>Desperately trying to watch porn and jerk off >This happens

>>57922112
>he didn't jerk off to the moving circle butthole
why are you here?

>>57922616
to shitpost and inform people that they should install windows, duhhh

>>57922112
>watch porn and jerk off
It's called "imagination".

>>57922112
>Desperately trying to watch porn and jerk off

You should seriously kill yourself.

>>57922112
If only you had another device with a connection to the internet. Oh wait...

How do you have a clear mind if you didn't jerk off. Fucking amateur hour in here.

>>57922112
>Needing porn to jerk off.
>Using Windows

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I really wish /reddit/ would leave. I can smell your putrid stink from here.

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>>57923420
We're here to stay, nigga

>>57922112

>2016
>not having dolls

>>57922112
Computer's way of telling you you're watching too much Blacked content, cuck (;

>>57922112
>Desperately trying to watch porn and jerk off
>Desperately trying
The only thing you are desperately trying is to attract attention to an easily solvable problem.

a resourceful anon, you are not.
>Now I have a clear mind and instead go do productive stuff
Like posting in /g/, rrrrrrrrrrright.

>>57922112
>watch porn and jerk off

sudoku

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>>57922112

>you ignore the don't turn off your computer part and hold the power button down
>os won't boot anymore

this happened to me while jerking off. i am glad i switched over to linux

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>>57923472

>>57922112
>he can't fap to his own mirrorimage

>>57922112
Just switch to your phone/tablet/laptop you fucking cuck

The Apple MacBook Pro with Retina Display doesn't have this problem.

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>>57922112
>tfw this literally never happened to me because disabling updates through GP

>>57926811
this

>>57922112
DISABLE THE UPDATE SERVICE IN SERVICES.MSC, YOU DINGUS MORON!!

>>57923196
phoneposters get cancer and die

Remember when you could just pick up a computer and just use it? Didn't have to pretend to be a system admin and a hacker?

Good times.

>>57922112
>He has to put in effort to be horny

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>>57922112
Stop watching porn.

>>57926811
That pic is nightmare inducing.