Nice

>>57597006
Anal shower intensifies

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>>57597006
>implying it'll be used for anything other than finding toilets to worship

>>57597152
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I have a startup idea some Pajeet can steal right now

Uber but for toilets, you use an app and a designated shitting vehicle brings a mobile loo for your shitting convenience

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>>57597006

Good. It's just in time for the return of all the H1B Indians who are house broken from living in the US. Nobody wants them to return to street shitting.

>>57597162
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>>57597172
I have a better idea

A huge toilet that is pretty much everywhere you can walk

like a street or something

wtf I love Google now

Didn't know they was redpilled!

>>57597006
All those poor people who street shit don't have phones tho

>>57597228
what if we just dug holes in the streets and connected them to a plumbing system

that way you can shit in the streets but still flush it away

Truly India will become Superpower by 2020

>>57597162
APP
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>>57597152

nobody noticed you put 'designed'

>>57597006
> It will show toilets in malls, hospitals and other public places within Maps
So, just the standard google maps, then?

Designated app for taking a designated poo at a designated loo

>>57597241
It's probably moot's creation

>>57597006
Now this is shitposting

>>57598730
Top kek

>>57597006
Thanks god I have McDonalds in my country.
Easy to find on map already.

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>>57597006
>superpower_2020.jpg

>>57598595
>the Google turned me *cough* into a cuckslave but......I can channel my remaining energies for one.. last... shitpost.....heh, gotta show 'em what the first leader of 4chan can do......
>FINAL SHITPOST TECHNIQUE
>P O O I N L O O

>>57599546
You need to stop watching Naruto.

>>57599744
its a meme u dip

>>57599788
do they shit in the pool then? I mean, india has designated shitting beaches also.

>>57599886
India is the toilet of the world

>go to /g/
>everyone is fighting
>amd vs nvidia, amd vs intel, macfags, winfags, freetards, animeposters, frogposters, shitposters
>all of a sudden, there is a thread about india
>anons from all corners of the board come together
>for a moment, all differences are set aside as we laugh together at pajeets

Truly these are the threads /g/ deserves

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>>57597006

>that sprayer attachment on the wall

like WTF.. I notice theres no TP in the holder... is this supposed to replace TP by washing your asshole? and how do you dry it

>>57600213
It's for cleaning up after you've fucking ruined the joint with your curry shits.

>>57600213
Yes, it's how most asians clean their asses off. Wash with soap and water. It's more hygienic than smearing shit in your ass with tissue. You dry it the same way you dry your hands, electric dryer.

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>>57600213
Not just India: Most of Asia does this. The better places have both a hose and toilet paper.

>>57600213
>wiping your shitty ass with paper
>thinks its clean now

and fat americans wonder why their hemorrhoid rate is so high

>>57600395
He has a point about wet butts though. Use toilet paper to dry, so you can have a squeaky clean AND dry butt. Best of both worlds.

>>57597006
Everytime the pooinloo may may is brought up I can't stop giggling

>>57600213
You wash your ass with it and then dry it with toilet paper. That's far cleaner than some paper only monkey method.

>everyone in India congregates at the toilet
>they shit on the floor
>nobody cleans the bathroom
>they go back to shitting in the street

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>2016
>using water and toilet paper

fuck that, I prefer the 3 seashells

>>57597006
DESIGNATED SHITTING APPS

>>57599788
KEK

>>57600671
But how the fuck do they work?! It still bugs me.

>>57597487
What if you make a device on those holes that allow you to sit comfortable and hygienic while shitting and a kind of shelter that gives you privacy...

>>57601991
I think it work like this:
1º - Extract the shit from your asshole
2º - use for extract the shit from the first shell
3º - you just leave it there and think why there's no paper or water...

>>57597006
Correct me if wrong, but aren't Bihar and Uttar Pradesh the only places where street shitting happens to a considerable degree?