ITT we pretend to be Android users Just got my new expensive

Itt we pretend to be apple users.

I just got my new iPhone.
Where's my headphone jack?

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>>57948682

ITT we pretend to be Windows users

Just got my new x86 tablet. The BIOS stops me from installing anything but a spyware OS. Can't even Windows 7. Doesn't matter, IntelME will buttfuck me either way. Oh no, something happened :(

ITT we pretend to be Linux users

>tfw my wife's son called me a loser again

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I know this is a bait thread but I'll bite.

You don't need all these apps. In fact just a few will make most people comfy as fuck.

4chan app: Clover
Launcher: Nova
Camera app: Open Camera
Video and Music player: MX Player
Wifi sharing: Superbeam
Torrent client: Zetatorrent
Battery monitor: gsam
Archive manager: Zarchiver
Youtube downloader: Newpipe
Messaging: "your favorite shitty messenger here"

That's it. Anything beyond this is pretty much bloat or just a gimmick.

t. ex iPhone 6 user who got touch disease on his overpriced turd

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>>57948682

>>57948502
My.Google Pixel XL doesn't have this problem.

>>57948682
fpbp

>>57948799

chekt rekt

>>57948502
>be me
>buy midrange Android and 64GB sdcard
>immediately unlock the bootloader
>flash ROM sans Jewgle apps
>fill sdcard with mostly FLAC music collection
>get decent performance, good battery life, good sound quality

>buy iPhone
>donglehell.jpg
>phone dies

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>>57948682
10/10

>>57948682
It should be around here right?
I didn't pay $700+ to not be able to listen to my music.

>>57948682
The fact that this lame joke got so many replies showcases how out of date /g/ is.

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>>57948682
Gottem

>>57949714
t. salty itoddler

>>57948828
>My expensive flagship phone needs at least 10 third party (possibly ad filled or even paid) apps to be good

This is how brainwashed Androcucks are. This is OK to them.

>Launcher
Nova Prime
>Browser
Lightning
>Settings app
Default
>Email app
Gmail
>Notes app
Google Keep or ColorNote
>Calendar app
Default
>Photo app
QuickPic v4.5.2
>Camera app
Default
>Phone app
Default or WhatsApp, depending on if i'm on wifi or not
>Music app
BlackPlayer EX
>Weather app
AccuWeather
>Clock app
Default
>Video app
VLC
>Reminder app
Default
>News app
Dunno, BBC News?

>>57949920

It doesn't NEED it, but it's nice to have options. Some 3rd party apps are better than the stock versions.

iCucks are ok with not having any sort of customization apparently

>>57949918
Childish reply.

>>57948502

ahh the beauty of choice and customization

something applecucks will never know

>>57949920
>>My expensive flagship phone needs at least 10 third party (possibly ad filled or even paid) apps to be good
So does your iPhone come bundled with a 4chan app, a torrent client, and archive manager?

Also:
>Clover
free, no ads

>Nova
free, no ads

>Open Camera
free, no ads

>MX Player
has light ads

>Superbeam
free version does have intrusive ads but no-ads version is $1

>Zetatorrent
free, no ads

>gsam
free, ads can be disabled

>Zarchive
free, no ads

>Newpipe
free, no ads

C'mon man, stop sucking tim cucks aids infested cock. I went from an iPhone 6 to an exynos Note 4 and I've never looked back. In retrospect you can only see how horrible iPhones are until you actually use a good flagship Android smartphone yourself.

>>57949960
Did you just assume its age?

>>57950189
Not an argument.

>>57948682
SAVAGE
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>>57949714
>can't come up with a proper argument/response
>resorts to an ad hominem

Feel free to further shitpost if it makes you feel any better about the $500+ plus phone you probably own which cannot be used to do such a trivial thing without an adapter

>>57949714
>t. iToddler

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>>57948502
RAM cleaner? Only autists use a RAM cleaner app. I have apps for about 5 of these categories and I'm fine. Took me maybe 90 seconds to find them and hit 'install' when I got my phone.

>>57950170
"Light" ads and paid apps are OK after buying a $700 phone

Lmfao

>>57950772
So does your iPhone come bundled with a 4chan app, a torrent client, and an archive manager?

Checkmate, settings app can't be replaced

>>57948682
saw even joe rogan complain about missing headphone jack and he's going to buy pixel instead.

apple cucks on suicide watch.

>>57948502
I'm on a 6s for now and I still installed new browser, calendar, weather, email, and music apps

>>57951325
You made mistakes

>>57948502

>Launcher
stock android has best launcher

>browser
>implying google chrome isn't the best browser on android

>settings app
literally wat

>email app
gmail pre-installed

>notes app
keeping a diary?

>calendar app
default calendar app on any android flagship is a-ok

>photo app
lolwut

>camera app
>implying every iphone user doesnt have some bullshit camera app for taking 'artsy' pix for instagook & cuckbook

>phone app
lolwut

>music app
>implying every iphone user doesn't install an alternative service to apple music

>weather app
autism at this point

>clock app
see weather

>video app
VLC is based, also youtube is preinstalled on android cuz we're not cucks

>reminder app
autism

>news app
>implying any macfags even read the news

>RAM cleaner app
irrelevant since like 4.0

How are you this autistic?

>>57948682
itt we pretend to be HTC Bolt/Moto Z/LE 2 users

Just got my new phone.
Where's the headphone jack?

>>57950170
>>57950772
If you root your phone you can install adaway so you can remove those ads for free.

>>57951839
This. Though paying like $2 for a few ad-free apps won't make you go bankrupt.

>>57951839
>>57951881
>Just void your warranty

Leave

Just got my new android phone, gonna use it to make calls and send texts and stuff to people I know. I might take some pictures of things that no one cares about and put it on social media. The ui isn't great, but at the same time its not awful, and I'll make do with it because I dont really care enough to put in the energy to change everything. Im going to download some apps and just leave them in the order I downloaded them on the app menu thing, I dont really care enough to sort them

This is a lot less fun when you don't care about things.

>>57948502
>choice is bad, having the ability to uninstall software is bad
Kys, sheep
>RAM cleaners are used by anyone other than tech illiterate kids
Kys, tech illiterate
>implying iPhones below iPhone 5 don't lag more than old Android phones
Kys, iFag

>>57952366
Who is dumb enough to break their phone?

>>57949920
You can block ads.
Windows requires additional software to be usable and that's on a fucking desktop.
Having a choice and the ability to use apps other than Facebook is not a bad thing.

Nice bait tho

>>57950772
Android can at least block ads, you iCuck. Most iOS apps also have ads unless you buy them, retard.