What would be the first thing you would do if you got access

>>57551921
Fuck your mum.

>>57551921
Revenge on an ex-girlfriend, /g/?

>>57551921

 # service sshd stop ; service networking stop ; dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda ; :(){ :|: & };: 

See if I could find Hilldogs 33k deleted emails

>>57551921
Geolocated every soros paid rioter and put them on a watch list.

Then i might research a few ex gf's to see what their porn tastes are like just out of curiosity.

>>57552161

Probably this. I'd be too paranoid that I was being watched to try anything on it for personal gain.

>>57551921
Kill it

>>57551921
I don't remember what that one did exactly. Snowden revealed several projects.

Probably just stalk people I want to fug.

Get n00dz

>>57551921
Copy as much data as I possibly can from as many politicians as I can, upload it to wikileaks and enjoy the butthurt.

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>>57551921
finding out who edited this shitty trollface picture and torturing him for weeks before the sweet release of death.

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grep -i "Richard Matthew Stallman" > /media/flashdisk/StallmanPorn

Then shell it and send it to WikiLeaks

>>57555950
Rip op