What kind of bank account does /g/ have? Anybody getting weird

I have a bank account solely for cashing cheques. My assets are stored in 2 fireproof safes.

I have a credit union account from my old state that I will be replacing with an account with a credit union in my new state when I turn 21 (soon) and start building credit from there with a credit card from it.

>>57562554
This. I ask for cash whenever possible; can't stand having to go out of my way and cash a fucking cheque at the bank.

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I don't trust banks nor do I have that much money that justifies the hassle of getting a bank account.

>>57562646
Same, I'd hate to be phished and have my hard working cash taken away. I sound paranoid but it's a thing that still happens on the down low

>>57562733
It definitely happens but the odds are low that it will happen to you, faggot

I don't have one.

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considering getting an online account but cant decide between that or credit union

>>57562800
Odds are low at a casino yet people sometimes win

>>57562870
I suppose. Still, the reason I dont waste money at a casino and the reason why I have a bank account are the same: Statistics

>>57562532
I get paid in bitcoin and keep a bit of cash on hand for bills and food. Fuck banks.

>>57563170
don't you worry about your credit score?

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No bank accounts.
Just loadsamoney

>>57563170
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>>57562554
Arent you worried about your money constantly losing money due to inflation?

Account at a credit union in the city i used to live in. They dont have fees for stupid shit and i cant overdraw my card at walmart when drunk because they automatically stop it.

>>57566974
they're inflammable, he specified that clearly

>>57567001
I dont understand the joke or you dont understand inflation, which is it?

>>57567021
it's the former, no worries though, it was kind of a reach

>cheques
>$CURRENTYEAR

lmao fucking plebs

>>57567058
Is a flammable asset an asset that can lose value, as opposed to something like gold which might not be a vulnerable to market influences? Hence the joke?

>>57567084
sure, that sounds good to me

(inflammable sounds like inflatable)

JUST LEAVE IT, ANON, OKAY?

I do appreciate your charitable reading, though, really looking for the best in me