>unplug webcam >look away >look back >webcam is plugged in

>>57656255

carbon monoxide poisoning?

repressed memory

>>57656255
>not being more concerned about hackers turning your speakers into microphones

>>57656479
That isn't possible, retard.

>>57656492
http://weekinweird.com/2016/11/23/hackers-can-now-turn-headphones-secret-microphone/

Yes, I'm retarded

>>57656492

Not him but it is, check smart tvs that spied living rooms, the voice control had a mic which didn't encrypt voice that could be sent back

also portable bluetooth speakers that act as mics connected to phones + wired or wireless headphone remotes

>>57656551
>Yes, I'm retarded

I'm glad we agree.

>>57656572

Not him, but agree to disagree and he's recognizing his own ignorance which albeit sarcastic is a form of deference and humility in acknowledging the unknown presupposing the need to know, indicative of higher intelligence vs pretention of knowing

>>57656255

>lights flicker
>someone at the door

>>57656255
Is this another "things that never happened but I'll pretend it did" thread?

>command prompt window flashes

>>57656593
I am him, I don't appreciate someone on 4chan defending me. Let me shitpost in peace and ignorance. :^)

>>57656479
>>57656492
>>57656551
>>57656560
>>57656572
>>57656593

They can see through your monitor too you know.

>inb4 that's impossible

>>57656593
I agree that you're a faggot,

>microwave oven does the food cooked beeps
>didn't put any food in it

>>57656671

of course it is possible, your face reflects plenty of light back on to the monitor screen, over such a large exposure area as a 27" diagonal monitor you only need very small reflections in light to be detected as interference patterns on the transistors switch between open states.

>something bites dick while masturbating
>there's a roach running away when you look down

>data signal switches between LTE, 4G, 3G sporadically despite me sitting in one place

hahaha so paranoid right guys except holy fuck this actually happens to me all the time what the fuck

>>57656775
She wasn't biting you, she was injecting her eggs. They're going to hatch in your dick now.

>>57656740
>food cooked beeps

Haha, you're fucking retarded.

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>I just found out who's the neighbour who poisoned the six year old family cat out of cruelty
>I don't know what to do with this information

>>57656851
Make a letter with cut out newspaper letters and send it to him writting "I know what you did last smmer" but relating to the dead cat instead.

>>57656870
no thats stupid.

>>57656851
Immediately take it to your grave by killing yourself, you retarded fucking shit stain.

>>57656870

I thought about that, fella.

It's just, such a fucking omnious feeling. My daughter has been crying non stop for three straight days (she basically grown up with that cat) and I'm honestly thinking about enacting some revenge on him.

I mean, I know he did it out of cruelty because he poisoned my cat and our front neighbour cats and they weren't exactly troublemakers. Never pissed/shat on other houses (cuz I have a fucking empty lot behind my house and both cat did their things there)

And he fucking forced it, because both cats never took food from strangers so he forced them somehow.

The neighbour cat survived, mine didn't. I'm thinking about pumping his water supply full of laxatives because but I want to do something with him, not his family nor his dogs.

Honestly? I almost shoot him in the leg last night with my rifle. But I guess I will just whoop his ass instead.

Can I put him in jail for animal cruelty?

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>>57656947

>>57657005
Should have gotten her a pet rock instead.

>>57656593
stfu fag

>>57657005
laxatives

>>57657005
yes, you can put him in jail for animal cruelty.
Murdering pets is a crime.

Go back to /x/

Well, I'm spooked

>>57656551
This is old news though. I've been doing this for years. I used to record myself playing instruments with some shitty cheap headphones I had plugged into the mic slot of my pc.

Everyone posting is a retard.

>>57656671
>They can see through your monitor too you know.
considering that many monitors, especially in laptops, have built in cameras these days, it's probably true

>>57656551
The success of this measure would depend heavily on the type of headphone.

>>57660131
When i was a kid at one point I didn't have a mic but certain pairs of headphones seemed to work well, especially on my old sound blaster pro's mic input that had a preamp. This whole attack is simply the same technique but taking advantage of the ability to soft-remap the hardware audio jacks on the computer, so you can covertly switch the headphone output jack so it becomes a mic input and jack up the input level (possibly with preamp(s) engaged. Obviously this sort of attack would only work with passive headphones plugged directly into the computer. Still slightly clever but I was using this trick several decades ago.

>>57660131
u 2

>>57656551
>http://weekinweird.com/2016/11/23/hackers-can-now-turn-headphones-secret-microphone/
Wait, my old 2010 pc's onboard audio, which is a realtek, can do port retasking with the bundled software and "hacker" only discovered that in 2016 ?

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>spend literally hundreds of hours working on new instrumental tracks
>save it all in a single, unorganized folder
>forget to back up any of it
>one day, the entire folder is missing
>didn't delete it or anything.
>that's the only folder that's disappeared
>it's just...gone. for no reason
Alright, time to give up on everything forever, I guess.

>take a shit
>stand up to flush
>no shit in toilet
Where did it go?

>>57661246
And one day a famous producer released your missing tracks and earns $$$

JUST

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>wake up
>still alive