What web programming stuff do startups want now? A few years

assembly

cobol

Punch cards

pure machine code

weaponised autism

This board is fucking worthless.

>>57732160
ikr

>>57731745
Probably node.js or anything JavaScript related.

>>57732160
Thanks

you're mom's dick

>>57731745
pure op codes

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dubs

>>57732160
Are your for real? Smh desu senpai.

>>57731745
node. cancer tho

>>57731745

Here in Sweden it seems that they want people who know .Net

>>57731873
You laugh but my company still hires Cobol programmers...

>>57731745
Javascript based shit. Node, Angular, React, etc

>>57731745
here in norway it's django

>>57734454
Cobol is the new cool thing... All the hipsters sitting in starbucks with suspenders typing out Cobol on punch card typewriters

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>>57731756
/thread
and no, it's not a troll post, web assembly now already exists.

>>57732122
>weaponised autism

I chuckled, but personally I'd prefer anger powered jetpacks.

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>>57731745
this is /g/ in a nutshell i swear

>>57734968
I'm a /g/ newfag that just started getting into web dev 7 days ago. I've been on this board for 2 days and I can already tell how useless it is.

Every language/framework/library is a meme.

It doesn't matter which ones you're using, some hipster contrarian faggot will call you an idiot for not using their meme language of the month.

It's like all anyone does here is defend why their stack/language is the only choice, even though they've probably never actually done anything with it.

theres a lot of front end frameworks like angular, react, etc but at the end of the day its not important what you use front end wise. You need to know back end too. Look into full stack. Know how to read, write, display, and manipulate data. Front end is the easy part.

Butterflies

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>>57735118
>just started getting into web dev 7 days ago
learn c you manchild

>>57735650
>learn c you manchild
>webdev
>c

Proof: The Post.

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>>57735754
thats the joke I think. I can't tell anymore...