itt stupid technology terms >elearning

>>57903240
piracy

e-learning sounds cool

Code camps
Cyber anything

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"Microsoft"

'acid washing'

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webinar

battlestation

>>57903240
>RETINA DISPLAY
pretty much anything to do with apple gimics.

cloud

"coding"

Google as a verb

>>57903240
Lignux
E-cigarette

e anything

AMD

>>57903547
This, dongle also sounds incredibly stupid, rather fitting for complements of a fashion accessory made by homos for homos though.

>>57903240

>memes

Teraflops

"Computer"

Worst meme of them all

>>57903625
this

"Apple"

>>57903240
"Botnet"

And you can't prove me wrong.

"russian hackers"

computers

Computer """""science"""""

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>>57904705
I was looking for a chance to post this.

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>>57904066
WELL WHAT DO YOU CALL IT THEN

>>57903873
Apple did not come up with "dongle", retard

>>57903873
>dongle
pretty much this, this is the gayest sounding tech term out there.

big data

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>net

>pre-op

>>57903240
>internet of things

>>57903468
They're hardly micro or soft

>>57906261
/thread

>deep learning
>AI
>wireless
>javascript
>java
>OOP
>FP
>mouses
>GUIs
>intellectual property
>unicode
>parallel computing
>touchscreens

>apps intead of programs

reeeeeee

>>57906672
>programs instead of executable codebases

>>57904974
"node"? Or maybe "Machine"?

>>57906551

>>>57897345

:^)

>Web Master

>>57903240
>cloud
>big data (it's nearly always big PERSONAL data, even though in theory any large quantity of data is big data. or, y'know, it's used as a buzzword for things that are to big data what the marketer's penis is to a big penis.)

>code artizan

>>57906690
A computing machine.

>controlled demolition

>>57903547
This. Apple is embarrassingly cringe-worthy.

>retina display
>"""genius""" bar
>naming everything i_____

IT

>>57906690
Meme machine