"We're sorry, that username is not available."

>belong to site with only 800 members
>choose long, esoteric, meaningless username out of habit

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"Username exceeds 15 characters"

>username XxSephirothxX is taken

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>>57675909
>go to website
>sign up
>choose a nickname
>choose a password
>enter e-mail
>enter phone number
>choose secret question
>enter the answer for the question
>enter your birth date
>choose an avatar
>read our terms of agreement
>confirm agreement
>click submit
>"Sorry, this nickname is already taken!"
>page is auto refreshed
>all the registration form is cleared

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>register in an unimportant website with <500 users
>"your password must contain at least one number, one symbol and one capital letter"

>>57675909
have a nice nickname, it's never taken, it doesn't include numbers or upper caps, feelsgoodman.jpg

>>57675909
>sorry, that password is already used
w-what??

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>signing up
>input email
>name
>birth date
>location
>finish
>check profile
>publicly displays it all
>no settings to hide it
>cant delete account
>contact admin
>"sorry we cant delete profiles without deleting the whole database"

>password requires at least 8 characters, special character, space, upper and lower case letters
>also required to set recovery questions
>it's a fucking gaming forum

>>57675909
&#62;register
&#62;use HTML character in password
&#62;site accepts it literally
&#62;try to login
&#62;loginform escapes character before evaluating

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>checking out some kids forum for his minecraft server
>look at members list
>shows IP address for each member, publicly
>for shits and giggles sql to drop passwords
>passwords are saved in text format along with username and email
>tell him about it
>he bans me from the forums
>bans me from his mumble chat

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>sign up for Apple ID account
>password cannot be longer than 32 characters
>answer to secret question cannot be longer than 32 characters

>>57677596

>Even apple knows its buyers are idiots that can't memorize more than simple words

>>57675909
>Youarethetits44
>Your name seems to be inappropriate, please try something else
>welcome to the forum, Kikekiller1488!

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>>57675909
>That email is already taken
>Reset password
>Take account

>>57675909
>11 years ago took a username that seems to be of great value for BRs. Get at least one or two shitty attempts a month to hack it ever since
>feels fucking nice.tiff

>>57677781
Oh that fucking happened to me once.

>>57675988
Pretty sure that's a justifiable reason to DDoS a sight for a few months.

>>57676557
What I hoped followed
>use his password to log on as admin
>delete all users
>delete all forum posts
>redo entire site to be MLP shit show full of popup ads for porn sights. whatever you can get your hands on.

>>57678526
Edgy

>remember to make a strong password
>enter new password 6-10 characters
Ok..

>>57676199
Same here.