How do I become autistic like John Carmack?

>>57484157
Why does he waste his programming expertise on manchildren?

>>57484157
1. stop posting
2. get to work
you can do it, i believe in you

You wok hard

>Every once in a while, it makes me happy to see a portrayal of a character hard at work in the workshop / garage / laboratory, with an implication that they spend much of the off-panel time there. Maybe too much time. [...] There was one early episode of House that showed him up all night, surrounded by open books, grimly working the problem. Not repeated, as far as I remember.

>>57484205
Because other programming jobs at his level are soul crushing tedium? Carmack's a manchild. He cares about video games and rockets.

>>57485413
And fast cars

>>57484157

1. pick a graphics API

2. stick with it until the bitter end

3. when you finally give up hope put a pistol in your mouth and pull the trigger. The blood spatter on the wall behind you should be in the shape of your chosen API's logo.

>>57484157
Once in a while you jew your loyal fan base.
And then you jew them some more and thats it.

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u gotta get a nice rig

>>57484157
He was born like that.

>>57484157
You're at least 8 years too late.
The fact that you're posting on 4chan means that you're at least 18 years old.
You should have been learning CompSci basics starting at the age of 10.

His first words were "here's your loofah, daddy". Surprised he isn't gay desu.