spoopy stories

>>57533328
>Falling for windows meme
>Year of 017

Windows users, everybody!

>Mom is discussing my grandpa's renal failure on the phone with my grandma
>An hour later, I see advertising about signs of renal failure
>Talking about common cold symptoms with my dad
>Get ads for cold medicine

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>>57533328
>Late last night
>Have a fish tank with a light on
>Kept seeing shadows in my peripheral vision
>Heard sounds like deep breathing
>Closet door is open even though i always shut it before I get into bed
>"I'm not afraid of you fuckers”
>Something replies
>"We're not afraid of you either”
>NOPE.jpg
>Home alone in the middle of nowhere
>Would be dangerous outside so I have to stay inside
>Can't move-frozen with fear
>Remember what /g/ says when you're in this situation
>Tore off clothes
>Masturbated
>Haven't been bothered since then

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>>57533328
>student
>free software deals on a ton of useful software, including VMs and everything
>about to put new, free, legal software on new builds
yay
>literally just now, they take away ALL of it except Adobe and Microsoft
>no Win7, only Win 8.1 and Win 10
>only Elements for Adobe software, apart from the 1 year Cloud membership
>Microsoft Office is ok tho
Back to plan A

>>57534431
My college (IU) did the same thing recently... It really sucks...