Does anyone actually use this fucking thing at all?

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Does anyone actually use this fucking thing at all?

>>57786025
Cortana is just search.exe with ability to search online.

I disabled the online search portion, so I'm technically still using Cortana.

Unless you're talking about the voice speaking thing, which is a pure meme.

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They should replace Cortana with Tay. I'd use that.

Normalfags use it all the time. They are so lazy that they can't even type their query into the botnet bar sitting on their homescreen or desktop.

>>57786108
Your beautiful

>>57786025
An even better question - how the fuck does the "windows store" sell anything AT ALL? Are there people who unironically buy stuff from there?

>>57786025
You still don't get it, do you?
IT uses US!!

>>57786025
Why are her eyes so wide apart? It's downright disturbing.

>>57786622
All the better to see us with, my dear.

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Does anyone actually use this fucking thing at all?

>>57786025
i might if i wasnt using a potato.
im always wearing a blutooth headset
but windows 10 with everything off seems to cripple my computer ever since that 1 year anniversary update.

>>57786668
>ends in 86668
>666 inside of 88

o-ok

>>57786643
So she's the wolf?

Is "Cortana" related to "cortex" by any chance?

>>57786108
Get out Vlad

>>57786829
But my name is Юлия (:

>>57786853
You know it's not Vlad, time to stop drinking vodka.

>>57786025
Female Bonzi Buddy?

>>57786853
fuck off julia, you're drunk

>>57786955
>you're drunk
No. Not now, that is..

>>57786668
>>57786709
>i..im so bored

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>>57786668

Guys Windows is a botnet reeeeee get Ubuntu

Tin foil X tier shit taken over G. You're all pathetic.

>>57786025
I used it during the first few days of Windows 10 being released but then I just disabled it.

>>57786108
>>57786025
Yes plenty on PC, mobile and Xbox

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>>57787455

>>57786260
Based

>>57786025
plz be my ai gf