Reminder that if your laptop isn't military grade, you're

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good luck hiding behind 7 proxies on your gay little apple, /g/ I'm coming for you

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you can't use a fragile, shiny fagbook in the cold depths of outer fucking space

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>fireman washing 9/11 jumper blood off his military grade laptop

what's this gay shit?

T420 is my whyfoo

>>57862112
Bodybuilders justifying buying weights.

>>57861456
>Reminder that if your laptop isn't military grade, you're literally a faggot

Reminder that if you post crap like this on an anonymous messageboard you are literally a faggot

I too worry about my laptop being exploded and shoot by peaceful muslims everyday

>>57861456
Dell is shit and both them and Panasonic have their computers locked down. If you care about free hardware/software then the toughbooks aren't for you, no matter how cool they look. Beside this, I don't remember them being very computationally powerful

if we could, which we can't, prove that they are not backdoored in any way and impossible to break into, then they'd be worth discussing.

>>57862495
doesn't have to be toughbook to be military grade. Lenovo Thinkpads, Dell Latitudes are military grade

>>57861491

see the guy in space that's just a regular thinkpad

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>>57861456
Daily reminder, that plastic-magnesium """"business"""" chinkbooks are not military-grade either. They can't even sustain a water spill on average.

>>57862495
Tough hardware has to have tough software

>>57861456
>hey, Spc Anon, I need you to go meet up with these contractors and figure out what needs to happen with these msds
>um ok
>hey sarge told me to meet up with you guys
>YEAH WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU A PRESENTATION ON HOW TO INSTALL WINDOWS 7 PRO ON THESE HERE SSDs SO YOU CAN INSTALL THEM INTO THE MSDs
>um ok i already know how to do that...
>YEAH BUT YOU NEED TO BE CERTIFIED BY US SO YOU CAN SIGN OFF ON THE PAPERWORK
>i sit in a 40 hour class to get a made up cert by some asshole higher up
>ask them for activation keys so i can actually do this without bullshit coming up
>THAT'S UP TO YOUR CHAIN IF THEY WANNA SPEND MONEY ON THAT
>jesusfuck whats the fucking point if they didn't even approve that yet?
>HEY MAN AT LEAST YOU CAN PUT THIS ON YOUR RESUME
>start asking around about these keys
>every single officer or nco has no fucking clue what i'm talking about
>get directed to 1sg
>1sg didn't even know contractors did that class, asks the cpt
>cpt doesn't even fucking know whats going on
>cpt asks all s shops
>nobody knows what the fuck is going on
>i'm the only one in the battalion "certified" to do this
>cpt tells my pl to just install them and don't worry about it
>i say fuck it and do it
>months later
>navy gets caught with a fuckload of illegally downloaded shits of windows
>cpt ain't worried because he ain't the one who installed that shit
>i'm literally the only one in the entire battalion who could have possibly done this
>i'm literally the only to get in trouble if this shit comes up
>ets coming up
>hey, spc anon, you thinking about reenlisting
>hahahahahahahahaha no fuck that
>ets
>everything military grade is literal garbage and should be destroyed

>>57862591
>military grade
It was made by the lowest bidder.

>>57862749
so were their tanks and fighter jets, must mean they're shit compared to the Sam's Choice brand tanks and fighter jets

>>57862832
>implying that there's something wrong with Walmart brand products

>>57861456
>>>/k/
no mr. veteran, i don't have any change.

OP here, MIL-STD 810G is the qualification your laptop requires to make you heterosexual

/TPG/ you're safe. Latitudes and Elitebooks are safe.

You don't have to have an actual "toughbook" to be a man but it certainly doesn't hurt. Your laptop simply has to be MIL-STD 810G compliant

>>57862495
TPW Corp laptops. Native encryption.

>>57862832
My Walmart Tank is too a real tank.

>>57862889
>MIL-STD-810 is a flexible standard that allows users to tailor test methods to fit the application. As a result, a vendor's claims of "...compliance to MIL-STD-810..." can be misleading. Because no commercial organization or agency certifies compliance, commercial vendors can create the test methods or approaches to fit their product. Suppliers can—and some do—take significant latitude with how they test their products, and how they report the test results. When queried, many manufacturers will admit no testing has actually been done and that the product is only designed/engineered/built-to comply with the standard.

>""""""""""""""""Military"""""""""""""" laptops

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>>57862591
>Obama's military

>>57861473
>"cop" with an FRS bubble pack radio
>docking station isnt connected to anything

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>>57863056

>MIL-STD-810... compliance... latitude... testing has actually been done

didn't catch your whole post anon, but I agree that the Dell Latitude complies with MIL-STD-810 standards and is an impressively designed and built machine

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toughbook comin through

>>57863599

i want to get one of these, it would be so nice to throw my laptop everytime I died in a game or the internet goes out

>>57863525

tfw no anti gravity battlestation

>>57863650
Space might not be good for the human body, but I'm fairly certain that computers run better out there.

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>>57861491
>>57863525

>>57862443
kek

>>57863636
They come in pretty handy. I've fallen about 50 feet down a mountain while carrying mine. Didn't even reboot. It just kept running.

>>57862591
>pirating software for your boss
Rooky mistake there son.

>>57863661
Radiation of space is kill for computers

Reminder if you buy thinkpads for its durability then only use it to watch anime on it then you should hang yourself

Do it g, the rope awaits

>>57863797
It's a good thing that people here read mangoes.

>>57863797

when the race war erupts, thinkpad equipped anime fans will be shielding themselves from bullets and molotovs with their WXGA screens while you cower unentertained in the shadows pulling iPhone shards out of your face

>>57862530
>see the guy in space that's just a regular thinkpad
No they are not, NASA had to modify the cooling because the default thinkpad cooling assumes there is gravity (i.e density difference between hot air next to a hot component and slightly cooler air next to it doesn't cause advection)

>>57863769
Good thing SOI exists

>>57863829

that's actually really cool, too bad NASA probably voided their warranty

>>57862318
chinkpads are just overated doorstops for poorfag hipsters.

>>57862591
E-4 moron, enjoy the brig.

>>57861456
How would I go about making my own super-durable laptop?

I'm talking about a briefcase-sized box that's had all the electronics dipped in a solution that makes them waterproof, thick padding that's fire retardant, shock resistant engineering, fans with filters to keep it cool with all the padding and a heuge battery.

>>57863111
I think I have the jungle fever lads

>>57861456
>military grade
Nice buzzword.

>>57862530
thinkpads are toys

>>57863721
were you seriously shitposting while climbing a fucking mountain

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>>57866621
I've made a couple posts on various boards while in some pretty crazy places. I use it for mapping out trails primarily though. The GPS sensor in it is really accurate.
Being able to create my own paths and save them for later is way more reliable than trusting Google's maps or any competitor's alternative. Lots of side trails and technically driveable terrain aren't included on their maps at all, often times they're totally invisible. You miss a lot of the good things in life if you're not blazing your own trail.

>>57863525
What operating systems do they use?
Ayylmao7?

>>57866741
>The GPS sensor in it is really accurate.

The one in your phone is just as accurate you sperg.
And more than good enough for navigating.

And good mapping software is actually easier to find for Android then for Linux or Windows.

>>57866798
>The one in your phone is just as accurate you sperg.
Its not, actually. The reception isn't anywhere near as good either. If my cellphone were good enough I'd use it.
Funny how a pleb with no experience in the matter is trying to pretend he knows better than me.

>>57861456
>2016
>owning a laptop

>>57867097
>I a hiker
>calls other people "pleb".

>>57867122
Try again, pleb.
Come back to me when you've done Moab solo.

Its funny that the people who drool over super utilitarian toughbook shit are the people who never go outside and never have their laptop leave their bedroom. You're a bunch of roleplaying faggot children.

>>57867142
"Pleb" literally means someone who walks.
As opposed to Equites - people on horseback.

That's why it's funny.

>>57867143
http://panasonic.jp/pc/products/rz6d/

speaking of panasonic tough books, i want this thing

>>57867182
>"Pleb" literally means someone who walks.
You mean common people.
>Equites - people on horseback.
Applel in Rome.

>>57861456
>be OP
>be faggot
>buy "military grade"
>still a faggot
> :(

>>57866741
Fascinating, and thanks for the beautiful photo. :)

>>57862495
>I try really hard to sound like Richard Stallman when I type.

>>57867206

So you can pretend to be a Japanese schoolgirl? What the fuck is this shit, looks like Stallman's Leemote.

>>57867206
I've been trying to find one for some time now but it isn't looking good for me :'(

>ywn own a Tadpole SPARCbook

>>57868024
speak for yourself, I already do

>>57861456
>laptop
>military grade
You mean like behind the state of the art by about four years and heavily overpriced because it's coated in rubber?