>tfw C++ test in 2 months and don't know shit

>>57801527
ur dum lol

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>>57801527
>tfw passed C++ test

>>57801527
Better start popping that adderall you fucking faggot.

>2 months
You can learn a hell of a lot in 2 months. Get cracking, Anon.

why do you care when the test is if you know nothing about c++

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>100 word essay due in a week
>haven't started yet

>>57801541
>>57801562
/thread

>10 word essay due in a year
>haven't started yet

>>57801626
dude 100 words are nothing lmao wtf

>>57801527
You need years to learn the basics of C++ code programming.

>>57801657
10 word post

>>57801663
>>57801699
The joke

You

>>57801626
>>100 word essay

Fug. I hate it when that happens. No idea how the prof expects us to finish that shit

>>57801562
Urghh so who's in the right?>>57801681

>>57801527
just be yourself

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>one syllable essay due in 10 years
>tfw too intelligent to stop posting on /g/

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Tfw 6-12 page essay due in a week.

Already a page in so it should be doable

>>57802529
Doable in one afternoon senpai

>>57801626
>100 word essay

More like sentence huh?

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>>57801527
Wait 2 months -1 day and read this.

>>57801663
XD

>>57802529
What's the essay about? If it's for some literature class, usually you can just verbally puke onto the page and get a decent grade.

>tfw two intelligence too use linux

>10 microseconds of neural activity due in 3 decades
>can't stop posting on /g/
Help me bros

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>>57802741
>C++ in a day
that's when you know it's a meme.
according to the reviews it's also filled with errors, which is the best thing for a beginner.

>2 months
Entire projects are finished in that time span you lazy cunt, get on it!

>>57801734
> lmao wtf

are you retarded?

>4chan test due in 3 years
>can't stop learning algebra and binary logic
help me

Fuck this just reminds me I want to learn c, But every time I start I always fall off in motivation pls help.

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>>57801527
>tfw didn't fall for the stem meme
>tfw got regular job making $60k per year
>tfw probably gonna buy a house next year
>tfw no debt

>>57801527
>a COMPUTER PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE TEST
wut

>tfw got a B in C++ class
>tfw barely passed data structures and algorithms

hold me

>exam in three days
>started reading yesterday

I went to lectures and did exercises, but shit
what am I doing here now

>>57803571
just program a compiler anon, that way you will learn all of c++ in one project.

>tfw never done programming in my life
>have to write a program for determining the correlations between letters at certain positions in collection of strings
Would probably take someone who knows their shit like an afternoon but I feel like I'm learning a lot

>>57803348
Ethics class, I have to do a case study on two situations and justify a form of secular ethics.

>>57801527
>so smart
>still led by emption

>>57803584
>just

do you even know how much work that is?

>>57801538
How do gifs like this get made?

>>57804997
You have a tool that that does basic segment and line detection and has a preset of letters to use for each situation.

>>57805177
>>57804997
Actually, it is not even that complicated.
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/394882/how-do-ascii-art-image-conversion-algorithms-work

>>57805230
>>57805177
So there was a gif of zooming in on the frog, and then that was converted to ascii? I had assumed that there was a still image that was turned into this gif

>>57803730
>falling for the philosophy meme

>>57801527
>tfw need to submit BSc paper due in 30 months
>tfw don't know shit

how does this shit stay alive

>tfw C++ is way harder than Java

Gonna have to pass on this

>>57801626
>100 word
try 5000 words

>>57803766
kek

>operating systems class has a C++ codebase
>Literally just write C with classes and generics
>Easy A
Seeples is a meme

>working at pc lab
>Chinese student asks for a tutor
>walk over to help her
>her PC has the Google search 'what is tic tac toe' on her browser
>she needs help with her tic tac toe c++ assignment
>explain everything very slowly for almost 20 minutes
>she scrolls down on the assignment page (assignments are given on a website)
>in big red letters "133 days overdue"
>not sure if she's failing the class hard, or dropped it and is trying to practice for next semester

I thought tutoring would be fun, but only the worst students seem to come in for help

>have to make a processor for next week
>haven''t even looked at the project description
fampai, life is suffering.

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>>57806431
bang her

>>57806594
I only go after Instagram baddies

>>57806605
post them

>>57806658
Nah, I'm paranoid they go on the same sites as me.

>>57806676
Anon, you made us curious... I want to see

>>57805298
I assume so, but then again, implementing zoom and looping/mixing it into the end in the software shouldn't be that hard by itself.

>>57801527
>2 months

are you retarded or something? this is much longer than it takes to learn a language

also
>C++
>shit easy object orientation
>not understanding pointers
>not understand data typing
wew lad
this has to be bait.

>>57803564
you're an idiot

>tfw math major
>tfw better at C than any CS kiddie
it's the easiest lang. pls.

>>57803406
some pajeet will still buy it and get BTFO

>>57807341
>this is much longer than it takes to learn a language

Learning Japanese takes 2 years minimum pal

>>57801626
>Continuum Mechanics, Applied Statistics, and ODE/PDE finals Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday accordingly
>Haven't studied at all yet

I have a serious procrastination problem

>>57801527
then get to fucking work you lazy cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDCGrINPGUQ

>>57807459
Don't conflate human languages and programming languages. Programming languages have small vocabulary, no ambiguity, and much less redundancy.

>people who dont know C++ yet or have a hard time learning it

literally how

I'm starting to think that there is some yet-to-be-discovered anxiety process that hooks up to your learning capabilities and impairs them. This shit can literally be learned by a 10 yrs old kid if he put the low effort of an hour per day

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>tfw you learned a non-meme language like java

>>57807877
/thread

>>57801527
>found C++ scary and confusing at school
>programmed in C, C#, some PLC languages professionally for 10 years
>change jobs and have to use C++ and QT
>feels bad
>read up on C++ 11/14 and best practises
>get sent on a 5 day C++ course
>start a project in C++ and code on it on your free time
>the language all of a sudden isn't that scary
>find it beautiful and quite fast to code in
>QT solves some basic stuff missing in std even though it's cancer
Just start programming on your free time son. It will solve itself.

>>57807976
>10 years of programming professionally
>zero interest in C++, not even one hobby project

How?

>>57807877
> be learned by a 10 yrs old kid if he put the low effort of an hour per day

Dunning–Kruger.jpeg

>>57808171
Don't make your hobby/interest into your job. It kills you inside. I've found that coding on your free time in this line of work is actually quite abnormal. People have families and don't really time to code on their free time. I do other shit when I don't work.

>>57808233

He didn't say how long the 10 y/o kid would take to get proficient, anon.

Also he's right. What part of C++ scares you so much that you couldn't learn it? It's not rocket science, just an awful lot of syntax. But if you can learn spanish, you can learn C++. "One hour per day keeps beeing a NEET away.."

>>57801527
>C++
No reason to learn it unless you're going to do gaymen development.

>>57808342
Will this one hour a day be worth anything in 2 months?

>>57803427
>misses the joke
>gets called retarded
>"but I did get it!!!!2!!"

>>57804997
mpv + libcaca

>tfw sitting in exam I didn't know we were having and I forgot to hand in my assignment which counts for 50% of the marks
>oh wait I graduated years ago
>wake up

>tfw can learn most courses in the span of 2-4 days
How does it feel to be a brainlet?

>>57806431
Reminds me of a girl from class

>final project due soon
>girl hadn't been able to make any progress
>agree to help because I'm a chump
>she can't understand anything after an hour of trying to explain
>have to teach her basic stuff like getline that has been covered all semester
>almost time for class, so I agree to let her see my code so she can try to understand it
>she copies half of it while I'm explaining it
>end up dictating the rest of it to her because she still doesn't understand
>try and get her to try things slightly different than me to avoid getting in trouble for plagiarism
>doesn't understand that either, so she just copies the rest word for word

I ended up rewriting my code the next day though because I didn't realize that we weren't allowed to use any extra packages, so at least I won't get in trouble.

>>57801527
You still have two months to learn shit nigger

>>57801626
100 words? Just show up early and finish it before class.

>>57801527
Get off the internet and start learning you stupid fuck

>>57806431
Did she cheat to get in or does the school have lax requirements?

>>57811402
Its community college. She's prolly paying out the ass for tuition because she's from china.

>>57811451
>community college
>pay out the ass ever
Something is not adding up.

>>57802072
kek

>>57803730
same but i'm too lazy to get it over with and do it this weekend. I'll start it thursday.

>>57801527
fuck pointers forever. still got an A though but i'm not doing cs anymore

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>>57802741
>not skimming the introduction and conclusion of each chapter 24 minutes before the test

>>57813117
Community colleges are only cheap for people from the actual community. International students pay a ton more. I looked up my local community college as an example:
>in county tuition: $107.75/credit
>out-of-state/international tuition: $323.25/credit

>>57805333
Engineering majors have to take an ethics course.

>>57807504
>>57803730
Ethics is a bunch of BS.

>>57801527
Test of what ? Being a fucking twat ? Get your ass moving and start with basics. Ppl who tell you shit like "you need years to learn 'basics'" must be morons. If you want to truly learn the desired programming language then you must have a curiosity and ask yourself (or someone) what does something do and fill your knowledge gap, then repeat with what you just learned.

Easiest way to learn is to work with examples. It will help you know common problems/dilemma and typical mistakes.

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>tfw just passed C# class and don't know shit

>>57803730
same here, but I've got 3 programming assignments as well and an exam the day it's due. Might hand it in a day late, the prof is pretty wishy washy on due dates.

>>57804997
if you were to learn c++ and generally programming instead of being a faggot, you would have know already (probably even write your own program to create such)

honest answer on how to learn a programming language relatively fast with proper study?

>>57815516
Attend university course if a such one exists. Attend lectures and write down notes and copy whiteboards/blackboards by hand. Read the assigned literature. Do the end of chapter exercises. Do the labs/homework.

On your own? Go to stack overflow and pick recommended literature for your language and proficiency level. Read the book and do all end of chapter exercises. Work on a personal project using the features you learned.

Never pick up a "learn x the wrong way" or "learn y in z amount of time" book.

>>57815516
Documentation
Stackoverflow

Also learn ebnf since virtually all major languages' grammars can be described with such.

>>57813715
This is why

>>57815516
project euler gives you some interesting problems to get you to learn programming as a means to solve them

>>57801527
Learn Python