Does the ((((new)))) Macbook Pro have ANY redeemable qualities?

>>57588250
>(((

Fuck off.

>>57588250
>>touch bar bullshit instead of function keys
Function key are legacy hardware, nobody gives a shit about that useless waste of space.

>Shitty keyboard
Proof that you have zero contact with anything Apple related.

>>No port at all
Sure, have fun using your legacy hardware again.

>>No 32GB RAM option
Intel fault, if they didn’t invest their time and resources getting new products for you, the poor class, we could have nice things.

My $4.3k tMBP was worth 1 day of work pay, if you feel the need for a basic product for a basic person go and buy a Chromebook.

You need to buy dongles to use it. For someone who loves apple it is always a good thing to be forced to buy more apple products. People can't say 'why are you wasting thousands of dollars on apple products when your children starve' , but now we can say 'I need it to use it'.

>>57588390
I’m actually tired to hear poor people comments.

>>57588409
This. Poor people are such a blight on society. They ought to all be disappeared. 'Tis a shame we require the fruits of their labor to be thus entertained.

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>>57588324

This keyboard is utterly shit. I have touched 12" macbook keyboard and it was so bad. Shit feels like something from $200 machine

>Best screen on any laptop to date
>4 universal ports to turn into anything you wish

Why am I still paying for a VGA port? That is called getting jewed. Apple are letting you make the machine have any port you wish, yes, with an adapter. This is the only objective way to suit everyone's needs and you can't refute that.

>>57588687
>4 universal ports that nothing can plug into without a dongle

>>57588730

>I haven't seen USB-C devices or Thunderbolt 3 peripherals

Did you know, USB-C is actually a connection for things?

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>>57588730

>can't be used without a dongle

Really made me think. How do you pajeets land tech jobs in the US when you're this retarded?

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>>57588756
>implying USB-C phones even come with USB-C/USB-C cables

>>57588802

>USB-C is useless because people still use USB-A right now and we shouldn't change that

This is your argument, are you satisfied with this?

>>57588845
for my purposes and everything I own, yeah

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>>57588409
>i'm tired of being reminded how deep apple has it's claws in my wallet

>>57588858

>halt tech progress globally forever because I'll be using all my USB-A devices for my entire life

This board needs flags, its obvious to me who the pajeets are but not so much to others. You curry niggers come here and get brave.

>>57588845
>muh (((change)))
>muh (((((bravery))))))

Off yourself Applecuck. Apple was able to get rid of optical drives, but they won't be doing anything like that again because nobody gives a shit about them anymore.

>>57588878
>I like getting raped by forced obsolescence

i'm whiter than you'll ever be faggot

>>57588894

>too inept to see the USB-C future

This is a technology board, back to >>>/ck/ or whatever rectum of a board you came from.

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>>57588312

I wonder about your (((ethnicity))), why would anyone white get mad about parentheses?

>>57588878
If Apple was truly brave they wouldn't have included any ports and would have gone full WiGig.

>>57588894

>but they won't be doing anything like that again

They just did. Now the market will cater to them because Apple is a behemoth in the industry. Other manufacturers are Apple's little bitches who only follow a trend when Apple approves. In 2 years USB-C will be the primary port on mobile devices, with maybe 1 USB-A 3.0 port for the slow to adapt people.

>>57588409
richfag here to clarify two things

i'm rich enough to really not care about laptop money but i would buy something with ease of use, fucking dongle within dongle withing dongle is retarded and while i could buy dongleception on a whim i don't see myself doing it

and two, apple shit is really not a status symbol, at least not in my circles. funny thing is, all the bimbos that smell my wallet from across the room always ask me why i don't own one so... i guess that's the tier where iphones fit as a status symbol.

>>57588250
The touchbar is cool. Everything else is meh.

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>ITT: Another episode of 'I'll hate something great until people other than Apple do it'

Poorfag tears are delicious.

>>57588993
this has to be a joke

>>57588994
That is hilarious, /g/ is full of retards

>>57588967
>In 2 years USB-C will be the primary port on mobile devices
Manufacturers have already been putting USB-C on their mobile devices, without Apple's consent. So much for Apple being a "force for change." But of course Applecucks will claim that their overlords were the first to push for USB-C. Makes me kek.

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>>57588250
https://www.extremetech.com/computing/238878-apple-now-officially-dongle-company-happens-make-smartphones-computers

https://9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSC_UG5_kU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o

>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>keyboard shallower than a hollywood slut
>keyboard louder than a sheboon nigress
>proprietary SSD
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>tamper tape on battery screws

http://www.howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously/

>it's 2016 and moving files around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

APPLEL IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT

MACFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>57589054

Did you sob while typing this up? Apple's been bankrupt since the iPhone 4, didn't you hear?

>>57589076
>t. mactoddler

>>57588993
WEW

>>57589091

No man, they're bankrupt, really bankrupt. Let me get you a flight from New Dheli to London so we can celebrate.

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>>57588250
>Does the ((((new)))) Macbook Pro have ANY redeemable qualities?

No.

>>57588250
Get a hub instead of dongles.
It's fast as fuck.
Keyboard is fine.
Screen is gorgeous.

>>57589123

Is there any other laptop that can plug all those devices in nativity at the same time? Thunderbolt 3 has daisy-chaining for this exact reason. That machine can theoretically have 24 devices connected to it. I'd take that over a VGA port and so would you. You're just very angry at your poverty and I understand.

>>57589158
2 rupees have been deposited in your designated shitting street Rajeesh.

>>57589158
>get a huge dongle
>dual core
>no key travel is fine
>i like to see my own reflection

>>57588942
>getting mad when people don't instantly break down into laughter when you post a shit meme from a shit board

you really are from /pol/ aren't you

>>57589169
>t. mactoddler poorfag

>>57589169
I can live with dongles (except for usn and ethernet and audio)

bit the keyboard is retarded af

>>57589192

It takes some getting used to. I still prefer the keyboard on my ThinkPad of course, the chiclet kind. The Butterfly V2 is still better than the older MBP chiclets though, they felt very loose and tacky.

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>>57589169
>Is there any other laptop that can plug all those devices in nativity at the same time?

>1x thunderbolt
>1x vga out
>2x USB

This is what donglebook mactoddlers ACTUALLY brag about.

>>57589190

>you're poor
>no you're poor

pajeet level autism

<le mactoddlers xDDDD
<le poorfags xDDDD

stop shitposting strawmen and post about the actual product instead

>>57589169
>Is there any other laptop that can plug all those devices in nativity at the same time?
No, because laptops haven't included DVI for years

The 2015 MacBook Pro however can do all of those with only 1 dongle instead of 4. (or zero if you use a DisplayPort or HDMI monitor)

>>57589236
it's a vastly overpriced, locked down, piece of shit. you have to run terminal commands to install 3rd party apps

>>57589281
What? No you don't, you just need to go to system preferences > security and click allow 3rd party applications.

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>>57589304

>>57589187
>you really are from /pol/ aren't you
>>>/lgbt/

>>57589335
Wait seriously? They changed it? There used to be 3 options there. Jesus christ, fuck sierra.

>>57589281
>you have to run terminal commands to install 3rd party apps
there is not necessarily a problem with this though

>>57589367
With every version they go further.

>>57589187

hey I know, when I tag your post, instead of (You) it should be (((You)))

for you

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The space grey color looks so damn good.

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>>57589169
>(4) USB 3.0, 1 Always-on Charging
>(1) HDMI 1.4
>(1) Mini DisplayPort™ 1.2
>(2) Thunderbolt™ 3
>(1) RJ45 Gigabit Ethernet
>(1) Microphone / Headphone Combo Jack
>(1) Smart Card Reader (Optional)
>(1) ExpressCard / 34 mm
>(1) SDXC

>>57589367
So you can't install a torrenting client because of this? Or a media player that isn't apples?

This has to be a joke no OS would restrict what you can download.

>>57588409
Richfag here
Me and my rich friends make fun of Apple users all the time. We wouldn't let our clean hands touch that shit. One of my buddies who works at Apple (in a prestigious position) always brags about how the company is a "genius scam to grab the money from the plebs."
Most of us rich don't even use computers. Those that do typically prefer something worthy of our taste. Usually a Linux Distribution with KDE as our DE.

>>57589593
How long does the battery last?

>>57589555
>space grey
>never went to space

>>57589335
Literally the enemy of freedom.

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>>57589335
Why is mine different?

>>57589670
>silver
>not made of silver

>gold
>not made of gold

>rose gold
>gas nothing to do with roses

>>57589714
silver, gold, rose are also colors
but why is the color called space grey?
>inb4 it exists
the only google results are from apple

>>57589744
It's just the name of the color. You ever go buy paint?

>>57589744
I just did some research. BMW has a Space Grey.

>>57589860
why did apple invent a color?

>>57589889
Innovation, but seriously, people do it all the time.

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>>57589911

>>57588250

It is a damn shame. I would have upgraded form my 2012MBP which is great, to a new one this or next year, but those fucking mini USB are useless to me, and I hate cables and dongles and remebering shit.

I cant even pug a fucking USB stick into it if someone brings me files, which happens daily, or a back up HD, or my printers, or scanners etc. Needing a god damn hub/dongles is completely retarded.

The touch bar is unnecessary gimmick. I expected better from a premium brand.

Hopefully they wise up next year and put some damn USB 3 ports and bring back the magsafe - it was a bloody good idea.

>>57589977
ok dude

>>57588312
/thread

>>57588878
But usb-c is a waste of time.
We need stability when it comes to hardware.
We do not get progress if we have to change ports every few years.
And if you wanted to phase out the ports, you do it by having both until someone actually uses it.
As for using usb A the rest of my life, I don't really have a plan to use anything for the rest of my life, but I am a strong advocator of having an accessible wired connection.
Whether that is usb-c or a or something else, I don't really care as long as people have access to it.
I hope that technology will be held back by wires for many years because it means computers are useful for a wider array of things.
I know that the apple demographic is not using their hardware for anything important, but the other morons think that that copying apple is a good idea, so we will soon see this form of innovation on other laptops.

But how long is usb C going to stick around for?
Are you aware of how much hardware you have to replace if you want to switch all usb A to usb C?
Or do you think dongles are a nice technology?

>>57588250
it looks nice

>>57589639
11 hours and 58 minutes

>>57588994
Those resolutions don't seem very commonplace to this day and that's five years old

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>>57588312

>>57588312
>>57590076
>>>/o/ven

>>57588250
It's a fantastic laptop apart from the lack of ports. Try harder.

>>57591004
The lack of ports is exactly what makes it a piece of garbage. Try harder, Maccuck.

>>57588324
>My $4.3k tMBP was worth 1 day of work pay
not everyone has the fortunate of being a high class escort.

>>57589335
this is a joke, right? You CAN install from anywhere, right?

>>57591072
No, it's a shoop you retards. Apple isn't that fucking stupid.

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>>57590076

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>>57591104
>Apple isn't that fucking stupid.

>>57588250
The speaker grills are also purely cosmetic.

>>57591123
If anyone seriously bought that shit they are less than human.

Like, why? It's 200 fucking dollars

>>57591123
And this proves what, exactly? Apple knows there will be enough retards out there willing to buy a $300 book to turn a profit from this. This was a good decision.

>>57590599
Tons of laptops have 2560x1440, 3200x1800, and even a few have 3840x2160 displays now. In when Apple launched the MacBook Pro with retina display, do you know how many had a screen resolution higher than 1080p?

1366x768 was the hell Windows laptops were condemned to before Apple brought high-DPI displays back from the dead

>>57591123
>only at apple

>>57591164
*$300
for the big one

>>57591165
anything they release will turn a profit but this particular product is making them a laughing stock. This is straight out of a parody video. It hurts their brand in the long term

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>>57588993
fucking asspass

>>57591209
People associate apple with mass produced electronics, i.e. daily objects used by the masses.

Whenever they try to make a product other than that, of course they get backlash. Because that product would get compared to the traditional apple catalog, i.e. mass produced electronics, and not the niche the product falls in.


Many examples like that. The solid gold apple watch wasn't compared to solid gold watches from watchmakers, it was compared to macbooks and iphones and what not, and deemed too expensive.

This book, the masses are gonna compare it to electronics and gadgets, and not niche art/design books.


People are on average, of average intelligence, and I wouldn't expect a different reaction.

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>>57588977
;^)

>>57588250
>ANY redeemable qualities
- space grey case
- end of list

>>57588250
normies will think you are cool and wealthy.

>>57588250
No
just like every other ifashion accessory

>>57588324
you

>>57590111

>A single universal small reversible port which can do display, audio, power delivery Thunderbolt 3 40gbps bandwidth on everything from TVs, smartphones and laptops is a waste of time

Go talk about shooting zombies or something you fucking cretin. This is above your comprehension, stay in your own lane.

>>>/v/

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>>57589593
>(1) RJ45 Gigabit Ethernet
Wait. Macbooks don't come with RJ45 ports? You can't be serious right?

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>>57589696
Not sure, you can make the old option appear. Not sure why they hid it in terminal now.

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>>57589335
MACTODDLERS

KUCKED

AGAIN

>>57591183
>do you know how many had a screen resolution higher than 1080p?

>t. mactoddler that never had a 1920x1200 Thinkpad while macshit facebook toys were stuck at 1280x800 before finally copying IBM

>>57592296
>before finally copying IBM
>implying IBM was making laptops in 2012
>or 2011
>or 2010
>or 2009
>or 2008

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>>57592316
At least you finally admit Applel is a fucking joke and don't know how to do anything but copy chinks.

>>57592296

>I don't know about the 17" MBP

You're poor as fuck mate.

>>57588993
ebin

>>57592327

>plain metal rectangles look kinda similar

Say it isn't so.

>>57591104
It's not a shoop, these are the actual settings. You can however run untrusted software either via terminal or right click->run

>>57592327
Apple is a joke in many ways but their decision to push high-DPI screens was a good thing. IBM was out of the laptop business for 6 or 7 years when Apple launched the MacBook Pro with 2880x1800 display, a resolution higher than was ever present on an IBM ThinkPad (2048x1536 was the highest iirc)

In some respects I think we can thank Motorola for pushing high DPI, the Motorola Droid had a 854x480 display when phones from Samsung, Apple, and Palm (yes, Palm) were running 480x320 and lower resolutions. I think LG also had some pretty high res screens on their dumb phones like the envy 3 (800x480 iirc) before Apple ever went "retina" on the iPhone

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>>57591284
>Keep Ass

>>57588250
> All processor models are dual core

>>57592417

We both know that is false. Can't you even navigate Apple's own website, pajeet?

>>57588324
>No 32GB RAM option
>Intel fault
Why isn't the MacBook using up to 64GB of DDR4 then?

>>57588250
I could live with most of this and like the new display.

The keyboard is a deal breaker though. I'm hoping they come to their senses before I need a new mac. Otherwise, I'll go back to Latitudes and Thinkpads.

>>57588802
All of google's recent phones do...

>>57592452
Are you retarded.
Intel promised one thing but never delivered it.

>>57592417
The 13" models are dual cores (which they always were), the 15" model offers quad core processors.

>>57592484
> Pretending no skylake laptop has a 32GB option
> 2016

ISHYGDDT

>>57592452

MacBooks only use LP RAM, LPDDR4 does not exist past prototype shit and it isn't in production. Wouldn't expect you to know more than the basic YouTube comments level of shit though. This discussion is a little over your head and I suggest you go back. >>>/v/

>>57592531
Apple's not the only one that didn't use the latest Intel chips, Microsoft is in the same position with the new Surface Book that doesn't release until early next year. It's also running a last-gen Nvidia GPU because Nvidia still hasn't gotten a Pascal GPU out that uses less power than the GTX 1060.

>>57591183
my gateway fx had a full 1080p screen years before retina.

>>57588250

Every once in a while, Apple fucks up. Let's see if they bounce back on the next version. Honestly, a decent keyboard would get me back.

>>57588250
16:10

>>57588977
>and two, apple shit is really not a status symbol,
This. Apple is exclusively a status symbol at a level where a status symbol is meaningless. They are toys

>>57592657

And the 17" MacBook Pro had a 1920x1200p display since 2011.

>>57589123

> buy an attractive laptop
> puts retarted stickers on it

>>57589054
>>57589076

I'm old enough to remember when Apple lost direction the first time around. One day they were profitable, the next day they were bleeding money even though they still had some good products.

They are running out of Steve's innovations and are in that aimless-but-still-profitable mode again. But if they keep releasing shit like Memebook their popularity will evaporate.

I really feel kind of bummed about the state of IT. Windows is useless botnet shit, and because of this I've skipped 8 and 10. Linux community can't get their act together and make truly easy/enjoyable to use distros. They also can't get the few truly must have commercial apps. And while I love OS X (hurr durr macOS), I see increasing cracks in Apple's armor. Buggy releases; meme changes to the UI and name; and now the memebook.

I'm ready to move to the woods and setup a retro room with no computer newer than the non-Retina MacBook Pro and no OS newer than Win7 or Mac OS 10.9.

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>>57589639
as many as you're able to carry, my poor cuckold friend.

>>57589985
This is basically me. Apple could have gotten some money from me this year. Not now.

>>57592941
>17"

Just kill yourself mactoddler.

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>>57592668
>Every once in a while

>>57593449
>implying any lipo is safe

Think of LiPos as tiny gas tanks that want to explode and start you on fire and you won't be far from the truth.

Unfortunately if we go back to any of the older battery chemistries we won't get all day battery life, we'll get lunch hour battery life.

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>>57593478

>>57593478
Lipo is completely safe with proper safety checks and quality control.

Both things that have been a problem in all apple laptops (still are).

COURAGE

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>>57593478
>t. Apple Internet Defense Squad

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>>57593324

>They are running out of Steve's innovations

>2008 /g/: omg steeb job is a fraud!!he has done nothing original ever he just steals ideas from xerox and jony ive stole everything from deiter rams

>2016 /g/: omg appel is over they don't have steve jobs' divine visionary guidance he was the only important thing at apple

Can someone explain this 10/10 cyber-gymnastics to me? Do people just want to hate Apple all the time or is it just a vocal minority of angry Indians on the internet?

>>57593492
This. Apple laptops are notorious for constantly overheating and transferring the heat to the batteries. LiPo really really doesn't like being hot.

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>>57593492
Different topic faggot.

>>57593553
Lipo batteries have not been any more of a problem in Apple's products then they have been in other products. Pic related: your Samsung phone has arrived.

>>57593559
hurr hurr hurr I wonder who could be behind your post.

>>57593561
>everyone on /g/ today was everyone on /g/ 8 years ago

>>57593587
>Apple laptops are notorious for constantly overheating and transferring the heat to the batteries.

Except that's not where the heat goes and if you ever owned one you would know this.

>LiPo really really doesn't like being hot.

CPU/GPU waste heat is not the cause of any exploding LiPo's.

>>57593716

Its not about it being the same people, its the people who bash Apple today using Steve's death sure as fuck weren't liking him when he was alive and were bashing him for being an unoriginal fraud back then.

>>57593688
>Lipo batteries have not been any more of a problem in Apple's products then they have been in other products. Pic related: your Samsung phone has arrived.
Never defended samshit. I own an Sony phone.

>>57593716
>>Apple laptops are notorious for constantly overheating and transferring the heat to the batteries.
>Except that's not where the heat goes and if you ever owned one you would know this.
>>LiPo really really doesn't like being hot.
>CPU/GPU waste heat is not the cause of any exploding LiPo's.
Heat damages lipo cells and makes them more prone to catastrophic failure. Apple laptops have metal bodies, metal is a good heat conductor, you fill in the rest.

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>>57593745
[citation needed]

The people who miss Jobs today probably liked him and Apple 8 years ago.

>>57593752
>Never defended samshit. I own an Sony phone.
>pic related

You missed the point that EVERYONE has some percentage of products that experience lipo failure. When that percentage exceeds a certain threshold there's a recall and the news media get involved. Lipos are what they are, and they are not 100% safe no matter what you do.

You can beat the living shit out of NiCad and NiMH and they won't explode or burn like LiPo. That's why you can't find LiPo rechargeable batteries in the standard AA, AAA, C, D, and 9v sizes. Just NiCad and NiMH.

>Heat damages lipo cells and makes them more prone to catastrophic failure.
>Apple laptops have metal bodies, metal is a good heat conductor, you fill in the rest.

I OWN a MBP and I can run the CPU to 96C and slap my hand on the bottom. The heat is not flowing to the battery. The area around the CPU gets hot to the touch, top and bottom. But the battery is away from all of that.

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>>57593688
>t. iToddler

Apple is my fav hardware developer for sure because my fav thing in IT is goofs, gags, jokes and rambunctious behavior, and their computers are full to the brim of it. Every laptop is like one of those novelty snake cans, you open the macbook & POP you get a face fulla snakes and you fall back cackling. The mad mind, the crack genius, to do it! and then you think hmmm whatre they gonna do next, those tricksters, and you pick the book back up and BZZZZZZZZZZ you get a shock and Hahahahahah you've been pranked again by the old applemeister, that card. "Did that dongle?" They say, laughing yukyukyukyuk. Watch them as they shove a pair of plastic buck teeth right up into their mouth and display em for you- left, right, center- "you like dese? Do i look handsome???" Pulls out a mirror. "Ah!" Hand to naughty mouth. And you're on your ass again laughing as they snap their suspenders, exits stage right, and appears again hauling a huge golden gong

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>>57593875
>I OWN a MBP and I can run the CPU to 96C

>>57592657
>1080p
literally who gives a shit, tons of laptops had 1080p screens

1080p is a far cry from 2880x1800

>>57593901

Did you get a hard drive upgrade?

>>57593886
>google "lipo fire" + any IT company name
>get results

It's the lipo chemistry stupid.

>>57593901
Not sure why this is funny to you. A benchmarking app will naturally max the cores. It's not 96C while shitposting or anything.
>inb4 it's 92C while shitposting

>>57591183
Yeah and the one guy I know who has 4k resolution on his laptop ended up scaling up everything so he can actually see shit

>>57594332
>Yeah and the one guy I know who has 4k resolution on his laptop ended up scaling up everything
Obviously, even 2880x1800 needs scaling otherwise everything is fucking tiny.

>>57594332
A higher res screen with scaling is perfectly acceptable. Instead of blurry poorfag pixels I see nice crisp clear text.

>>57594405
>obviously this high res monitor on my computer is useless

It's gonna be a while until stuff is designed for that PPI

>>57594422
It works great in macOS and it's perfectly functional in Windows 10.

>>57589611
>usually a Linux Distribution with KDE as our DE.
u fucked up ur stale pasta with this. Almost believed you.

>>57594148
>It's not 96C while shitposting or anything.
Yeah, you have to really stress a macbook to get it that hot, like watching a Youtube video.

>>57594595
>t. i saw a post on /g/ and my acer runs hot

>>57589187
Did you just assume his home board?

>>57594739

JEJ

>>57588250
the keyboard LED strip seems cool

>>57588993
THEY DID IT THE MADMEN!

>>57594550

So I see you're running GNOME...

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>>57594702
>a mactoddler trying to make fun of acer

topkek

>>57592388
Speaking of Motorola, I'm still running my Droid Maxx, 720p display looks so nice.

>>57595270
I'd rather have a throttling MacBook than a plastic Acer that has to be disassembled every couple of months so that the ribbon cable connecting the display can be plugged back in

>>57595385
Motorola pushed some pretty awesome shit early on in the smartphone era. The IPS screen on the Droid 1 was way better than most comparable phones at the time.

>>57595412
Holy shit this happened to my Acer Aspire 6930 laptop I owned like 10 years ago.

I effectively ruined the ribbons for the power button/touch bar, since it would always come undone. I'm sure it was my fault but fuck their ribbons.

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>>57595412
>i'd rather have a bombbook

>>57595412
>I'd rather have a throttling MacBook than a plastic Acer that has to be disassembled every couple of months so that the ribbon cable connecting the display can be plugged back in

tfw I have a spare C2D Acer that actually runs great except every damn time I touch the screen I have to squeeze the plastic case at the bottom to get it to come back on.

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>>57595530
>he still believes apple lipos are worse than anyone else's lipos
>all lipos come from the same factories

>>57588802
they do though

>>57589335
when you click on the .dmg to install he program the option appears