>He STILL doesn't have a macbook pro. What's your excuse?

i am not a marxist

Don't need a laptop

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>>57808112
Im not liberal retard hipster

i need phisical escape key when working, doing stuf in CAD is impossible to imagine w/o it

>>57808112
>tapping a slide on a touch bar instead of a slide on the screen

>>57808175
You are not supposed to run CAD on the machine, that is misusing it. The ports were removed and the battery lasts half as much as before just to avoid you idiots mistreating the macbook pro. The "pro" in this case is used as a synonym for "good" and not professional.

>>57808112
I like typing

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>>57808112
>dongle life
>retarded keyboard
>huge ass trackpad with bad palm rejectio
>requires you to trust that nothing will ever go wrong with the ssd
>forces you to use cloud
>3200€ for base model
>literally outperformed of 300% by the base Mac Pro (a 20000 years old machine) and xps15
>shitty linux support
>shitty windows support
>literally the only laptop that the entirety of macfags acknowledge as shitty

You tell me pal

>>57808112
I have a Dell

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>>57808112

>>57808112
I have a surface book.

I have no homosexual tendencies

>>57808134
A product that is overpriced for no reason produced by the epitome of capitalism? Definitely a marxist lol

I'm not gay enough

I don't suck cocks.

>>57808112
Of course someone with a cast will be watching a skateboarding video, as they can't go out and do stupid shit anymore

>>57808293
Old friend, why are you so shy?

>>57808112
I got 3 times the battery life than the new macbook pro and I don't need dongles

>>57808286
If you use tons of dongles then you are using it wrong. You are only supposed to use equipment with native ports

>>57808112
shit gimmick t b h

Because I own a thinkpad.

>>57808940
>I decide what you can do
If you're not supposed to use dongles, why does the manufacturer also sell dongles?

>>57808112
Because I'm neither a faggot nor a retard.

Because it has a worse keyboard than a 300$ Acer I once had.

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https://www.extremetech.com/computing/238878-apple-now-officially-dongle-company-happens-make-smartphones-computers

https://9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSC_UG5_kU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o

>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>keyboard shallower than a hollywood slut
>keyboard louder than a sheboon nigress
>proprietary SSD
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>tamper tape on battery screws

http://www.howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously/

>it's 2016 and moving files around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

APPLEL IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT

MACFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>57808112
I have this bad boy.

I don't use laptops.

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>>57808286
Apple is going to shit fast.

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I picked up a refurbished 2015 MacBook Pro with dedicated graphics and I couldn't be happier, familia.

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>>57809048
>800mhz

I'm allergic to apples.

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>>57809045
Apple was always shit.

>>57809048
best laptop ever, im waiting as long as possible before upgrading

>>57808286
amen...

>>57809068
>Buy macbook
>For running windows on it
Seriously thou, that's just Apple's crappy windows drivers being crappy. They've always been crappy at thermal management and they'll obviously continue to be crappy at thermal management.

>>57809099
It's going to be worth a pretty penny when we sell it, familia.

I don't need an excuse for not having one, I have one already. :') 2015 model, the last good model made by Apple.

The real problem are the ones who own a 2016 model.

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>>57809045
I hope they'll die soon tbqh, because if this time manufacturers choose to take the cuck way like they did in the past years we'll have a sorry era for tech.

>>57809231
Apple will die when Donald Trump forces them to manufacture computers in the United States of America and the cost of a 15-inch 2016 Retina MacBook Pro skyrockets to $10,000

>>57808286
>Not just using a dock when you're at your desk
>Implying
>Placing your hands on the keyboard in some bizarre V-shape instead of doing what normal people do
>This soft of thing is why you have home owner's insurance that covers your stuff
>Nope, nothing forcing you to use iCloud
>Nope again, 13" begins at $1500 and 15" at $2400
>Thinking that a Xeon-based machine outperforming it is somehow bad when Intel's CPUs have pretty much stagnated since the last Mac Pro came out
>Buying a mac to run Linux
>Buying a mac to run windows
>Implying this when it's been selling better than any previous model. That little guy who runs a computer repair shop and has a youtube channel really doesn't represent mac users in general.

>>57809299
>computer dock
jesus christ I haven't used one of those since my old ass Dell 1500 from 1999

Does the MBP come with recovery discs too?

>>57809291
If the price of the MBP skyrockets to $10.000 then you can be sure that the only choices are going to be similarly priced machines from other manufacturers because no way is Trump going to force just Apple to make their U.S sold products in the U.S, he's going to force everyone to do so

>>57808112
I'm not homosexual, a woman or a child.

>>57808221
Pro is facebook-machine.
Good would be ThinkPad.

Stop misusing the MacBook, you fuckers are ruining it.

>>57809307
So I assume you're the type who uses one of those huge laptops with ports for practically everything, including VGA and FireWire 400?

Seriously thou, is it really that unthinkable to have a hub with everything you need that you connect to using a single USBtypeC or Thunderbolt port?

>>57808112
I have no interest in using macOS

>>57808221
>Falseflagging this badly
Yes we get it timmy, you're angry that Apple is leading the way in the laptop space and other manufacturers are going to change their laptops to be very similar in the near future.

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>>57809299
>>>57808286 (You)
>>Not just using a dock when you're at your desk
>always being at your desk
>>Implying
0.5 mm travel is shit familia
>>Placing your hands on the keyboard in some bizarre V-shape instead of doing what normal people do
I place my hand with my middle fingers on j and f like anybody who touch types
>>This soft of thing is why you have home owner's insurance that covers your stuff
What in the fuck are you blabbering about
>>Nope, nothing forcing you to use iCloud
Except the recycle bin automatically dumps shit on iCloud for you, goy
>>Nope again, 13" begins at $1500 and 15" at $2400
It's still 3299€ if you dare want to have more than a micro SD worth of storage
>>Thinking that a Xeon-based machine outperforming it is somehow bad when Intel's CPUs have pretty much stagnated since the last Mac Pro came out
>I'll just ignore the xps claim
>>Buying a mac to run Linux
I wouldn't, but i couldn't
>>Buying a mac to run windows
I wouldn't, but i couldn't
>>Implying this when it's been selling better than any previous model. That little guy who runs a computer repair shop and has a youtube channel really doesn't represent mac users in general.
>allapplepro
>dave2d
>mobiletechreview
>notebookcheck
>any macforum thread
>any hackernews thread
All bad reviews.


>y-you're using it wrong!!
>i-i-it works on my machine!!!
>but the OS is smooth I-I swear
>stop it anon
>s-stop it
>STOP TELLING ME THESE THINGS YOU'RE MAKING MY HEAD HURT

>>57809372
are you really defending that you have no functionality in your ports to the point that you're forced to use adapters in every way possible because you lack THAT much purpose?

Or do you really think things like USB A which is used around the world universally would make your MBP unreasonably thick or an SD card slot (whose module is thin enough to fit easily) is simply a legacy technology?

At least my laptop doesn't need a million adapters and USB A on my XPS13 works as intended without dropping my Wifi

>>57809372
I would actually like to plug in my USB drives and devices without an adapter and I would actually like to plug my camera's SD card into my SD slot

>>57809372
>he's defending apple taking away features then advertising dongles