/csg/ -Chink Shit Generals >>Red Memes Edition<<

NON CANON THREAD. TOO EARLY. DELET THIS. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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>>57730204
>>57730121

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i just ordered loads of junk off alliexpress, can someone tell me how long i should wait before disputing? iv got messages of a few of the sellers telling to wait atleast 59 days for deliver and to check with my local post office then before asking for a refund

I just ordered a pair of ed12's ate s and ed10's

wish me luck
>>57732361
bad dragon has cyber monday deals right now

>order something from goybest
>they ask me for verification letter proving that I live in that address with my full name
>I live with my parents and I have no bills with my name on them

What do?

>>57732613
Never happened to me
Spent hundreds of euros on it

Are you from Pakistan

>>57732620
Im in the UK

>>57732624
show them ID

best foam tips?

>>57732696
Here's a Foam tip: they are great insulators.

Got a bunch of chink shit today including a CREE light, an Enlan knife, a Mixza card, a Weishi razor, a digital caliper and others.

Will review the more interesting stuff when I get back home tonight.

>>57732624
>paki living in the UK
Are you trying to buy something very expensive as your first order with a credit card that's not in your name? You must've raised some red flags there. Try sending them a copy of your ID, as this guy >>57732630 said.

>>57732796
Nah m8, I ordered expensive shit before from Gearbest before but for some reason they need verification when I bought the Mi Book 13.3 inch.

>tfw my chink smartwatch just landed in the US
gonna be lit bois

Does anyone have an eken H9(R) action cam? If so would you recommend it, or rather spend a few more bucks for a xiaomi yi?

>>57732866
Gitup Git2
SJCAM M20

Either one is better than the Eken H9 and Xiaomi Yi

Or Firefly 6s/7s

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Any thoughts on these cheap bombs?

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Finally got me bike saddle (took a while).
Look very nice with my Brooks saddle.
Stitching looks OK and waterproof, time will tell.

http://www.gearbest.com/bike-bags/pp_469288.html

My RN3P fell into the bathtub. I'm still letting it dry and will try to turn it on in a few days, but in case it does not recover:

Is it still a good idea to buy one, or has something better surfaced? CM/Custom rom support is a must

>>57733006
Yo dawg, I heard you like saddles so we put a saddle in your saddle

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Has anyone tried one of those power bank cases with adjustable voltage?

Can't find the one in the pic, so does anyone know a good one?

>>57733060
Put it in rice asap.

Dont touch it for a week. Dont press or touch the power button and let it sit.

>>57733060
Consider this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1i9R8qoD9U

>>57733094
this, putting it in rice will attract chinks who will repair it while you sleep.

>>57733060
If you must buy one, get a OP3-T/Zuk

Are the aliexpress stores that say no vat charged or that they pay vat for you memes or legit

>>57732916
Its just a generic case that one manufacturer sells to other manufacturers
therefore the internals can vary depending on the manufacturer so you have no idea what you actually will get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0c9hI5bt5g

some can be decent, some can be shit,
I got one this week from a friend.
I charged it and it recorded as taking 500mah at 5v/500mA
I used it to charge my kindle fire. It discharged completely in about 10 seconds (note it discharged in pulses with spikes of voltage and current). Now It cant charge past 60mAh for some reason and only pulls 10mA when charging

>>57732808
>Post pics

>>57732808
Smartwatches are a meme

>>57732613

Send them a bank statement

Someone redpill me on these Haier robot vacuums

Are some good and some bad?

Are they all garbage?

>>57733345
Haier and Midea is pretty much Top-tier among the Chinks.
But all Mainstream Robot vacuums have weak suction and sweep dirt to the far corners.

So yeah, you get what you pay for

>>57733345
its just a chink roomba
good for what it is
but a roomba is essentially shit

What's a good 8 inch tablet for porn and vn?

>>57733528
Cube anything

I have a 9.7 Teclast and it's starting to have issues

>>57733108
i appreciate u

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Something arrived.

>>57734152
first for a tablet

can someone link me to that price tracking website?

I am trying to see if I am still being chinked after the price raises of 11.11/25

>>57734152
>>57734169

My money is on Hakko soldering station knockoff.

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>>57734169
Nope

>>57734152
chink dildos

>>57734173
chnprice

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>>57734197
>The Japan Technology
I still assume it to be just a clone.

Has anybody ever had a package go to Honolulu first before coming to the states? My packages usually go to New York when they first land, but this one is in Hawaii.

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>>57734246
And they shipped wrong plug.

>>57734275
chink link pls

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>>57734304
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/White-case-HAKKO-936-soldering-station-Electric-iron-A1321-ceramic-heating-element-lots-gift-as-photo/32429996150.html

>>57734275
then very likely its real, just is the chinese domestic version

>>57734337
hrm that plug won't fly in japan. does it even work in USA?

anyone know a super cheap but serviceable chink knife i can get engraved by the seller?

>>57734246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP0etU7mTwU

>>57734275

what's the brush for?

>>57734441
your burned skin

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>>57734441
brushing you hair like a purdy gurl

>>57734417
its easier to just get it inscribed by a local jeweler, or buy a cheap etcher and do it yourself

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>>57734439
Yes, it looks like Yihua.

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>>57734495

>>57734417
https://www.etsy.com/market/engraved_knives

http://www.thebestmangifts.com/sogknives/

http://www.dlttrading.com/engraved-knives

https://www.knivesandtools.com/en/ct/pocket-knife-engraving.htm

http://www.sogknives.com/engraving-info.html

https://www.knife-depot.com/personalized-knives/

http://www.benchmade.com/lasermarking-support

http://www.buckknives.com/custom-knife-shop/

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Anyone here order prescription eyeglasses (either with the lenses or just the frames) from China? How did work out?

>>57734596
>How did work out?
Anon bought two pairs with the same prescription

one came fine, the other was .5 off

so apparently Quality Control is hit or miss

>>57732348
the hair is kinda cute

>>57734530
how come the ones on ebay are $40 now but in 2013 they were $15? what the fuck happened

https://hobbyking.com/en_us/soldering-station-with-adjustable-heat-range-us-warehouse.html

this one is fucking $18!

>>57734579
i was hoping for an ali $5-10 special, but thanks

>>57734634
chinks improved on them, better QC
you should be happy, much less likely to burn your house down or explode

>>57734660
the youtube one is the same as this guy though. and the $15 one was fine.

like, it's $18 on hobby world. ali is fucked for prices these days

>>57734660
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/936-Soldering-Station-kit-set-Adjustable-Electric-soldering-iron-Welding-repair-kit-SET-Solder-Tips-heater/32675902277.html

this one's still $35 and it has worse internals

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>>57734634
After shipping Yihua with EU plug would cost $36.70, and I paid $37.63 of that clone with extra tips, tweezers and other stuff.

And seems like they had converter plug on box too.
>For export only
>For tourism

>>57734675
dammit
its getting just as bad as amazon now
just with more knockoffs and longer shipping times

>>57734439
fakes are pretty good these days

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>>57734675
>>57734768
>>57734634
who will save us
who will answer the call
who will be our hero

>>57734596
Just make sure you test it. They can be hit or miss, but can save a lot. Check out ZenniOptical or whatever it's called

>>57734634
>>57734675
>>57734768

It's a combination of currency conversion, commodity prices, and chink workshops opening/closing/moving to other products/running out of the huge pile of borderline QC fail components they were cashing in on.
Dummies.

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>>57734596
I bought Oliver People's frames from Ali with lenses from the same seller. They were perfect. This was around January time.

They were so good I wanted to order a spare but the seller had closed the shop. I messaged them on Whatsapp and got a link to a shop they recommended and ordered exactly the same pair with exactly the same lenses.

They arrived really really fucking late and the PD was completely wrong. I complained and they said they'd send another which they did. Also fucking late as fuck.

They arrived and while the PD seemed better, they weren't exactly the same as the January ones (which I assume were fine as they felt very natural and my eyes didn't need to adjust much from the (slightly older prescription) UK glasses I wore before).

Asked for a refund and opened dispute with Ali. Ali told them to give me like $20 of the $60 it cost me. They did. I took that and ordered a cashback request through Amex. They refunded the money immediately and told me they'd chase up with Ali and get their money back.

Pro tip: become a big boy and get an Amex for buying chinkshit.

I'll probably chase up the Whatsapp guy again and try and find out which optician in China he used and ask him to get me another seller. Might work out.

>>57734943
wow cool I was talking about you in >>57734607

Hey I figure you guys mostly live in the US or Europe, how long do packages take to arrive there?

>>57734970
thx s e n p a i

desu the whole ordeal was worth it cos now i have two replica Oliver People's frames that I can just get new lenses for

the OP frames I have I'm not sure they're even a real model from OP but they look the business

buying glasses from china is one of the best things I've bought cos the markup in the UK is so fucking ridiculous. my friend was an optician's assistant and he told me about how the tray with the lenses glass on them is dirt fucking cheap from China/Asia. the markup on the chink shit is even ridiculous but $60 for 'designer' glasses with ultra thin lenses (for my ridiculous prescription) is a bargain. the same thing in the UK would have cost me £200 for the frames and easily £200-300 for the lenses I got

>>57735021
>Europe
3 to 6 weeks.

my customs tend to keep packages for a week

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>>57734701
At least grounding seems to work.

>>57735021
living in aus here
shipping is a pain here desu, the constant waiting is annoying af

can someone recommend a cheap knife for opening packages?

>>57735048
i thought so. here in south america it takes 1 to 2 months

>>57734275
CHINKED

>>57735029
>worth it cos now i have two replica Oliver People

>wear specs for 32 years
>never heard of this pleb
>google it

Jebus. Those look like absolute shit, I would've refused them in primary school.

>>57735090
Sanrenmu 6044.

>>57735129
>never heard of oliver people

not enough of them in anime eh?

>>57735144
I'm not a dick enthusiast or a hipster.

>>57735160
>I'm not a dick enthusiast
enjoy munching on those roastbeef curtains then

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>>57735144

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>>57735090
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/minicutter1/32741476052.html?


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/smalltutilityknife/32620468492.html?


https://workpro.aliexpress.com/store/group/Utility-Knives/1936258_507270420.html

>>57735129
>>57735183
yea, i got them cos of bateman. like the A E S T H E T I C plus they look good on me

>>57735160
>2017-1
>not trying dick once in a while
fruit

>>57735129
honestly I'd take an OP hand-made in Japan (or chinkland if you're a jew like me) rather than some shitty plastic piece of ARMANI/Converse/Specsavers generic shit

>>57735227
m8 it's all generic chink shit, the only thing that varies is the markup and marketing.

>there are people that don't wear frameless titanium
Fucking slack jawed faggots.

>>57735275
>m8 it's all generic chink shit
Luxottica glasses are assembled by hand in Italy.

they charge a ridicolous markup, but fuck you for calling skilled western technicians "chink shit"

fuck you

>>57735227
>>57735275
>>57735306
frames dont mean shit, just get the cheapest one you can that wont fall apart
its the lenses that matter

>>57735306
>Luxottica glasses are assembled by hand in Italy
ahahahaha

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I got 2 free pens with my 480GB KingDian SSD, and I'm about to run out of ink, so I was wondering if you guys could tell me what kind of pen are those so I can buy more.

Pic related.

Anon, tell me about the first time you got chinked.
How did you feel?

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>not getting an ayy lmao shirt

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>>57735447
Happy, I knew I was just a dispute away from getting it for free.

>>57735482
literal pussy magnet

>>57735422
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/it's-a-pen/32629722041.html

>>57735517
>Gel
That's what I needed, shit is way better than regular pens to forge signatures.

Thanks!

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just ordered earpads for my sony headphones. i did it once before and they were comfy though less durable than the originals. can't complain for $6

>>57735275
frameless doesn't suit my face senpai. the OP stuff is well designed. i know most glasses are made in china, and probably designed by chinks but the OPs have history and a classic look that _I_ like. not for everyone

>>57735332
lenses are important too, but more a "how good a lens can I get for my £". sure there are poor lenses out there, but if you have a lenses with a fuck load of decent coatings and they're thin, who gives a fuck

>>57735545
l i n k

>>57735029

A good friend of mine was wearing scratched and horribly damaged glasses from when he was a child since his family is pretty broke. I was able to get him to acquire his prescription from his doctor and order him some really nice frames and lenses for $50 from China. I had him pick out the style that he wanted at the doctor's office first, and the frames + lenses in the US was going to be about $550.

Turnaround from ordering from China with expedited shipping was still faster than him getting them for more in the states. Thank you, China.

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How to put baby to sleep in less than a minute

>>57735587
Forever.

>>57735565
literally just picked cheap ones from ebay. ali was slightly pricier

>>57735500
>>57735447

Ordered some good quality fakes, received fakes that weren't quite the same. Reported, full refund.

Bought some shoes, the tracking information was fucked up and said they were delivered to another house. They eventually got to me but were too small. Told China they never came, Aliexpress gave a full refund.

>>57735482
>tfw a picture you posted months ago to demonstrate your clip on sunglasses gets memed

Thanks.

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>>57735587
it actually works fine to heat water
just take it out and unplug it after its done heating


they actually use a similar concept all throughout south america

>>57735447
Ordered two quadcopter batteries from Gearbest, only got one. Gearbest let me keep it and refunded me the full amount to my wallet so I immediately re-ordered and essentially ended up getting three for the price of two.
Felt pretty good.

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>>57735447
>tfw never got chinked
you have to think like the chink anon

>>57735668
I call it The Darwinator.

>>57730121
Is there any interesting news about Xiaomi Mi6?

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>mention aliexpress to my friend in an unrelated conversation
>get a push notification from ali litearlly 10 seconds later
what the fuck

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>>57735447
Most of my chinked experiences with a wrong color received weren't bad, because they were nice and corrected it right away.

More recently, I got chinked with no resolution. Ordered tote bag on left in pink for sister, but received this color on right. Seller blamed me and said my monitor must be messed up. It was even listed "Color: Pink" on the sale page. Left a low rating.

>>57735668
i went to brazil and i used one of those once
only after showering i realized how it worked and that considering the warm tropical climate i probably should have just used cold water

strangely enough i came across a similar system at a hostel in france, though the design was neater (no exposed cables) so i felt safer using it (it was cold as fuck)

>>57735587
Holy fucking kek, dude.

are there any earphones that aren't going to break after a month of use?

>>57735757
*1 cent has been deposited into your AliPay account*

>>57735799
Thx man

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>>57735447

Never got my xiaomeme notebook
Seller tried to chink me by extending the time
Ali stepped in and gave me the full refund

>>57735740
You always need some Lorem ipsum.

>>57735584
That's a nice story.

>>57735668
those shower heads are not electrode boilers,
they use a (submerged) heating element

>>57735584
heartwarming desu

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>>57735668
>>57735587
Where I live we have the ghetto version, pic related, shit gets hot as fuck, and uses electricity like a bitch, some people even make their own for like 2 bucks or less, we have similar contraptions in a jar for coffee.

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Added this to my favorites a long while ago, but didn't buy them (yet). Maybe I'll order them one day and keep them as a spare in my car or in the bottom of a drawer. 4 dollar is cheap as fuck, but in this case is not about the money but about fucking with your eyes.
My personal advice: did you find a chink frame that you like? ORDER JUST THE FRAME and fit the prescription glasses locally. Anyway, here's the link:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Selling-Supper-Light-Fashion-Design-Myopia-Glasses-Unisex-Black-Reading-Eyewear-Blue-Film-Coat-Spectacles/32273205242.html

>>57735740
Jewish tricks.

Esp module is only worth mbout $2 and a usb to serial adapter is $0.70.

>>57735755
Bump.

>>57735877
Those are usually insulated, the one I posted works by literally letting the electricity flow through the water to heat it

>>57735877
those are also not electrode boilers
and are a lot less ghetto than just sticking a mains cable into water like >>57735587 does

>>57735759
>Can't fucking see pic on the left has lighting raised to 150℅
>Can't see crushed highlights

No anon, you are the chink

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tfw creeping more girl photo reviews for scraping and hoarding their pics for collecting and hoarding and maybe some faps once in a blue moon

shit's getting easier to filter down and find when I started with just a few pics a few months back/months ago, back then I had only maybe 2-3 pics tops...

>>57735898
Yeah, the homemade I mentioned are like that, in some poor neighborhoods some people heat their water with some peeled wires straight from the outlet.

>>57735937
Great stash

>>57735447
>still not chink'd
>got chink'd 6 times this past month by western companies selling chink shit for exorbitant prices
FUCK

>>57735937
At least 2 of those are men

>>57735587

We used something similar in jail to heat up cooking oil when we wanted to deep fry stuff in our cells. We called them "stingers."

>>57735937

>all those layers of "no porn here, don't look here" deception

also I find microskirts are a goldmine for alifapping

>>57735984

Why'd you go to jail?

>>57735984
They let you play with hot oil in jail?

>>57736007

>let

bro you don't go to jail for obeying the rules

>>57735984
Uh, electrode boilers work because water conducts electricity, oil doesn't. What the hell were you doing to make that work?

>>57735983
Literal Russian Roulette.

>>57735927
>photoshopping your photo that much to deceieve buyers
>listing it as pink if you know it's red
>I'm the chink
ok

>>57735989
Cosplay wigs are a good category as well, sluts will often put photos of entire lewd outfits.

>>57736025
more than likely it was an immersion heater

hey first time back in a few months, what did I miss? is dirty reviews still around trying to make his own wiki? any good memes?

>>57735479
Wow, the nerve they have for even charging $10 for that piece of shit t-shirt

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>>57736050
who?

>>57736025
Pure water doesn't conduct electricity. Those things don't work by making electricity go through the water, they are just a standard heating element like in your oven.

>>57736051
they charge $10 because it's popular with the ironics

>>57736064
Your tap water isn't pure, and electrode heaters work because electricity flows between the plates through the water. Educate your sorry self.

>when someone you know thinks they can make good money buying shit from alibaba and reselling it on amazon
*giggles*

>>57736007

>let you

Hell no, that's why we had to rig some shit up to cook with. We'd steal cooking oil and deep fry stuff. Most of the guys who did it would sell stuff for stamps. We had one guy who threw some oil on another guy in a fight. After that they cracked down on the oil.

>>57736025

Idk how it worked. It was just this probe looking thing that they would drop into a 10 gallon bucket filled with cooking oil.

>>57736064
>Those things don't work by making electricity go through the water
That is exactly what a electrode boiler does.

You don't use it to boil distilled water obviously.

>>57736090
Yeah that's just an immersion heater m8. Electrode heaters are much more fun.

>>57736090
why were you in jail?

>>57736090
>Americans so desperate for deep fried food

How sad

>>57736090
Was it connected on both ends? Then it's an immersion heater.

Was there a gap of air between the connections? Then it's an electrode boiler.

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Weren't you guys getting free phones from the Chinaman by using free shipping methods with no shipping and then claiming they never arrived for a refund?

Or was it saying that the phone had a leaking battery upon arrival and had to be disposed of?

>>57736125
The really hardcore criminals set up a syrup still.

>>57736043
link to wigs

>>57736087

You need something with low resistance aka salt water for it to work, tap water has a resistance way too high to heat up when you pass electricity through it.


Educate yourself.

>>57736090

exactly how'd they crack down on it, though?

>>57736125

Some of those guys were really good cooks. They made extra money on the side doing it.

We had someone making banana pudding, and another guy making cheesecake. The cheesecake used a nondiary, powder Creamer as a base, but I have no idea what the pudding was made of.

>>57736133
you mean free tracking? yea that was popular for awhile, im sure its still happening

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>>57730604


Pls respond?

>>57736160
It boils tap water quite easily:
https://youtu.be/EViyccc2t9w

>>57736169

Sorry if my answers are sporadic, I've answered alot if the "how did you go to jail" tier questions before, so it's a bit boring.

They started locking up all the cooking oil in the kitchen office so that we had to ask anytime we needed it and the guards closely watched us dispose of it.

>>57735878
Thanks anon, just ordered those glasses.
Fuck the luxottica monopoly.

>>57736192
>dota
>overwatch
ew

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>>57736203
OI VEY

anzone else with miui 8,0,6,0 stable on the rn3pro noticing battery drain ? both my wife's and mine get nearly ~50 of the battery life.

>>57736160
Are you fucking stupid anon.

>ctrl+f "cyber" on thread
>1 result
so the chinks aren't celebrating cyber monday, are they?

>>57736192
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4U/32646357614.html

>>57736196

Where you a prison bitch?

>>57736145
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/head-cancer/32212971368.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/head-cancer-long-version/32702106115.html

These are good examples, just go trough the category for more. Of course there's always a fair portion of /cgl/ whales and traps in these, but that's probably a plus to some.

>>57736274
It's tied to an American holiday - why would they?

>>57734596
I bought solar prescription glasses for GF.
They came fast (<1month), high quality and flawless optics.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/csg/32647880762.html

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That bloody flamingo went silent..... I got chinked?

>>57736314

I was in a medium security federal prison and I didn't see any of that shit go on. There were fags, sure, but they were all voluntary. If someone didn't like you, they'd throw cooking grease on you or just beat your ass with a lock tied onto a belt.

Most of the fags were Puerto Rican, niggers, or from DC.

>>57735984
Someone watched schore Stein papier

Is the Redmi 4 recommended at all?

Does Redmi phones not have android? It says OS is MIUI. That's just the ROM, right? They have play store and shit?

>>57734152
>>57734197
>>57734246
>>57734495
>>57734530
>>57734701
>>57735064

>SUC

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>>57736192
get out you degenerate

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/712658

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-Anime-Cartoon-High-School-DXD-3D-Big-Breast-Cosplay-Sexy-Beauty-Silicone-Wrist-Rest-Mouse/32544958413.html?

>>57730121
What's the advantage of the xiaomi.eu rom? Is it comparable to cyanogenmod in terms of privacy if i remove the google apps?

>>57736562
Yes, that's the name of the factory ROM modification. Chinese versions of MIUI don't come with Play Store (but it can be flashed on them manually), global versions come with it.

Is it worth to get a 480 kingdian when it's only 23€ less than a western branded SSD?

>>57736050
No, Dirty Reviews slunk back into anonymity but still posts here. The position of chief attention whore was passed to Comfy Tech Reviews who attracted plenty of underaged thanks to his reviews of edgelord knives and Teamspeak microphones and his tolerance of literal children on the Discord server he runs/ran.

Because of the above there haven't been any genuinely good new memes in months unless you enjoy masturbation devices.

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i have a couple of spare 18650s, will pic related blow up my house?

>>57736727
yea

>>57736662
nu
that 23 covers proper warranty and faster delivery/returns
pretty sure you can also get a 500-512gb western one for $120 or whatever the fuck that is in euros

>>57735937
>tfw there's plenty of degenerates who also fap to ali reviews like me

>>57736749
Crucial mx300 525gb 126€ ye or meh?

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Finally after 35 days... GeekBuying ships my god damn RMN3P
Never again

>>57732916
I got one. Put in a 2800mAh 18650 and it charges my k6000 pro by 30%.
They work, but I wouldn't call them efficient. Buy an AILI instead

>>57735937
Let's not forget about the legendary monokini where there's a jew couple literally fucking in the review

>>57736864

>censoring the flared tip of the giant black rubber horse's penis

I fucking love those chinky bastards

>>57736864
>only 43 cm

>>57736854
sure
I think the samsung 750 evo is around same price too
also france amazon has it for 90 euro https://www.amazon.fr/dp/B01IAGSD68/

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>>57736864
That thing looks like you could fire it out of a cannon.

>>57736864
>only 35 days
did you caved and got the gold version, didn't you?

>>57736727
I can highly recommend the single cell Liitokala charger, can be used to charge USB shit from a cell and is 99.999% not going to blow anything up.

>>57737004
Yes but I got a case off Amazon so fucking whatever I'll deal with it

>>57737192
You'll look fabulous darling.

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>>57737192
just get a matching hat
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Golden-Bitch-Hat/2031880691.html

>>57737192
so we had to read your whining about this one issue for over a month and you ended up caving to the chinks? Anti-climax, I was hoping you'd blow yourself up at the Geekbuying offices.

any 64gb micro sd cards for under $20?

>>57737501
Jokes on you my sharks were 8€ or so

>>57737518
damn i hate to be late for that

>>57736539
Only the prime version with SD625.

>>57736947
Thanks for the France link, just ordered it. Chinks aren't even trying anymore. Rip sharks and kingdians

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http://audiocubes.com/products/stax-sr-l300-lambda-open-back-headphones?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=googlepla&variant=19693759873

Asking again, anybody know where I can find a chink version of these?

/CSG/ related deals, not just phones:

https://www.kimovil.com/en/special/black-friday-2016

>>57737501
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_279099.html

>>57737686
fuck i don't trust this

>>57737711
Goybest is legit

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>>57733657
These are cute. Care to share a link?
>>57735422
Were those pens decent? I like how they look and got kind of interested.
>>57735878
I'd love getting a chinese frame like pic related, mostly because the original ones are pricey (80USD).
>>57735210
I want to get one of the cheap ones but not being able to choose colour irks me.
>>57732711
kek

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Some indiegogo shit now found on ebay.

>>57737793

I wish I could think of a valid use to justify buying one of these.

>>57737746
how can they have such a good price on samsung cards?

>>57737846
More like how much are the Jews milking you

Samsung cards are made in Taiwan for like 1$ each.
I'll add 2$ for moving them to China and it's 3$.
Maybe 5$ to Europe/USA and you have 6$.

>>57737346
Maybe it'll get here before my phone does

>>57737891
eh
i don't buy it

>>57738006
good goy

>>57738059
i'm going mixza
i found one a bit cheaper

Hi guys.

What's the best chinkshit IEM at the moment?
I lost my xiaomeme piston 3's.

Is the xiaomeme hybrid pro hd or whatever it's called with three drivers the new king?

>>57738102
don't-break-the-cable-zircons

>>57738102
Boarseman cx98

>>57738164
What the fuck is that supposed to be?

>>57738102
No reliable review yet for the mi hybrid pro, i tend to not trust the cellphone review for audio gear because basically all they talk about is whether the bass is nigga enough or not

Rock Zircon is the current meme, and also some iem from KZ brand, please just read the /csg/ wiki and the infographic

thinking about getting a mipad 2 for the parents, mostly browsing and some youtube. Is it any good?

>>57738102
KZ ATE

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And 4 more packages arrived today (already got 5 on Friday) so the 11.11 wave has finally arrived

>>57738164
>>57738176
>>57738197
>>57738247
Out of these ones, what is the more "neutral" one? I'm no basshead

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> tfw "despatched to overseas"

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Found a deal to buy the Xiaomi Capsule Earphones for like $9. Worth it?

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>>57737793

how good and reliable and what's the lifespan on these? like will it run for a year or two till it dies or shorter/longer lifespan?

>>57738248
You got all the AliExpress classic envelopes in one picture kek

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Geekbuying finally shipped my grey RN3P.
Didn't even have to open a dispute with Paypal, I just had to annoy them almost daily with e-mails.

>>57738216
>browsing and some youtube.
Get them an iPad or an amazon fire.
While win10 is OK on a touchscreen, actually much better than I thought, iOS and Android are better suited.
I have both an gaypad and a Teclast x80 powerfist.

>>57738333
I thought there was an android version of it?

>>57738286
No I have them and they sound like shit, very muffled

Comfy as fuck tho

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>>57738283
>mfw "Received item at office of exchange"

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let me see your wishlist
I need some chinkspo

>>57738270
You probably want ATE or the Boar Semen. If you want to spend a bit more, Senfer UES.

>>57738411
Just Ali search "big black dildo for gay man anal".

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>>57738312
Yes, these are the most common, especially the yellow ones. I do get small cardboard boxes quite often as well, some electronic component sellers use these almost exclusively. Some Chinks also started using white envelopes.

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Any experience with wireless earbuds? Recommendations? I'm considering buying AWEIs

>>57738515
KZ HDSE.

>>57738270
Definitely kz ed9 or rock mula

But for $15 you can't get any more neutral than audio technica clr100

>>57738515
Moxpad x90

>>57738521
Thanks. What makes them better than the AWEI's? I'm not familiar with either brand but I prefer the AWEI's compact design

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>>57738248
Got some OpAmps, more ICs, some reed switches and a set of potiometers with many different values (only had 10k and 100k ones so far)

>>57738594
They sound good and run for 8 hours.

>>57738609
8 hours sounds great. Thanks

RN3Poo owners BTFO
>>57738549

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>>57738283
>tfw "handover to airline"

>>57738664
>guy is also spamming spg with his shit
man who gets this mad over $120
lmao

>>57738664

>Watching a full movie on your phone

Do normalfags actually do this?

>>57738751
yeah normalfags will have an entire apple collection in the room but instead of watching on any of that, they'll just watch on their 7 plus

>>57738382
Read some reviews in the meantime and the consensus is that they're comfy and light, but it's very hard to find a good fit. The moment you manage to get a good seal, they'll sound pretty decent (even if a little bit bassy for some preferences).

>>57729280
>>57729237
>>57729341
>>57729379
>blindly trusting wmph
>not knowing every phone on Verizon and Sprint has to be whitelisted
It won't work at all you fucking idiots. not 2g, not 3g, not 4g. no calls no data. nothing. stop being CDMAcucks .

>>57738870
>american networks
never ever

>>57738590
>US $39.00
no. how's the bludio N2?

What are some product categories that it's not advised to buy chinkshit versions of?

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Behold, my chink haul for today
>digital caliper
>Enlan knoife
>Weishi shaver
>CREE Q5
>A tiny shark

Why is Ali taking PayPal again?

How good is the chuwi hi10?

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Got some shit today.

>>57739486
What is the bottom right thing

>>57738180
Rock Zircons
Great buy. amazing quality for money. only suffer from a cable thats prone to break

>>57738870
>Verizon and Sprint
Fucking cancer
AT&T, T-Mobile, and the carriers that piggyback them are the only decent carriers

>>57739568
>>57739568
chink serpa mount

>>57739274
plastic caliper?

>>57736133
Interested in this for scientific purposes.

>>57739274
How is the shaver famalam

>>57739486
How do you like the moon poster?
I also ordered one on 11/11 but it has come yet. Are you European btw?

>>57734275
Thats an australian plug lol

>>57739817
It's kraft paper, can't complain though, and yes, scandinavian.

>>57739952
so African then?

>>57739029
X90 is only $20 dude

>>57740081
Nope, not Sweden, the glorious white Northern Norway

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>>57735937
>tfw fit ali girls are rare

Oh well at least instagram exists.

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>>57737346
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/mirror-Acrylic-MIAMI-letters-fashion-men-women-sports-baseball-caps-studded-snapback-hats/1148937684.html

>custom chunky-bolt-letter meme hats

Holy crap.

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>>57739952
>scandinavian

>>57740384
saved for later

my hybrids just broke, what should be my next earphones?

>>57740448
Get the new pros and review it for us

>>57740448
the triple drivers

>>57740448
Fix your hybrids you consumer whore

>>57733067
>Can't find the one in the pic
Julian calls it out, links it, and will answer your comment if you ask him

>>57738290
It will run until you drop it from a small height, according to the reviews.

>>57737793
The pics on the store page are hilarious. They didn't even attempt to naturally shop the computer into the photos.

>>57740384
>NTR

Ha

>>57737768
>LED card lights
Not the anon you were asking but here's a link.

http://www.gearbest.com/home-decors/pp_190668.html

>>57740448
Monk+

>>57737793
That thing looks fucking unusable as hell.

>>57740613
He said in one of his videos, that it doesn't exist on ebay anymore.

>>57737793
Uhh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z36z4JdZEyA
>video cable clearly does not connect directly to the monitor, but rather snakes somewhere under the desk
>usb cable also disappears under the desk

I smell chink sorcery at work here...

To the other anon who ordered a NASA bomber jacket, mine finally came today and it is a great quality jacket, I ordered the thick version (medium). I find it to be thicker than I expected and ever so slightly baggy in some areas but probably because it's fucking huge


Will post pics later

I'm thinking of replacing my Chuwi Hi8 soon-ish, what's the best tablet in the same price range (80-90€)? I've seen the Telclast X80 Pro and Plus, are they good?

>>57740721
>usb cable also disappears under the desk
I just now noticed this was actually the power cable and I am an idiot. There are also a lot of related videos that can be found on youtube to research it further, so...

>>57740721
According to the ads within the thing, it can run WoW: MoP.
Don't believe it.

>>57736727
The Nokia OEM cable is giving me a big boner

>>57740751
Linku pls

>>57737655
>Japanese electrostatic headphones
>Where is the chink version
They dont exist, and probably wont for another 20 years...

>>57739615
"Carbon fiber"

>>57739772
Closest shave I've had in ages.
Feels really solid, kinda dislike the blades that come with it - will probably buy a pack of various ones to see what I like.

I also think my Gilette shaving gel isn't gonna do well with it, might actually have to buy shaving cream

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Police-Siren-200W-Car-Alarm-Siren-Horn-AS830-Wireless-Remote-11-Sounds-HD-Propaganda-Ultra-Slim/32251274904.html

This said it was made in the U.S.A.
Is that a dirty chink lie?

DICKS OUT DICKS OUT
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-harambe-tshirt-summer-harambe-t-shirt-harambe-tshirt-homme-t-shirt-men-hip-hop-harambe/32739792905.html

>>57740688
You're not really supposed to use it as a tablet but rather as a mini-PC. They put a touchscreen on it because a Windows license is for free for tablets but not for PCs

it's just the proof that Made in USA = Made in China 50% of the times.

>>57740959
for>>57740901

>>57740918
thats the shittiest harambe tshirt i have seen so far

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Delux-T9-Plus-Mechanical-Keyboard-Professional-Gaming-Keyboard-Blue-Switches-Single-Hand-Operation-RGB-Function-Wrist/32667706766.html

>>57740880
Damn it ;_;

Why must the chinks copy everything EXCEPT the coolest stuff?

>>57740770
Should be fine, kinda shit battery life though. there's also chuwi hi8 pro, teclast kindow and cube iwork8 air in the same price range. Check techtablets.com for reviews.

>>57741003
>EXCEPT the coolest stuff
>>57740987

>>57741003
because they are shit
go back and jerk off in the audiophile thread

>>57740983
If you scroll down, they have pictures of their sweat shop.

>>57741050
More like I've never owned nice things before except for a set of the Superlux 668B headphones. They're so fucking good but I wanted to try better at least once, just to see if I was missing out.

Testing the veracity of a meme requires buying into it, a catch-22 that leaves me in the position of being an insufferable audiophile fruit for the interim. Then I decide if this obsession with audio fidelity is actually worth my time, or if I'm okay with what I've got now.

Like with coffee, I've found that I'll drink mud if it keeps me awake, and that making real quality stuff is great for a cozy day. I have some fancy stuff but don't use it, or worry about, all that often.

>>57740841
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32676624261/32676624261.html

The other anon bought it for a tad cheaper than that listing. Would recommend just searching "nasa bomber" for better prices

>>57740987
>doesn't actually have the car base

dropped

>>57740987
But why

>>57740987
Are these gaming pad things actually decent? I was thinking of picking up something like this just for gaymen.

>>57741318
Why not just use a keyboard? I mean, that thing doesn't seem to have any special features other than being a cut down keyboard

>>57741333
Muh ergonomics.
Also takes up much less space.

>>57741345
You NEED a keyboard for everything else. If anything, it's the gamepad that will take extra space.

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>>57741333
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're referring to as no special features, is in fact, car/keypad, or as I've recently taken to calling it, car plus keypad. Keypad is not an keyboard unto itself, but rather another component of a fully functioning car system made useful by the car corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full keypad as defined by WongShing.
Many computer users run a modified version of the car system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of car which is widely used today is often called keypad, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the car system, developed by the Car Project.
There really is a keypad, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Keypad is the instrument: the keypad in the system that allocates the machine's electrickery to the other programs that you run. The keypad is an essential part of an peripheral, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete keyboard system. Keypad is normally used in combination with the car: the whole system is basically car with keypad added, or car/keypad. All the so-called car keypads are really distributions of car/keypad!

>>57741345
I use an RK61 as a "controller, for men". Works well.

>>57741397
Usually, they provide a more comfortable means to press a limited amount of keys. I used one for MMOs for a while. Feels better than resting your hand on a standard keyboard for hours and hours.

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My earphone fryer arrived!
Now need to find a way to open this shit and see which version it is.
Should it be so hard to open it?

>>57741217
>>57740751
>I ordered the thick version (medium)
>slightly baggy
Mind telling me your weight/height? Also do you think It'd be fine as a winter jacket, in like -10c to -20c temperatures?

>>57741515
Pry it open with a spluger.

>>57741515
No, it'll pop right open and you'll lose the buttons.
Put a bit of tape over them first.

>>57741515

Whang a spanger in there my man

>All orders from 11.11 still in transit
>Last tracking updates range from the 17th to the 21st

I'm starting to get worried guys...

Chink shit on linustechtips
>>57739648