate is living with his mom as well but the fucker is lucky and managed to pay for a Pilot's Cesna Flying License, hope he does well at least one of us won't be a fucking failure.

All in All, when I hear of stuff like that I just think to myself that one day we'll be dead and nothing will matter. Perhaps in my next life I'll do better. At least I made enough to buy a Smart Cart from 2013, really proud of it really love that car.

File: e.jpg (45KB, 450x820px)

45KB, 450x820px

>>57961294
>I thought we were all roleplaying as autistic NEETs
kek, fucking normie newfag

>>57978891
>C
>pajeet
whut

>>57978891
Replace C# and C. Ruby, Rust and Go all need to be in the triggered bottom section. Move Fortran and Haskell to the neckbeard. Add ASM on the anonymous fedora, or python/bash if you're going for the "wanna be hacker".

>>57962273
>I'm a barista atm
>>57962921
>Teach English online to chinese kids on skype

You can't do things like these though if you have social anxiety.

>>57963640
i would do something but i cant, i get disability because i am actually disabled.

>>57978859
>Perhaps in my next life I'll do better.
That's like when I tell myself I'll do better tomorrow. You've gotta start today, or you'll end up a piece of shit in all of your lives.

>>57963440
How much networking knowledge did it require to get the job (CCNA, Linux services, hands-on WAN shit experience, anything else?), what knowledge is mostly used on the job, how much human interaction does it involve?

>>57961033
Autism buck.

I make malware and scripts for script kiddies on the anonops IRC, pretty profitable and low risk for me - some "hacking group" of rich 14 year olds pays me 500 a month just to give them advice and shit

Wagecucking in a grocery store part time until I get my life together. I spend my free time writing little novellas and vignettes about the characters in an RPG I used to be working on with my friends but is now on hiatus due to everyone being unavailable and timezone differences. I really ought to be working out more since I want to join the navy like most of my family did.

>>57961309
Do u use GNU/Linux for that?

>>57969030
>>57969868
>>57972893
income?

>>57971479
how much do you work per week?

>>57972945
>> How I did it: There was no magic. I spent every spare minute (sometimes 8-16hrs, but no less then 4 hours per day, 7 days a week for years) learning networking, programming, InfoSec/NetSec, I built a test lab with a mess of VMs etc.
> The information is out there, but you have to be consistent. Don't cut corners and be consistent.Especially when learning the fundamentals. Consistency and the will to sacrifice for future goals is what separates those who make it from those that do not.
You sound like what I want to become regarding discipline. Maybe same fields you mentioned too, but just web-dev for now because I need income asap.

>>57964302
What were the requirements to get hired there?

>>57961294
This. I've actually been working on my parents and then my own company since I was 14.

I thought everyone was like that on 4chins until I started seeing the actual piss bottles in pics. You guys are funny.

Advertisement btw.

>>57972945
I'm envious of your dedication sir, i hope to one day have a fraction of your abilities.

>>57967851
What are the requirements to apply? Degree, certs, being under 30 years old, what else?

>>57966590
If you're capable of running a business, then how are you eligible for disability bux? I thought they are for people certified for being unable to work, let alone run a business.

>>57968911
I thought that you couldn't get a C job anymore these days unless you have been programming in C professionally for at least the past 10 years.

>>57969475
Where did you learn electrical engineering?

>>57981589
I don't think they could find anyone like that and compared to the students I was competing against for the job I'm like Dennis Ritchie when it comes to C.