Thanks Cortana

>>57926071

>not running Windows 10 Enterprise
>not using Group Policy to disable botnet

>>57926196
>you can totally disable botnet if you pay more for this exclusive version
>((you can't actually disable it))
0/10 made me reply

>>57926212
This though I gladly accept the botnet if it means I can play my vydia. Not like we really have a choice, linux is fragmented into trillions of distros that each blow in their own special way incompatible with each other.

Though with all the glitches and incompatibilities of windows 10 I recently went back to windows 7.

>>57926196
Or you could just use peerblock on Home edition.

>>57926071
>Bing

What did you expect, dumbass?

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>>57926071
>happily use edge since it came out
>on one light browsing day suddenly an error
>windows has run out of memory
>think it mustve been some tab memory leaked, and restart edge
>error gone
>but sluggish than ever
>rumble about shitty micropoo and continue your day
>switch to task views
>suddenly realize the culprit
>destroyer of the memories
>single tiny chrome windows for banking instance login was left open on an distant virtual desktop
>right click on task view and open task manager
>that single chrome instance eated away my tiny, humble but ever so nippy 4 gb ram
>mfw when i realize edge and rest of my venerable system was merely struggling to survive on whats left of chromes feast


When did google became the old microsoft anyway?

>>57926212

Or you could just use a KMS emulator like everyone else.