Free Energy

>>57707175
They are all fake. Retard

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They are all 100% fake in every conceivable way.

>>57707184
They aren't fake faggot. WTF

>ON ITS ON THE INTERNET IT MUUUUUUUST BE FAGGOT

kys yourself fucking retard


All of them are squashed by the energy corp giants.

>>57707591
Back to high school physics class

All fake. Try solar panels, or hydroelectrical if you've got running water on your property.

>>57707175
>Does anyone know how to break physics??
Just do LSD

>>57707175
Down Syndrome: The Post

solar, gravitational (so far only tidal?), and geothermal are technically all "free" energy

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>>57707661
underrated

>>57707630
the law of thermodynamics was made by man not God

>>57707175
They are as real as a squared circle

>>57709169
>implying god didn't create the laws of thermodynamics to give humans something to strive to beat

>>57709169
Are you an islamic scientist or something? Laws of the universe are recognized and named by man, but they are certainly created by man.

>>57709232
not*

>>57709232
It was made up by the jews to stop us from creating free energy

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>>57707175
Somewhat related

>>57709337
What is it

>>57709463
the future.

>>57707175
Ok, here it is

A good number of free energy generators are real, HOWEVER, they produce so little energy they are non viable and are the reason windmills are everywhere apposed to any of these.

Anything that is showing results that are good, as in capable of powering real things, are pretty much entirely fake, they may use a real principal, but the result is fake.

>haha how can I troll /g/ today
>I know! I'll ask how to create free energy
>that'll get people on a TECHNOLOGY FORUM rustled

>>57709463
A free energy machine powered by memes

It's called troll physics. You're a few years late.
>work out until you can lift your body weight
>sit on a chair
>lift yourself up with the chair
>free flight
and so on

tidal power is the closest we will get to "free" energy and look how shitty that is.

solar is better.

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>>57709337
https://youtu.be/JGcvxg7jJTs?t=543

>>57707175
The sun

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>>57707184
believe it or not, I learned most of it from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT_bTnkwLuE
I had almost forgotten about the OG Science Guy.

The first law of thermodynamics basically makes it literally impossible for this to exist.

>"Energy cannot be created or destroyed."

>>57710284
What about the universe theory with the two universes where one is going big crunch the other is going big bang?

>>57707175

Retards with magnets and YouTube aren't going to break the laws of thermodynamics no matter how much time they waste.

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>>57710698
two words BITCH ASS PUNK, EM DRIVE

>>57710260
I have never seen this channel before, the video was entertaining. Thanks.

>>57707591
Can't tell if bait.

>>57707591
>>57709169
This has to be bait.

>>57709834
No, they aren't real. You can't create energy just like that, it doesn't matter if it's a small amount or not.

Wait for zombie apocalypse.
Put zombies on treadmills.
FREE ENERGY

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>>57711863
mfw that might actually work

>>57710611
That is not a theory, it is speculation.
In reality there is no evidence of multiple universes.

>>57710611
>universe theory with the two universes
>two universes
gee anon tell me more about this other universe that we've observed

>>57707175
Depends what you mean by free.
If you mean unlimited energy, that's physically impossible.
If you mean no continuing maintenance fees or fuel, that's called solar power, which probably will end up breaking anyway, and cost a fair amount.
If you mean extremely cheap and practically renewable solutions, you can harvest radio waves, but you won't have enough power to run a Raspberry Pi if this is just around your home or whatever.

My favourite way of getting free energy:

Steal the following:
- Aluminium foil
- Paper towels
- Copper

Go to the beach and grab a reasonable quantity of salt water.
Cut the alfoil, paper towels and copper into circles.
Dip the paper circles in the salt water.
Stack the circles in a repeating cycle (foil, paper, copper, foil, paper, copper, etc)

Congratulations, you haz battery.

>>57710611
>two universes
Yes, there are exactly two universes.
Not one.
Not aleph null.
Not aleph one.
Two.

>>57711863
holy shit

solar power is free

whenever I feel particularly pissed off and need to direct my anger, I watch free energy videos on YouTube.

keeps me from breaking shit every time.

Daily reminder that the EM drive is on par with homeopathy.

you can power a small digital watch with meters and meters of wire to catch electromagnetic waves.
But that's hardly efficient.
.

>>57713816
What do you mean? That shit works, we just don't know how.

>>57713860
Em drive or homeopathy? Cause homeopathy doesn't, and it's proven not to work better than placebo

>>57713860
It doesn't work. There is no way it could work, it goes against the most basic principles in physics. The "tests" you've heard of show speeds under the margin of error and even if it produces speed it would be better to start with hot air or magnetic field interaction than momentum out of nowhere.

>>57713919
>It doesn't work.
That's just like, your opinion.

>>57711081
>This has to be bait.
It's true though. The laws of thermodynamics are only laws until we find an example that breaks them. Just as classical mechanics were proven to be wrong.
They might be right and thus never be proven wrong. But believing in them without question and immediately opposing everything that questions them is not the way of science.

>>57707175
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_thermodynamics

>>57707175
I don't know thermodynamics the post

>>57709153
>nbome
more like nope

>>57714195
Do you?

>>57707175
>free
>energy
Hmm, makes you think

There is a lot of "free" energy out there but harnessing it is not free at all.

>>57714195
Maybe thanks to the EmDrive people will start believeing all sorts of pseudoscience bullshit

You get energy by putting down time, effort, or resources; you get out what you put in or less basically.

>>57707185
why have so many people behind them die in weird circumstances then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMEjpFcimew

Explain this shit

>>57711081
they are using magnets, and if you move magnets across i think a copper wire, you get current, its how rfid things work, however, the current is so fucking small its useless in practical applications.

the op image is a principal that works, but results are lies.

>>57707175
Solar panels and windmills are the closest we'll get to free energy and they're being stifled cause fuck niggas think they ugly.

>>57716001
So basically converting the energy you use for moving them, wow. All these devices are the same, they all get their "free" energy from somewhere else in a way that doesn't look too obvious.

>>57716001
But you have to actively move the magnet which requires kinetic energy.
If you try to calculate it you'd find that you spent more energy moving the magnet than you get.

>>57716104
no shit, this isn't perpetual motion its free energy

>>57716114
every single way we get energy costs more to get, the question is how much

the only issues is every single way to do this gets you so fuckin little that it doesn't matter.

>>57715191
Because they're smoking crack.

>>57716137
It's not free if you need energy to move the magnet in the first place.

>>57716629
Closest well ever be is zero point energy and you cant have that forbidden goodness?

>>57707175
If you can find a way to make it work purely on magnetic power, it's at least better than battery power.
The magnetic motors will not run forever, only about an estimated 400 years, but that's better than a battery that lasts less than a year.

>>57716603
you don't understand the concept of free, you are not paying an electric company, not you are using no energy.

>>57715191
These are all completely true. Big companies are fucking sick man, and they do equally as bad shit as this.
I hate all the lobbying and corruption that goes on in this country

Some more examples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkqlXm5C8S0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRfY2PWtA1A

>>57716928
Might aswell get a solar panel then.

>>57709232
>Laws of the universe

we know none of those, only theorize what they might be

>>57715191
>>57716930
>source: youtube
wew

>>57716956
Dude the YouTube video just tells you about it, you can easily do some research online.

>>57710260

>Entire cast is Jewish

And you goyim eat this shit up.

>>57709337
is that a turboencabulator?

>>humans and their "theoretical laws"
good luck joining the rest of the universe

>>57711863
Someone has been playing How to Survive 2.

>>57714109
I don't think you understand what law means in science.

>>57716930
Conspiracy theories make sense right up until you start thinking about them. Why would big corporations kill off the concept of free energy? They're all about profit, right? Why wouldn't they just buy the prototypes, implement it and sell off the power they don't need to spend on resources like coal or uranium, saving them more money?

>>57709910
man these used to be so funny when i was in middle school

>lift friend up
>friend lifts you up
>continue until flight is achieved
>?????
>profit

>>57718551dde
how to hack a game???
please its guidance??

>>57718551
how to hack a game???
please its guidance??

>>57707184
The EM drive, if it works, could potentially be used to make a free energy generator.

But then I guess that's why most physicists think it doesn't really work, at least as claimed.

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>>57715191
Water is as much fuel as the CO2 your car pipes out of it's exhaust.
Confirmation bias galore.
One man dies as he is about to release his fantastic invention that no one else can reproduce for whatever reason...

If free energy was real: what's to stop natural forces from generating such energy and unleashing a blast of cataclysm at the speed of light.

>>57709337
This is the only thing that even REMOTELY challenges thermodynamics.
Propellant-less thrust can be used to generate excess energy.

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>>57710712
heh, nothin personell kid

>>57713668
>whenever I feel particularly pissed off and need to direct my anger, I watch free energy videos on YouTube.
>keeps me from breaking shit every time.
why?

>>57707175
"Free" Energy generators ain't Free as in freedom or even beer. They are all proprietary and their inventors don't publish open source schematics on internetz. Therefore it's a scam and also a botnet.

>>57709153
>nbome
please don't do this i know multiple people who overdosed on that shit

>>57707175
>be "free energy generator" inventor
>publish your shit on some obscure forums and youtube
>don't publish your schematics for everyone to build and test
>"die" misteriously due to aliens, zog and cia niggers
>in the year 2017 of our God and Savior Jesus, the Son of KeK
>not using TOR and any other possible technology to spread your knowledge anonymosly to other people

like clockwork, man

>>57718879
what.
the EM drive is terribly inefficient and uses a shit ton of electricity
The only neat thing about it uses no propellant to generate thrust, just electricity.
so it'd be useful for space where you can just toss a nuclear generator or solar panels on your ship and you're G2G