Did you read your daily research paper today? If you want to

>>57604294
Lmao you're retarded.

I'm guessing you barely understood anything those papers said, did you?

>lel, look at how smart I am, guys! I can skim through papers!

Kick your bucket.

>>57604294

>implying I code

>should've.

*should of

>>57604294
Did you staple the papers like that on purpose?

Why would you print them?

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>>57604294
>Yahoo!
>Google, Inc.

>not academic institutions

Opinion discarded.

>>57604346
I prefer reading on paper

Uni pays for printing anyway

>>57604294
no.

most papers are just wanks to get your doctorate.

if you actually wanted to learn something, you should have skimmed the source code and documentation instead.

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>>57604294
>Did you read your daily research paper today?
I have.

I've also submitted my abstract for a talk to GTC 2017, hope it gets accepted.

>>57604294
>Sanjay
>on both papers

>>57604388
Jealous you will never be an Indian code wizard?

>>57604364
>he thinks author affiliation matters

The only think that matters is the conference or journal it's published in.

Actually I read that paper on the Hadoop Distributed File System last week.

seems like a dumb way to do things. I prefer gathering research when I start a project, rather than arbitrarily reading random shite.

>>57604294
>Computer science (((((research))))))

Nerds who are too retarded to pass a calculus course without shitting their pants aren't capable of producing meaningful research.

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I'm reading this right now:
https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Ozalp_Babaoglu/publication/4263150_Firefly-inspired_Heartbeat_Synchronization_in_Overlay_Networks/links/02e7e515350293d799000000.pdf

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>>57604448
How do you stay informed about the latest developments in the field over a longer period of time if you don't regularly search out new publications?

My Erdos number is 3

>>57604499
RSS feeds and checking aggregators occassionally for really interesting papers. But honestly I do work in too many fields to keep track of the research regularly, I prefer to just read the work as I need it.

>>57604573
For non-researcher this is pretty reasonable.

lol nerd

>>57604499
I get unvoluntarily bombed with so much information per day, I have more trouble cutting out the input stream of information, I'd rather not add an additional one there.

>>57604327
should have*

>>57605175
*ought to

I'm reading Stanley's NEAT from MIT 2002

>>57604488
pure maths is harder than applied fuckward

>>57604294
I've seen you post about this at least one other time over the course of the last month.

Do you seriously think you're hot shit for having skimmed a couple of research papers in the time it takes most academics to publish them?

>>57605459
>Do you seriously think you're hot shit for having skimmed a couple of research papers in the time it takes most academics to publish them?
Yes

>>57604382
>Ajay Mohindra
>Murthy Devarakonda
>Serafettin Tasci
>Murat Demibras

Are they working on the new loofinder app?

>>57605511
The first paper is from 1994 so no.

>>57605479
hi, this is Jon Google, founder of Google. We would like to hire you as a lead for our starting division of Advanced Faggotry as we need one more Infinite Retard like you. please send us your resume. [email protected]

>>57604418
No kidding. If Anon thinks author affiliation matters then they don't belong here.

Recommend some good CS papers

>>57605914
https://web.stanford.edu/class/cs244/papers/fair-ccr2007.pdf

>>57605914

http://scigen.csail.mit.edu/scicache/226/scimakelatex.7729.Christopher+Poole.John+Apple.Green+Smith.Granny+Red.Delicia+Xun.pdf

>>57605914
https://s3.amazonaws.com/AllThingsDistributed/sosp/amazon-dynamo-sosp2007.pdf

>>57605914
Pick your area of interest: computer systems, networks, security, etc.

Read the seminal papers in the area. Good introduction to main ideas in the field.

>>57605914
http://mit.edu/6.033/www/

>>57605955
>https://web.stanford.edu/class/cs244/papers/fair-ccr2007.pdf

Dat abstract!

>>57604294
nty

http://www.aclweb.org/anthology/P94-1028

http://db.cs.berkeley.edu/papers/vldb95-gist.pdf

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~chensm/Big_Data_reading_group/papers/onesizefitsall-1-icde05.pdf

>daily research paper
what a clown

>>57606432
Enjoy nor being a Googleista

My 6 figures are fucking awesome

Bumping the most interesting thread on /g/ right now

>>57605955
Is this a fucking joke?

how did these retards end up at stanford?

>>57607089
Affirmative action

>>57607546
briscoe sounds like a jewish surname tho

nah, I wrote one

yesterday i got notified that my paper had been accepted to a conference so i'm pretty pleased with myself. straight 4's across the board (out of 5; the median and mean for this conference were 2.6 and 2.5 respectively)