/csg/ - Chink Shit General

>>57773341
First for what does /csg/ think of the zuk z2 pro as a Christmas gift for me from me as a congratulations for landing a new job?

>no news
>no previous thread
>no links
>no nothing
What a fucking horrible thread

>>57773399

depends, what's the job

>>57773513
Admin for a cleaning company. Super easy work. 40k a year too.

I'll try to do the news.
Previous thread: >>57762764

>>57773473
It's a very special edition.

>>57773399

Mi5 or bust senpai

>tfw your chink mediacuck phone finally get relatively stable CM rom
feels gud

Any good male sex toys? I don't want anything up my ass.

>>57773823

Which phone m8

>>57773851
meizu m2 note

>>57773885

Noice

What's battery life like? I always imagine that MediaKek chipsets go through more power then their Qualcomm equivalents

>>57773587
Anon gets a watch, a MAGA hat, hand straps, leggings and some bling for his mommy. >>57763170
Anon asks for our favorite chink buys >>57764474
Anon replaces his laptop's disc reader with a hard drive >>57764896
Amateur anon asking for hdmi cables >>57765652
iWork11 guy managed to fix his chink tablet >>57765920
Anon gets some shirts, an KZ-ATE >>57767305 and a happy card >>57767315
Anon is having a hard time opening his package (with a watch inside) >>57767928
Another anon suggests a natural bobobird instead >>57768498
Anon feels bad after buying the new Xiaomemes >>57769602
Anon wants to become an IEM guinea pig, gets many requests >>57763434
Anon gets a free Xiaomi Notebook >>57769329
Anon takes the bullet with an ssd >>57770369
Anon buys a $15 smart watch and likes it >>57771423
Anon gets his first chink shit fake legos >>57766090

>>57773927
4h-5h SoT light use with 2-3 days standby, will see if it gets better without the chink botnet

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Review of Xiaomi Piston basic edition bought from ChinkBest:

Pros:
>Fit snuggly into the ears
>The mic quality is actually good for the price
>Good for listening to podcasts or VoIP/Mumble
>Also actually has bass compared to 20 Eur Sony headphones

Cons:
>It sounds too tinny when listening to anything metalish
>Left earpiece is too quiet (Balance -6)
>The piece with the button and mic feels fragile

Summary:
Do not buy unless you wanna get chink'd (Got refunded)
Support confirmed that it's a quality issue

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By "Shipping Time" do they mean time to dispatch or time to reach you? Because I ordered something on Priority Line 8 days ago and it still hasn't dispatched.

>still in a hand over
AAAAAAAAAAA

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Guess what I just got

>>57773978
Update on my DW watch.
Its garbage.
The "crystal" Is glass like that of a, let's say picture frame.
The strap has several threads popping out of it.

Got it for 2.89 but the store doesn't exist anymore. Can I still get a refund?

>>57774000
Another review from Gearbest:: Kanger (It's actually KangecTech) SUBVOD E Cigarette Starter Kit AKA Mouth fedora:

Pros:
>Small
>Thank fuck it comes with a backup tank glass
>Can be used while charging
>Overuse protection
>Serves its purpose

Cons:
>(Common thing with KangecTech tanks) After use, it starts to leak after time because of the built up vape in the air intake, so you just have to blow into it
>It can get messy when refilling
>Can't turn it off when the battery is low
>The coil is not that good

Summary:
Meh/10
Buy it when on discount since you will be paying for the price of the tank itself

>>57774098
D I L D O
I
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D
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Right I've waited 3 months and 1 week and still no sign.
Last time I buy a grouped order from the same seller to save them shipping costs.
Resolve my dispute Huang!

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>>57774194
Hm... Doesn't seem to be

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It's over 24 hours already.

>>57774220
>3 months
Too long. Hope you get a refund.

>>57774271
Did the chinese man who paid for this website design get chinked or pajeet'd

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>>57774267
It's N3DS cover plates!

>>57773978
>chinese lego
I don't understand the thinking behind this
The chinks are perfectly fine with ripping off the lego brand but shy away from ripping off the starbucks brand name and call it corner coffee instead?

>>57774321
No design on it or anything?

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>>57774321
They're nice and plain so I can put some of my shitty stickers or decals on them

They were $3.06 on 11/11

>>57774385
link:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3DS-2015-Version-Cover-Plates/32640963518.html

For anybody that chooses priority line shipping to Australia on Gearbest, does anybody have any idea what carrier this is? CA14803041815075

>>57773986

Bit disappointing given it has a 3100mah battery. Can get 7hrs SOT with my Mi5 easily. Dunno how much the screen size affects it.

Try installing Power Nap once you've installed CM and see if that improves

>>57774385
how's their quality compared to an original faceplate?

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>>57774471
>priority shipping
oh anon

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The price suggested there was a high probability of chinking.

>>57774538
The plastic actually seems a little stronger. They don't bend as easily as the the official nintendo ones

>>57774616
Hi Laura Powell!
tits?

>>57774540

From what I can find so far the CA tracking is DPEX/Toll so it is actually an express courier. Buggered if the tracking numbers work though (I have another order with the same type of tracking)

I need some small Christmas gifts for my sister. What do normie females want in their life that can be bought from ali?

>>57774696
buy her a choker anon

>>57774696
Nothing you order will get here before xmas

>>57774628
yea, but how's the texture like? does it feel chinkier?
in other words, is it instantly noticeable that it isn't official?

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>>57774154
you get what you pay for mate
what did you expect for $2, an official DW??

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>>57774154
Wahhhh why is my cheap knockoff not as good as the real thing

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I'm quite annoyed
Bought this but now the same product has been upgraded to a model with backlit keys that I could have gotten for the same price.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Wireless-Keyboard-2-4GHz-English-Air-Mouse-Keyboard-Remote-Control-Touchpad-For-Android-TV-Box/1946680016.html

>>57774154
>pay $2.89
>get shit watch
>act surprised

You got what you paid for. If you expected sapphire crystal glass for that price then you need to let your responsible adult handle purchasing decisions for you in future.

Straps on <$10 Chinese watches are universally garbage. Search "nylon watch strap [x]mm" on Ali and expect to pay $2 for a worthwhile one.

>>57774776
>2.4GHz
I wonder when they get bluetooth version of these so I don't have to use any external dongle.

>>57774709
Texture is a nice matte, not quite as smooth as official but I prefer that, you wouldn't be able to tell it apart just by looking though.

>>57774616
why did you ever think it would be polarized at that price?

>>57774802
probably the second you receive the non bluetooth version
the external dongle is tiny though
do you only have one usb port or wtf

>>57774776
I have an identical looking one without rgb led's, from Amazon under the Rii brand. Its backlit but only white led's.

you dun goof'd, the backlight totally makes the thing a functioning htpc remote

Are there some strong earphones which won't die after falling asleep with them? Or are there some special ones for sleeping?

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What did I get today /csg/???

>>57774891
Keychain?

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>>57774858
These mini atom PCs got only few usb ports, so I rather would use build in bluetooth,

>>57774825
Thanks anon!

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It's a flashlight! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/flashlight/32692951999.html

It's pretty good for the price. Not as bright as the Creememelights, but it has a distinct hotspot and a very clean spill and works well enough. The lanyard is pretty shit quality but I actually didn't even know it came with the lanyard when I bought it so basically that's a bonus.

>>57774865
>dun goofed
mine cost less than half what the amazon model goes for anon

>>57774913
A mic

>>57774914
is that seriously your main PC
jesus you really ARE poor

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>>57774913
>Iiro Seppälä
>Joosuankuja 4
>Sastamala
>Mongolia
Ebin :D

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Forgot to censor My name

>>57774980
Too late, Genghis.

>>57774856
I didn't. I want some free glasses. Though I'm wondering if they even block any UV at all.

>>57774937
it also took a month to ship and you can't see it in the dark

I've been chinked too many times. I still like these threads but I only do ecommerce with reputable businesses now

>>57774957
Just wondering do you walk into a Salvation Army and just be like "What's up with all these poors???"

>>57774957
NO, why I would use such wireless keyboard with my main PC?

Some simple remote control would work too with Kodi.

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>>57774971

>>57774980
You forgot tracking code.
www.posti.fi/henkiloasiakkaat/seuranta/#/lahetys/RS699456775NL?lang=en

>>57775009
so if this is only for kodi why are you being autistic and not using one of the ports for the dongle?
its not like you'll ever have a need to hook up a printer to it you know

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How much of a faggot do I need to become to buy this? It's $35.

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>>57774980
I fugged ub in more ways than Just one

>>57775057
i have the exact same BM-800 mic finlandia
when you coming back to the #anus irc?

>>57774971
Tää ei tuu poistuu täältä koskaan

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>>57775057
Sounds meh, but it didn't need phantom Power like some people Said.

>>57775090
Never

>>57775097
record yourself saying finnish memes for us

>>57775097
is that your mom in the background?

Tell her hi

Anyone else afraid that the Windows tablets have backdoors installed on them? After the shit that just went down with chink phones, I'm fairly paranoid in getting one of these.

>>57775153
It's Windows so yes, even if it's not chink.

>>57775153
format C:, install gentoo and problem solved.

>>57775097
open it up and see if it has a 9v battery
post a sample https://clyp.it/

>>57774971
Postaan eeppiseen

>>57775135
Tommorow. I sleep now.

>>57775152
Mom and father

>>57775153
Windows is literally synonymous with backdoors. It's a fucking open window bruv.

Might as well be afraid of the fact that keeping your house unlocked = easy access for robbers. Like duh, of course it is.

Anyone buy jackets on aliexpress before?

I'm thinking of getting this:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/fufu-shit/32759386436.html

>>57775231
generally clothing from any asian brand, it doesn't matter if they're high end as fuck or literal $2 suits from aliexpress, they tend to not fit westerners at all - even western asians lmao.

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Got my Rock Zircons from Gearbest and my 11/11 Aliexpress Aukey cables today.

Rock Zircons are OK. I don't really get the hype, it has decent bass but the overall audio quality didn't knock my socks off the way Hybrids and monks did. The bass kinda hurts clarity too. The build quality is pretty nice, it looks and feels like a $20-40 earphone. Overall an OK backup meme IEM for $8~. If I had to rank them against my other chink IEMs:
1. Xiaomi Hybrids
2. VE Monks (they would be #1 IMO if they had a tad bit more bass)
3. Rock Zircon
4. KZ ATE
...
999999999999. UiiSii M7 (Uiisii a shit.....A SHIT.)


Aukey cables are pretty fantastic. They feel tougher and more well built than my phone OEM cables. Really premium product. The only problem is well...I was kinda retarded in buying them off Ali. I didn't know they were on Amazon for CHEAPER with local 2 day prime shipping. Chinked and stinked.

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http://www.banggood.com/NEXSTAND-K2-Laptop-Stand-Portable-Adjustable-Eye-Level-Ergonomic-for-MacBookOther-Laptop-p-1068758.html?rmmds=search Hit or miss?

Anything better available (for cheaper)? It should be portable and high enough.

>>57775214
Kävikö äiti hakemassa paketin postista?

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>>57774980
your home looks rugged

>>57775231
chinkshit clothing is racist, it wont fit you

>>57775275
>Jul 2009
How often do they update these things?

>>57774056
Anyone?

>>57775295
whenever a volunteer drives the car around again

>>57775295
Depends on how densely populated the area is as well as Google's proximity.

Here in America the metro areas and larger population centers get updated all the time. I live in a city of ~250k and I see at least one or two street view cars a year.

>>57775360
I saw one in my city drive past me. I did a stupid stance but I have yet to see the map being updated here ;_;

>>57775254
>>57775289

Hm, does that still apply if I follow their "size" guide?

The guy in the picture looks fine to me, the jacket does look like it'd be a bit long if I wore it.

>>57775380
This was 2 months ago

>>57775360
1984

>>57775396
What it actually looks like and what it looks like in the "real" pictures will never be equal, first and foremost.
Second, no even if you follow the size guide.

>>57775448
Ah shit, alright, thanks for the help!

Guess I'm gonna hold off on this one.

>>57775478
sorry bruv

>>57775167
>>57775172
>>57775215
I figured as much, thanks for the answers. If I want to just play my shitty VN's and animu games on the go, would it still be worth it to get one?

which BOBO BIRD™ watch should I order?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_KPmeCzRP4

>>57775534
wtf my computer blew up?

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>>57775552

>>57773341
>"Serve the Mi Fans"
>Chink shit general

>>57775256
I prefer zircons over hybrids, hybrids sound boring and have low midrange

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Guys, I bought an e-reader through Ebay on Friday 25th (this month, so it was last week). I'm still waiting for the vendor to send me my ereader, and till today, counting from last Friday, it's been 5 days since He haven't send me my product. What can I do? How many days they have to send me the product? ebay said "normally 3 days", but what is the limit? Sorry for my english.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/thanks-china/32690836497.html

>>57775790
Wow, the Clapistani dolla's crashed hard.

>>57775790
Be cool, Chile is probably not a usual destination for them. It's Paypal so you're totally covered.

Where I can buy PREMIUM chinkshit>

>>57775869
premium chinkshit is all the western branded products that you are accustomed too, which is all made in china

>>57775843
Thanks pal. I was thinking about this "working days". I bought my product on Friday 25th, but in Japan it was Saturday 26th 3:00am. It's true that neither Saturday and Sunday count as "proper" days to count as "delivering days"?. Because if thats the case, I should count since this monday, and from monday till today it's been 3 days, so maybe i'm just worrying about nothing special and exaggerating this situation.

DOGGO IS HARD AT WORK


/G/


CHINESE SHIT GENERAL

Have there been any sales on cheap single board PCs like orange or banana pis? I am pretty poor but want something hack around with to get my head around bash, remote admin, general linux stuff

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3rd package with light bulbs, this time the cheapest chinkiest stuff i could find. Housefire inc? They work and seem just fine.

>>57775985
Sup lithu
Bye lithu

>>57774891

Chinks making markings of obscure Serbian paramilitary groups? Nice.

Is there a /csg/ on other chan sites? I can't stand the shitposting and lazy faggots in here.

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Got my "bear knife", fake gerber. The orange were a little dull, other than that, idk its not like it's some high tech stuff, its a piece of metal and plastic. It works fine, still a little chinky feel to it.

>>57776054
>>>www.fagchan.dik/gay/

>>57775097
oh... you got the one with the plastic shock mount

>>57776094

How much did you pay? Should've gotten a ganzo.

>>57776201
4$, but it came with the bear grylls survival guide and retail packaging. I have probably 10 or more mora knifes laying around so i don't really need any more knifes.

>>57776094
love the 'made in the usa'

i had an original a couple of years back, felt kinda chinky as well

>>57776001
Link?

>>57773553

Congrats. It should be a nice gift, and lift up your motivation for the new job. Plus it's quite cheap (~200).

How many of you have actually been "chinked"? As in what you ended up getting was garbage, and you didn't expect it to be garbage.

The only two things I can think of is my USB Type C dock (plug held in by plastic, plastic broke) and the Nillkin screen protectors (corners kept shattering in my pocket)

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I bought this thing, a ground loop isolator, the material is plastic and it absolutely reeks of chink cancer chemicals. Is there anything I can do, or will it have to go straight into the trash?

>>57776346
I only got chinked once with a 5 $ fm transmitter. Everything else works perfectly fine.

>>57776304
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/E27/32314237908.html?

>>57776346

I bought soldering flux which turned out to be vaseline.

>>57776346
over 40 orders on ali and the only one i would consider beein chinked is the fake DW watch i bought for 4.5$, it worked for 10minutes before it broke. and i have only had to dispute one time, did get my money back. So no problem at all with aliexpress.

>>57776262
Link

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Got my "valknut" necklace today. Thicc and heavy as fuck. I like it. 6$

>>57776425
You know how it is, fake stuff only lasts a couple of days before it gets taken down.

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I want some kind of handheld, and am debating between a 3DS, a Vita, some chink android handheld, and this thing. Linus just did a video on it, and it's basically a windows 10 tablet in a 3DS XL case.
Here's pros and cons and games for the options, and games I'm looking to play...
3DS
-expensive
-oh boy gotta rebuy any old games I do want to play
+fairly simple but large library, I have some games for it but sold my last 3DS
giwtp: bit trip runner, MH, binding of isaac, shovel knight, donkey kong, mario kart, smash bros
PS Vita:
+best hardware of any handheld made by man
+good for playing other media, basically a Zune with a controller attached
-nogaems
-only games made anymore are jrpgs which I decidedly dont care about
GIWTP: the psp katamari game is playable on it, dragons crown, I THINK tokyo jungle, that's about it honestly
Some shitty android handheld:
+cheap
+can play entire library of gaming history up to probably ps1
-made out of shit probably
-probably no touch mapping
-3 month shipping times from zhongghuo
GDP WIN(thing in pic)
+literally a laptop in your pocket
+can play any emu that will run on it
+can probably do some coding hw on it in a pinch
+decent battery life for a laptop in your pocket
-no idea on quality beyond linus review
-300 dollars seems more than I am willing to pay for anything from aliexpress
-Could just wait to see if zmach actually isn't shit and then get basically this but with a steam controller built in (which I think is better than the analogs for this thing)
GIWTP: Binding of Isaac, Darkest Dungeon, FTL, Shovel Knight, bunch of indie titles on steam that I would play if they were mobile games

Which should I buy, /g/?

>>57776445
You heathen?

SOME OF MY CHINKSHIT GOT HERE
SOME OF IT DIDNT
HELP

>>57776504
N3DS with cfw

>>57776539
Dude I only got one of my twelve 11/11 orders so far. You gotta chill.

>>57775790
That's a new ebay scam. Listing items under some unusual country/currency and never shipping or saying anything in the hopes you forget. Ask for a paypal refund or return asap

>>57776539
CHINK'D

>>57776543
oh fuck, forgive me i've been in a cave for a few years on the handheld market. There's CFW for 3ds now? How good is it, can you still play online if running cfw?

>>57776509
None of my relatives or anyone i know is religious. Not even my grandparents are.

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>>57776564
I GOT ALL MY 11.11 ORDERS
THESE ARE ORDERS FROM LAST WEEK

THEY BOTH TRACKING SAID TODAY


ASASASASAS

>>57776579
NO PLEAE

>>57776509
Oh, you mean this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heathenry_(new_religious_movement)
nah

>>57776582
It's good. Some games are fine online, others aren't. Don't use public headers and you'll be fine most of the time.

check gbatemp and the /vg/ thread and see if it's something you want.

>>57776504
Check out GPD XD too, half the price of the GPD Win. Runs android and will emulate everything up to ps1/n64 + psp and nds

>>57774471
Mi 5 has higher end specs though...

>>57776582
Pretty easy to play online once hacked, since nintendo can't tell the difference. Main issue is the hacking itself, as most n3ds units on the market are on a firmware that can't be easily hacked without another hacked 3ds or a nand dump.

>>57776632
There's been a weird spike in heathens in my area. I can't even take a shit without bumping into some dude wearing a thor's hammer charm on his necklace

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Help my $1 comply headphone tips self destructed in a month any good alternative? It's my second pair

>>57776696
Huh, never heard of it in my area. Nah for me it's just a far right thing.

>>57776728
just buy a xiaomi headphone

>>57776728
Literally anything that costs more than $1

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>>57776728
Forgot to add that the foam is stuck inside my ear fuck me
>>57776762
Those are genuine Xiaomi pistons my man I was talking about the tips

>>57776728
> not looking through the wiki or audiobudget
get out

>>57776728
They all do that regardless of how much you spend unless you take autistic levels of care. Spending more just means you're more careful.
Double check you got the size right and get a big bag of them next time.

>>57776445
That is also a symbol of my fraternity.

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>>57776807
Got it, I was scared it was gonna come down to this, I'll just buy a bunch of em next time since they are comfy as fuck
>>57776788
Go bully somebody else wanker

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>>57763170
To the anon who bought the DW Watch in the last thread. Can you please share a link to the seller and model. I'd like to buy the same one. Thanks!

>>57776861
Maybe don't crush them down quite so hard (or if you need to do that get the next size down), it looks like the flange on the eartip has cut them a bit from inside.

>>57776504
I second N3DS with CFW

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>>57776895
Tried large tips the first time, too big for my ears these ones are medium-sized and they felt quite good but it probably doesn't help I wear them while sleeping and that I can't stop fiddling with my earphones when I don't have them on

>>57776868
The shop is dead, Jim

>>57773649
Kek

>>57777012
Okay, thanks man

>>57773341
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit

What are some nice little gadgets or trinkets to buy. I don't want accessories for my computer or anything. Something in the self contained type realm, like a fidget cube or something. Please share IDEAS

>>57777195
Prostate massager and cute kneesocks

>>57777160
But if you feel like living dangerously, this one has the same style

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32769082843/32769082843.html

>>57776445
I considered buying one of those. But I'd rather have it as a keychain or suchlike. The feel of necklaces triggers my autism.

>>57777195
watch
beanie
nice socks
dental tool for keeping your disgusting mouth clean
tea
shoe insole

http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

>>57776011
>obscure

>>57776456
No worries, I found one

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>>57773341
My MiBand arrived today, pretty neat.

>>57776302
That's even funnier because real Gerbers aren't made in the USA either, they're produced in China. I'd almost bet money that >>57776094's knife was made by the same OEM that produces the legit Gerber products.

bought my missus a mi5 for xmas because she needs a new phone, any of you anons tried it out

>>57776456
give us some search terms

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>>57777326
Another pic (Excuse my fingerprints).

>>57777195
Some neat stuff here
https://www.imgur.com/a/JvrGt

>>57776807

Nah

Genuine Comply tips last forever. Got a pair on my Samsung headphones that have been on there for at least three years. Probably time to replace them.

Man, I love these threads so much, and I'm so thankful after moving over the Linux from Windows in the past year.

Is this what boards are like when people actually read the Sticky and Wiki instead of constantly posting beginner threads? /g/ has its problems but it certainly reminds me of the time other boards had their golden age before newbies took them over.

Anyway, thanks for all the help guys, sincerely.

>>57777391
And how much did you pay for them?

When's Comfy coming back, guys?

>>57777400
gr8 b8

>>57777426
When you kill yourself live on Twitch.

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I've lost control of my life.

>>57777383
>fidget cube
Needs to be updated, you can get them for a couple bucks cheaper now.

>>57777326
>>57777364
Mine just arrived in my country. Please slip through customs ;_;

>>57777349

Had mine since June, happy as larry.

Hardware wise it's great, only two complaints are that the glass back has a lower friction coefficient than air. It literally slides around any surface that isn't perfectly flat, so just make sure you got her a case. Also the home button can become a bit stiff over time (negated by soft touch home key)

Software wise I'm running CM13 so I can't comment on the latest versions of MIUI, but the one it came with had retarded RAM management, really frustrating. In terms of CM - Lack of soft touch home is annoying, using Fingerprint Gestures as a workaround but it isn't perfect. Can't run F2FS as no matter what I do SuperSU installation fails. They're really my only gripes with it

Buy?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-Promotion-Baoer-388-High-Quality-Cheap-Price-5-Different-Color-Arrow-Clip-M-Nib-Ink/774942011.html

We should have our own branded chink shit.
Some cheap tat with a happy chink merchant on it or something.

>>57777585
ty anon, don't think i'll be putting CM on it for her cause i already run too much of her tech shit and the last thing i need is more

so long as the screen is nice, the camera is decent and it can play her shitty f2p games im sure she'll be good

>>57777423

God, I can't remember. I bought them from Headphonic Australia when I was over there visiting the in-laws. They don't have the listing on their website anymore either. I think they were around $10ish.

I claim these numbers in the name of chairman Mao, brother Hao, and /csg/ all around the world

>>57775528
I just ordered a cube iwork8 air so I'll see if I can get a VN working when I do a mini review.

No fucking idea why I bought it though, got the mipad2 because I wanted an android tablet and I decided to get a superfluous cheapo windows ones as well, I'll probably give it to someone for Christmas or something.

>>57777778
>>57777777

>>57776775
>Forgot to add that the foam is stuck inside my ear fuck me

Keep it there for 10 years, then use a chinkspoon to remove it and see what it'll look like.

Report here with results.

>>57777778
Chinked again

>>57777778
Numbers of high quality exquisite form adopt many 7 please allow small (1-3 number) variant due to measure by hand.

>>57777720

You will have less issues on CM13, honestly.

If she's a tech normie and she has used Android phones exclusively, I think you'll find that MIUI is a bit too much of a departure from stock Android. Permissions and security management, as well as RAM and task management are all different and annoying as shit.

Trust me on this one, as my partner is exactly the same (tech normie) and MIUI drove her up the wall on the RN3P. Preinstalled CM on her Mi5 and she's been a happy chappy ever since.

I bought a tablet that was on sale from gearbest, and used expedited shipping. It was meant to ship today or so, but now they're telling me that I have to wait until December 5. Have I been chinked?

>>57777917
sold, thanks anon, i'll jam cm13 on it, she's on stock

>>57777960
That's holiday shopping for you

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Did they just print out the label to appease me?

>>57777464
Please link me that! I'm gunna buy that now!

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>cloud storage SSD

>>57778247
Why is english so hard for them?

>>57778369
its not their obligation to learn a western monkey language you fuck

>>57778369

They don't care or take pride in their work

If only they were japanese

>>57778388
Did I ever said it was an obligation?

>>57778401
He answered your question. Why are you so antagonizing?

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This appeared on YouTube just now.

The video it advertises is interesting. It's talking about how you can't become Chinese and even if you marry a Chinese person you don't get a work permit or a residence card.

>>57778417
He didn't.
I'm talking about their difficulties with the english language and that guy comes up with something I never implied.

>>57778442
So you don't want to receive answers out of your predefined range? Nice one m8.

>>57778435
You have to get the premier to sign for you

>>57778435
in the west you just need to touch the country to get welfare, a free house, taxpayer money and white woman

>>57778231
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/knife/32719563598.html

>>57778435
>recommended for you

how do they know

>>57778435
But they allow HKSAR/[country of your choosing] dual citizen.

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It's been more than a week, and there's no change in the status. Seems like my package got stuck in guangzhou or something because my other package doesn't stay for more than a day in Guangzhou. Should i just dispute this shit before it's too late?

>>57778477
>why none of our scientifics have discovered a new way to space travel yet?
>IS NOT THEIR OBLIGATION YOU TWAT
Is that a proper answer?
That is not a proper answer.
It adds nothing. If he don't want a discussion why even bother on posting?

>>57778435

>ADVchina

I remember that channel
Why would you ever be a chinaboo?

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Cheap chink glasses passing the UV test.

>>57778487
>>57777464

>LDT knives

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>>57778435
>You will NEVER be Chinese
Phew, that's a load off.

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>>57778582

dats a rare asuka

>>57778550
>implying we aren't all chinaboo in denial here

Anyone try the SCISHION V88 tv box? Can it play 10 bit videos?

>>57778608

What exactly do you like about china besides cheap shit?

>>57778550
i am
china was a really advanced place before, and now is still really interesting (for the wrong reasons)

>using chink shit
>shit talk about chink

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>>57778608
I like their chink shit, but their culture their society and everyday life is absolutely trash.
Absolutely every aspect of their lives is a competition and if you don't chink others, you die.
Fuck they're willing to kill their own land if that means more money.

>Went through all my order histories
>did the numbers
>I've spent 2016,61 USD on gearbest, fasttech, aliexpress and a few other sites combined in a year and a half
That's not too bad, is it?

>>57778718
>Wearing cotton
>Shit talk about niggers

>>57778435
China is overpopulated as fuck.
The last thing it needs is immigration,
especially of the 'ethnic' variety.

Not to mention there are hundreds of millions of
Chinks spread out around the world, any of
which would assimilate better than most
foreigners/expats and with the same level of
qualification.

>>57778718
So you can't do that?

>>57778739
if you live in any industrialized country that is just shitposting

>>57778739
>muh western media

>>57778741
I spent $862 USD on gearbest alone in 2016
WTF am I doing...

>>57778763
No, China wins the price in that aspect. No industrialized country is worse than China.
I also see you omited the part about their culture and society.

>>57778777
Care to elaborate?

link sexy trapshit

>>57778745

>Ethnic variety

>Comparing the west importing muslims to white people migrating to real asian countries

Show me one report of a white terrorist in asian countries

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>>57778806

>>57778739
No different from the cutthroat business culture
of the past, 60-to-70s Korea/Japan or
30s-to-70s America/Britain.

It is a process and the 'ethics/culture' would
improve with the next generation who are more
'civil' due to higher education levels/civil
campaigns.

>>57778815
Nobody is talking about fucking terrorism,
how the fuck did you make the leap?

It is simple logic. The Chinese diaspora has a
similar culture with the Mainland. They speak
the same language and use mostly the same
characters, albeit with regional/cultural variations.

They share traditions; mores and folkways.
So it is a no-brainer why someone of Chinese
descent would fit in/be accepted, rather than a
person of a different ethnicity.

It is similar to when a British Bloke moves to the US/Oz/NZ/Canada.

>>57775256
$8? Did you get genuine ones or were they on sale at 11.11? At the reliable sellers they're usually $12.

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h-h-hang in there jacob
>feel bad and end extending purchase protection 10 days

>>57778896
>>It is similar to when a British Bloke moves to the US/Oz/NZ/Canada.

No it is not that is a false equivalency, that's a white person moving to a white country

>>57778920
>us
>white
L M A O

>>57778920
Exactly

>>57778930

Fuck off humeme

>>57778933

The difference is white people don't try to impose shit on their host nations

>>57778969
You'll be surprised with the level of filth in the White expat community.

The Mainlanders just don't give a fuck.

>>57779003

Well enlighten me, this is the first I've heard of it, what exactly are they doing?

>>57778969
>The difference is white people don't try to impose shit on their host nations
LMAO I mean how can u be that ignorant of history

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>>57778912
>muh earthquake
>Can still access the internet and has time to respond to customers
Don't fall for the stinky chinky's lies

>>57779036

>History

Exactly, we conquered and made their lands OUR lands, big difference

Let me know in 10 years when we own and are the majority in china
Protip, colonisation has only been a good for every nation ever

>>57778899
Gearbest usually has them for around $10

>>57779076
Ignorance is both a curse and a blessing, glad we can agree on that. :)

>>57777778
Your correct digit will arrive in 20-39 days

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Guys my chinks got here

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Review inc soon
I burnt them all in

>>57775256
No Tennmak Piano or Vivo XE-500s
>Bitch you fallen behind

>>57775289
Look up Asian sizes, you lazy shit

>>57779026
You ever been to the sexpat/expat forums?
Sexpats pervade almost every thread.

They basically look down on Asian Women as hoes/fucctoys and Men as slaves.
Hell, sometimes they don't even speak the local language.

A good number of Actual 'Expats' don't associate with the locals.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/expat/11193034/Unsociable-British-expats-fail-to-make-local-friends.html

https://thenanfang.com/expats-working-china-love-money-dont-fit/

(May vary from person-to-person)

Most of them don't even have local friends, outside of the workplace.

Most of the people who talk shit about China
are generally the expats, talking about Quixotic
regime and other Ad Nauseam Dribble like a
broken recorder.

>>57773841
have you checked out the tenga eggs

>>57779127

>I have no argument so I'm going to call you ignorant
>smiley face

Not an argument friend :)

>>57777260
Not the same anon, but I rolled the dice and placed the order. Will check back in a month.

>>57778806
bump

>>57779189
Just like the good old days, but with less opium.

>>57775045
Link, how does one use this

>>57779194
There was no argument presented, therefore no argument had to be made. I'd be delighted to have a serious conversation, but one doesn't exist here.
After all, you couldn't have been serious, no one is that ignorant of the world.
Have another smiley, but don't let this one upset you this time~ :)

>>57779247
Take your little squabble somewhere else. BTW you're losing.

>>57779180
>>57779164
ED12s are good, but the connector on the right side required quite a bit of force to fully seat.

>>57779180
The ones in the middle are the KZ ATE-S right?

>>57779304
I noticed that as well

>>57779287
sorry meant for >>57779194

>>57779319
I didn't even realise they went in farther until a couple of weeks after I got them

>>57779318
ED10

ED12

ATE S

>>57779322
Don't pretend to be other people.

>>57775275
That house doesn't look finnished

>>57779333
Does it look Norwegian?

>>57774056
>>57775332
8 days is at best 6 working days.
You still have 12 more working days to go

I have a pair of Kryptek camo clothes stuck in customs and about 10 days left on the order before it closes. If it gets down to the last day or so and the clothes haven't cleared customs should I open a dispute or just wait it out?

>>57779561
ask seller to extend buyer protection

>>57776504
Gonna go against the grain and say a Vita with CFW. You don't get access to 3ds games but can play everything else, the screen on a first gen is amazing and it's got a great button layout. It may be a bit more expensive initially because of the retarded memory card prices, but emulating anything on it is great

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whats the deal with dc brushless motors on aliexpress. A $20 motor with the same spec as a $100 motor on american hobby website. obviously the motors wont be anywhere near what their listed as. but what should i expect?

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>Dirty Reviews not uploaded in 4 months
>Comfy not uploaded chink content in a month
>Unbiased covering non-chink shit now and defending it as "everything is made in China lol"

wtf, why can't we have ONE good active channel?

>>57779672
Because it's cancer.

>>57779621
It really just depends on if you want the psx/psp/vita library or the ds/3ds library

>>57779118
My problem with gearbest is they mix fake and original so you might get fakes instead.

>>57778912

What earthquake?

>>57778899
Gaybeast with good boy points
>>57779189
I don't really like over ear IEMs that much. Plus I'm not really in it to collect all the memes.

>>57779657
You can expect them to be exactly what they are listed as. Sunnysky motors are legit. They're also cheaper on Banggood and no chance of a fake:

http://www.banggood.com/SunnySky-X2814-900KV-1000KV-1100KV-1250KV-Outrunner-Brushless-Motor-p-1055830.html

I'm thinking of transitioning from using a headset to using a microphone and a good set of headphones. But I've never really looked into amplifiers before. Anyone know of a decent one on GB or Ali I can look into buying?

>>57779765
thats because they dropship from different suppliers

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WHATS IN THE BOX?

>>57780165
MemePhone Pro

Saw these Pizza socks
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/new-funny-food-3D-print-socks-pizza-bacon-sushi-candy-fried-chips-full-printing-socks/32664164567.html
Now I'm really thinking about buying these overprices pizza socks.

>>57779657
The Sunnysky motors are always between $20-$30€. I wanted to get some two years ago to replace the shitty NTM motors from Hobbyking, but they were out of stock almost everywhere all the time. $100 motors don't have better specs, maybe they're made a bit more precise or have even better bearings (the original Sunnysky motors should be quite good already, but there are fakes).

>>57780287
That''s lame.
MemePhone Deluxe is where it's at

>>57780165
WTF is this blinq.com shit? Is it even Chink?

Are we /pol/ yet?

>>57780321
4chan is /pol/

>>57780335
go back to /r/the_donald

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fashion-Brand-Clothing-3D-Printed-T-shirt-Homme-Hip-Hop-Yeezy-Shirt-Summer-Man-tshirt-Top/32671901029.html
This shirt is great too, but I don't know any occasion I could wear it to.

>>57780321
No, why?

>>57780335
Maybe all of 4chan is a bit of /b/ but not of /pol/.

>>57780350
>No, why?
>no
>Every thread there's people asking where to get MAGA caps.

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>>57780287
>>57780310
ITS MEME

>order 10 items
>on gearbest
>use DHL shipping
>your item has been shipped 1/10
>it was the cheapest item $1
>items remaining to be shipped 9/10

uh
are they really gonna use DHL for every item
instead of packing em into a box.

>>57780374
I thought about getting one too just for fun (I'm libertarian and not a Trump supporter) before the elections and I live in Europe. They're cheap, I don't know if they went up in price now but they were like $2 or so.
I also bought the North Korea shirt
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hipster-Fashion-Dirty-Sprite-Unicorn-Sizzlin-Slim-Bacon-T-Shirt-Munch-Breakfast-Women-Men-3D-Print/32597934506.html
and I'm not a fan of Kim Jong-Un.

Anybody who owns a MiBand 2 - does it need to be connected to your phone at all times, or can you go for a run and then sync it to your phone when you get back?

Need to know in case I need a armband case

>>57780441
$2 is way too cheap for any cap

>>57780345
they cant
didn't you hear, its been nuked from orbit

>>57774776
How's the trackpad on that thing? Is it at least usable?

>>57780321
Well we had far right valknut anon here earlier

>>57780441
>>57780457
I bought one for 2.60. Embroidered. The stitching is actually America tier (flashy, good not Great(yet)). The hat itself is low quality, thin material, flimsy bill, with adjustable velcro.

>>57780321
yes

>>57779333
ha

Can we have a new thread please, I have somthing to post

>>57780501
I have a similar device, not from China but from Amazon since no seller there sold it with a German QWERTZ layout and I wanted the Bluetooth version of it, not the one with an extra USB receiver. The touchpad works and the courser is precise like it is on a notebook touchpad but it's kind of slow.

>>57780672
no you attention seeking faggot, just post it here

>>57780672
Write the news and make one.

>>57778485
have you ever actually looked at how hard it is? lel

>>57776654
>>57776582
3DS with custom firmware doesn't use public headers. That's only if you fell for the gateway scam or have a sky3ds

finally got my GB boy colour (gbc knock-off) and i would go as far as to say it's comparable or even better than the original GBC. haven't had an issue with games yet at all, and the back-lit screen is gorgeous, especially so with GBC games. My only major gripe is the screen seems to scratch extremely easy, but the scratches are completely unnoticeable during gameplay.

>>57781001
Link

>>57776582
http://3ds.guide/

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>>57781093
?

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>>57781093
Just search it up its the first thing that pops up on aliexpress

>>57774825
How long did these take to ship anon?

>>57777464
>>57778487
Is there any way you can post some kind of review anon. Or at least give some detailed info/feedback?

>>57781822
It's a fucking knife, what kind of detailed review do you need?

>>57781822
some guy bought one a few weeks back and did a review
check the archives

>>57781925
replace knife with any noun and think about what you said

>>57782049
Nice strawman

>>57782245
?????

goodbye csg ;-;

>>57782629
see you tomorrow lithu shitposter