Alright, /g/, let's do this.
>Go to https://esolangs.org/wiki/Special:Random
>Read up on that random esolang (if you don't get an actual one, just keep using that link until you do)
>Explain what the fuck it is
>Try to write something in it
>>57602674
>ShaFuck
>A ShaFuck program may be any sequence of bytes of a length greater than zero which is a multiple of 1024. The SHA-1 sum of every 1024-byte chunk is calculated, and all of the SHA-1 sums are then concatenated. This sequence of SHA-1 sums is interpreted as Brainfuck code
Anon I'm sorry... My intelligence is limited by physics you know
>K-on Fuck (けいおんfuck) is an esoteric programming language believed to be created by Yuichi Nishiwaki. It is a programming language where all input is done via the japanese sounds うん(un) and たん(tan).
I don't even know where to begin with this...
>>57602899
This is the interpreter `aznyan.c' found here: https://gist.github.com/wasabili/640784/
>Bag is a programming language that is based on conways game of life.
I'm lazy
>>57602918
nightmare mode: make code in the shape of aznyan that prints out azynan ascii art
Sorry, but that's too autistic for me.
>>57602674
>https://esolangs.org/wiki/FerNANDo
Hello world
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What the fug?
>Hyperspace
>It's a state machine language
https://esolangs.org/wiki/Tubes
This one is fucking cool.
So these are all just brainfuck derivatives?
>https://esolangs.org/wiki/Tubes
This is cool as fuck though
Got https://esolangs.org/wiki/Spin
Looks quite simple, but I'm way too tired to do anything substantial in it right now.
Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.
Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! You are as
stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself!
Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!
[Exit Juliet]
Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]
>>57606117
Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.
Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
mind!
Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.
[Enter Ophelia]
Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!
[Exeunt]
neat
https://esolangs.org/wiki/Emoji
>>57606117
>>57606135
What the fuck
>>57603183
Alright, so who's the first one that's going to fizzbuzz in this?
>>57603183
Neat, looks like a nightmare to physically write, however.
>>57606286
Shakespeare based esolang, im quite sure >>57606117 's stuff actually works.
https://esolangs.org/wiki/Labyrinth
This is pretty interresting.
>>57602899
Wouldn't that basically be like writing in binary?