Whats the best programming language if I want to code ironically?

>>57663195
INTERCAL or Haskell

>>57663195
Java

>>57663195
Lua
Ruby (or Ruby on Rails)
Javascript (for Node.js)
HTML/CSS (using frameworks like Bootstrap because you're too lazy to make a good design)

Brainfuck

Gotta be java desu

>>57663195
C#
pretend you're Pajeet

C+=

>>57663195
Haskell, a true meme language

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>>57663195
asking /g/ for tips, that means you're not looking to"kode" professional software, or a microkernels or sysadmin scripts and POSIX programs, go play video games instead, this shit is not for teens.

i'm always cringing at these "koders" talking about "muh brogramming" cringy as fuck.

if you don't know what's in the CPU and how a kernel work just fuck off of my field faggot.

>>57663334
this but you're only allowed to used netbeans

The weirdest one is at the end of the list
http://tutorialzine.com/2013/12/the-10-weirdest-programming-languages/

>>57663195
Python or Java

>>57663195
C+=

>>57663353
>>57663837
Oh wow.