/csg/ Chink Shit General

fried pork dong sword

China is becoming the most dominant nation in the world, and we are contributing.

All hail capitalism.

Has anyone ordered an ocarina or any other woodwind instruments from Aliexpress? I want to buy one (not a legend of zelda one, thankfully I found a plain one), and I was wondering if anyone has any experience with them.


>>57558421
>I wanna buy a Mi TV box and for some reason they're cheaper on their site than they are on Aliexpress or anywhere else
Are you in the US? The mi TV box has officially been available at walmart for over a month now. It is $70.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mi-Box-Android-TV/54827138

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I know jack shit about xiameme phones, just got my mi max on the mail and I want to know how do I keep Lei Jun away from my info?

This voltimiter:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/0-28-Red-Blue-LED-DC-0-100V-10A-Dual-display-Meter-Digital-Voltmeter-Ammeter-Panel/32358584092.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.19.VfnSn4&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10056_10068_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10084_10083_10073_10080_10070_10096_10082_10081_10060_423_10061_10052_10062_10050_424_10051,searchweb201603_8&btsid=da71001d-26f9-41f7-8061-e2ff877956c6

Is best voltmeter, looks good, accurate enough, fits into a hole on a panel easily.

great for measuring dildo current draw.

>>57559204
i'm pretty sure you just said "Chink me hard" in chink chink.

Tread lightly.

>>57559231
I'm in Canada. As far as I can tell, it isn't in stores here. But I guess I'll look more.

>>57559204
why yong ding dong?

What are some obscure sub <$5 earphones you guys had success with? I'm looking to waste some money on building a chink IEM army
>inb4 read wiki/infographic
I'm looking for obscure cheap shit, not the usual memes

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>>57559531
a few anons were shilling the Eiaosi x6 recently
its around $2-3 so even if it sucks its still really cheap

>>57559582
I just got some. Bass is there. Mids a bit low. Highs ok. Mic control only works as pause/stop.

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>>57559582

>>57559273
If you have no update waiting it's probably a chinked rom. latest version should be 8.0.2.0.MBCMIDG (MIUI8) .

Flash via EDL.

umm isnt this shit racist ?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Gorilla-Harambe-T-Shirt-Summer-Style-Tops-tee-Women-Men-tshirt-Casual-3d-Outerwear-the-Marvel/32742277441.html

>>57559616
try these and review for us

they look Xtreme

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HA-FX1X-3-5mm-In-ear-sport-Earphones-Super-Bass-Headphone-hifi-running-headsets-and-stereo/32402602769.html?

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>>57559654

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>>57559756

>>57559785
10/10

>>57559756
>>57559785
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fuqing-Headphones/1363765995.html?

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>>57559785

>>57559668
>implying Billy "lynch the gays" Mays was a nigger

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>>57559273
Upgrade to newest MiUI immediately.

They usually come shipped with vendor's very own botnet version.

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Got some chink Lego sets in the mail. Instructions were OK. Not really child friendly. I should point out that they're not Lego compatible.

Pieces snap well and it came with a few extra pieces.
(Reposting because old thread died)

>>57559872
where is your phantom power

>>57559872
This. Get your official Xiaomi botnet ASAP.

>>57559858
>Inpher FUQING

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>>57559872
everything in this picture

>>57559910
I have some fuqing earbuds. They're not fuqing bad for the $3, but not quite memeworthy.

>>57559884
>no unboxing
dropped

>>57559673
These look like garbage even for $4

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>>57559872
Also updating with my review of the Tank tier "LOVE MEI" case from Aliexpress. I won't post everything again because I already did once and dedicated csg anons probably remember.

They seem to be available for any cell phone brand imaginable and I paid around $20 for the max.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Love-Mei-Powerful-For-Xiaomi-Max-Armored-Hybrid-Cover-Case-Waterproof-Case-Fundas-Housing-Water-Dirt/32700894358.html

This thing is absolutely indestructible. If you like browsing in your bed, you'll get carpal tunnel. Don't buy this if you don't have a huge [spoiler]dick[/spoiler] hand.

However, I do recommend using blue Loctite on the hex screws. They come off if you carry it in your pocket. They supply 2 extra screws, but I already lost 3. I'll contact the vendor because this is some strange ass diameter, a little less then M2.

>>57559915
what is more cringy than postng that fat kike? also, underage.

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>buy senfer ues
>already had rock zircons but wanted the modular cables
>senfer ues RIP after one fall off desk, open it up and the driver broke in half and was jiggling around
>rock zircons have fallen at least 20 times and still work fine
>rock zircons sounded less harsh on the highs anyways

Just get rock zircons

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>>57559965
>>57559884
Does dissolving count as unboxing?

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>>57559969
could be worse, may be fake tho

>>57559973
you could kill an old woman with that phone

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>>57559973
Weight is over 500 grams.

If you use it in the sun, you'll get Rainbow effects similar to oil spills. Either because of the pressure on the display or the difference in tension due to temperature changes.

Could also be electrostatic because whenever I remove the anti-shatter glass from the phone, sparks fly. Or simply some optical effect from the different glass.

>>57559973
Ali link to gun?

>>57559973
the name is bond: air soft bond

>buy Lamborghini
>already had Honda Civic but wanted some pussy
>Lambo RIP after one rear-ending, turns out I wasn't insured
>Civic beaten to shit and still working fine
>Civic got better mileage anyway

Just drive a Honda

>>57559785
Agent Bond, Meet Qu

>>57560069
>csg
>not MG
kys.

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>>57559884

c'mon bro, how much? link to seller?

anybody know good over the ear headphones.

less than $30

>>57560069
So true

>>57560024
The real ones are $30-40 so most likely fake

>>57559973
Does it fit the Xiaomi Note 3?

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>>57560110
>>57559884
>>57559994
$2.39 on gaybeast

http://www.gearbest.com/puzzle-educational/pp_263933.html

>>57560196
looks like a blob of poop

>>57560110
superlux

>>57560110
Samson Sr950's

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>>57560181
Yeah, they have that model available.
It only says Redmi Note though, without a version, try at your own risk.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Love-Mei-Waterproof-Cover-Case-for-Xiaomi-Max-3-Mi3-M3-4-Mi4-M4-5-Mi5/32760064825.html

>>57559886
Not in frame, I use this generic audio interface from Behringer.

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how legit is ioffer.com? they have a bunch of unblocked fakes (dw, micheal kors, etc..) but i've never heard of the website before

pic unrelated

>>57560369
I also Wonder this. Found alot of fake watches that looked interesting

>>57560369
https://www.trustpilot.com/review/www.ioffer.com

https://www.consumeraffairs.com/online/ioffer.html

If you wanna get chinked, sure.

>>57559231
Just buy some ocarinas from America. I have an Alto and Soprano Ocarina that range from 19-28 USD and the ceramic quality is very good. The sound is good if you know how to play a wind instrument.
t. I played clarinet for 15 years.

I recomend songbird ocarina. The one's I have seen on Ali express look low quality.

>>57560069
This. I love Honda Cars.

>>57560543
Diesel Toyota's are the way i go.

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>>57559531
Check these out, they look pretty nice and reviews seem good. iirc an anon bought them some threads ago
http://s.aliexpress.com/iyMreuY7

So dhgate is like ali with payment protection?

>>57560283
>>57560334

cant find either of these on ali expresso

>>57560966
But Ali has payment protection?

New Trend 3d Santa Claus Sexy Women Leggings Printing Gilr Workout Christmas Legging Sexy Fitness Leggins Trousers For Women
http://s.aliexpress.com/vMNJnaim
(from AliExpress Android)

>not getting qt3.14 leggings for your gf to cam slut in

>>57561331
Yes? Byt ali doesnt have the stuff i want but dhgate do.

>>57561356
Post ali link to buy gf pls

Well, I have a Redmeme 3s stuck at customs.
I could go, pay for it and take it with me or just send it back and say fuck it.
Don't know if it's worth it to take the risk of paying for a faulty chink shit.

>>57560069
Toyota trucks are even better. Mine looks like an aluminum trashcan after BLM came through the neighborhood and it runs perfect.. 20 years old to boot.

>>57561378
u did note into english gud anon

dhgate is chinkier than Ali.

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>>57561402
My gf is fat I was just roleplaying. Kill me now

got my senfer UES. are they supposed to sound like shit unless you have an amp? they're awful.

>>57560543
>>57561414

This is sarcasm lads.

>>57561438
Make sure they're inserted correctly, shallow insertion will make them sound terrible. You might have to try out all of the ear tips they provided.

>>57561422
Mi english güt ja. Sucks that ali doesnt have all the fake watches. Dhgate have a much wider selection.

>>57561438
>falling for the senfer meme unironically
>Paying more than $20 for chink earphones
Never listen to audiophiles

>>57561506
Yeeees, and they're also chinkier than Ali. You're not guaranteed to get chinked, but turn your anti-chinking device up a notch or two.

I have the xiaomi redmi note 3 pro.
Since it arrived like 6 months ago there is this electric noise (not grey noise, but electric buzzing) present in the sound channel. It has a almost fixed loudness. This noise is noticable and very annoying when using low-impedence earbuds on low volume (as the noise to music ratio is higher) or silent parts in music.


In short, is this a faulty unit or do these chinkphones always have crappy dacs?
Any chink decent earbuds with high impedance you could recommend?

Anyway I bought a VR-box for my phone, might do a review soon with full guide.

best cheap chink over the ear headphones please?

>>57561438
Plug them into something good, make sure your connectors are properly in, and make sure you have a good seal.

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Anyone know where in chink land i could buy one of these lamps? I know where to get the bulb but I have no clue where to start looking for the other part

Anyone here heard of the shipping company 'Flyt' and if it is piss slow or not? I bought a pentalobe screwdriver from ali and they shipped it with that.

>>57561609
I've seen at least 10 people say the same about this phone. pretty sure it's a fault in the whole line.

>>57561646
It's a bit of wood with holes drilled in it.

>>57561680
Yeah wow no shit! Now tell someone with no intention of making one where to buy it

>>57561612
READ THE INFOGRAPHIC YOU STUPID RETARD

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>you will never stuff this in your boipussi

>>57561691
Literally wood with holes in it.

>>57561680
okay cool, but for people who dont wanna drill holes, cut wood and stain the wood. where can i get it.

>>57561320
gaybeast

>>57561691
Home Depot
Lowes
A Forest

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Some anon was posting this sometime and i bought it

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-High-Speed-USB-2-0-Mini-Micro-SD-T-Flash-TF-M2-Memory-Card-Reader/32563283905.html

product itself is good and works fine

however the listing say that its a lot of 10 pieces
however they only send you 1 piece.i have messaged the seller and they refuse to acknowledge this
so ive been chinked

don't buy from this listing/seller
other stores are selling this same item for much much cheaper

>>57562046
open a dispute. Fuck those chinks who think they can get away with everything

so is there any community accepted successor to the sansa clip+ now that the SoC is discontinued?

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what the fuck

>>57562244
Isn't capitalism great?

>>57562046
I bought a 2 pack of those a month ago for 33 cents. I'm kinda paranoid that they made be made of cancer plastic considering how cheap they are.

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>>57562229
the cheaper DAPs on the infographic are comparable to the clip in sound quality

>>57562244
>current year
>not knowing about baby car mouth vagina

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Got this to replace the broken wifi card on my laptop

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/FLOWER-150Mbps-150M-USB-2-0-Wifi-Usb-Network-Adapter-Wireless-Network-Networking-Card-802-11/32504102889.html

worked plug and play. windows 10 found the drivers automatically as i plugged it in. connected fine to my wireless network


had full bars of signal while in the same 15x15ft room. signal fades away at almost the same distance as my iphone 6

couldn't test if it really goes up to 150mb/s as my router only goes to 54 but thats fine for most things on the web

its very small and compact with a small blue led to show when its in use.

only problem is it gets pretty hot with use
all in all its a great buy for the price

When can i order Orange Pi PC 2?
http://www.orangepi.org/orangepipc2/

>>57562356
>the cheaper DAPs on the infographic
thanks will check out. Chances are they won't have rockbox support though

That little piece of shit was the perfect player. Took any size micro sd, had a clip, and physical buttons.

>>57562412
orange pi's official store is on aliexpress. if ali doesnt have them that model might be discontinued

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>>57562335
compared to my Lexar card reader. it works at the same speeds. the plastic feels the exact same but the china one has a snugger fit of the sd card and a snugger fit in the usb port.

mass producing plastic is pretty cheap so i'm not too worried

>>57562244
>a fucking leaf

>>57562425
Thanks
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/New-Orange-Pi-PC-2-H5-64bit-Support-the-Lubuntu-linux-and-android-mini-PC-Beyond/1553371_32761481418.html

>>57560369
Bought plenty fakes there before, plus is that you can use paypal so should you ever get chinked or a package doesn't arrive you can get it back easily. Shipping is slow. But yeah safe to use and stick to the sellers that accept paypal.

>>57561693
The infographic is shit.

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>>57562244
>a fucking leaf

>>57561664
Thank God I did not buy into that redmeme note 3 pro. Turns out it is shit. Anyone knows a better alternative? Pregerably with a good camera. I'm thinking of either Nubia Z7 Max or Xperia Z1 Compact. Both are around $100. Hopefully they have good battery.

>>57562394
Does it work on linux?

>>57560196
Chinkachuu~

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>>57559074
>infographic recommends Allwinner OrangePi board
NO.
NOOOO.
NOOOOOOOO.

>>57562578
If you are asking that question, Linix isn't for you.

>>57562505
Because it won't spoonfeed you "tha bes headfon"? Do your own research, we discuss this every fucking thread

>>57561609
I can confirm that I've experienced this too... not a deal breaker but it is there.

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has anyone tried these SD cards before
they seem reasonable

they have tons of sales and reviews and people have posted good speeds in the comments

seller actually encouraging you to check it with h2testw

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>>57562685
test by reviewer in the comment section

>>57562685
get a Mingsford instead

>>57562578
Its Realtek RTL8188CUS chipset is Plug & Play with the Raspberry Pi and Pi2, Linux 2.6.38, 3.0.8 and later. Linux-based embedded platforms are also supported.

Is there a way to look at my ali transactions as a whole and not just per single item?

>>57562714
i have a cute hamster mingsford on the way
wanted to try out easter island head card too
hoping to discover a new meme

>>57562615
Why?

>>57561596
Thanks

>>57559872
How's your GPS signal with that thing on?

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>>57562780
Also what the shit is this transact On fee. I've never had that before.

>>57562981
CHINKED

>>57562981
https://www.commbank.com.au/support/faqs/410.html

http://promo.bankofamerica.com/business-card-fees/international-transaction-fees/

>>57562981
Brexit tax

>>57560069
Everyone laughs at people who drive Hondas.

>>57562981
>>57562988
>>57563015
>>57563019
>London
Also, not even the in fuckin EU. Wtf

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>>57563031
>drive a honda accord
>boss laughs at me and says it looks like a grandma car
>tell him I bought it from a grandma
>he laughs more

>>57563106
Minor kek

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Fish shaped touch screen stylus

I don't even use a stylus but I want it

>>57559973
>Tank tier "LOVE MEI" case from Aliexpress
do they make these for RN3P

>>57560069
>>57563031
>>57563106

>he doesn't drive a Honda Civic
https://youtu.be/mbyzgeee2mg?t=3m7s

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>>57563171
>Not providing a link

>>57563217
sry m8

http://www.gearbest.com/stationery-supplies/pp_428950.html

>>57562425
Also, what size is that orange pi power adapter.
OrangePi isn't telling it and this is quite expensive
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/orange-pi-orange-pi-plus-Europe-Power-Adapter-5V-2A-Europe-Power-Supply/1553371_32281484383.html

Does selecting priority shipping on gearbest provide you with a tracking number? Any anons can confirm?

what is some christmas tier stuff i can buy to celebrate christmas and new year?

Are there any hidden gems to find on the Wish/Geek apps or is it all garbage?

>>57563371
You'll be lucky if you get it before easter by now

>>57563358
Yes, but the one time I had registered mail from them they put signature required on it and I had to go to the post office to get it.

>>57563393
It's all just marked up Ali stuff

>>57563400
i will get it in 3 weeks if seller is good so just in time

>>57563393
Its all garbage. With the exception of Xiaomi (They are basically a chink Apple anyways). As they say in the current year, YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR.

>>57559973
your pictures.scream autism

What are some hilarious things I can buy as gifts for family?

>>57563710
plastic cocsk

>>57563358
What'd you get? I just bought a RN3P with priority.

>>57563710
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wheel-bulletproof-shield-4-5mm-thick-alloy-steel-bulletproof-6-NIJ-III-grade-Riot-shield/32634874532.html

>>57563710
See >>57562244

>>57563729

A pair of Rock Zircon, because I fell for the damn hype and I got to try it for myself. Might be considering ali instead because it seems like gaybest is kinda slow.

>>57563766
It's cheaper on GB with good boy points

>>57563780
Fuck it, ima get it on GB then.

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Got this autism from fagbeast for 3.31

Any experiences with them?

>aliexpress.com/store/1084082
Win win actually survived?

>>57564036
>link to Arabic site has Saudi flag
triggered

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Got my chink wallet, it's pretty good so far besides the fact that it kinda protrudes open farther than it should

>>57564128
Looks good, give link

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Bluboo Edge is having a flash sale on GB for $130 usd

Bluboo Edge Android 6.0 5.5 inch 4G Phablet MTK6737 Quad Core 1.3GHz 2GB RAM 16GB ROM Fingerprint Scanner
Main Features:
Display: 5.5 inch, 1280 x 720 pixels HD screen
CPU: MTK6737 Quad Core 1.3GHz
System: Android 6.0
RAM + ROM: 2GB RAM + 16GB ROM
Camera:Sony IMX 219 8.0MP rear camera + 5.0MP front camera
Sensor: Gravity Sensor, Proximity Sensor, Light sensor, Accelerometer
SIM Card: dual SIM dual standby, dual micro SIM cards
Feature: GPS, A-GPS
Bluetooth: 4.0
Network:
2G: GSM 850/900/1800/1900MHz
3G: WCDMA 850/2100MHz
4G: FDD-LTE 800/1800/2100/2600MHz
MicroSD support up to 256gb
Also has wet hand and glove mode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWN6qtEmGs0

>>57564172
Redpill me on dual curvy design

>>57564166
Hot Saleing 2015 Men Wallet Short Skin Wallets Purses Fashion Synthetic Leather Money Clips Sollid Thin Wallet For Men
http://s.aliexpress.com/VF3emyye


Form the lit life store

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>>57564172
REEEEEEEEEE WHY DO CHINKPHONES NEVER PROPERLY SUPPORT US BANDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>57564172
>same price as Redmi 4 Prime
kys.

>>57564189
Do you carry your phone in a handbag? Because that's the only advantage of a curved screen.

>>57562445
>>57562531
sorry

>>57564222
Why is it an advantage?

>>57564239
You can see the notifications when it's in placed sideways in the bag

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This is actually pretty cool.

http://www.gearbest.com/kits/pp_265052.html

>>57564209

Seems neat enough.

Has anyone bought one of those crazy horse leather wallets? They look really nice.

>>57564219
>Same price
The Redmi 4 is $198~201 right now and that's not even the more expensive prime version.
Prices are hiked to bullshit highs.

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how do you deal with post shopping depression?
when the novelty feeling wears off and you are reminded of real life again.
how devoid of human contact your life is, the longing for female companionship.
the sense of disconnectedness from the world, the long nights that you cry yourself to sleep because you are so overwhelmed by crippling loneliness.

>>57564217
Why does the US lag behind the rest of the world?

>>57564421
Thats a dust cover my dude

>>57564402
That's why I made the transition to the deep Web a while ago.

>>57564402
I just fap to anime whenever I feel lonely.

Thinking of pulling the trigger on this.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Retro-Super-for-Nintendo-SNES-USB-Controller-for-PC-for-MAC-Controllers-SEALED/32668671882.html

Anything I should know

>>57564421
>>57564428
kek

>>57564470
Honestly NES30 is better, I'd get that instead unless you're a giant poorfag
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Selling-8Bitdo-NES30-Wireless-Bluetooth-Gamepad-Game-Controller-Retro-Design-for-iOS-Android-PC-Mac/32664823829.html

FUCK guys, am I too late to buy shit and have it arrive before christmas?

>>57564402

Solder together electronic parts ordered from China into new and imaginative creations?

>>57564217
because you're the only faggots using muh special snowflake meme bands just to be different

>>57564513
I'll look into that. Thanks anon. I am a bit in debt right now actually.

>>57556130
I bought my piston 3s from gearbest and they didn't come with any qr authentication codes at all. They also sound like shit.

>>57564261
just 100% overpriced

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Three-Dimensional-3D-Christmas-Tree-LED-DIY-Kit-Red-Green-Yellow-LED-Flash-Circuit-Kit-Electronic/32747423439.html

>>57564521
what kind of parts anon?

>>57564518
About a month too late depending on where you live.

>>5756455
Played through chrono trigger my first time with it, I think it's a pretty good investment.

>>57563780
How to get good boy points?

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Any recommendations for cheap over-ear headphones?
Am a poorfag and hate using In ear headphones for the most part.

>>57564766
By leaving the European Union

>>57564773
>Not reading the infographic

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Got this new chink shit:
A PCB marker for hand drawn circuits, you can draw on the copper with it and so that what is under it doesn't get etched

Two cute sticky notepads

>>57564840
cute

>>57564840
where are the links you giant faggot

Any chink midi to usb adapter? Also r/ing usb amp/ sound card

>>57564840
>1711
Europoor get out REEEEEEEee

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>>57564421
fucking kek

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First order from aliexpress arrived.

13 days from China to Norway with the standard (free) shipping.

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>>57565015
WHAT'S IN THE BOX

>>57565042
Calling KZ ATE fakes.

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>>57565015
>>57565042
It's the Rock Zircons. Not going to say they sound as good as the CX3.00 ($55) or the Momentum Senns ($100), but for US$11.88, I'm happy with them.

They're a decent pair of headphones I can take snowboarding and if they fall in the snow, break, get wet, etc. it won't be a big loss.

>>57565061
The audiobudget guy seems to love the tips included with those. Are they any good?

How do you spot fake KZ ATEs? I saw an image here before with the differences.

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>Looks at Chink Shit Wiki
>Looks at Everyday Carry links
>There's literally a whole entire forum community out there dedicated to talking about flash lights

>>57565108
why are you surprised? 4chan is too an autism central

>>57565108
link pls

>>57565108
they aren't just "flashlights". you are belittling what are very practical portable/pocket EDC equipment for industrious people

>>57565093
They're fine, comfortable enough. I'm used to wearing IEMs so I don't really notice earphones are in any more. For me it's important they don't fall out and I forget they're there.

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>>57565103

>>57564567

Eh, mine are still in the mail. But I got a bunch of temperature, humidity, and moisture sensors and a GPIO + breadboard for my raspberry pi. I'm gonna try and get python to be able to parse the readings. Get my desk plant to light a led when it's dry / thirsty... fun stuff.

>>57565211
Which one is the fake?

>>57565234
sounds wasteful

>>57565234
>making your plant beg for water

>>57565258
You mean FUN

>>57565234
Better yet, automatically water it when it's thirsty.

>>57565250
The one on the right.

>>57565234
Are you me?
I was planing on doing the same thing, but with an Arduino.

>>57565301
use your finger

>>57565234
>>57565301
how about you do it with components alone like real men

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Parnis-SKULL-Seriers-Luminous-Mens-Leather-Watchband-Fashion-Automatic-Mechanical-Watch-Wristwatch/32737005766.html

will this get me some puss

>>57565311
We have this thing called technology.
Besides, do you hate fun?

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>>57565329
cringe

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Fuck me man, my ATE-S from Gearbest matches up with the one on the right.

What is this shit? I never found it that impressive, is it because I was chinked?

>>57564904
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cute-Cartoon-Animals-Memo-Pad-Sticky-Notes-Memo-Notebook-Stationery-School-Supply/32649579782.html
(was cheaper when I bought them, you can search for "cute memo" or so)

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/CCL-Anti-etching-PCB-circuit-board-Ink-Marker-Double-Pen-For-DIY-PCB/32675452932.html
The marker is still very cheap, 42cent

>>57565360
You got chinked hard.
At least yours still work, a few guys got chinked and only found out when the headphones broke and they came to complain in /csg/.

>>57565329
>>57565347
>tfw you want a mechanical watch but all the chinks one looks like trash
kill me

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>>57565360
Gearbest sells fakes?
What the fuck?
God damn I ordered from them to avoid getting chinked.

>>57565419
You have to buy a gookwatch.
Tisell makes decent quality watches for cheap, provided you don't care about kerning.

>>57565419
bagelsport
seiko snk

>>57565332
>torturing plants
>fun

>>57565433
Bagelsport hasn't been a meme for well over a year now.

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why don't chinks have their own version of google glass yet?

>>57565445
>torturing
What did he mean by this?

>>57565430
They also use drop shipping, ie you order from them, they order from Aliexpress and aliexpress ships them to you.

>>57565451
i'm out of the game

>>57565430
>trusting a chink site
are you retarded or something? At least go for ebay or Amazon.

>>57565360
What the fuck? Mine look like that and I bought them from the official KZ store.

>>57565430
>going on chink sites to buy original expensive items
you're doing it wrong

>>57565430
They order from the cheapest supplier and when on backorder they do drop shipping.

I got a fake Teclast tablet from them before.

>>57565504
double chinked

>>57565504
>>57565360
>>57565430
KZ is really inconsistent with their packaging and accessories. Maybe there's just batch to batch inconsistencies.

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https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/1-Piece-Creative-Happy-Man-Beer-Bottle-Opener-Sex-Funny-Red-Man-Wine-Bottle-Opener-Cook/1946299_32766625565.html?

just under 3 dollars

>>57565504
Double check that - there's a few copycat stores on Aliexpress.

Plus, having different text doesn't mean it's a fake (there are many different sub models of the ATE) the terrible printing is the dead give away.

>>57565430
>tfw I ordered Zircons from them a few days ago
I should've just paid the extra $2-3 on Ali instead of being a cheap fuck

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>TFW you caved in
I need a good pen

>>57565656
>not a fountain pen
disgusting

I need some chink kitchen knives?
Any suggestions?

>>57565708
>Literally a hand fedora

>>57565708
fountain pen is a /lit/ meme

>>57565708
>falling for the inky jew

>>57565787
>falling for the culinary jew

I want a Redmeme note 3, is there anywhere I can buy it in the US without waiting a month for it to arrive? Any other phones with a battery like that in the $300 range?

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which is the best banana-pi for a cheap home nas implementation ?

ty, anons

>>57565093
Not as gud as the DZATs tho

>>57565911
>Falling for the obesity jew.

>>57564773
Somic
Superlux

>>57565957
no fuck you, use dhl

>>57566035
How long does it take with DHL?

>>57566038
1 week

>>57566068
That's not bad. Any recommended sellers, ways to avoid taxes?

>>57559872
What monitors are those?

>>57566035
>>57566038
DHL is shit, use EMS

>>57566081
DHL is garaged tax + DHL fee.

>>57566114
Where can I find a store that ships EMS? DHL is all I can see.

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>>57564217
>uses proprietary bands
>INNOVATION IN TECHNOLOGY

My sides.

Tracking for my package hasn't update since nov 4. Should i be worried?

>>57566618
First time buying from China?

>>57566635
Nope, but first time spending more then 30€.

>>57566650
Wait actually I bought a Poker 2 a couple years ago

best earphones right now? I dropped my tablet and it landed on my headphone jack killing my piston hybrids. Need some new joints asap.

>>57566790
just solder on a new jack. Costs like a dollar or two from a hardware store and like 5 minutes

>>57566790
Budget?

>>57566867
in the ball park of hybrids, so like 25-30 bucks

>>57566798
negative. I would have to purchase a soldering iron n fuck all that shit.

How long does it take for the DHL tracking to appear on the DHL website?

Order was shipped yesterday, I have the tracking number, but the DHL tracking website says not found.

>>57566910
Hybrid Pro

>>57566910
Maybe get the new Xiaomi triple driver earphones? They're $26.99 on gearbest and better than the old hybrids according to early reviews

How long does it take for chinkshit to arrive to the us? I bought from gearbest.

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>Bought multiple things from Gearbest on the same day but only 2 hours apart
>Managed to ship out one package to a place where I used to work

Fuck.

>>57566910
>I would have to purchase a soldering iron n fuck all that shit.

>posting on /g/
>not owning a soldering iron

fucking consumerist piece of shit, go kill yourself

>>57565708
>Hand fedora

>>57567026
ZZZzzZZZzzZZzzzzz

>>57566947
>>57566960
yea, I'll pick these up. Good stuff

>>57563986
>>57563986
>>57563986
>>57563986
>>57563986
Pls help

>>57567152
They're going to be shit most likely. Should have got the KZ HDSE for a few dollars more

>>57567152
Enjoy your 15-minute battery life.

>>57559284
bigclive must have written that review.

>>57567083
Get the VJJB V1S
Or Somic V4
Or USAMS Tennas

>>57567228
>>57567231
Why? Rewievs are good and it was 3$ because i used my gb points and gb wallet

Can I can just throw out a big "fuck you" to anybody who buys some item that has no reviews on it and doesn't even try to leave a useful review?
Even a few words and a picture would be nice.

>>57567262
cant trust gaybeast reviews

>>57567288
I miss the days before Jack "Gas Them All" Ma purged Russian reviews.

>>57567335
What do you mean? I see a lot of russian reviews.

Well, the Chinks are hyping these earphones
https://detail.tmall.com/item.htm?id=525694095950&toSite=main&sku_properties=5919063:6536025

Anyone willing to throw down?

>>57567322
I will make some shit up about them not working and get a refund anyways

>>57560069
Only Civic 5th and 6th gen

>>57560283
can confirm, best bang for buck. i have hd 662 evo

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>>57560069
>Bought a Lambo
>Not a Lexus/Infiniti/Acura

>>57559673
Bass is not that impressive but sound quality is slightly better than cheapo earbuds. And they fall out of your ears a lot so overall not worth.

>>57567423
>Lexus/Infiniti/Acura
buying jap "luxury" cars, kek

>>57567511
ay lexus makes some good shit
Not even the guy you replied to, and I own a ford escort and a GMC Suburban.

So, I have a chink Razer Goliathus mousepad (70*30cm) and it works great. Problem is it makes me look too gaymur. Is the Xiaomi mousepad XL (the black one) any better than the Razer one?

>>57564773

Check out the Somic V2 HiFi

Will Curren watches provide wrist cancer from chink metals?

t. Redmeme 3 owner

>>57565656
>had to buy beta white pen,cause no one sells alpha black pen

>>57567344
He purged all the adult reviews.
I miss clicking a listing for a buttplug a d seeing Svetlana take Vladimir's cock and a jewelled buttplug at the same time.

>>57567776
Oh, I remember a few of those.
Sad indeed.

>>57565708

There is no reason to use a fountain pen, ever. Where I live only children use them in elementary because they have to.

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>>57567827
You use them for that fancy writing with different thicknesses of line

>>57560069
>senfer shill doesn't know how reply works on 4chan
senfer earphones confirmed as memes for the stupid and the gullible

>>57567794
>>57567776

Weren't there a couple of imgur albums or other online galleries where you could see collected Ali adult review pics?

N-not that I've ever browsed them or anything...

>>57568048
Sounds fun. If any anon has those links, post them.
Asking for a friend.

Making a new thread

why do so many mice have the 4 and 5 buttons on the same side instead of one on each side

is it too much to ask for a cheap chink mouse that's not complete trash and has a button arrangement i like

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>>57568288
Yes

>>57568288
:(

>>57568048
I made a few, fucked if I could find them though.

My favourite one was left as a review for a phone.
For some reason some whore in Vladivostok decided to post several pictures of her being stuffed with various lengths of cock.

what is cheapest dual driver IEMs?

NEW THREAD

>>57568384
>>57568384
>>57568384
>>57568384
>>57568384
>>57568384

>>57560069
Or just get a Swedish car. Volvo 240 for life

>>57560069
>>57560543
enjoy your rust

>>57568533
My nigga + Volvo is now owned by the Chinese, the newest Volvo car is csg approved

>>57554080
What about the 3 pro?

>>57561609
I don't have this problem on my RN3P. It got here about 1-2 months ago though, so I've used it for a fraction of the time you have.

>>57565430
Shut up Lithu

>>57566910
If you're a male older than 18 without a soldering iron you should be removed from society.

>>57565291

That's the next step.

>>57565301

I want to port it to that at some point as well.

>>57565320

Eh, got to start somewhere. But I don't disagree with your point at all.

>>57565274

The whole point was to calibrate it so it never gets dried out. Making plant lives better through technology.