Name something a Macfag would never say.

>>57872425
I ran an virus scan today and found a trojan!

"too far, I'm spending my money more wisely from now on"

"wow i sure totally care so much about the preferences of windows and linux users enough to shitpost on /g/ about it"

>>57872425

please, don't try to fit anymore dicks

"No thank you, it's very nice but I don't need it."

"the test came back negative"

>>57872425
"Your [insert OS or hardware] is actually better than mine."

>>57872425
>That piece of hardware was easy to fix

>I don't need more RAM.

>I don't need more diskspace.

>I don't want to give away my data to everyone.

>I only use it for programming.

>I never use it for Facebook.

>That's cheap.