/g/ Humor Thread

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>>57690987

>Humor Thread

So where's this humor at exactly?

>>57691054

It's a thinly veiled "YLYL" thread

AKA

crossposting faggots

>>57691191
How is this funny? How is any of this funny? Is this the new down syndrome general where retards post whatever image they were viewing the last time they randomly laughed?

>>57691216
Go to bed Terry.

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>>57691257
>>57691273

SAY THAT TO MAY FACE FUCKERS NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS


.44


POW

>>57688756
If I wanted humour, I'd ask for your one rep max

>>57690996
Install Gentoo

>free shipping

that's a good deal goyim

>>57691191
Lmao that was $134 CAD today. Usually over $220.

>>57691054
There will always be your tenuous grasp of prepositions to laugh at.

>>57688756
My fuel filter was $100, also made in Israel

>>57691947
*yawn*

>>57692549
Damn ti feels good to be smarter than normies who can't cleanly reinstall the os without that oem core lockdown shit.

>>57692565
Samefag here, unless the core locking is done by the bios and the code you put in reflashes it with a bios that uses all the cores, a clean install of the os should do it.

>>57692565
This is the reason why Intel won over AMD

>>57692794

That's pretty neat.

>>57692809
I think AMD is a way better platform for normies getting into building because you don't deal with the bullshit of AMD, I mean you bay a 990FX chipset board for $ and you can run every chip since 2009 up until Zen comes out, no bullshit, "Oh this is our high end consumer socket we change every year, and here's our enthusiast socket that we change every three years and costs $400 for a deluxe board".

>>57692857
>the bullshit of AMD
Intel*

>>57692857
>bay a 990FX chipset board for $
buy a 990FX chipset board for $99

Wow i'm just all fucked up, today.

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>>57692905
It sounds like you're turkey drunk

>>57693030
It sounds like you're mentally retarded.

>>57693030
I'm still reeling off that damn dinner

>>57693061
Easy, guy.

>>57691054
Stop being mad, linuxfag

>>57693061
Found the audiophile!

>>57693156
kek
this could be neat to actually create as a scripting language
might do that when I have some spare time

>>57693054
Not pictured nsa

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>>57693225

w

>>57688756
hilarious

somebody please post the optimized gaming mouse driver that wasted so many cpu cycles

>>57694539
>optimized gaming mouse driver
Kek, and I almost fell for an expensive gaming motherboard with that killer audio bulllshit, but people complained that isn't much better than an ALC1150 and it steals cpu cycles.

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>>57690987

//Judas Priest in programming

//I'm elected electric spy
//I'm
protected ElectricEye() {}

>>57692834
filename: john podestas laptop

>>57694935
Kek.

>>57693087
there are too many humans to survive without electricity now. the stench of death would will the air.

>>57695352

>not just using return a(b);

WHY

>>57692857
Remember. A Socket a year keeps the goyim in fear!

WHITE POWER

>>57693165
very accurate

>>57693438
bdsm?

>>57695444
Kek

>>57693046
>Windows
Ew

>>57695352
I had coffee with a friend today. She is an operations engineer at a multi-billion dollar company. Her university specialisation was algorithms, the most sought after skill in the tech industry.

Given the average intelligence of this board, she probably has 30 IQ points more than you. If she isn't already, she'll almost certainly be making at least twice your income before she turns thirty, even living in a country where tech companies pay shit-all compared to the US.

Also, she hates pink.

>>57696061
And she has a penis.

>>57696068
I can confirm this is not the case.

>>57693046
Cool program. Is it free?

>>57696163
Yup!

>>57691191
>expected availability
>Jan 1, 2100

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>>57696061

>>57693087
luddites think they're so clever for bringing this possibility up every 15 minutes because this is what they're like every day having never accepted technology and are this left behind

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>>57692549
When did EA start working with Intel?

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>>57696061

>>57693202
the viewer is the nsa

>>57696590
Good to see your masculinity is still intact :^)

>>57690987
God damn it lost too fast

>>57693061
Triggering: The post

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>>57692749
>that ripple

>>57696061
Haha found the girl(male)

>>57692749
Is there any porn like this?

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>>57697076

thats one plump pumpkin

>>57692843
That's a pretty nice idea

>>57692834
Nice clock, Ahmed.

>>57688756
thats my current motherboard
I should probably upgrade my shit build but im poor fucker.

>>57696291
topkek just saw that

>>57692749

Damn, this makes me remember the monochrome porn gifs I used to download via WAP on my Motorola way back in 2003. Good times.

>>57693030
Even as an audio engineer I think audiophiles are retarded. Most of their equipment makes no tonal difference. It's literally 99% placebo.

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>>57695444
>swedish

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>>57697901
>>57695444
>swedish

>>57696061
I'm glad your girlfriend has a 175 IQ.
>tfw I'm studying sociology ;_;

>>57697901
>>57697918
I've never understood it. What's the story behind this? Why do the girls act normal but the guys act like huge faggots?

>>57697965
peer-pressured by the entire Swedish society into acting gay as fuck

It's basically a society run by tumblr feminists.

>>57697965
Sweden is Europe's cuckland. You still wonder why? Every swedish goy's dream is a bbc.

>>57697983
>>57697987
Please no meme answers, surely they didn't act like this on purpose [spoiler]Although I could believe it.[/spoiler]. Was it some kind of challenge where the guys act like girls and the girls like guys?

>>57698025
Seriously, they teach their children to act like cucks.

>>57696061
Lol, I have an IQ of 165, I doubt she has an IQ of 195. But you are a feminist, so you'll believe anything.

>>57698025
>Was it some kind of challenge where the guys act like girls and the girls like guys
Exactly this
>but muh alt right agenda

>>57694788
Did you get that from the leaked NSA programs?

>>57694539
>>57694568
>i-i need muh cpu cycles for facebook even when 99% go unused instead of putting them to good use for better and more smooth interface control
k

>>57697830
Good read, had a kek

>>57696061
Except algorithms is far from the most sought out skill. Actually AI, Big data, and machine learning are the big things now and those are usually entirely different concentrations.

>>57690987
What's the joke? Do you retards just buy frozen/fast food or do you not make shit yourselves?

>>57698336
Usually, you don't have to bake your own birthday cake, you autist. Your mom or whatever bakes it for you.

>>57698389
>not baking your own cake
Are you 12?

>>57696061
Only girls can code. They have a D and we call them traps

>>57698060
I have a 145 IQ and I don't believe you. You're either underage or wasting your intelligence in believing anyone, I can 100% guarantee you feminism is:
– usually not this;
– very, very heterogeneous; and
– though, as there are a lot of ways to do feminism, often and brilliantly criticized by peers, really consistent as a ground basis (with concepts of structural domination and often structures of power).

>>57693087
>>57696354
The funny thing is that this isn't even a real thing. Solar storms can only damage large-scale things like the power grid and telegraph wires because the change they induce in Earth's magnetic field is very small, so you need kilometres long wires to have enough change in magnetic flux to induce voltages that can actually damage something. Try moving a magnet near your phone. Did it fuck up your phone? No. Was the change in magnetic field orders of magnitude bigger than even the worst of geomagnetic storms? Yes.
I get that we need the power grid for our electronic devices to be useful, but the grid can be protected by shutting it down for the duration of the solar storm.

>>57696061
looks like your 30 IQ points lead doesn't save you fromgetting butthurt over a stupid image, enjoy living in your delusion, cunt

>>57697830
Holy shit.

>>57691054
>So where's this humor at exactly?
Spend a month on /b/ until you're stupid enough to find it funny.

>>57692678
It fucking does obviously

>>57698336
>What's the joke?
If you have to ask... You're the retarded dumb fucking idiot.

>>57696061
>IQfag bragging about his girlfriend's incredibly high IQ

Come on, dick-waving pretentious intelligence quotient points isn't going to get you anywhere, anon.
Actual intelligence =/= IQ anyway

t. Mensa member

>>57696061
Is your friend a chinese named Ashley?

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>>57698077

>>57697983
>>57697987
>>57698047
>>>/pol/

Solus.

>>57700410
found the swede

>>57700432
found the alt-right trumptard virgin

>>57700463
the internal bleeding from that bbc should go away by itself :^) try not to get constipated during this period though.

>>57695352

public int Product(int a, int b){

    int answer = 0;
    for (int i = 0; i < b; i++){
         answer += a;     
    }
    return answer;
}

?

>>57700480
why are you alt-righters so obsessed with big black cock and getting cucked?? hmmm....

>>57700547
i don't think you know what cuck means :^) it all starts with the shit that your wife's son is doing >>57697901 >>57697918

>>57693046
that's a pretty retarded way to make a demux
but I like it

>>57700496

>>57695352 is more efficient

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>>57698047
>when you overdose on /pol/ memes
You realise that all these things are blown out of portion?

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>>57700640

how to do it recursively is the real question.

>>57700693
right
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479073410360.webm

>>57700756
Easy

let repeat k f x =
  let rec loop accu = function
    | 0 -> accu
    | k -> loop (f accu) (pred k) in
  loop x k
;;

let ( + ) a b = repeat b succ a;;

let ( * ) a b = repeat b (fun n -> n + a) 0;;

>>57700756

unsigned product(unsigned a, unsigned b)
{
(b = 0) ? return 0 : return (a + product(a, b - 1));
}

>>57700879
>(b = 0) ?
I dungoofed
(!b) ?

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>>57692834
i am about to do something like this with a dysfunctional latitude i have.

>>57696061
go back to california you nu cuck

>>57700879

Alot better than what I was thinking of.

>>57700879
Your code is inefficient.

let ( * ) a b =
  let rec loop a accu b =
    prerr_endline (Printf.sprintf "%d\t%d\t%d" a accu b);
    match b with
    | 0 -> accu
    | b ->
      loop (2 * a) (if b mod 2 = 1 then a + accu else accu) (b / 2) in
  loop a 0 b
;;

>>57700857
You wonder if the CIA has somebody whose job is basically "filter out the schizos from the people with serious messages"

>>57700965
You people are fucking dumb. Just

return a/(1/b);

>>57700879
>>57700827
>>57700640
>>57700496

See >>57701121

>>57701121
Except this will lead to a division by 0 for every single case except when |b| = 1

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAQqrnX7BsM

>>57701166
Okay you double nigger. Since you're going to be a fucking dick about it.

function multiply(a,b){
if(a==0 || b==0) return 0;
return a/(1/b);
}

Jesus fucking christ

>>57698467
Hint: after someone bakes you your cake, when their birthday comes around you bake theirs. Whoaa....

>>57701197
>weak typed shitfest
we're talking integers here you baka. Try dividing (int) 3 by (int) 1/2

>>57701231

it still equals 6...

wtf am i reading? am i still high?

>>57701268
int: integers don't have decimals

>>57701280
>int
hint*

>>57701231
Nigga you are a fucking faggot. My point is it can be done without looping and with minimal branching. If you can't understand that you need to get your brain checked.

The example code is pseudo code. Depending on your language you might need to cast, I don't give a shit. Fuck off.

>>57701280

I really, really, really, fucking hate you.

https://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome-psyapi2&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8&q=calculator&oq=calculator&rlz=1C1MSIM_enUS662US662&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.1591j0j7

>>57701268
Guy who posted the code. What that faggot means if the second half with always be 0, unless you first cast it to a float or double. He's right but he's still an asshole, because he's ignoring you CAN cast and the cast itself is much faster than the looping or recursive solutions.

>>57701443
I was so caught up in my blind hatred for

>>57701231

that I forgot an into that's 1/2 becomes 0.

So I guess the simplest way would be to cast it to a float/double then return an int?

>>57698467
>he bakes his own birthday cake

>>57698306
>>>>
>>57696061
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
all those fucking implications

>>57692834
Exclusively for CP

How much to build one? 50 bucks? Might do it when bored.

>>57692843
I used to heat up my crescents on my old-school fat monitor. It had room for a paper plate.

>>57701491
If you want an int, yeah. In JavaScript it wouldn't matter because of typing shenanigans. In something like c# it's dependant on what you want. This solution works with decimals so you'd probably define it multiple times with slight changes for each type.

>>57697965
They asked the boys to act like girls getting their photo taken and the girls to act like boys getting their photos taken.

That said, fucking Elias jesus christ.

>>57696163
Yup! the schematics are right there, some assembly required

>>57701099
It's not that hard to filter out spam emails with only a word-list.
Not like they do actually care about what's sent to them.

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>>57692749
Now use CSS to animate this in less than 504 KB.

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>>57702963
>Mousepad

>>57696061
That picture is more about the project called "girls who code" rather than actual girls who code.

>>57692843
Reminds me of these. /g/ should view at least one of these.

https://archive.org/details/hackthetoaster

>>57700857
>>57701099
>>57702256
I imagine a conversation something like this:
Sir, we've got a flagged message!
>Oh, it's just Terry. Pay it no mind.
B-But, sir!
>I'll just put in a call to his mom.
wut?
>Hi, Mrs Davis? Yeah, it's the CIA. We just want to inform you that your son is out of bed and up to his usual shenanigans.
...
>No, I'm sorry for wake you up.
....
>It's no problem at all. Have a good night.

>>57695444
>Fucks Chad in the ass

At least the GNOME user's not a faggot.

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>>57695352
>that non-existing recursion
meh. Who gives a shit.
>writing method name in uppercase
pic related

>>57700956
my image macro was reposted! \o/

i spent 20 hours in gimp making it.

>>57705007
That's a cool chair, if you see your little girl sitting backwards while riding the wooden cock on the front, you'll know she's a little slut.

>>57695352

public int product(int a, int b){
if(a == 1){
return b;
}else {
return product(a-1, b) + b;
}
}

are you serious ? i only had one semester of CS until now and that took me less then a single minute from scratch

>>57698336
Butthurt virgin detected.

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>>57705246

>>57705246
10/10
Why can't all operators be replaced with recursion?

>>57705246
actually, [spoiler]I like that[/spoiler]

>>57705246
If a is negative it breaks

>>57705246
That's slow as fuck on larger values and will not even work with types other than int. On large enough values you might even stack overflow. Nigga see

>>57701197

>>57705328

In Clojure they can be.

>>57705246

public int product(int a, int b)
{
    return a / (1 / b);
}

Try harder next time, rakesh.

>>57705389
This was discussed above, in >>57705368

>>57705389
This method was already approached in the thread.

What is wrong with you guys? Use a loop. The answer is to use a loop. This is a simple problem to check if you have the basic reflex to use a fucking loop, so you use a loop. If you want to try to do anything more complicated than that, you're minded on creating problems rather than solving them, and your "skills" are garbage.

>>57692549
What ever happened to these? Did they ever take off in the end?

>>57705399
Sorry anon, I didn't even look at the rest of the thread

>>57705431
>What is wrong with you guys? Use a loop. The answer is to use a loop. This is a simple problem to check if you have the basic reflex to use a fucking loop, so you use a loop. If you want to try to do anything more complicated than that, you're minded on creating problems rather than solving them, and your "skills" are garbage.
Sounds like someone is still mad about failing middle school arithmetic. I'm O(1), you're O(input) which is fucking garbage.

>>57699136
Still, there is a valid criticism in that image. Most people in the world right now are literally unable to provide for themselves and only know how to provide virtual services. It's as if 90% of the population in medieval times made a living by telling jokes.

And since I'm not one of those people, in all probability you are.

>>57693176
No you mightn't

>>57705431
Because we care about the speed and complexity of our program you fucking mouth breathing pajeets. Jesus fuck

>>57695444
>fucks chads in the ass

KDE users officially confirmed faggots.

>>57696061
And she is (you)

And you need to calm your tits because nobody here cares about your bullshit made up butthurt feminist crap.

Fuck off.

>>57699033
>that whole post

You really need to go back to plebbit.

>>57696102
>guise I've seen a woman naked

No you can't. Fuck off.

>>57697901
SWEDEN YES!

>>57705389
what is b = 0?
check mate atheist

>>57705656
You really need to kill yourself.

>>57700814
>that totally unrelated clip of a nigger punching a woman in the US by the end

>OMG, these humor threads are so funny! XD

Said no one ever.

>>57705777
Checked. Good question.

>>57705805
>feminist
>cognitive dissonance so strong he reacts violently to the midlest of memes

Checks out.

>>57705830
You know what Napoleon? You can leave.

>>57697134
VLC can ASCII-ize video

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>>57697901
FEMINIZATION OF MEN

>>57700640

How?! More compares mean more instructions + static memory (or stack jmps since int is a value type). for loop requires three registers and the loop instruction

noob

>>57704371
>Mrs Davis? Yeah, it's the CIA
Dr. Davis, I'm CIA.

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>>57704371

>>57698025
Nice spoilers, fucktard.

>>57705530
>Most people in the world right now are literally unable to provide for themselves
That's been the case for the last several hundred years. It's the nature of technology. Frees up time to allow people to specialize in a single field. It does come with the disadvantage of people not learning more than a couple fields.

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>>57698025

you naive, innocent soul.

>>57688756
I-I bought that for $150 last year

>>57693087
> not also a survivalist

>>57705389
>what is integer division
Enjoy your division by 0

>>57698467

>Baking your own birthday cake

This is a whole next level of sad

>>57691191

>Preordering an SSD for your great grand children

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>>57705389
>b=0

>>57693087
>mfw lived for months without electricity in 1999 during the Yugoslav wars
>nothing really drastic happened

Also, dipshits, not having electricity doesn't mean buildings cease to exist and everything reverts back to the stone age.

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>>57691191

Is your name Marty McFly? I've got something for you. An SSD.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuQLMXyGQOE

>>57707318
See
>>57701197

>>57697830
Allahu Akbar!

>>57705045
>>57700956
Lol

>>57693087
>that guy on his knees in the last panel
>kek

>>57697901
the girls are ugly as shit but the boys look like theyd make fine traps

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>>57688756
>Released in 2011 where multi-threaded games that can leverage 8 cores are nonexistent
>Worse single core performance than it's Phenom II predecessor
These CPUs are great now for budget builds but it only took a few years to get there.

>>57705328
search for lambda calculus, literally everything is recursion until you provide a context, pretty interesting

>>57701185
The_Broken was a good show

>>57688756
oy vey.
that's for the 6 billion you owed.

>>57710893
I was born in 1995 and I'm not even white, fuck those jews, they need to spin a minorah.

>>57692843
Well, can't blame him, Toshiba power bricks heat up a lil bit.

>>57710947
My sisters Satellite C55 adapter got so it it would burn your ass if you rested your hand on it, it actually killed itself and was replaced with a Chinese one, which ironically ran cooler and has been going strong for a while.

>>57695352

public int Product(int a, int b) {
    return (int) Math.round(Math.exp(Math.log(a) + Math.log(b)));
}

>>57693107
now this is what I need.

>>57691054
>being this autistic

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>>57696061

>>57705458
it was only an experiment, they stopped it just after 1-2 lower end Pentium model.

>>57692843
ewww. dirty power bricks on your food.
disgusting.jaypeg

>>57697746
We know son.
But they have more cash than brains, so it's not like you can ever help them.

>>57696061
This is good pasta

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>>57698025
The rest of the world isn't too far off...

>>57696061

I had a few beers with my nigger friend yesterday.

He is an 'attendant' working at a multi thousand dollar company.

Given the average intelligence of this board, on a scale of termite to plum, he's probably 30 potato deviations lower than you. He gets all the popcorn he can eat, all day.

Also, he likes bubbles.

>>57692700
Why this ?

>>57714541
?

the right part of the website has ads.
mom decided to block them.

>>57696061
My GF has an IQ of 143, she's part of mensa but hates anything related to technology. She prefers to do manual labor (although not hard manual labor, just light construction and shit)

Meanwhile, in her free time, she just reads loads and loads of books.

Since she does bit of labor, her body has bit of lean muscle. So she can beat your GF.

>>57714707
> 143
She barely made it, lol.

>>57701099
The thing you miss is that the CIA is the scizoid occult psychos.

>>57705656
I don't like Reddit, but I heard it was great tho

>>57693188
Lost it at zip disquette

>>57697830
>these people run a fucking business

I really need to just start saying I'm a pro at security and networking, send CVs out everywhere. I know how to do full-disk encryption on Linux and make a 568B ethernet cable, should be enough right?

>>57707411
Is that ted cruz?

>>57715194
No, that's the zodiac killer

>>57692749
Do you always look at it in code?

>>57693046
>Logisim
My nigga

>>57697746
I used to be into hifi and home cinema, got a pretty decent setup.

It definatly is fun upgrading the equipment, hearing how the sound quality changes for the better and testing new tech out. For me it always was about making the experience better when watching movies or listening to music. But there comes a point of diminishing returns pretty quick.

And it definitely is pretty fucking autistic.

I once caught myself reading about speaker cables for my next purchase, which whould have been probably $1k, from my $250 ones (which I had upgraded from some $20 cables, and it was practically no difference). They said the quality was amazing, a total necessity for getting the most out of your system and went on and on about the details they heard.

I then remembered actually hearing in a hifi shop when they upgraded the cables from a $500 setup to $10k.. Ten thousand dollars in just cables. I could barely hear the difference. Like I had to concentrate to notice it.

I litterally said then and there, I'm done.

I'm glad I have what I have, its a pretty good time watching movies and getting better sound quality than in most theaters, but im glad I stopped before I went full retard.

>>57691257
you're the fucking tard with the attention span of a mouse. If you really looked at the picture, you'd understand why it's comical

>>57716478
You already went full retard homie.

>>57716576
Well I guess so, but this was when I was 17 tho.

>>57700857
Is this a shoop or did he actually do this? I might have to catch his livestreams.

>>57696061
That's really good for a girl.

>>57701198
>>57701522
>>57707270
Not who you're replying to but I buy Carvel ice cream cakes. Easiest way to my heart. That shit's delicious.

>>57707357
The joke
________
Your head

BOIMP

>>57692700
> iMac, stood upon a PG Wodehouse anthology

KILL YOUR MOTHER YOU PIECE OF SHIT

FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>57717257
Almost as good as what a guy could do. I'm impressed.

>>57692794
look at that no computer having fag in the back, lel

>>57707411
kek n1

>>57692843
fucking lost

>>57696061
>Also, she hates pink.
not a girl then

>>57696061
>I had coffee with a friend today. She is an operations engineer at a multi-billion dollar company. Her university specialisation was algorithms, the most sought after skill in the tech industry.
>Given the average intelligence of this board, she probably has 30 IQ points more than you. If she isn't already, she'll almost certainly be making at least twice your income before she turns thirty, even living in a country where tech companies pay shit-all compared to the US.

My cat's breath smells like cat food. :*)

>>57705857
*Walks out*
"fuck uncle rico"

>>57701573

>$50

including tip for the pizza guy?

>>57697134
Use caca.

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144KB, 1649x895px

>as a non-/g/ normalfag in this thread

Is this what normal is for you people?

>>57701099
Short answer, no. No gov't agency has the right to act on anything independently. The cat controlling peoples minds gets the same paperwork as the guy purchasing chemicals for no reason. If they had the option then there would be an onus to be competent.

>>57700547
>Don't want your country to be overrun with rapists
>"You must want to be raped!"

You really gottem.

>>57710010
tfw bought a 6100 when it launched
still regretting it
just bought a i7 6700k on boxing day tho

>>57724630
Yeah