Humour Thread

>Humour

None of this shit will ever be funny to someone that isn't mentally retarded. Kill yourselves, you mouth breathing mongoloids.

>>57793749
does cooling a router actually do anything at all ever?

>>57793730
Seems legit.

>>57793794
Really make you think.

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xD

>>57793456
Why do people hate MongoDB?

>>57794060
what the fuck

>>57794165
I rather liked his reaction desu.

>>57794165

RMS replies to just about every email, desu. If you catch him in the right mood, he can be pretty witty.

>>57793794
Makes it cooler

>>57794760
does that help it to route?

>>57793894
ecks dee

>>57794753
Can confirm, I once got nearly blackout drunk and rambled about weird tech ideas to him, and this went on for 2 weeks on the days I had a bottle of vodka. He was nice, but I could tell he was starting to get annoyed near the end.

>>57793894
Jerk City always seems funnier in your memory than when you actually read it.

>>57793894
Are you legitimately autistic?

>>57795631
God I love Besiege.

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>>57793456

>>57795868
> 101%

>>57793984
dude's a genius.

>>57793730
>using [not DeviousYarn] when DeviousYarn covers all your needs

>>57794753
would he reply to me if i use gmail
i don't actually know how to set up my own mail shit

>>57794771
technically makes it worse

>>57794753
So that's what he's always doing on that laptop.

>>57793894
god damn i miss microsoft chat

>>57793984
I love how the cable literally says eth kill on it

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>>57793629
.. I did not know OpenPEPE can be good with women.

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>>57793456
you missed one!

>>57793794
makes your internet faster as the heat in standard routers throttles the speed

I want Beethoven.

>>57793957
I'd read

>>57793794
some cheapo routers often benefit from cooling.
just try plugging vent holes on yours when whole family streams something

>>57793456
>the acid is kicking in
> creature's pupils smaller than my angus rn
harsh kek

>>57803017
>>57803516
I'm pretty sure that there were much more of those with O RLY? logo.

>>57803544
Aight
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/vqUQ5

>>57803565
Saved. Thanks, anon.

>>57802886
i forgot the story but here is what i remember:
megaman face
crazy sister and mother
feeling bad for anon
they did something to his pc/laptop
he did something back

i cannot really put the pieces right back

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>>57803777
ok found it now

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>>57802526

>>57803848

Harder kek than I expected

>>57793730
/g/ in cuckshell.

>>57802865
>switch
>packets
wat

>>57804668
Welcome to /g/
Where normies think they know shit

>>57804668
>>57804693
I didn't make the image, just found it in a thread. I will change packets to frames when I get out of classes.

>>57804668
Doesn't a switch still route ethernet packets?

>>57803848
GNUfags on suicide watch

>>57793497
Im gay but lets roll

>>57805146
It routes frames which can contain Ethernet packets

>>57804668
>it's an anon thinks he's looking smart but he's actually outting himself as dumb post
Hmm anon I wonder what the word is for the things tagged on trunk ports.

I have a very small penis.

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>>57807323

>>57805256
*farted*

>>57808282
Le me

>>57793730
Not surprised people think like this when you lack the social skills and circle of people to push you foward

>>57807323
Your secret is safe with us, Anon.

>>57803802
I hope this guy turned out okay.

>>57803848
You sir, you won this thread

>>57804886
>packets to frames
Whats the difference

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>>57810711

>>57795903
Compared to the previous generation CPU, meaning a 1% improvement.

You can have more than 100% of something if you're comparing between stages.
If you have one apple and I give you two apples I've increased the amount of apples that you have by 200%.

>>57811790
Didn't you increase the number of apples by only 100% though, given that he already has 100% of an apple and that two of them are 200%?

>>57813235
did you even go to school? wow

>>57803802

times like these I'm reminded how lucky I am that I didn't get a complete cunt family

>>57813390
He's not wrong:
1=100%
let x= The original number of apples, 1
let y= The final number of apples, 2
ΔApples=y-x
ΔApples=1

The amount of apples was increased by 100%. The amount of apples he ended up with was 2. If you increase the amount of apples by 200%, then you have:
ΔApples=2
2=y-1
y=3
So he ends up with 3 apples.

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>>57794760

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>>57793456
hide_pajeet_threads.jpg

>>57808850
I hope his bitch mother died of aids.

>>57807323
There is always hope anon.
Go full twink homo.

>>57813235
>>57813540
Can you not fucking read? He said:
>If you have an apple and I give you TWO apples...