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Saw a tech gore/cringe thread on /b/ earlier. Anyone got any more?

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Saw a tech gore/cringe thread on /b/ earlier. Anyone got any more?
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>>57815835
ispropyl alcohol will clean that up
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>>57815869
Not the bent pins
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>>57815850
Anyone have the MSI one? I believe it was MSI.
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>>57816106
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>>57816120
Thanks
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>>57815850
>abit
good times
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>>57816120
how did this person get a job
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>>57816164
Normies run 99% of the tech industry.
Is that a surprise to you?
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>>57815835
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I need a larger collection
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>>57815850
>>57816272
well
better safe then sorry
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>>57816286
>conductive paste on resistors
Smell the short circuit?
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>>57816301
edgy
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>post stupid shit about nvidiots >>57816286
>maximum damage control >>57816301
kek
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>>57816304
except it isnt conductive, thermal place generally arent
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>>57816084
dude... he can basically build a second pc inside his existent pc
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>>57816084
I can relate.
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>>57815850
but why
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>>57819570
Thi actually would not do a harm to mobo if you have brain
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Is there any actual way to recover from getting thermal paste in the cpu socket?

I imagine even if it were possible the effort required would be too fucking great to be worth it but it would still be possible right?

Also adding my contribution
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>>57819604

Do you have brain damage?
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>>57819610
Put out the battery few hours before and let it dry completely after wash. It will still work properly
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>>57819626

So this is how you clean your computers?
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>>57819608
are you retarded? wash that bitch with isopropanol
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>>57819610
You can actually do it without harming the board if you know what you're doing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qS3fryNlRQ
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>>57819608
If it works it is not stupid
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>>57819660
Why do you assume I clean only my cumputer like that?
And no, I don't clean electronics like that because I don't want to spend so much time on doing it
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>>57819666

When you dry it you can still leave behind deposits that can cause a short circuit. If you don't have a really good water filter or pure lab grade H2O you shouldn't attempt it.

>>57819707
>I don't clean electronics like that

BUT DON'T YOU HAVE A BRAIN? ONLY IF NO HAVE BRAIN DO DAMAGE HUUUUUR.
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>>57819665
No but there's always that chance
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>>57819727
Read rest of the sentence
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>>57819752

Hey, I understand. You don't have a brain so you wouldn't clean your MOBO like that. I think to prove me wrong you should definitely make a video of you cleaning your MOBO like that. Unless you're too stupid to do it? But nah, you're smart enough, you said if you have a brain everything is ok!
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>>57819336
This looks like an ancient city
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>>57819660
I cleaned some old video cards like that. Worked in the end.
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>>57819660
I work for an electronics manufacturer. Majority of components on boards are not water sensitive. Water causes issues only when power if being drawn through. Get woke.
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>>57819785
Not cringe, just prep for a sub-dew point cooler.
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>>57819937

>Majority of components on boards are not water sensitive

Oh, then you must wash your motherboard this way right?
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>>57819968
Absolutely not
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>>57819982

Ok, I'll start taking this serious when someone on here actually does this.
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>>57815850
I miss Tek Syndicate :,(
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>>57819995
Well washing and cleaning boards to remove flux is different than a motherboard that's installed in a pc. Compressed air works just fine. But while manufacturing most pcbs get thrown in industrial washers, much like dish washers. Air dried, then finished in an oven to make sure it's completely dry.

The biggest issue with washing any pcb is water sensitive components, and rust.
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>>57816245
Works very well if you LN2 it.
In fact if you don't you'll not gonna run that PC for long.
>>57819785
pic related once CPU is installed.

>>57818693
>Cutting AGP
This is a classic.
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>>57816084
>AIRFLOW MAN
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>>57815850
Ugh thicker
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>>57816026
You can raise them using plastic card
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>>57819533
If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.
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>>57816258
I'd believe this was read if the 8800 didn't have a abysmal failure rate and this wasn't an already dead one.
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>>57816240
No because autismos like on this board are most definitely unfit for work
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https://linustechtips.com/main/topic/561041-980ti-darwin-awards-help/

>all cards have the same PCB, right?
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>>57819660
is that hillary's email server?
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>>57820029
That tranny ruined it.
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>>57820978

Well, it is getting wiped.
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>>57819336
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>>57819731
what the unholy fuck
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>>57820936
R I P
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>>57821346
I wonder how that happened

>oops I dropped my gpu on my table saw while reapplying thermal paste lol
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>>57821502
I remember that thread


its built into a desk
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>>57821528
well it was yesterday
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>>57821502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

>spend hundreds of euros extra to impress your friends with your classy desk and equipment
>can't be bothered to take care of your computer though
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>>57821584
I thought it was earlier today lol


i need sleep
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>>57819731
that's it, i'm calling the cops
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>>57820936
>I don't think I drilled through any circuits

>can see the nubs

>going too fill the hole with solder

He doesn't even know how electricity works
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>>57821970
>that 'custom case' is babby's first welding project
>those handles
>that meme mic
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Just got this one from my friend, whose PC was assembled by what appears to have been a gibbon.

Yes the cooler is drawing air off the back-plate and angling it towards the top of the case, where there are no exhausts. This at least partially explains the random shutdowns and 60°C idle temps, though I would be surprised if he even remembered to use thermal paste.

Also if anyone can tell me what the fuck this cooler actually is so I can figure out how to uninstall the fucking thing and put it the right way up, I'd appreciate it.
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>>57819533
I honestly wish to know the thermal properties of a parsnip
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>>57816164

Probably nepotism.
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>>57822340
disgusting af
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>>57819604
If you have brain, you will know that tap water contains conductive solutes. You're basically coating your motherboard in a microscopic layer of conductive minerals. Do this a few times and you will short-circuit your board, no matter how careful your pea brain thinks it's being.
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>>57821970
>>57820936
That reminds me of the JewTwoShekels watercooling meme merchant drilling holes into an X99 motherboard to fit a waterblock and acting like it was a mistake anyone could have made.
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>>57821346
in pieces
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>>57815850
No one mentions how the CR2032 is missing!
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>>57819785
what the fuck am I looking at here
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>>57815835
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>>57824777
There's no way a candle melted an aluminum backplate.
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>>57825863
A candle burns at ~1700K according to Google, more than enough to melt aluminum bro
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>>57825863
Looks like one of the old white macbooks, so no aluminium.
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>>57825863
https://discussions.apple.com/thread/1928483?tstart=0

possible sauce.
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>>57826394
the last time i showed my girlfriend this she started crying
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>>57826452
lol, what a dumb cunt
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>>57825729

Would cook the curry
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>>57826469
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This happened to me today, rip netbook.
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>>57826488
saved.
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>>57826489
>consumer laptop
you had it coming
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>>57826722
>>Netbook

well duh, im not spending more than 200$ to take notes in class or view textbook pdf's
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>>57826775
You can probably get a 15" lenovo for ~$200 during the holiday sale season
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>>57819828

>file name
>that comment
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>>57820936

That was fantastic.
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>>57826664
This is either a joke or actual too stupid to breath tier
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>>57816084
Nothing wrong with this, unless you're extremely autistic, it will perform just fine.
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>>57827463
OK it's a joke I had not send the pop tart the first time
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>>57821444

https://linustechtips.com/main/topic/561041-980ti-darwin-awards-help/

read how it happened
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>>57824777

>candle fuel can't melt Al beams.
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>>57826489

>Lenovo
>no red clit

What were you thinking?
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>>57826489
>happened

By happened do you mean you punched it?
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>>57825691

preparation for sub zero cooling, if this was not done the condensation would fuck the mobo
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>>57827560
had they made 11.6" ultraportable for 160$ with a clit I would have bought it

it served me well for its price, new screens being 40$ im tempted to keep it alive
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>>57826412
at least they dead
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>>57827634
this thing is/was so plasticy I doubt a punch would have done anything.

i feel asleep watching some shitty movie, it fell off my bed, and then the power brick fell on it too

its not the first time this happened, but this time it broke
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>>57827744
The guy fawkes mask completes it.
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>>57821444
no he snapped the card from >>57820936 after he realized he fucked up. nice trips
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>>57819731
Akira?
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>>57827673
How did he plug an RF switch into a PS2 splitter?
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>>57826775
a 7 year old thinkpad is better than any consumer laptop
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>>57828941
just found out about 4chan? already told your friends? maybe /b/ is better for you
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>>57826452
>the last time
Are you implying you showed it to her other times before?
You thought it was so funny that it warranted showing it to her multiple times?
Maybe she was crying about how she ended up with a retard like you.
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>>57819610
in the factory, the last process motherboards go through is when they are dipped in a chemical solution to clean them. They are then taken to a water tank and dipped in that to remove poisonous chemicals. They are then dried off and packaged
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>>57826412
oprah_bees.gif
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>>57828973
top kek
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>>57827734
Is that a Model M clone keyboard on a Mac?
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>>57827744
does anyone have a screenshot of the guy asking for this image and describing/drawing it extremely accurately from memory?
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>>57829353
>didn't notice it's sitting on a chest of drawers
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>>57829569
I don't know but the drawing is on the monitor in that one
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>>57820029
>>57821001
They're continuing on fine without Logan.
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>>57829599
Better than it being on a carpeted floor
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CSI
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>>57829772
>bought a Mac
>can't even afford a proper desk
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>>57829796
>bought a mac
>liberal
>lives with parents likely
>spends their money
>likely an idiot
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>>57829820
>such projecting
>much wow
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>>57829840
>Mac users are usually liberal middle class kids
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>>57829796
>>bought a Mac
>>can't even afford a proper desk
Of course, after paying for the Mac, the iPhone, the iPad, five pair of AirPods, and four hundred fucking dongles
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>>57829569
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lolol
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>>57822340
It's not bad for a first go, but for the big flat bits, reinforcements against bowing would improve pretty much everything about it
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>>57818693
Couldn't someone technically rewrite the driver to only use the remaining channels?
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>>57829820
what makes me laugh more than this is that digital keyboard sets having FJ underscores
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>>57822340
Shoulda tig'ed it, too
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>>57830061
If I remember right, that's AGP 3.0 and the extra pins were mostly for extra power.
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>>57816084
Cute.
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>>57826488
idk y, but my sides are now sub orbital
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>>57830173
I've done that before desu, never got onto the cpu like that though
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>>57827734
when you see it...
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>>57821584
What is this?
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>>57830577
shitty panorama fucnton stitching together multiple images?
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>>57827670

They do - x220
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>>57829929
Now does anyone have the next screenshot where the guy actually visits /g/ and some autist goes full retard and deduces that it's him?
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>>57826412
Looks like a wireless B router
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>>57831157
Dutch humour worst humour.
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>>57831221
New person confirmed
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>>57826412
don't you people know about mosquito mesh? how do you live with all the flies,bees,bugs in your house?
I don't understand.
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>>57831271
Are you talking about the Carlos meme?
Just because you used a meme it doesn't mean you used it well with a funny result.
In this case it was just an unfunny pun with a pun-based meme attached to it, and that makes it a shitty attempt at humour.
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>>57831466
Well I'm not the guy who posted it and I don't think puns are funny at all i actually find them irritating if anything that guy just seemed to not recognize Carlos
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>>57816272
I think that might be liquid thermal pad, but still too much has been used.
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>>57831500
Puns are usually unfunny, but sometimes they're actually funny because of how stupid they are, or how well they fit the context.
This one just seemed stupid to me.

I'm the same guy btw (pic related).
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>>57821134
Really makes you think.
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>>57822392
>EVGA
Have fun escaping from the house fire.
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>>57831591
That was only the 1070s

T. Asus customer
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>>57827673
this is just kind of funny
however, if he's serious i hate him even more now
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>>57829990

kek, took me a solid 20 seconds to figure out how that wasn't falling down.
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>>57826412
>A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!
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>>57827703
Meh. I like that better than some of the others
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>>57827673
https://twitter.com/IStandWithAhmed/status/774380588727873536
Kek
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>>57822608
>vlcsnap-2016-12-02-10h27
>replies to 50 posts
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>>57826488
Are those piss bottles?
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>>57826640
peanut cutter and belly sandwich
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>>57831024
Bump for interest
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My coworker wanted me to clean up his computer for him, see if I could get it working again. He's a heavy indoor smoker; I had to leave this fucking thing on my front porch for a week just to air out.
Opened it up and found this shit...
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>>57831866
No wonder he wanted you to do it, cuck.
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>>57831985
It was old and wouldn't even start up anymore.
I just put it back together after taking those pics and gave it back to him.
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>>57816084

>no mom, you don't understand, I HAVE to have a full tower
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>>57819660
>CMOS battery still in
kek
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>>57831866
Take a dry unused paint brush and dust off the fins with fast strokes
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>>57819968
It's quicker to spray air for 25 seconds than it is to take apart all the components and wash it, but that does not at all decrease the validity that this is still safe as long as there is no electrical current going through. Stop being a dumbass and learn how electronics work.
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>>57832141
What about the water that gets between the chipset sinks and the board? That would take a very long time to dry
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>>57820936
Christ
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>>57832238
>Because I'm sad?

Good god, I bet he's one of those cucks who throws their vidya controller when he loses a game too. Aren't kids taught to not throw temper tantrums when they grow up any more?
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>>57832304
Are you seriously that retarded?
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>>57819727
>If you don't have a really good water filter or pure lab grade H2O you shouldn't attempt it.
>>if you know what you're doing
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>>57832304
Good God, you are a fucking moron. Kill yourself, shit for brains.
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>>57832238
OK this guy should never try to build a machine again jesus
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>>57832329
>>57832340
t.kids who throw tantrums like babies
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>>57832304
Well now hes paying for it instead of his parents at least
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>>57832365
You and your entire family tree deserve to be gassed, you subhumanoid shit stain.
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>>57832365
Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.
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>>57832365
Stay ignorant, shit for brains.
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>>57832414
>>57832427
>>57832441
>Crybabies calls adult with selfcontrol subhuman, nigger, and downie, for not being a retard incapable to behave like an adult.

Is this satire?
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Well, this thread took a slight turn...
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>>57827670
Should have gotten a used business machine.
Now get a x220 and enjoy not having a piss slow pos
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>>57828970
>
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>>57830577
The habbening
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>>57831767
yes
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>>57826412
10 Gigabeet/s
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>>57832414
>>57832427
>>57832441
What in the Fuck is going on? I leave to finish my shift and 4chan becomes filled with high schoolers up past their bedtime?
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>>57832965
I think I see a antlion processor
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>>57833015
That should be

>I think I see an antlion processor
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>>57831024
>>57831836
https://rbt.asia/g/thread/S49067482#p49068338
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>>57831866
mmm look at all that potential Legionella bacteria
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>>57824744
>Having kids
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>>57831866
I had a customer with the exact same problem.
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>>57816084
Did that when my new case was not delivered together with the new mobo..
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>>57834245
is that psu enough ?
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>>57829778
>Windows XP
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>>57831719
>bring old motherboard to school to sell to a friend
>get suspended
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>>57834289
Why should it not?
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>>57834956
Ignore that thing it likes to stir up unneeded drama
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>>57832149
The point is that it's possible not recommended (mostly because of the impurities in tap water, if anyone really must do something like this the water should distilled and purified).
Yes it has to be bone dry and wiped clean.
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>>57826488
Presumably that the oil doesn't have any additives in it, there's literally nothing wrong with this...
10/10 would fry again
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>>57827720
>leaving a running laptop on bed all night
The poor fuck would have probably died of overheating and dust clogging soon enough anyway...
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>>57834245
>Those free standing SSDs
Fucking criminal.

I know they don't have moving parts so you can get away with it, but there are free disk slots available and mounting brackets only cost peanuts, cheap lazy fuck.
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>>57827670
Am I retarded or are you running the whole system from a SD card??? Like really no internal storage?? The fuck?
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>>57816258
>removes actual core
Kek
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>>57834892
It is designed like that so it runs only 45 degree
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>>57825729
OMG MOM I HATE U
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>>57835382
he said he was waiting on a new case to some in, I'm assuming something much smaller, so the drives probably are only freestanding temporarily
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>>57829060

Water doesn't clean off flux...

Have any of you ever actually soldered anything or made your own electronics?
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>>57819731
I've been on that forum
>>57830173
Happens more often than you think
>>57835382
I've got a 3TB HDD sitting on my bottom rad and two 256GB SSD's wedged in between the rad and my side panel
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>>57831675
underrated
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>>57832887
Fug
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>>57826412
>computer has constant buzzing sound
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>>57822936
link?
also
>JewTwoShekels
iKek'd
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>>57826394
>and that's how I came up with the name deadmau5
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>>57827720
>its not the first time this happened
so you wanted it to break?
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>>57835506
Kek
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>>57832452
>>57832981
>highschoolers
>ers
>s
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>>57835737
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>>57819731
Kaneda!
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>>57835954
Put me in it too
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>>57835281
except for the water in the french fries
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>>57830046

What fucking faggot would trash a VGA port like that?
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>>57836095
Probably a woman or just another unaware idiot
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>>57834866
>start packing my lappy in a bag
>forgot I have the nano recivier for my mouse plugged in
>the lappy is 17 inch so it fits "just right" in the bag
>*SNAP*
>"ohhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiit"
>the outside part of the reciever is out, the usb part is still in
>"FUCK FUCK FUCK"
>carefully pull it out with tweezers
>the usb port works just fine
>the mouse was shit and cheap anyway

phew
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>>57828460
BNC connectors are not always used for RF stuff.
>>
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>>57836095
>VGA
>>
>>
>>57831866
>>57834225
Same here. Always the same story. Some guy smokes really heavily around their computer and it fills up with tobacco shit.
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>>57827703
GAYMEN
>>
>>57827703
>banned in california

tfw no bullet button
>>
>>57834640
Only in America can you open carry in public and yet have children suspended for making a "gun" symbol with their fingers.
>>
Dumping of a friends machine
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>>57824744
>"It's for artists like Jackson Pollock"
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The inside, there is a coin between the chassis of the graphics card to stop it making a screeching noise. The tape also helps this.
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>>57815835
>>
>>57825729
Make me laugh :D
>>
>>57831866
Throw it in the dishwasher. Also, send him the pics.
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>>57833387
Dutch humor, worst humor.
>>
>>57832981
The thread started with the OP mentioning /b/. You should have expected it.
>>
>>57835281
ive heard that it messes up the capacitors
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>>57821584
Hey nice Francisco Goya print.
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>>57835975
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>>57836848
>>
>>57836848
Retake it. You did a shit job
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>>57819533
I hope there's no leek
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>>57819570
Ignoring that the board would work after being properly dried out, wouldn't this cause a massive amount of corrosion
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>>57836955
>>
>>57834892

I actually like the pragmatic component placement.
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>>57837299
The fuck is this garbage?
>>
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>>57836095

Yeah, it's even missing 6 pins now :^)
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>>57837324
It's the guy who sits behind that battlestation. He's constantly shitposting here. Look closely at the background of the webm.
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>>57837362
>Look closely at the background of the webm
No thanks.
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>>57837337
It's missing a keyboard key too. He takes care of his stuff...
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>>57837326
disgusting
>>
>>57837531
As disgusting as a trap or a namefag.
>>
>>57836558
how do people get so much shit in their fans? my computer is clean and it has been running 24/7 with the case open for years
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>>57825729
STOP
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>>57820355
yes it is, you idiot

I could use a chainsaw to cut my toast, it'd work but it would be a stupid way to do it
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>>57837638
>Roll bar
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>>57837607
Is there seriously a drink holder in the case?! Wouldnt it just heat it up or at least make it warm?
>>
>>57837252
>firefox
>doesn't use test pilot
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>>57836331
I was once cleaning out one filthy machine to find that the caked dust was blue for some reason. Turns out that somebody had been spray painting next to the thing when it was running.
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>>57819336
Lmao
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>>57837252
Well.....
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>>57819570
Distilled water does not conduct but tap water does, this would fuck up the motherboard.
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>>57819727
You just need to use distilled water, then you're good
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>>57836489
This isn't tech gore though.
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>>57831866
cleaned a friend's computer who was a heavy indoor smoker because he kept complaining about it overheating, and admitted to me he had never cleaned it ever. i took it off his hands for a day for a heavy air compression job and alcohol scrub because this bothered me so much.

the amount of dusty tarballs that came out of it was absolutely vile. they were as big as rodents. it ran around 20 degrees cooler when i was done with it. he was so fucking embarrassed every time i brought it up.
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>>57836493
Looking at the color, I'm assuming the artist is from India.
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Does this count?
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>>57836252
They were used for networking not that long ago.
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>>57838172
is that like over 400 watts???
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>>57838320
TDP is 500W, those are two 290X on a single PCB.
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>>57834225
>MFW live in california
>Have multiple growers as clients
>They send in their computers
>Always filled with weed
>Fans are full of weed
>PCI slots are full of weed
>Heatsink is full of weed
>DIMM slots are full of weed
>The fucking power supply is full of weed
>Thing smells like five hippies lighting up doobies in one room if you turn it on.
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>>57838366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5coUkAFJ_w
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>>57826489
Damn, had to inspect the picture to check if you're my nephew. I bought him a lenovo z-series laptop for Christmas last year.

His mother checked his browsing history and found porn sites - so naturally she closed the lip and smashed it againt the corner of his desk. The screen looks exactly like that picture but the keyboard is different and I recall that it was back-lit.
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>>57831157
Carlos you son of a bitch
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>>57825729
I bet it still smells of curry though
>>
>>57834892
Function over form is beautiful anon.
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>>57818780
>
Or a pretty huge RPi cluster.
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