comfiest programming language?

Wanted to post this to /g/ !

Sorry mods, don't ban me.

>>57760312
C

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>>57760312
Javascript with NodeJS is pretty chill.

MiPs Assembly

>>57760312
C#

>>57760312
Python, if you disagree KILL YOURSELF.

javascript obviously

c is cancer

>>57760312
Python is good for starters, and it's pretty comfy
Java is comfy

C+=

>>57760312
Python

>>57760312
c ist krieg

>>57760312
For me, comfy is something like GW basic with numbered lines. Even a 12 year old kid could have a program do something. It was awesome.

For something more powerful, Python.

Ruby or Python

LET'S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

COMFIEST LANGUAGE

STRAWPOLL :

http://www.strawpoll.me/11764275

Python because you can just turn your brain off

>>57760410
Not including a basic.

Poll dropped.

Go

>>57760448
It's 2016.
What else do you want, COBOL, FORTRAN?

elisp

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>>57760312
Haskell is literal perfection, aesthetics wise.

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>>57760312
when you aren't a mentally challenged nigger it's obviously c and everyone who disagrees can go back to africa.
when you have a low level problem in any other language you are fucked, you can kill yourself.
in c you have full control of the low level and can even resort to assembly.

>>57760527
You need a hug.

>>57760312
Python or Javascript

Fortran

Anyone who's not saying Ruby or Python is meming.

>>57760312
Ruby

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>>57760527
>C is the best because you can resort to assembly instead of using C

Ruby and Python are EZ and v. comfy

Python but clojure is a close second because it's a lisp and parens are cozy :)

>>57760312
>Java
>Android

>Python
>Being forced to use specific indentation by an authoritarian language is "comfy"
lol ok

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>>57761168
>not using vim and have it automatically done for you
AHAHAHAHA

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Python winning.

>>57761191
>accepting oppression because you're used to it
wew lad

>>57760312
you just wanted an excuse to post her didn't you?

>>57760915
Fuck that machine code is best.

>>57761168
>authoritarian language
lol, English sucks because I can't place commas wherever I want.

>>57761256
>>57761302
this basically

>>57761290
> machine code
Is that even more low level than asm?
sounds sexy :)
How do I learn it?
Any good online tutorials or videos?
Can't find anything, my google fu is weak

>>57761302
but you, can, it just makes, sentences hard to read

>>57761302
well, actually, English does suck.

>>57760312
Python for comfy

>>57760312
ruby or bash desu
even as a diehard C programmer, ruby and bash scripting are fun

>>57761373
Chinese is better for programmers.

>>57760312
Smalltalk

>>57761388
German is best language for programmers

C because I grew up using it. Without nostalgia goggles I would have to go with Python.

>>57760312
Lisp for me.

HolyC nigger

>>57761358
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no,,,,n,,,,,,,o,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,n,o

Python for sure. It's almost like cheating.

>>57760312
perl

>>57760312
Your mom that I program with everyday

>>57760312
Stop using the word "comfy" to describe a programming language. Programming languages are tools, not couches.

>>57760312
Common Lisp

>>57760312
APL or FORTH

>>57761675
It's slang for cock sucker friendly.

Swift, honestly. I have a job in my companys mobile division and I work with it every day. It's fucking nice.

>inb4 faggot

>>57760318
Only correct answer