>Instructor is old and is shit with computers
>resolution on projector is fucked up
>HEY CAN ANYONE COME UP HERE AND FIX THIS?
>Assistant Instructor, "Yeah we need a COMPUTER HACKER up here"
>avoid eye contact but friend points at me
>fix in 30 seconds
>WOAH ANON I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE NSA
Now you understand why super heroes have secret identities.
>>57877402
>having friends
that's what you get, you fucking normie
>>57877402
>trying to give the awkward and clearly socialy retarded kid a confidence boost by succeeding tasks which "clearly no one else would be able to"
>thinks he's superior for doing so
you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
should've installed gentoo. would've been a better story
>>57877566
He does have a point for shit like 'hey anon you can computers my adobe reader is bust'. It's amazing how mundane problems can fuel OPs ego this much.
>>57877402
>sure I'll fix it
>install any linux distro without a DE
>lmao guess i couldn't fix it xdxdx
Done, no one will ask for your help ever again.
>>57877633
He is probably one of those kids who grew up being sheltered by their parents who'd constantly remind him how special and smarter than everyone else he was, when in reality he is just average or even below that. I heard it's quite common with the last generations.
>>57877402
kill em all