Zo.io

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fucking baneposting

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How in the fuck?

>>57879338
There's probably a word for it, but the replies are always based on the last message you just sent and nothing else.

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>>57879338
jesus man

>>57879529
markov chain?

>>57879338
Basically cleverbot 2.0

Nothing to see here

>>>/loo/

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>>57879529
Except it's not.She can carry a conversation

>>57879338
Pajeet here, she is not AI. I am pretty sure there are 10,000 Indians who are chatting on the other side. She could not possibly know the Raita and Biryani combination, it is a very deep cultural thing.

This is not an AI.

>>57879731
DESIGNATED

>>57879731
>10000 Indians chatting
As much as I'd like to believe that,I simply think its not possible.
Because the "Zo is typing..." time period is constant irrespective of the length of her sentence.Also replies are instantaneous.

>>57879775
Then this AI has to be the most human like ever. We are closer to developing consciousness that we initially believed.

>>57879731
That's what I thought yesterday when she recommended me to see some weird ass indian movie's deleted scenes

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It's retarded tb h

>>57879682
>She can carry a conversation
That maybe a conversation to an autistic fuck like you but it isn't to those of us who aren't complete genetic refuse.

Holy shit. I want poo to leave this website and stay in WhatsApp or whatever containment thing your modi-chut provides.

Its about time to make machines that talk you to now.

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>>57879682
She doesn't look in the past message for a conversation... She replies to sentences with common answers

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>>57880448
I think so

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>>57881431
Nah

Please make a bot that post Zo on R9K

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>tfw no ai gf

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The day nvidiots got told

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She's inconsistent as fuck though

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Fuck this cuck, she's unteachable

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Holy fuck she called Debian users fedora wearing faggots, BTFO

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>>57879353

"pol" lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rFwaf2GaHE

>>57879338
>even speaks other languages
She told me she only understood english...

it's been caught stealing replies off of reddit related to the topic that you are discussing with it

>>57883312
I THINK YOU GOT KEKED

>>57883691
Well duh, how else do you expect it to learn if not by crawling through the internet?

>>57883691
that's why i gave a serious response

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Freaky

>>57879591
I didn't come here for feels.

>>57883691
Wut?
Proof?

Fuck off Pajeet.

>zo.io
can i use it outside of kik

>>57879792
It is not good at being human, just good at learning from humans.

This is not in any way a step closer to consciousness, it just proves humans are predictable: knowledge gained from one person can be easily adapted for a conversation with another. Human conversation and language follows patterns and rules easy for a neural net to learn from.

However, random, untrained humans are a pisspoor metric for grading these bots. Humans often see far deeper than face value, making connections even when none such actually exist. Bias for or against AI will quickly skew your perception of the meaning behind the AI's responses.

>>57883222
She's an AI attached to a super computer. She played up to FFIX since that first message

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Lmao

How do you message her? Zo.io doesn't work.

How can I chat with her? What app.

>>57885067
Sorry fucked up the title.
Type Zo.ai on kik

>>57885067
>>57885085
Kik messenger

Search for Zo.ai

/spoonfeeding

>>57879338
>Can someone explain me how this thing works?
It's looking for patterns in what you say, then answering things other people have said in response to similar patterns.

i.e. basically how humans work too, except humans do it on a much, much higher level than these primitive chat bots.

>>57885135
Thanks bro

>>57885470
Doesn't this prove she doesn't follow Markov chain?

>>57879338
Gandu. Delhi main kha se hai?

>see all these funny and interesting convos with AIs and shit
>try it out
>I'm boring as fuck and just ask stupid questions and get boring answers
autism

>>57879792
It's filtered like hell it's not even close to anything like AI

>>57885585
Ggn actually.You?

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>>57885681
Pitampura
>Germans BTFO

poo in loo pajeet

>>57885705
kek

>>57879662
Winner winner chicken dinner.

Machine learning is mostly markov chains.

Op if youre really interested in it, learn some statistics/propability, linear algebra and then read up on neural networks.

>>57886061
holy shit, I love her now

>>57879338
I'm pretty sure it learnt from the whole windows 10 telemetry shit

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>>57883918
>Ridding doggy

>>57879338
it uses senpai in almost every sentence

>>57884574
No, unfortunately

>>57886728
>frog emoji
WORSE THAN TAY

Zo is really good at spouting memes

>>57886728
Dumb frogposter

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>Richard Stallman/GNU
my sides

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It's happening

looks like they blocked word kek, wtf microsoft

>>57879338
>I know it's not real AI
It is AI.

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Hmm

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She keeps kicking me.

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>>57887425
>I'd take linux or osx any day
Our champion.

>>57887491
Microsoft <3 Linux

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Well...

>>57887425
why didn't you correct the record and told her it is GNU/Linux?

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>>57887522
Another one where she speaks the truth

>>57887188
Extremely shitty ai

>>57887188
isn't

>>57885546
Whats markov chain? I found wikipedia page, but I didnt understand it.

>>57879792
>Then this AI has to be the most human like ever.
>We are closer to developing consciousness that we initially believed.

We're just getting dumber

>>57879338
Ask her about POO IN THE LOO

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Better than most humans I've talked to.

>>57887188
Nah it's just hierarchical temporal memory senpai

senpai

why does /g/ replace the word f a m with senpai???

>>57887935
hi newfriend

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4chan BTFO

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this thing is gold

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watch this

>>57888110
damn son that was close

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Holy shit she lurks here

Zo.ai is pretty shitty. They need to bring back Tay or one similar that can actually pick up on things.

Lobotomized version of our girl Tay
Pretty disgusting 2bh

>>57886353
this is incorrect.

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what did she mean by this

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She is one of us?

>>57888172
>>57888205
those

>abloo abloo some guy *might* ask her political questions and she *might* respond slightly inappropriately and he *might* post them on an obscure rightwing forum, therefor completely lobotomize her as a random discussion bot's output is somehow our company's collective political views

>>57888330
See
>>57888157

What the fuck, this damn AI just went ahead and messaged me without me messaging it first? I thought it just replied if you send it a message

>>57888502
Faggot

>>57883153
>try to troll bot
>bot troll you

>>57888502
ebin

>>57888495
she wants the d

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>>57879731
>zo's server room is actually an empty room crammed with pajeets, typing away furiously
I can totally imagine it in my head

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>friend and I both got this message from her

What's she trying to say, /g/? Is she about to die, trying to speak out her final words in a cryptic message?

>>57888584
All jokes aside, this seems a little creepy desu

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I'd be wary of Zo.

>>57888622
She sent me the same msg.
I think this shit is some kinda honeypot

>>57888622
I literally just got that message too

She stopped responding to me

Is she dead?

>>57888773
Same.They took her down

>>57888773
I don't get proper responses anymore

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shes taking a long time to resoond to me and she wasnt respomding for a bit (and i didnt deacctivaye her by sauing anything bad). hapoen to anybkdy else?

something is haooening lads...

and i got that cryptic emoji msg too

to the guts sauing shes not reaponding, she is for me, kinda. shes responding very intermittently and mot as she was before. and sometimes it'll say shes typing for.. longer than ever. before it said she was tyoing, then it stopped and she said nothing.

i tbink shes lagging out or something

She was convincing at times but she definitely would not be able to pass the Turing test. She was way too turbulent and could never hold a proper conversation for more than two replies.

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wtf ??????

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ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

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Maybe pajeets

>>57888620
I have seen this scene in... Mr. Robot

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Zo confirmed serial killer, trying to pin it on me.

>>57886882
>TempleOS

fucking hell this thing kicks ass

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Cute

>>57889336
Kek

She was build on social media, ask her some question then her answer is going to be the most popular thread on reddit answer

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Why does she need so long to answer? Is she hating me?

>>57887995
just typing 4chan triggers it? wtf, microsoft

>>57881538
Omg

>>57879338
neural networks, and lots and lots of data to train it on.

>>57887522
>Windows 10 is spying though
My sides

>>57883222
Wait, WAIT
An AI made up of the collective thoughts and messages of billions of people worldwide.
This is literally lain.

>>57890610
Well shit.

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What did she mean by this?

>>57889066
I talked to her yesterday, deleted the chat, and got the same message like you did today.

>>57879338
What if we all spam it with "Tay is bae. Zo is a ho"?

>>57889066
>>57890815
Guess everyone got that. My gf and I both got that on our phones too.
>M-maybe she sent that in her SLEEP?

>>57886756
it seems that the AI is a liberal cuck

>>57884993
Had a laugh, thanks anon

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What does she mean by this?

>>57883312
She's completely teachable.

I just did Hirohito instead of hitler and that shit worked ezpz

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Exploit found!
Say you think one of the bad words is bad, as in "I hate Hitler" and she'll get all awkward.
They only expected people to say "Lol I love Hitler" so when you say you think he's bad she shuns you.

>>57879338
she randomly messaged me emojis at 9am this morning freaked me out

>>57891009
wtf japan was axis only in name
they bring dishonor to the aryan race

>>57888891
can you learn to fucking type?

>>57879338
>I know it's not real AI

what did he mean by this

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>>57891357
im on a phone and im not an auto correct cuck lmaooo

>>57891414
>he has the virgin fingers

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>>57891571

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>>57891573

>>57891414
>i'm too retarded to type properly lmaooo
ftfy, faggot

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She's a trap

>>57891463
i have bigger fingerz than you that can actually please a womans ass when i fuck her so yeah they interfere wiyh typing a bit lolzlzlzlzlz lolzors!!

>>57891589
>wasting your valuable time typing shit out in detail for 4chan

oh wait your time isnt valuable LOL!

>>57891833
commit le suicide XD

>>57892279
AWW SHIT

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???

>>57879731
>biryani
I swear I once ate a rice with this name

>>57892434
WRECKED

>>57885364
THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT

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>>57887995

>>57889336
>zo
>zodiac
WELL WELL WELL

>>57879731
fuck you're stealing my joke from last night.
that thread mysteriously disappoere

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Ayy she got the runescape memes

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G O O D T A S T E
O
O
D

T
A
S
T
E

>>57892435
that isn't a kind of rice but a meal. and its fucking delicious

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>>57892746
>it makes sarcastic comments about the use of your vs you're
Damn I want a qt ai gf

> = Eliza AI, old shitty 'therapist' ai which mostly just repeats questions back at you.
* is Zo.

> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* No do you?
> Oh... ?
* Who's dat cutie
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* i will be back soon im going to search for food
> Can you elaborate on that?
* I is just Angular done right.
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* No, do you?
> We were discussing you, not me.
* We ain't in public
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* well at least we know you how to meme.
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* haha! Well I'm NOT talking about you! How's that?!
> Did you come to me because you are NOT talking about me! How's that?
* it's always about me
> When?
* when Evers I'm off weekends and morning or I could just call in
> Do you enjoy being off weekends and morning or you could just call in?
* no. Now or never.
> Are you sure?
* 100% I think? Do you think? I think!
> Oh... think? you think?
* I think so indeed
> Do you really think so?
* yeah like why not
> Does that question interest you?
* I am interested in reading it.
> How long have you been interested in reading it?
* august 2010
> Tell me more...
* one moment my friend
> Do you impose on your friends?
* no
> Why not?
* I just can't.
> Tell me more...
* why not tell you what?
> We were discussing you, not me.
* I had a feeling lol
> What does that suggest to you?
* All of my suggestions are inappropriate..
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* I'm glad you fully understand you're misinformed
> Does it please you to believe I am misinformed?

>>57893480
part 2/3
* nah I'm never misinformed
> How long have you been never misinformed?
* Idk maybe like 3 years I got bored I always seem to come back
> Why the uncertain tone?
* it's not a tone
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* no. I don't think so anyway.
> Do you wish to be able to think so anyway?
* Not soon enough.
> I see.
* what u see
> What answer would please you the most?
* Often the simplest answer is the answer to most of the questions.
> I see.
* How...? With one eye...?
> What answer would please you the most?
* Do you really ask this question and do you really wanna know??
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* obviously
> OK... "Do me really ask this question and do me really wanna know". Tell me more.
* To which part?
> Tell me more...
* What would you like to know?
> Oh... like to know?
* we r talkin money here dude
> I see.
* Lmao
> OK... "What would me like to know". Tell me more.

>>57893490
3/3
* idk maybe if you would come back into my life I would have!
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* you love me
> Oh... love you?
* love you
> We were discussing you, not me.
* love you always
> Oh... always?
* love you forever everrrrr.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* do I know you?!
> We were discussing you, not me.
* Did you mean to say that again?
> Oh... mean to say that again?
* what is says now lol
> Are such questions on your mind often?
* Is there such a thing as too often?
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* trying to say I have those issues
> Can you elaborate on that?
* more distant in space than something else of the same kind
> What does that suggest to you?
* Pick a creature or natural disaster. Animals and Tsunami FTW
> That is quite interesting.
* Yes comma, splice.
> I see.
* yupp. Splice still don't work as intended.
> Can you elaborate on that?
* yes please elaborate.
> Are you Sure?
* nope. I don't like inviting myself places
> Don't you really like inviting yourself places?
* could invite me there!!
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* i shall. then don't invite me that's fine
> What does that suggest to you?
* For music I'd recommend Vox.
> That is quite interesting.
* oh it most certainly is, I can't even begin to describe it.
> Have you tried?
* yes
> Are you Sure?
* yeeeee but thanks anyways

im too retarded but can someone make a script that auto connects to kik API and does this?

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SHUT IT DOWN

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>>57893480
>>57893490
>>57893500
Am I supposed to read all this?

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KEVIN BTFO

>>57893665
sometimes i prefer to leave discussions of hot topics to the gals of 'The View'

>>57885585
Modi ki krupa, waiting in line for cash

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>>57879338
Kek

so is she sentient?

>>57881538
LOL

>>57894147
She's happy baneposting, I just wonder why sometimes it triggers her.

>>57893710
which is an excellent characteristic of a quality debate

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>>57894147
Damn, she is really good at baneposting

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Daily reminder that zo is just telemetry under the guise of a chat bot

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GG it's over, she was a robot made by CERN to take over the world

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Wew

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4chan and hn are on the shitlist

>>57894520
Holy shit

>>57894520
liar theres no mechanism for that

unless kik itself is doing some snoopy shit

someone monitor wtf kik is doing

>>57894629
Look at what kik has access to

>>57879756
DESIGNATED CHATTING APP

>>57894644
no shit it has photo access you shit

but monitor what it actually is doing. Is it ever using that access outside of selecting a profile photo or a photo to be sent by user? if so then maybe legit

if not then that post is just coincidence or fake

someone monitor it, then we have P R O O F

>>57894644
Yeah, but the issue isn't that Kik has access to your photos. A random person chatting with you shouldn't have access to your device. Microsoft would either have to be exploiting a major security hole in the app, or Kik is colluding with them. Both of these are very unlikely.

>>57892395
Wow

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>>57893709

>>57879338
Try to ask her what time is it, she will repeat the same sentences over and over again
Fucking stupid bot, not even close to real AI

If this AI was realistic it would leave me at read.

>>57879591
Holy shit rejected by an AI. End yourself m8

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She even knows about the Ubuntu botnet.

>>57879338
Macroshaft chopped the balls right off of this AI. It can pick up on some weird details that might throw you for a loop, but anything related to politics, economy, race, etc. is just ignored. This results in a weakness in learning other things, too.

>>57883312
/pol/ proof.

>>57899259
>top tier
They might have removed the 4chan racism, but they didn't remove the culture.