/csg/ Chink Shit General

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why is everyone on /csg/ so edgy and successful today? i just wanted a usb card reader

What are some good under 1$ christmas presents on ali?

>>57587240
http://www.strawpoll.me/11680638

http://www.strawpoll.me/11680638

http://www.strawpoll.me/11680638

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Do any of you have experoences.with these? JM26

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I got some chink stuff today.
What is it?

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>Got my first 11/11 item
>It's a replacement for a cable I already found

I'll never see that 80p again
I got chinked and now they're rubbing it in my face

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>>57587333
Triforce keychain because I'm a faggot

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Plssssssss help


What usb port is that?? Mini USB A?

>>57587339
>got chink shit within a week
what is this meme magic

What are some cute chinkshit I can buy?

>>57587282
>>57587304
>>57587398
Pls help

>>57587398
Mini USB B

>>57587240
Can someone repost the gearbest screenshot its no longer avail

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>>57587519

I'm the anon from a few threads back who got a fake KZ ATEs from Gearbest.

Would I be a bastard if I ordered the new Xiaomi earphones and pretended I didn't get them as "payback" for chinking me? How do Gearbest refunds work? Do they have any tracking on their side that can prove you received them?

>>57587268

I got a rocketek one. It works.

Daily reminder that Gearbest doesn't offer free shipping anymore.

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>>57587529
this never ends well

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This might be retarded, but do I need to make an alipay account for my CC info not to be given to the supplier or does aliexpress automatically function as a middleman?

If it's the latter, then why does it even try to make me sign up for the ancillary alipay thing and why does it say it will be discontinued in January 1 2017?

>>57587529
Is that the one where the couple broke after a couple of months? That's not a fake you just wore it out.

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Why is this allowed? I see it all the time on aliexpress. Isn't it illegal?

>>57587528
lol
do you get a reward for shill reviews?

>>57587339
sell it for $5

>sleep in
>Cook a nice breakfast
>Chinkshit on my doorstep
A comfy morning.
Got my soldering station and a 3d printer pen thing.
Soldering station is nice, bright LEDs, clear magnifying lens.
3D pen is a gift so I'm not going to test it, but it did come with a Europlug so I'm a bit annoyed at that chinkery. But adapters are cheap, I may even have one laying around.

May post pics and better review later if there is interest.

>>57587559
i'd bone

>>57587589
yep
gearbest points

>>57587529
just learn your lesson and let the hate subside anon. Let the cycle of chinking end with you

>>57587529
Just contact support that your cable broke, doesn't make it a fake though.

>>57587603
>i'd bone
this don't help me, you chank

>>57587559
just sign up for it and see

>>57587712
can't you just tell me?

>>57587720
they make you sign up for it for you to buy anything anyway
so you can't get around it

>>57587398
You STILL haven't figured this out?

>>57587726
they didn't though
I already bought something

>>57587588

TIC (This Is China!)

>>57587738
No :(

>>57587559
>why does it say it will be discontinued in January 1 2017?

That's just the Alipay wallet feature that lets you store a balance on your Alipay account instead of it drawing from your credit card every time you buy something. It's not relevant for 99% of Aliexpress users.

>>57587758
Lol how many times were you dropped as a child anon?

It's mini USB.

>>57587398
Phantom power.

>>57587816
But A or B u fgt

>>57587826
B, you homo

>>57587826
Its Micro USB B
why not just read the spec sheet, would have saved you all this time

>>57587848
Wrong

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How can I get free stuff from the chinks?
I'm really successful and want to jerk off to how smart I am with my free chinkshit

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>>57587826
Rude!
It's USB Mini-B ya mongoloid

>>57587865
jack ma pls.

So Mini B then

>>57587986
might be mini A or micro B
hard to tell
its just a 50c mp3 player anyway
the cord will cost more than a new one

>>57587986
Nah, I think it USB-D.

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r8 the stuff I am waiting for
+ not on the picture
>dw watch+strap

>>57588032
9 memes we always see out of 10

>>57588032
Boring. 5/10

>>57588032
nothing to be excited

What Wifi router to order? Do chink routers have good Openwrt support?

>>57588282
I think that the xiaomi ones have openwrt support, but I'm not sure

>>57588032
>image clearly put together in 30 seconds
>still more useful, informative and above all existent than OP's vaporware infographic

>>57588367
I'm the OP of the current thread
not my infographic
nor is it the infographic of the usual OP

>>57588282
xiaomi can support openwrt and there are chinese forks of openwrt

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>>57588032
Shit that looks just like my saddleback wallet. What's the name of it?

My little brother has been bugging me about buying him one but I'm too much of cheap fuck to spend $75 on it especially when they were only $30 before the price increase.

>>57588396
faggot

>>57588435
good feedback

>>57588426

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Kzni-100-Genuine-Leather-Coin-Purses-Holders-credit-card-holder-leather-thin-bank-card-holder-wallet/32713487419.html

>>57588455
arigato senpai

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ITS FOR GIRLS BUT OH MY GOD THIS IS WHAT I NEED FOR COMFY NIGHTS

>>57587282
>>57587304
Pls help

>>57588306
they come with some retarded app that brick your device if you flash openwrt.

I can see a ton of Baofeng walkietalkies on Ebay, should I just go for it and bid $0.99 on a couple on them?

Worst case: I'll loose a couple bucks.

>>57588505
Looks cute :3c

>>57588505
so.. a poncho?

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>>57588396
Reading comprehension is not your strong point.

I'm not passing any comment on your infographic (though it is pretty good imo); I'm talking about the old OP's infographic that he was "working on" for about "six months".

>>57588978

Lithuania is Shredder's son?

>>57588978
>"reading comprehension is not your strong point"
>ignores when he clearly said it's "not my infographic" as in he didn't fucking make it

Are you this dense?

>>57588978
>Reading comprehension is not your strong point.
neither is yours, considering ive already said i dont have an infograph

10/10

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>>57589026
>>57589066
Oh fuck this has backfired on me quite spectacularly.

>>57588367
How is that image more informative then the usual infographic.
Why do you post about how much you hate it every thread?

>>57589200
"OP's infographic", not the one which actually exists and gets posted quite frequently.
The previous regular OP for these threads spent six months promising an infographic which he never actually made.

>>57588540
HELP

>>57580968
>>57581561
Maybe you should consider adding the results somewhere in the wiki

>>57588540
>>57589331
$1 lapel lavalier microphones.

>>57589333
that would be great

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>>57585413 here

I was looking at the Xiaomi BT speakers but there are some probles with them.

The nice second gen one (middle frame at linked post image) with a single button and no SD/3.5mm connections doesn't speak at all (Chinese or otherwise) but since it has both the speakers and passive radiator on the front, it tends to jump around and fall on it back.

Latest gen one (top frame in linked image) is expensive, speaks Chinese and also seems to suffer from the jumping issue. First gen is out of production and also seems to speak in chink.

I started looking at the two Blitzwolf speakers that I know are very nice too (but a bit more expensive than the 2nd gen Xiaomi). Both have two speakers at the front and the passive radiator at the back, so they don't move. They also don't talk at all. F3 is later model and more rugged, F1 is earlier model, less rugged but also smaller and more expensive. Both have excellent reviews.

Determined driver size from banggood customer images, F1 is more expensive for a reason.

It's been a month and an item I've ordered from Ali still hasn't arrived. There still 30 days left before the order closes, should I wait?

>>57587240
Finally got my Redmi Note 3 Pro global B20 (Kate) version. The phone is very nice, but holy fuck... MIUI is trash. Has anyone a good guide how to flash a Kate device? All i've found are for Kenzo.

>>57589667
>There still 30 days left before the order closes, should I wait?
Yes, it will probably show up any day now. If there are 3 days left, file a complaint.

>>57589667
>30 days left on estimated time

wahhh why isn't it here yet

>>57589690
Thanks.

>>57589694
It's just taking longer than the usual order on Ali.

Anyone else got the issue with Rock Zircons that the cable easily brakes above the mic?
Mine just broke after two month of normal use, got a partial refund, but it sucks.. i liked their sound.
I want to buy another pair, but i fear they'll brake just as easy. Rock Zircon build quality seems to be absolute shit. My KZ ED9 are build better and that's just sad.

35℅ tariff

Just got chink flask and inside smells like shit

>>57589976
when you get the new one,get some heatshrink cable and put it around the area to strengthen it so it wont break again

>>57590015
wash it

>>57590042
Thought of putting suger glue in there, but i doubt that will fix the issue of the flimsy cable. Maybe i'll buy a second pair and do so, or i'll buy the Boarseman KR49.
If i buy two pairs of zircons + tape + whatnot i might have bought some good pair from the start.

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Talk me out of buying this /g/. A small tripod which can be used as a stabilizer is cool as fuck but there must something wrong with this design.

>>57590149
http://m.banggood.com/APEXEL-Professional-Stabilizer-Portable-Stand-Camera-Bluetooth-Remote-Control-Selfie-Stick-Tripod-p-1102917.html

Forgot link

>>57590149
>something wrong with this design
will most likely not work as well as advertised, but if its cheap why not try it out

>>57590148
almost all earbuds will eventually fail after some time

>>57590185
Yeah, but non will fail after two months of standard use with a broken cable...
All earbuds/in-ears i ever had failed after at least one year and it was everytime due to issues with the speaker.
Guess i'll get myself some Boarseman and hope they don't suck. I'm kinda disappointed from the Zircons. A simple strain relief would have solved the problem

>order zircons and ed9's from aliexpress
> zircons stuck in singapore, ed9's took 2 months to get to coast of my country

how much did i fuck up

>>57587339
Implying that they chinked you because you found the cable that you most likely lost.

Unless the chinkshit infiltrated and moved it I don't see how you got chinked

Found it, so chinks decided to improve the design of the Smoovie a bit.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/smoovie/smoovie-super-steady-video-for-your-smartphone-and/description

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Hey, community! I wanted to share my recent purchase experience with the chinese online merchant "Gearbest.

I ordered an SNES replica controller from them...and I gotta say "WOWIE". It really brought back feelings of youth, days of sitting on the couch with some pizza bites trying to get the high score in Sonic or even doing a barrel roll in Star Fox...great stuff. It's like playing a real SNES! The build quality was great and Gearbest really went above and beyond with the level of TLC in customer service. Highly recommended!*****

Here's the link for any other fellow geeks who want a blast to the past!
http://m.gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_261728.html

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>>57590428

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is it normal for tpu cases to be this "expensive" ? Already ordered it (at a few cents pess than this) and I couldn't find it any cheaper.

>>57590426
Gina does it again

Which sellers sell the dw watches on AliExpress? I'm trying to find one that doesn't have the label and asking for it, but I'm having a hard time finding them to begin with.

>>57590428
But why would I wait three weeks for shipping from gearbest, when I got ones from amazon for free shipping in two days? And they cost me literally $0.60 more. I'm not that poor.

That ain't worth it.

>>57590501
LOL no. They usually cost half of it or even less. TPU costs nothing. Consider yourself CHINKED.

>>57590556
find me a case with this exact fish design at under 4 dollars then. I already know that they sell ugly transparent cases for under a dollar.

>>57590671
The autistic fish design is what makes you overpay, have fun with it.

>>57590671
Don't listen to that anon, the prices varies depending on the quality and details of the case. That one is few cents cheaper on ebay though.

xiaomi note 4 64gb or mi MAX 64gb?

Xiaomeme RN3P or Mi Max?
Is the Mi Max just a bigger RN3P?

>>57590501
gonna need a link please

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>>57590824
mi max :^)

Tbh the note 3 is also worth considering if you want a smaller phone and it has qualcomm.

>>57590845
yeah it's just a bigger rn3p, but it does have the option of getting moar cores and ram and it seems to be on a slightly higher level of support (it is officially not a redmi)

>>57590873
http://s.aliexpress.com/b63U3yuA

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>>57590752
>autistic fish design

>>57587240
what is the chinkiest MAGA cap I can buy? I'm talking really shitty here.

>>57591034
any of them

>>57591034
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Make-America-Great-Again-Printed-Caps-Fashion-Republican-Hat-Mesh-Adjustable-Hats/32718082064.html

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>>57591034
this one, I got a full refund for this :^)

don't think the seller still has this up

Has anyone on csg actually picked up a 2030 lasercutter from aliexpress? I've bought loads of cheap shit form banggood and dx, but nothing even close to the cheapest I've found on ali ($346USD).

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/40W-CO2-Laser-Engraving-Cutting-Machine-Engraver-Cutter-USB-Port-High-Precise/32716034255.html

Seeing these things tempts me to no end, but I don't want to be the first lemming I know to jump.

>>57591034
Careful now. Don't make it obvious you're making fun of them. Even if it's not illegal to disagree with Lord Emperor Trump until January 20th, his supporters can still beat the shit out of you before then.

>>57587240
I got a Rolex from there that looks pretty damn nice.

Now you can hardly find them at all on AliExpress.

>>57589686
http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/2566258

>>57588032
Gay/10

>>57591191
What? There's no lube, no knockoff dragon dildo, no MAGA gear. Not gay at all.

Any good techy gifts for Christmas on aliexpress?

Or is it all really shit?

>>57589686
did it come with chinese or global miui version?

>>57591170
How do you find it? What was the name of the listing? I remember a few months ago there were a few for $15~

>>57591246
Maybe for Christmas 2017

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>>57591246
yes

How do I get stuff for 1 cent

>>57587268
Why can't I find the Ganzo automatic knife on Aliexpress?

>>57588032
Where do I find pretty braided cables like that, but with USB-A Male/USB-A Female instead?

>>57591178
>.au
Are you trying to shitpost me my australian friend? But i'll look into it, thanks.

>>57591255
Global Stable 8.0.4.0(MHRMIDG)

>>57591256
Everywhere I've looked for another one, I couldn't find them. If you want a Chink Rolex, check a replica site. But this one looks damn near exact. Has the engravings, the crown right at 6 a clock, the Rolex name engraved all the way the inside of the crown.

It was a Day Date (Presidential) but idk if I could find the listing again since the seller left AliExpress

I need cooler for my cpu, my motherboard is Gigabyte Z77X-UD3H and cpu is I5 2500k.

>>57591256
Also I paid way more than 15 for it

>>57591348
That's the one you actually need:
http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-replies.cfm?t=2566258&p=6&#r120

>>57591360
Oops wrong thread.

Why was the xyz anon letting Gearbest get referred information in the first place? They found us guys, the shilling won't stop now.

>>57591360
>>57591396
How comes the chinks don't make a good cheap CPU cooler when you think about it??

>>57587602
WhIch soldering station?
I bought usb soldering iron, waiting now.

Are chink backpacks all just trash or do any of you know of good ones with a laptop compartment?

>>57591418
They do, tons of generic tower designs. You can find some on ali

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>>57591393
Thanks senpai~

>>57591425
Yes and they smell like fucking chemicals.

>>57591425
depends on laptop size

>>57591170
I found some on DHgate, it won't let me post link because 4chan thinks my post is spam. What are the odds of me getting chinked?

>>57591540
I've seen some on there. They look pretty good. Are you planning on getting a Day Date or a Submariner?

>>57591421
most of those usb soldering irons are near useless, they just cant get enough power, at most they get what, 5v 2A?

>>57591646
Yeah exactly. Get one with a plug but at least good quality. I got one with this Belkin tool kit I got off of Newegg and the fucker scares the shit out of me.

>>57591540
is it just me, or does the Dhgay website never seem to work?

>>57591731
Just you.

>>57591393
Stupid question, but if i can boot into fastboot without doing anything with the phone, does it mean the global stable version is already unlocked?

You found my old as fuck Visa gift card with $9 still in it.

What should I get?

>>57591888
Taco Bell

>>57590428
>chinese online merchant

I kek'd a bit anon.

>>57591636
Submariner

I just ordered one for $14 with free epacket shipping. I'll report back in a few weeks when it comes with a review

>>57591034
Look for the mispelled one "Everybod VS TRUMP"

>>57591937
Expect to get CHINKED

Should have sprung for a more expensive AAA+ quality one. I could have linked you one but too late now.

>>57591937
Try to order one of these: 392693952

Those look like random numbers but it's the item code.

>>57589686
MIUI may be trash but other roms has shit camera.

>>57591984
That's pretty expensive

>>57591999
Not fucking really dude.

>>57591984
I'm not really looking for something amazing. just something cheap to fuck with people.

>>57592030
Everyone will be able to tell it's fake if it's 15 fucking dollars dude. Should have went to Walmart and got a watch instead of the cheapest fake you could.

1/10 for making me reply.

>>57592030
then get a fake DW

Anything I can get for less than a dollar

>>57592101
Maybe a chink condom or something

>>57591806
Probably not, you can only unlock your bootloader if you are on a Developer/Beta ROM. there's a command to check but I don't remember it. also I've heard official unlock doesn't work on kate.

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>>57592030
This is what you get when you spend the money. What you will get will be something that will turn your wrist green.

>>57592101
http://s.aliexpress.com/zAn26V7j

>>57592129
that looks tacky as fuck dude

>>57592130
Thank you sir

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Looking for something as similar to this as possible, hopefully around 30-50 dollaroos, thanks famalams
(Rush MOAB 10)

>>57592101
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/turkish-family/32737941856.html

>>57592137
>coming from a guy who frequents /g/, the Holy Land of the Virgins.

You wouldn't know class or brand presence if it slapped you upside your neckbearded face.

>>57592120
>I've heard official unlock doesn't work on kate
Looks like it. The official unlock tool tells me the account i signed into and the one on my phone don't match, which can't be.
Guess it's the hard way up the ass then, prepare your tiny butthole Mitu!

>>57592143
Looking to shoot a fucking school up dude?

>>57592164
you forgot your expensive fedora, brah

>>57592174
Why ofcourse, what else do you do with tacticool bags

>>57592153
It's always good to take a look at other cultures.

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>>57587529
Dont pretend they didnt arrive, just make a video playing audio through it, comparing it to another pair of earphones, then cut out the audio of the first ones in post, and replace it with some background noise.

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>>57592178
You forgot these

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>>57592164
Not him, but I live in a society modern enough to not let class and brand presence matter too much.

For real, the country that values brand name watches and suchlike most these days is India.

>>57592221
>modern

Wew lad.

>>57592237
>not putting the poo in the loo
>getting shit on your rolex
Wew lad.

>>57592247
I actually live in the Mid Atlantic, bud.

>>57592221
Blinged out Pajeets are fucking hilarious. It's like putting glitter on a turd.

>>57592221
and china too.
Its funny isnt it? They want to own western branded shit and here we are buying their cheap shit.

>>57592221
>>57592247
>>57592267
Samefag as fuck

>>57591102
Link to it? I want to make sure i didnt get the same one

>>57592267
Really makes you chink

>>57591246
Yes there are some good shit, just think regular electrionics, but its a gamble to whether or not it'll arrive by christmas.

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Niggas mad cause I'm stylin on them.

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Only got another of those sound record and playback things today, gotta wait until monday for new chink shit
(this one is to build a prank toy together with a motion sensor)

Why are people on /g/ so cheap?

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only got one of these voice recording and playback boards today, gotta wait until monday for new chink shit, I've got 60 orders open right now :-)

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>>57592265

can anybody reccomend me a decent 'leather' wallet from alie?

>>57592380
32546907046

>>57592376
just imagine the stink

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>>57592376
>>57592409
Why are you so jelly?

>>57592376
dead

So who will be switching now from CFB to some NXT?

>>57592409
Guy is rich as fuck so I assume he reeks of some Pajeet-trending cologne.

>>57592428
Is that guy Indian? I'm not even sure.
The woman is average though, just real dolled up.

>>57591984
how do i use the item code

>>57592463
Just google that shit and you'll find it.

>asked a seller if they had watches with "DW" on them
>he asks me how many I want, tell him just one or two for myself
>only answer is "no"
Pretty rude desu

>>57592449
That's me, my friend. And she is not average. You're only seeing part of her body. When she takes my chicken masala in her mouth, I give her some of my curry, my friend.

>>57592463
Copy paste into the search bar, senpai

>>57592477
Maybe he sells by the lot. Idk. Tell me what you're looking for and I'll find it so

>>57592463
You call anon a fucking mong for not being able to post a proper link.

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>>57592332
I'm not cheap.. I badly want to rant here for a second.

HiFiMAN..... fuck you. I purchased the HE-400i headphones last year for more than full retail price $500+ USD thinking it was a premium product. A few months ago I sent a email to HiFiMan for a quote to exchange my HE-400i headphones for the new version without backplate pic related. They told me it costs $230 USD to swap it. Again fuck you HiFiMan WTF. They changed the price to consumer pricing. For what I paid I thought I got a premium product. Never again. I feel for those who purchased the very expensive HE-1000 headphones and only a year old they fucking updated that shit to V2. I betcha they'll be a V3 coming. Goddammit fucking HiFiMan... and their Chinkery.

>>57591161
It's just a prank bro. In my family every year we buy funny presents for each other. This time around one half of the family is pro-trump the other is anti-trump. So I figured I would get everyone shitty MAGA hats from china. For the trump supporters, it's funny because it's shitty, for the anti-trump people it will be part of a 'survival kit'

Also looking for other cheap and funny shit. One person in our family is autistically obsessed with collecting flashlights. So funny flashlights would be cool.

Oh yeah and everyone is christian, so if I buy anything related to sex I'm getting disowned.

>>57592500
*somewhere else

>>57592477
He could have it printed on, but he's not going to set up for 2.

>>57592486
Sounds spicy Rajbinder, tell me more.

>>57592477
392990739

Copy paste that shit into DHGate

>>57592508
i'm almost certain your entire family will think its unfunny and unoriginal

>>57592508
Why would you buy anything related to sex for family members in a NORMAL family? That's just weird.

>>57592508
>for the anti-trump people it will be part of a 'survival kit'

Why are you not just getting them pink hats with either "Bulls Prepped Here" or "Refugees Welcome" on?

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GFs LG G3 just died, what's some interesting chinkphones I can introduce her to? She doesn't like my k6000 pro because it hurts her wrists after using it for some time so no chunky big battery phones please.

Cool phones though, like the ulefone future.

Things that matter
>decent camera, doesn't need to be flagship tier, but better than a redmi note 3 pro please
>cool/interesting design
>reliable build quality
>under 300 aud preferable since she hates when I spend much money on her.
>smooth ui, I want to show her that budget phones don't need to be a laggy mess.

>>57592505
Should have bought Superlux

>>57592547
Because he wants to imagine his sister is Ivanka.

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Please help. I bought a Redmi note 3 pro, just got it, but in the phone settingsit just says Redmi Note 3, did they send me the wrong one? Or do both say this? Where on the phone can I verify the chip is snapdragon?

>>57591984
>>57592407
>>57592540
can you control your autism just enough to copy paste normal links

>>57592544
I went to a Dutch reform school and can verify that particularly Christian families like cutesy unoriginal shit.

>>57592553
>>57592553
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general/Phones

>>57592569
>1.95ghz
I don't think that's SD650, is it?

>>57592582
what about tacky tryhard memes?

>>57592519
Aaah, makes sense, I thought he already had them.
>>57592500
Yeah but they sold their copies without the brand by unity so I thought he'd do the same.
Thanks but don't bother, I'll just keep sending messages to sellers until I find one. Nice proposition though, you're cool m8
>>57592540
Ah, nice, thanks, maybe I'll order that and then order the wristband I want on ali

>>57592578
Spam filters, nigga

>>57592569
>octa-core
Snapdragon 650 is a hexacore processor.

I am sorry senpai.
http://www.gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_note_3-7863.php
http://www.gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_note_3_(mediatek)-7769.php

>>57592589
I don't know, is it?

>>57592428
Pajeet my son you are not supposed to wear the same makeup as the woman.

>>57592601
They love 'em.
These are people who think image macros are the most ingenious of internet comedy. If something is too original or outside of their pop-culture comfort zone, they get awkward.

>>57592586
Most of them look standard though, was hoping for more suggestions here.

How do I know whether my chink shit dildo will give me ass cancer?

>>57592650
Do you not have credit, you fucking NEET?

>>57592652
just put a condom on it and go to town.

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>>57592603
I apologize then

>>57592673
This. And show us while you use it, anon

>>57592678
>filename

>>57592603

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/you-are-a-retard/32455589054.html

>>57592553
vernee mars got a fingerprint sensor on the side and full metal body when it comes to interesting design, its under 300 aud (i think) and i think they will roll out a ota android n upgrade

>>57592710
this doesnt work

>>57592710
>retarded ejaculation condoms

>>57592716
>that thing you just did, it doesn't work

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why does everything on aliexpress have the same censorship picture

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>>57592715
I forgot to say, she's not a huge fan of fingerprint scanners so when if it's there she won't use it.

It looks pretty nice though, thanks.

I also showed her the zuk z2, but she said it looks too much like an iPhone for her.

>>57592612
What the fuck, I am so fucking done wit gooks, I want to fucking murder them all, fucking pieces of shit. took me like a month with delays to get it and this. Fuck them.

>>57592710
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/you-love-big-black-cock/42069666.html

>>57592776
I assume you didn't buy from goldway or top-one?
Those are the two sellers you should be buying phones from on ali.

>>57592774
if you want a good chink phone in 2016 you get a free fingerprint sensor on top

i cant remember a mid to high tier chink smartphone that hadnt had one

but good luck

>>57592760
They are just resellers.

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KZ ZS3 or KZ ZST?

>>57592774
>zuk z2, but she said it looks too much like an iPhone for her.
What?

Your gf sounds like a real pain btw.

>>57588032
You better have gotten the 3M cables like i did. I love the freedom it gives me.

>>57592774
Your girlfriend can fuck off and get Safelink for all I care.

>>57592844
Those cables look like garbage. Looking like bootleg ass IEMs

>>57592553
http://www.umidigi.com/page-umi_diamondx_overview.html

>>57592844
I think its so hotly debated with different people having different preferences that the common consensus is that both are good so its just best to buy both and see which one you personally prefer

>>57592569
>>57592612
Yeah that's the regular RN3 (Helio X10). you should ask for return and refund ASAP.

>>57592879
>>57592669
lmao@sad /v/irgins.

Whih site has good tracking and won't give me bullshit with paying extra for customs?

I live in America and just want my product without any bullshit from chinkery

>>57592844
whatever one is cheaper

>>57592967
Says the guy relying on us virgins to satisfy his girlfriend's consumerist needs.
Your dong not enough for her?

>>57592993
do you want us to also buy you shit and take it to your home? search around and check the sites, they all have info on the shipping, it's not hard.

>>57592998
when will neets realize that women hate chinkshit and will forever judge you as being a cheap loser if you buy it for her

So I've had my Zelotes mouse (1000dpi-5500 dpi, I think is the new version?) for a few months now.

It's pretty alright. Weight distribution is weird, shape is weird, and I've thrown the sensor playing OW quite a few times, not often, but it's far from uncommon.

But, the size is great and even though the shape is weird as fuck, it's still fine.

ok/10 worth the 5 bucks.

>>57592993
You don't have to pay any custom fees in the US unless the item is over $800

>>57592998
Not even him but you sound desperate anon.

>>57590845
Wait for the SD653 phones it has dual camera support

>>57593031
This. Get the bitch an iPhone 7 in Rose Gold, you fucking loser virgin.

>>57593031
>not having a woman that loves random-ass chink shit more than shoes and shit
m8 it's not our fault you have a shit tier female.

>>57593054
thank you for the review sir
what other mice do you have and would you reccomend it over them

>>57593077
Dual cam is a huge meme. 1 good camera will always be better than 2 shit/mediocore cams like the one on the RN3P.

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>>57593062
not if your president elect has anything to say about that

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>>57593096
its sad to say but even if your girl is cool with whatever the peer pressure they get from other females to keep up appearance and have the best brands is pretty intense

>>57593134
I paid $970 for a matte black iPhone 7 Plus 256gb

Maybe you should give your girl to me since I can afford nice shit, you cuck.

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>>57593130

Paying 10 cents more for a USB cable is well worth bringing more manufacturing jobs back.

>>57593158
Lmao he deleted his post out of spite. Wow.

>>57593158
she gags on your dick nightly, doesn't she

>>57593158
>I paid $970 for a matte black iPhone 7 Plus 256gb
>calls others cucks
lmao@stupid iCuck.

>>57593158
>I paid $970 for a matte black iPhone
What's it like having extra chromosomes?

>>57592823
That's not an issue really, just saying that it's not a factor when deciding.

Also I'm pretty sure even chinkphones for ~110 aud and stuff have a fingerprint scanner too.

>>57592864
Nah she's just a little picky and really dislikes apple products and apple knock off products.
She liked the rmn3p but I want to get her something with a better camera.

>>57592879
Why so hostile?

>>57592904
Her last phone was 1440p 5.5", I'm not going to rape her eyes with a 720p screen mate.
Design looks interesting though, so thanks for that.

>>57592993
Most shit I order has fake prices/values written on them. Chinks don't want us bitching about taxes.

>>57593115
It's the only chink mouse i've used. I had a microsoft office mouse for fucking years. I did have my friends Steelseries for a while and prefer the Zelotes shape over it, but I also think Steelseries is kind of shit in general.

>>57593163
Trump doesn't even bother to manufacturer his own stuff in the US. He's all about that chink shit discount

>>57593158
>he's actually proud of it
What a fucking loser l m a o

>>57593238
There's also
http://www.umidigi.com/page-umi_plus_overview.html

Chinks don't make good cameras though.
Mi5/5s is pretty good. Huawei phones is general got good cameras but are expensive.

What's big, black and fucks retards?

An iPhone 7 Plus 256Gb

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>>57593158
>I paid $970 for a matte black iPhone 7

>>57593238
if you are this fucking picky why ask /csg/ for recommendations
if you know exactly what you want feature wise just go buy something with all the shit you want

The lengths people will go to for pussy....

>>57593303
How did you find me...?

>>57593288
This actually looks quite nice.
Also, I'm not really expecting flagship tier camera, just something better than a redmi note 3 or my k6000 pro.

I'll run this one by her too tonight. Cheers mate.

>>57593311
What's the harm in coming here for recommendations? I'm not pinching your arm. I'll never understand why you people like complaining so much...

I buy chink shit and do reviews here too, I did AILI power banks, eiaosi x6 earphones, and bluedio n2.

If you don't want to help me you don't have to, but I honestly do appreciate all the help and suggestions I've gotten from other anons so far.

>>57593375
https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?spuId=8688010&SearchText=xiaomi+Redmi+Note+3+Pro+Prime+Special+Edition

>>57593375
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Huawei-Mate-8-NFC-Fingerprint-6-inch-Mobile-Phone-4GB-RAM-128GB-ROM-Octa-Core-Kirin/32551111396.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10073_10096_10070_10100_10052_423_10050_10051_424,searchweb201603_8&btsid=3c97a6ed-3e19-418e-a558-ce28075a35a9

>>57593396
And that has a better camera than the regular note 3 pro snapdragon version?

>>57593248

>the clothing company Trump licensed his name to manufactured some stuff in china

ftfy

>>57593427
>shilling this hard for Trump

he's not giving you a small loan of a million dollars for your start-up anon.

>>57593445
you're*

>>57593422
Maybe

>>57593027
How about you suck my dick first, why so hostile to me? Don't ever do that to me, I know magick

>>57593062
Oh good then, thank you friend

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>>57593445
>dat quoting style
go back to plebbit you libtard piece of shit.

>>57593375
There you go m8, pick one.

https://www.kimovil.com/en/compare-smartphones/f_max_d+usdPrice.250,f_min_d+kiCameraPercentile.90

Redmi Pro has the bokeh meme.

>>57593422
no ignore him.

>>57593476
>>57593427
>>57593163
>>57593130
Go to your containment board >>>/pol/

>>57588505
Fag

>>57593457
>claims to know magick
>can't even invoke simple repeating digits

Begone, charlatan.

>>57592589
>>57592612
>>57592935

I'm the guy who the gooks sent the Redmi Note 3 when I paid for Redmi Note 3 Pro. Do you guys think the Redmi Note 3 is worth using if they offer a partial refund? I don't want to go through hell trying to send this back to China and waiting months for a refund that may or may (probably) not come easily.

Is the Redmi Note 3 worth using? I paid $150, how much of partial refund should I ask for if so.

>>57593519
We owe Chyna money so you're screwed.

>>57593507
eat my dick

>>57593535
p. gay desu

Anons, good chink watch recommendations? Whatever looks fine but not overly expensive (gonna use this order to test how HUEland customs dept works)

>>57593546
>HUEland
>work

>>57593546
https://curren.aliexpress.com/store/1945410

>>57593546
Check dhgate

>>57593519
>50k antutu instead of 80k
>72h endurance rating vs. 93h
>no roms, cm13 etc
http://www.gsmarena.com/battery-test.php3
I mean, the RN3P is a meme because of its perf/$ ratio.

For giggles, read the pajeet tier horror stories on http://www.gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_note_3_(mediatek)-reviews-7769.php

I'd go for a full refund and buy a different phone altogether locally.

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>>57593487

Jose, go back to your containment country >>>/Mexico/

>>57593517
Oh yeah well check again

>>57593546
https://timezone.aliexpress.com/store/217199

>>57592120
>>57592171
If someone cares.. to unlock the global RN3P (Kate) the OFFICIAL way, it is necessary to install the global dev ROM, link your phone to your account via dev options and then use the official tool.

>Order IEM eartips
>1 month later, got a lightning cable instead
>Message seller, no response
>Open dispute
>Seller drags it out as long as possible
>All for 70 cents
Why are the Chinese so fucking stingy? Any American/European retailer would've apologized and send me a refund or replacement, not these fucking people.

I don't even care about the 70 cents, it's just the point of the matter.

>>57593644
HOLY SHIT

>>57593644
shadilay

>>57593519
I'd say try to get a third of your money back, at least.

>>57593706
its not that impressive
just probability

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>>57593644

Guys, he's here!

>>57593480
How reliable are LeEco phones?

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>>57593644
how did you obtain your wizard powers

>>57593756
reliable enough to launch stateside

>>57593756
They're ok but the UI is truly terrible. also fp reader works half the time.
see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfTIx-DWcmo
Mi5 has the best camera in that price range. it's also light and small enough for your gf.

>>57590185
>>57590275

VE Monks are pretty solid from my experience

Question;

I have some Xiaomeme hybrids that I adore, I think they are great and i've had them for a good while now using them every day.

A friend of mine was impressed with them and ordered some for himself, from the same place I got mine; Gaybeast.

He's had his for under a month now and they are ragged and frayed as fuck, the cable braiding has disintegrated, the cable itself is kinked and twisted like a bad nightmare and the left bud isn't working at all.

Did he get chinked or is my friend some sort of fucking magical retard or something?

>>57593852
Alright, I'll get her to decide between those 2.

She'll probably go for the mi 5 because of the 3.5mm port...

>>57593909
the cable braiding on the hybrids are crap
if your friend's rough with with his cables then he should've gotten the pistons instead of the hybrids

>>57593937
How fucking rough do you need to be? I cycle to work five days a week with them rubbing between my sweaty chest and my top yet they look like the day I got them.

>>57593909
I had my hybrids for 6 months and they're starting to fail, the left earbud randomly goes in and out

>>57593905
I have monks but i rarely use them, i generally dislike earbuds since they offer almost no isolation, leak noise and are useless for running/gym.

Anyone know of any decent microphones for under 10 bucks?

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>>57593909
New Piston Hybrids with Double Dynamic + 1 Balanced Armature drivers. They replace the old Xiaomi Piston IV Hybrid that has single dynamic driver + 1 balanced armature. Different cable too from what I've read somewhere (don't remember where, head-fi??).

>>57593977
$1 Lapel Mic


Sf-666 / Sf-920

Any difference between 1€ and +5€ tempered glasses?

>>57594112
Most likely only the 4€

>>57594112
€4.

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Gun pen, 2 for 88 cents

Do not let your children bring them to school, get them for yourself

>>57594175
forgot link
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2PCS-Learning-Stationery-Personality-Two-Colors-Silver-and-Black-Modeling-Ballpoint-Pen-Student-Prizes-Office-Supplies/1858191_32725710561.html

Which site has the best terms of your product arriving with no issues/less likely to get fakes/problems with dealers?

aliexpress or gearbest?

>>57594259
gearbest I guess

>>57594259
aliexpress sort by number of orders, buy from reputable shops

>>57594175
>Do not let your children bring them to school
>your childrem
Where do you think you are?