/g/ text editors

Where's nano?

Eclipse should be a hammer with a wooden head and steel handle.

Vim should be a blender and a straw.

Add vs code and have it be the same thing as atom but with surveillance cameras on it

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>>57876944
Notepad++

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>>57876969
how could i forget

Visual Studio when

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>>57876969

>>57877040
I can't breathe

>>57877074
Fucking perfect

>>57876944
sed + awk like a real programmer

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I don't get this. Please explain.

>>57878308
sed and awk would just be boxing gloves

>>57876944
Is sublime meant to be fucked up
Because it should be, and then some

Spacemacs (emacs with vim mnemonics and so on)
Notepad
[Language specific IDE]
Word

gedit?

But OP, Geany is the master race.

MS Paint

As much as I hate it for being proprietary, I was forced to use Sublime because my teacher demanded it. It literally wrote half of the code for me.

say what you will, like my sak.

will be giving pinky and thumb utensils a shot though.

>>57878653
Why? Because it's easy to use and just as powerful as anything else?

>>57878330
Then ask a proper question... This is 4chan, you are on something called a image board... The other comments here are made by autists living with their parents... This is a thread about text editors, programmers like using fancy text editors because lots of them make programming less tedious. OP represents the text editors as eating implements which represents the features of the text editors as an allegory. What do you want explained? Your browser? What you are sitting on.?

>>57876944

Eclipse should be a coffee grinder, in that it's the best for java but I wouldn't use it to eat soup.

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>>57878308
>>57878597

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>>57878680
>>57878834
hearty kek

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>>57878674
mildly rustled

>>57878909
it's a sports flask I see but what about the 2 handles?

>>57879081
it's a sippy cup for little men

>>57878975
My sides

>>57877040
>>57877074
I don't get these desu

typign is gay i bet you fags havent even overclock your rig

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>>57878975
>word for plain text editing
More like pic related

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>>57878975
>>57879365
2.0

>>57878975
hahaha

>>57879398
cute
CUTE!

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>>57879398

How the fuck is Atom a Swiss knife? Swiss knives are compact and lightweight.

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>>57879573
and this is how Microsoft visual studio was born

>>57879573
Kya~

Kate?

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>>57879593
>hefty and gives cancer
There we go

>>57878975
KEKKKKKKKKK my god

>>57878819
>sperging this hard
you know that you can just not spoonfeed him?
also it is pretty clear from context what he wants.

Android Studio

>>57877040
Draw Pico now

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IntelliJ

Also, OP, I love you for this thread.

>>57876944
notepad++
leafpad

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>>57876944
Qt

>>57876944
The kicker to this thread is the task is eating soup.

WordPad

>atom
>any more useful than sublime
Hahaha, what.

If Eclipse is a hammer, what's NetBeans?

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>>57883547

>>57883643
Versatile and abundantly available?

>>57883703
ancient and archaic

>>57883369
Honestly what is this, it seems inefficient

>>57883798
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagger_293

>>57883798
industrial scale libshit tear extractor

>>57883798
A massive steel leviathan with blades covered in gore

MCEdit?

Acme, sam

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>>57882672
i can't fuck until i've had my morning coffee

>>57876944
what about geany?

>>57878819
>he replies to a poster who fucking used an image of a baby being spoonfed
I know autism is a meme but you're one of the non-meme cases.

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>>57878696
>>57887492

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>>57884442
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>57877005
kek'd